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The JOZY ALTIDORE CHALLENGE THREAD 2013-14 This is the thread for YOU to predict HOW MANY GOALS JOZY ALTIDORE WILL SCORE IN THE BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE 2013/14 Not goals he scores in friendlies for the USMNT against Banana Island. Not goals he might score at home playing FIFA14. Not personal goals he might have set like 'learn how to tie shoelaces'. No, these are goals in the league. The kind you might see on Match of the Day. But how many will come from his golden boots? Much like my Dad, Jozy has his knockers. but he seems like a nice lad who means well. A big daft nice lad. Lumbering. A bit daft. Doesn't really know what he's doing. A bit confused. He's dogshit, frankly. But we can still have a laff as we watch him pretend to be a professional footballer all around England. It might also be a cool place to launch increasingly viscous personal attacks against him. Apparently if you get it right, you get a free avatar. Good luck on actually claiming that prize though. Entries should be submitted before Jozy's first match for Sunderland kicks off. In the event of a tie, there will be a creative challenge in order to determine the winner. It's not a race to claim the number 'four'. The Sunderland striker is akin to a five-tool outfielder in baseball. Still only 24, "Hammerin' Jozy" could one day find himself in a chase for Donovan's career strike total. That is because his blend of athleticism, skill variety and now tactical awareness is one until now unseen in a US forward. His goals come from every direction, in every manner and he's also among the team's best crossers. Pissflaps fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Dec 20, 2013 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:44 |
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Also Jozy will score six (6) goals in the Barclays this coming season. Six (6).
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 14:57 |
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Jozy will score 5, just 5 goals
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 14:57 |
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Jozy will score nine (9) league goals this season for Sunderland AFC
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 14:57 |
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7 goals. I was going to say 5 but it was already taken
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 14:58 |
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Jozy will score 13 goals because that's the sorta goal tally for quite mediocre strikers for lower mid table clubs
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 14:59 |
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Josmer Altidore will score 7 goals this season
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 14:59 |
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I think Jozy will score 8 goals this season because 7 has just been snapped up.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 14:59 |
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Jozy altidore will score 88 goals in honour of his fascist leaders sensibilities
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 14:59 |
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He will triple his Premier League goals tally by scoring another 2 goals
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:00 |
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There's literally only a certain amount of possible numbers so don't worry about choosing a number somebody else already has.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:00 |
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1. One goal.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:00 |
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16 goals.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:01 |
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He will score 5 just 5 goals.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:01 |
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Jozy Altidore will score 17 goals this season.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:01 |
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Jozmer will score 10 golazos this season mostly because I don't know any other strikers that play for Sunderland
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:02 |
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I think it will be 1 goals. against chelsea, by skinning john terry Bogan Krkic fucked around with this message at 17:41 on May 11, 2014 |
# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:02 |
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You can choose the same numbers as other posters, I will decide the tiebreaker by choosing the poster I like more
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:02 |
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I'm going to say 12 because why not
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:02 |
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4 league goals, all in this calender year.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:03 |
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Big Joe will bag 7 league goals this season.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:03 |
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Hmm all the good numbers are already taken, so I will say 10 goals Efb
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:03 |
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Pissflaps posted:There's literally only a certain amount of possible numbers so don't worry about choosing a number somebody else already has. That's true. I'll stick with 8 anyway it feels right. He'll stagger over the line with a goal that bounces in off his lumbering arse, I'm thinking.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:03 |
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Jozy will bundle 11 goals into the net off his shins.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:05 |
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Seven goals for Jozy.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:07 |
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I've done some research with a friend and we've decided that Jozy Altidore will secure the existance of our people and a future for white children
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:08 |
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I'd like to see a graph with predicted goals on the Y axis and distance from America on the X I think it would be enlightening
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:08 |
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is there any chance of Jozy scoring either 69 or 420 goals? Not a big football fan so I'm not sure what is possible. Thanks
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:09 |
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8 goals for Jozy Altidore this season.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:10 |
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angered paedophile posted:is there any chance of Jozy scoring either 69 or 420 goals? Not a big football fan so I'm not sure what is possible. Oh it's possible. Anything is possible. For Jozy.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:12 |
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Jozy will score 13 goals.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:13 |
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8 goals for mr altidore
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:16 |
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ok, thanks, one more question, is it possible for Jozy to score different numbers of goals? I think he might score 69, 88 and 420 goals all at the same time, not sure how football works, is this possible? Thanks for the assistance for a big time new fan of soccer.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:17 |
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angered paedophile posted:ok, thanks, one more question, is it possible for Jozy to score different numbers of goals? I think he might score 69, 88 and 420 goals all at the same time, not sure how football works, is this possible? You bet! Sunderland will start the season involved in three competitions. I'd suggest predicting a mollywhopping 420 goals in the league, 69 in the FA Cup and 88 in the League Cup. Hope this helps, new soccer friend! Ninpo fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Aug 16, 2013 |
# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:19 |
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I predict Jozy will score eight (8) Premier League goals as well as one (1) own goal.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:22 |
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Jozy will score 12 goals and will not make any fascist salutes, no matter how many times di Canio insists.
Hashtag Banterzone fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Aug 16, 2013 |
# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:22 |
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I think Jozy Altidore will score 11 goals.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:22 |
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7 league goals, 3 league cup goals, 1 fa cup goal
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:23 |
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I think he will score 3 goals. Not all in one match, but total, because he has the touch of a rapist.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 15:23 |
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Jozy will score 6 league goals and will score on his debut.
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