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Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.

TheBigAristotle posted:

At least Jozy's terrible season won't impact the United States' chances of winning the World Cup

what does this post mean

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


Your Weird Uncle posted:

what does this post mean

The USAMNT are going to win the world cup because Jozy plays better for his country than his club, because he's provided with support from such superstars as Landon Donovan, Clint Dempsey and Robbie Rogers

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car


I feel that jozy's participation in the Sunderland squad so far has been integral in this sacking, i wonder how long the new manager will feign interest before he's loaned out to a foreign league/lower division where he is more suited.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008



Loving Africa Chaps posted:

It actually states he's scored 2, which is wrong.

No it says zero

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013


Here lies Jozy, he never scored

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car


I want to be wrong but i fear this is the end for "big" josmer "jozy" altidore.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002



The Archbishop of Banterbury



lol sunderladn are a joke club

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car


Jozy's got managerial blood on his hands and sunderland fans are going to let him get away with this assassination.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes


Could getting Paolo sacked be considered a goal?

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011



R. Mute posted:

Altidore will replace Di Canio and will finally shine when he doesn't have to kick the ball himself.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009



Ponce de Le0n posted:

I want to be wrong but i fear this is the end for "big" josmer "jozy" altidore.

Agreed. He could always go back to dating JoJo or whatever.

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010




True prophecy.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007




PHWOAR CRIMINAL


Kitty Kisses posted:

Here lies Jozy, he never scored

Oh god, this took way too long

Sauska
Sep 12, 2012



worth it

Jermaine Dildoe
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady


rip Jozy "Big J" Jozidore you were poo poo and then you died

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010



Adulterous Hitler posted:

Oh god, this took way too long



lol, rip

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009



Adulterous Hitler posted:

Oh god, this took way too long


African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012

tiocfaidh ar la


Adulterous Hitler posted:

Oh god, this took way too long



Lol

tbp
Mar 1, 2008



Jozy currently has 1 goal per 31 matches in the Premier League, if he scores 15 more in the next match though it'd be quite a respectable figure

Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Agreed. He could always go back to dating JoJo or whatever.

you have josie altitude confused with fellow american superstar and all around talented east coast based footballer freddy adu

80085
Mar 19, 2001

Dos a cero!


Jozy has been awful so far with his chances but Sunderland has to have one of the worst midfields I've ever seen in the Premier league.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009



Your Weird Uncle posted:

you have josie altitude confused with fellow american superstar and all around talented east coast based footballer freddy adu

You're thinking of Mo Edu

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


Adulterous Hitler posted:

Oh god, this took way too long


Machinegunboyo
Apr 25, 2010


life is good

Carrier
May 12, 2009


PWM POTM, August 2013 (student edition)



WHOOSH


Jozy Altidore is literally worse than Danny Welbeck, think about that for a moment, Danny loving Welbeck.

Sunderland should cut their losses, fast.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002



The Archbishop of Banterbury



I can see Jozy being shipped out in January at a rock bottom price. He's the most visible aspect of Di Canio's failed tenure as Sunderland boss and whoever they get in won't want him hanging around and making all the other players feel bad about themselves and each other while he's trying to forge some kind of team spirit. Jozy is worse than usless, he actually encourages worse performances out of the people around him. He's also fat.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.


If Jozy signs for another Premier League team, maybe one in need of a 'striker' like Chelsea, and then scores seven goals, does my prediction still count?

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013


vyelkin posted:

If Jozy signs for another Premier League team, maybe one in need of a 'striker' like Chelsea, and then scores seven goals, does my prediction still count?

If Jozy signs for another Premier League team it will be as groundskeeper

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002



The Archbishop of Banterbury



vyelkin posted:

If Jozy signs for another Premier League team, maybe one in need of a 'striker' like Chelsea, and then scores seven goals, does my prediction still count?

Absolutely.

Alex_R
Aug 4, 2004



Pissflaps posted:

Jozy is worse than usless, he actually encourages worse performances out of the people around him.

So they should keep him!

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010



Jozy is starting tonight Now its only the League Cup (so goals dont count towards the Altislore Challenge) but it could be a big game for him. A goal against the mighty Posh would be a big confidence boost going into this weekends showdown with the mighty Liverpool.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Jozy Altidore Will Not Score In The Capital One Cup Because He Is A Slow Pile Of poo poo.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002



The Archbishop of Banterbury



Jozy is wank.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

Wastemen. Everywhere.

Olewithmilk posted:

Jozy Altidore Will Not Score In The Capital One Cup Because He Is A Slow Pile Of poo poo.

Indeed he did not.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002



The Archbishop of Banterbury



He's bad.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004



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Did he play the full match tonight?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

Wastemen. Everywhere.

T. Finninho posted:

Did he play the full match tonight?

Subbed off in the 85th minute.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car


so how many minutes has jozy actually played for sunderland?

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004



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Ninpo posted:

Subbed off in the 85th minute.

lol someone please go back and find the highest serious prediction posted itt, I may have to give that person a custom title reflecting their incredible stupidity

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002



The Archbishop of Banterbury



T. Finninho posted:

lol someone please go back and find the highest serious prediction posted itt, I may have to give that person a custom title reflecting their incredible stupidity

Um it's a long season and we don't have all the entries in yet.

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