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I can't wait for some American to come into TRP and think this is a Jozy thread the way Big Soccer has a Jozy thread and post without reading any of the thread first.
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 14:41 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 13:02 |
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I wonder what Jozy got in his Easter basket today.
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 14:45 |
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Jozy will score against Cardiff and we'll have another thread like this next season too
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 15:00 |
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euroboy posted:Jozy will score against Cardiff and we'll have another thread like this next season too I forgot this thread was initially about goals and I guessed eight e: worse than I thought Modus Trollens posted:Jozy will score 11 goals but one will be unfairly ruled offside and one will be unfairly called not a goal by goal line technology
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 15:04 |
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vyelkin posted:I can't wait for some American to come into TRP and think this is a Jozy thread the way Big Soccer has a Jozy thread and post without reading any of the thread first. I can almost see it: Hi fellow TRP'ers! I don't watch a lot of soccer, but I'm a rabid USMNT fan. Do you guys think I should join the Outlaws to get in on the fun with other local soccer 'hooligans'? I think Jozy could actually take us far, I know he didn't have the best season at S'land (service I know! ), but I still believe he has the confidence to score some powerful net-slams together with Wondo! What is TRP's consensus about the opposition? Go Jozmers!
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 17:44 |
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Rename the forum to the Jozy Altidore.
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 18:52 |
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I Feast On Dogshit posted:This is the thread that just keeps giving. I'm gutted we only have 4 more instalments of Jozy time. There is the world cup bonus round still to come
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 19:24 |
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Cart Cam posted:Rename the forum to the Jozy Altidore.
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 19:41 |
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Uncle Jozy's Family Feedbag
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 19:42 |
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Destroy My Sweater posted:https://twitter.com/THass21/status/457604510006116353 has it been mentioned that he replied to the wrong tweet? the girl he tweeted at was RTing a chelsea fan to call him out and now she is getting all the abuse
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 19:49 |
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I hope jozy get diabetes and his foot falls off before the world cup.
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 21:30 |
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St Evan Echoes posted:The Jozy Altidorm !!!
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 21:32 |
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oliwan posted:!!! It's only a few months ago that you thought jozy was a good footballer lol
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 21:34 |
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Crunkjuice posted:I hope jozy get diabetes and his foot falls off before the world cup. I know you didn't mean that. I will pray that you change your ways.
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 21:35 |
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The Cosy Altidore
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 21:36 |
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the dozy altislore
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 22:19 |
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Pissflaps posted:It's only a few months ago that you thought jozy was a good footballer lol This is why I want to post in a forum carrying his name. It makes sense.
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 22:35 |
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I gotta admit I thought he'd at least score a few I mean come on. Cameron Jerome has hit double digits in the prem.
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 22:37 |
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Jozy will go back to the Eredivisie next season and score 30 goals, then return to the Premiership with another bottom side. Infact, I hope he continues this pattern for the next 6 or so years and becomes Hollands top league scorer ever. And The BPL's lowest scoring striker ever
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 22:52 |
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The Jozy Altiboard
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 23:12 |
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He'll either go back to the MLS or turn into a journeyman striker around Europe for clubs with American owners
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# ? Apr 20, 2014 23:25 |
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Cameron Jerome is a one tool striker at best. Jozy has so many tools that he loses his balance and falls over all the time.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 00:51 |
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euroboy posted:He'll either go back to the MLS or turn into a journeyman striker around Europe for clubs with American owners He'll do the Freddy Adu poo poo American tour of shame and go to a poo poo Portuguese side, then a poo poo Greek side, then to the Brazillian second division. aeverous posted:I gotta admit I thought he'd at least score a few I mean come on. Cameron Jerome has hit double digits in the prem.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 00:57 |
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Remember when kezman scored 105 goals in 122 appearances then moved to chelsea and scored 4 goals in 22 games and was labelled a huge failure. jozys worse
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 01:31 |
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sad that my idea of jozy antiscore has been overtaken by events
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 02:05 |
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Ponce de Le0n posted:Remember when kezman scored 105 goals in 122 appearances then moved to chelsea and scored 4 goals in 22 games and was labelled a huge failure. it's appalling just how very much worse he is too
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 02:09 |
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Ponce de Le0n posted:Remember when kezman scored 105 goals in 122 appearances then moved to chelsea and scored 4 goals in 22 games and was labelled a huge failure. who?
