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I believe Jozy will score 8 goals.
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tbp posted:He's going to end up back in MLS within two years probably 
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Aug 19, 2013 02:25
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Pissflaps posted:I think he will really shine when he retires in a couple of years because of 'concussion' and turns his hand to being a pundit on some weird american cable channel or something. Imagine Taylor Twellman and Jozy Altidore together "in the booth" as their heads balloon to comical sizes, eventually blocking out the sun.
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Sep 10, 2013 13:12
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Hegav posted:El Jebus, can we get a confirmation that you predict 9 (nine) goals? Surely it's a typo. Hmm I (personally) use a QWERTY keyboard and it should be noted that the "9" (nine) key is really really close to the "0" (zero) key. Must be a typo.
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Sep 10, 2013 19:07
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Ponce de Le0n posted:I want to be wrong but i fear this is the end for "big" josmer "jozy" altidore. Agreed. He could always go back to dating JoJo or whatever.
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Sep 23, 2013 01:01
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Adulterous Hitler posted:Oh god, this took way too long
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Sep 23, 2013 01:34
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Your Weird Uncle posted:you have josie altitude confused with fellow american superstar and all around talented east coast based footballer freddy adu You're thinking of Mo Edu
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Sep 23, 2013 02:55
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Pissflaps posted:I also happen to think jozy is on par talent wise with benteke. What sort of "talents" are you referring to?
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Sep 30, 2013 10:39
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don't feed the trolls jozy
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Sep 30, 2013 19:30
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I think Jozy has issues with her confidence.
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Oct 5, 2013 22:24
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Jozy has been doxxed and the findings aren't pretty. He scored one goal for Hull which he calls his "little Jozy."
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Oct 8, 2013 00:36
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4-0? How many did Jozy bang in?
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Oct 19, 2013 17:01
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Jozy Altidore is 39 years old. Is he the oldest striker to ever grace the Barclay's?
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Oct 19, 2013 19:25
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I wonder how fast Jozy can run a 5k?
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Oct 27, 2013 20:21
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Altidore is NICE!!!!!!!!! Stop saying he needs to improve at Sunderland, THEY SUCK! No service, no midfield, they are terrible, and they leave him up there against EPL players who foul the sh(( out of him ALL GAME LONG.
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Nov 28, 2013 02:11
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Haggis Heed posted:Fake and gay. It's real. It's drat real.
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Nov 28, 2013 04:58
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Pissflaps posted:lets give thanks for jozy's fat arse and terrible goalscoring I don't think Sunderland fans are thankful for this.
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Nov 28, 2013 19:32
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Grumpy in LA
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Jan 5, 2014 20:17
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Will Jozy silence the haters today?
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Jan 7, 2014 19:10
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Jozy taking lessons from The Big Show, nice.
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Jan 8, 2014 03:40
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Does anyone know Jozy's number for the Royal Rumble?
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Jan 15, 2014 13:22
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America runs on Dunkin.
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Jan 18, 2014 16:37
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Kei Kamara has scored four goals in ten games for Boro, says Wikipedia. He also bagged one for Norwich during his loan spell last season, giving him a better scoring record than Jozy if the chart holds true. In addition, Kei Kamara's dog has its own Twitter page https://twitter.com/chelseathedog23. Conversely, we don't know much of anything about Jozy's pets. Make you think.
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Jan 19, 2014 00:34
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Jozy is clutch, I hear.
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Jan 19, 2014 15:50
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Is Jozy cursed?
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Jan 24, 2014 17:10
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Perhaps Jozy will yoyo between relegating English teams and scoring sick goals in the Dutch league for eternity.
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Jan 24, 2014 17:17
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Is Jozy a fraud?
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Feb 1, 2014 03:12
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The US striker went the distance in his third straight league start, repeatedly providing ace hold-up play to help the visitors forward. His no-look flick to set Jack Colback running free in the 23rd minute was good for an "MLS assist" in the 23rd minute, with Adam Johnson bagging the rebound of the midfielder's shot for Sunderland's second goal.
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Feb 1, 2014 20:25
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Will Jozy score against his former club?
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Feb 8, 2014 15:38
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Jozy Altidore will be one of few Sunderland players spared reprimands following a 2-0 home loss to Hull City. Down to 10 men after just four minutes, the Black Cats were unable to take advantage of a strong day of hold-up work by the US striker. Despite their first EPL loss in five, Sunderland stayed a point above the trap door in 17th.
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Feb 9, 2014 01:24
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europe.... lol.... epl is downgrading bad... the air pass in the epl is just over used and not efficient it prevents strikers from getting that good ole ground pass that they can put home... have you noticed how most british players in the epl have an ego and cant even put a ball to their teammate to finish off? that's what jozy's dealing with... lol... so ridiculous... im so glad this pompous league is decreasing.. with their horrible officiating.. and lack of modern play that spain or germany have.. they really are falling out and jozy needs to go... there's a reason they call it total football in Holland, its bc jozy actually got to see some of the ball.... with the exception of the top six, most teams in that league are very inconsistent and play just as poor as any poor league... so over hyped i swear
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Mar 2, 2014 21:34
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Jozy is a branding guru and social media expert.
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Mar 10, 2014 06:37
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Double-downs are low carb tbf
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Mar 15, 2014 21:26
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Red Star Baldgreg posted:Fabio Borini seems to be able to do his job quite well in that team? Yeah because he's stealing all of Jozy's service!!!
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Mar 16, 2014 13:16
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Gigi Galli posted:Di Canio shivers as he views the giant banner of Peter Griffin dressed as an American GI with the slogan "fascism is bad" written underneath. Di Vaio had warned him never to mess with Portland, and now he knew why. v nice
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Mar 16, 2014 19:13
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thumbs up
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Mar 16, 2014 22:46
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80085 posted:He wasn't THAT good in England. People seem to think he was better than he actually was, probably because he scored a couple clutch goals. I'm looking at his record and wondering the same thing op but did Clit Shitsey have a bar name after him??
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Mar 18, 2014 04:18
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*to the tune of "blurred lines"*
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cowabunga
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I think those are Game of Thrones characters. Speaking of which, I've got some great Jozy-themed branding opportunities I'd like to share with Mr. Altidore's Twitter PR hypeman.
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