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EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

YESSS

edit: pretend this was the MDT

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

EvilHawk posted:

YESSS

edit: pretend this was the MDT

Celebrating a Wick-a-goal in the Jozy thread? Enjoy your ban.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

trem_two posted:

Celebrating a Wick-a-goal in the Jozy thread? Enjoy your ban.

Clearly Jozy's presence on the training ground has turned Wickham into a goalscorer.

franks
Jan 1, 2007

Alcoholism is the only
disease you can get
yelled at for having.
Wickham picked up a knock... Big Jozy's time to shine?

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
https://twitter.com/JoeMaskivish/status/457553356580335617

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em
One legged Wickham vs. Altidore being considered atm.

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
Greg still believes

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Babby Thatcher posted:

Greg still believes



lol

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

TRP Post Of The Tournament Winner World Cup 2014

Babby Thatcher posted:

Greg still believes


Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009




bald, dago, scouser, thats def greg

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Chris de Sperg posted:



bald, dago, scouser, thats def greg

i had to go to the twitter profile and click the big picture just to see that it wasnt actually him irl

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
doing big lols atm

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
https://twitter.com/mlstransfers/status/457151700034650112

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
lol jozy at toulouse would be hilarious

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Babby Thatcher posted:

Greg still believes



Hahahaha how the gently caress

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners

tetsman posted:

lol jozy at toulouse would be hilarious

Any team that signs Jozy is going Toulouse!

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

edit:- mods!!

tetsman posted:

lol jozy at toulouse would be hilarious
He was born Toulouse.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Babby Thatcher posted:

Greg still believes



lmao

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


afgrijselijkheid said: ↑
Yeah, Schwarzer dropped a long shot right at the feet of Wickham and he put it away. I have no idea how he has played other than that because I just now switched the game on.

50/50 Ball said: ↑
Joszy has to be laughing right now at the irony.He is off and the man in his spot is getting service and spilled saves to his feet. All people will say is that "Connor knocks em in."

aeverous
Nov 13, 2009
It's like they consider being in the right place at the right time just pure luck.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

aeverous posted:

It's like they consider being in the right place at the right time just pure luck.

Jozy definitely has the advantage in that regard. He is so fat that he is in many places at the same time.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Bottom line:
1. Jozy had a terrible year, but it was a terrible year on a disfunctional, terrible team. Some think it is irrelevant, I don't.
2. Previous to Sunderland, Jozy did well on a team that wasn't disfunctional. Lower level yes, disregard completely? No.
2. you need a manager that believes he is smarter than the management at Sunderland this past year (shouldn't be hard to find).
3. The manager must believe that Jozy, with the right training (his) and placed in the right system(his), can be successful, maybe dominating. Again, I think some managers that fit that description exist, possibly at fairly high levels.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

it's on

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
It's gonna happen you guys

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

is it

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013


the menu

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
lmao, Big Jozy wins a big penalty

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

WE DID IT

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

that's worth 10 goals

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
when altidore tumbles, the whole footballing world shakes

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
lol they won't even let him shoot a PK despite his high DziBot and DkSck

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Fat oval office

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Jozy is a coward who didn't have the guts to take the PK and make my two goal prediction come true.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
what a loving fraud

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Woodenlung posted:

Fat oval office



lol what a loving pos

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Chris de Sperg posted:

Jozy will defy all reasonable expectations and score a stunning 2 goals in the Barclays British and Welsh Premier League this season.
gently caress you Jozy, you loving coward.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
The penalty is beautiful he doesn't even dive he just can't stand up and run or dribble at the same time without tumbling over and it won Liverpool the league lol

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
of course:

quote:

In the modern game, being a convincing diver is perhaps even better than being a clinical scorer. Heck, ask Neymar.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
someone do a jozy version of the trollface

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double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

Woodenlung posted:

Fat oval office



It's beautiful

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