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 03:20 |
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Jozy is a trashbag who has somehow managed to spend the last four years getting worse. At least he headbutted that dude while he was at Hull.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 03:40 |
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I've always thought the guy who wins the penalty should get some statistical credit..maybe an assist...I don't think it's totally fair for Borini to get all the credit while the guy who put himself in a position to win the penalty not receive anything. On the other hand, I thought that Jozy made the incorrect decision of heading toward the byline instead of tacking inside and setting himself up for a shot...He got the penalty which is good, but he needs to start thinking about himself a bit more and get some shot off....Fact is, no one is giving him any credit..The Sunderland fan refuses to even acknowledge him... Poyet also did not even mention his name..instead, he stated the penalty could had gone either way...so based on the sunderland paper, columnist, fan and the coach, it looks like they are all giving all the credit to Borini...Jozy needs to start shooting and play for himself whenever he gets a chance...He's passing way too many shot and is trying too hard to be a team player.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 04:10 |
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Agreed, it was a brilliant play by Jozy, forcing Chelsea to foul him.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 07:07 |
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Mateja Keman... Serb who lit poo poo up for PSV Eindhoven over 5 years. Mourinho played him out of position badly but that still never justified his poo poo play. Went to Fenerbahçe, PSG and a few other poo poo clubs but never found his form. I guess it's a testament to how bad the Dutch league actually is.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 07:13 |
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5-Star Gulag posted:Mateja Kežman... Serb who lit poo poo up for PSV Eindhoven over 5 years. Mourinho played him out of position badly but that still never justified his poo poo play. Went to Fenerbahçe, PSG and a few other poo poo clubs but never found his form. I guess it's a testament to how bad the Dutch league actually is. Actually the Dutch league developed some really great talents such as Suarez, van Persie, van Nistelrooy, Robben and Afonso Alves
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 07:19 |
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and such world class defenders such as uh, um,
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 07:27 |
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5-Star Gulag posted:Mateja Keman... Serb who lit poo poo up for PSV Eindhoven over 5 years. Mourinho played him out of position badly but that still never justified his poo poo play. Went to Fenerbahçe, PSG and a few other poo poo clubs but never found his form. I guess it's a testament to how bad the Dutch league actually is. It's an old forum joke about a Chelsea fan who didn't know who Kezman was (I think that's how it went)
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 07:50 |
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:and such world class defenders such as uh, um, bring it in guys *vertonghen heitinga and alderwiereld all gather around for a big party*
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 08:05 |
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Ewar Woowar posted:It's an old forum joke about a Chelsea fan who didn't know who Kezman was (I think that's how it went) It was Woobi I think, or WK4F. Whoever it was who also didn't know Blackburn had won the prem. Add Erik Pieters to the list of good dutch league defenders!
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 12:02 |
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I burst into irl laughter seeing Jozy win a title run in important penalty it truly made me happy
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 12:25 |
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My favorite w00bi moment was when he was watching a match from a week or two before and kept posting about it in the match day thread as if it was live without noticing. He's a good lad.
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 12:44 |
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euroboy posted:My favorite w00bi moment was when he was watching a match from a week or two before and kept posting about it in the match day thread as if it was live without noticing. I....see....
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# ? Apr 21, 2014 13:16 |
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euroboy posted:My favorite w00bi moment was when he was watching a match from a week or two before and kept posting about it in the match day thread as if it was live without noticing. This but when he got angry and accused certain posters of trolling him about it. I miss w00bi I hope he comes back for the world cup *lights the science and literature signal*
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