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MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

Pissflaps posted:

I am sorry Knoddus but your entry was submitted four (4) minutes too late.

Remember when i won the darius vassell challenge ahead of you flaps? Good times

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Feb 29, 2012


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So far, and the stats bear this out (trust me - I'm a college grad) jozy is on pace to score 0 goals. Lol. Poor player.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


vaginal culture posted:

So far, and the stats bear this out (trust me - I'm a college grad) jozy is on pace to score 0 goals. Lol. Poor player.
Jozy would score all the goals for Stanford, food for thought

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

vaginal culture posted:

So far, and the stats bear this out (trust me - I'm a college grad) jozy is on pace to score 0 goals. Lol. Poor player.

Small sample size, rear end in a top hat!

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Feb 29, 2012


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Chris de Sperg posted:

Jozy would score all the goals for Stanford, food for thought

Everyone at stanfords goal is to someday score haha nerds. Go bears.

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Feb 29, 2012


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jyrka posted:

Small sample size, rear end in a top hat!

Don't sizeshame. Its 2013 ffs.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Great hold-up play from Jozy today.

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
Is it too late to say zero

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
So with the first match played, can we get an update on how many goals Jozy has scored?

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

serious gaylord posted:

So with the first match played, can we get an update on how many goals Jozy has scored?

its zero, he has scored zero goals. based on this stat I can say that if he continues at his current rate he will score exactly 0 goals all season.

Sauska
Sep 12, 2012

He got close a couple times so there's a slight moral goal in there and that's pretty good for him

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

I am confident that he will double his tally in the weeks ahead

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
How many times did he fall down and is it more than the number of goals he has scored?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Tsaedje posted:

How many times did he fall down and is it more than the number of goals he has scored?

I can confirm that he fell down eighteen thats (18) times.

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Feb 29, 2012


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Goalfree Fattybore has put in a poor performance imo

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


I'm beginning to regret my faith in the plucky young American.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Drowsy Neverscore is real bad. Even Bendtner managed to score 8 goals.

Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.

sebzilla posted:

I'm beginning to regret my faith in the plucky young American.

yes after one game everything you know is wrong

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Jozy will score 15 goals.

I've made a huge mistake

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Your Weird Uncle posted:

yes after one game everything you know is wrong

*29 games

one goal lmao

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

serious gaylord posted:

So with the first match played, can we get an update on how many goals Jozy has scored?

Let's check the Jozymeter:



Oh dear, zero goals so far. Better luck next week Jozy!

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Feb 29, 2012


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Babby Thatcher posted:

*29 games

one goal lmao

Hes bad

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I'm wondering if I should be concerned with my prediction of Two Goals, tbh

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Shrapnac posted:

Zero(0), Jozy will score zero goals.

Well chuffed I am.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

the sex ghost posted:

Let's check the Jozymeter:



Oh dear, zero goals so far. Better luck next week Jozy!

Please don't put Jozy in a Milan kit thx.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Jozy is even worse than I suspected. Jesus.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Jozy will score three(3) league goals, one will be the winner against Newcastle.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
It's too late the seasons already started.

Lowden Swain
Jul 11, 2006
can't hold his mud
To be fair, he has all of Sunderland's goals this year, so I think that's revealing.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

Please don't put Jozy in a Milan kit thx.

That's Oguchi Onyewu you racist.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
"Welbeck will score more than Altidore this season" - me, at about 3:45pm, today.

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Feb 29, 2012


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Strawman posted:

Jozy will score three(3) league goals, one will be the winner against Newcastle.

Nice, strawman
I already guessed 3

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Can we also suggest players who will score more goals than Jozy this season? Because I'm confident that both Nicolas Anelka and Kevin Phillips will score more goals than him

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

the sex ghost posted:

Can we also suggest players who will score more goals than Jozy this season? Because I'm confident that both Nicolas Anelka and Kevin Phillips will score more goals than him

I thought Kevin Phillips had retired years ago but it turns out he hasnt.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

serious gaylord posted:

I thought Kevin Phillips had retired years ago but it turns out he hasnt.

If you know how to actually score it turns out you never stop

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Scott Bakula posted:

If you know how to actually score it turns out you never stop

See: Giggs, Ryan

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Scott Bakula posted:

If you know how to actually score it turns out you never stop

It's why I'll never stop believing that one day Ronaldo will come to England and score all the goals

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
I would like to revise my guess.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
attached is the official chart keeping track of jozy during the 38 matches of barclays, so we all know where he stands

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

tbp posted:

attached is the official chart keeping track of jozy during the 38 matches of barclays, so we all know where he stands



Chart suggests 48 games OP

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