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Jozy altidore will score 10 goals, quite lovely ones too.
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Jozy will rise from the ashes like a phoenix and got on to have some solid months of form before returning to poo poo again. I still believe in 10.
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Aug 24, 2013 16:50
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Pissflaps posted:Are you saying Sunderland need to design their team to look like a McDonald's counter? Why not? They already have Ronald McDonald working for them (It's Jozy Altidore, he's a clown)
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Aug 24, 2013 17:01
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Sep 23, 2013 10:31
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Jota posted:paid a pound for each of his Pound for pound, he's one of the worst signings.
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Sep 24, 2013 22:36
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I just rewatched Snatch and the scene with Tyrone running away from the thugs reminded me a lot of Jozy trying to get away from defenders, with a perfect allegory of the dogs/rabbit thrown in there too. Guy Ritchie is a bit of a football visionary I think, he also did the Nike ads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exNvf8uZ6lk
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Sep 24, 2013 22:54
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Paddyb posted:I afraid the forums will implode and cause a black hole if Jozy scores against liverpool. Mods...
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Sep 29, 2013 15:32
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Kitty Kisses posted:It wouldn't be the first time a Liverpool-Sunderland game has been decided by an inanimate object that shouldn't have been on the pitch 
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Sep 29, 2013 15:46
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I'm starting to feel real bad for the guy, it's actually painful to watch him stumble about like he's in a drunken stupor. Remember that life is good Jozy, you still have a friend in me.
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Sep 29, 2013 16:55
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I put Jozy down to score 8 goals... 8... 8...
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Sep 29, 2013 20:30
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Jozy could have had sharper finishing moves than Bret Hart's sharshooter had he stayed in the Dutch league. No point looking back now though.
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Sep 29, 2013 21:02
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vyelkin posted:
Just as I always suspected, Jozy Altidore is better suited to life as a thug than a professional footballer.
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Oct 5, 2013 18:12
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To be fair, Jozy is surrounded by terrible players and you can't expect him to do anything at all with the service he's getting, as evidenced by the fact sunderland have only got 1 point all season. On the other hand, he is the main goal scoring threat of Sunderland football club and this club has scored 7 goals all season by players who aren't the main goal threats and he has scored none of them and actually yeah, I think it might be a good club of footballers who have to supply to a terrible striker and that's why they're in this terrible predicament.
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Oct 5, 2013 19:33
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Jozy inspires all kinds of emotions across the board, he's an inspirational human being in the hearts of men even if he isn't on the pitch.
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Oct 5, 2013 20:05
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Your Weird Uncle posted:
I think the jozy av is cool because it's like he's channeling jozy himself, and that jozy is in on the joke, and that way I feel less bad about calling him the steaming pile of poo poo he is.
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Oct 5, 2013 20:07
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pointsofdata posted:He'll go somewhere else when we get relegated and start banging the goals in again when he gets good service, and people will still not be able to see that this Sunderland team is practically impossible for a striker to look good in. Sunderland are not a very good team but they're problems lie mainly up front and in defence. Their midfield actually has some talent and they created plenty of opportunities against Man United and had the potential to kill the game off by half time. Unfortunately, their chances were ultimately wasted because of either some fine keeping, or more importantly, there wasn't a clinical finisher up front.
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Oct 5, 2013 20:33
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pointsofdata posted:Rather than stay in Holland, I'd wish Jozy would have joined Lazio/Napoli Erm, erm... erm..**starts sweating profusely**... I don't know how to break this but...
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Oct 5, 2013 20:44
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Big Jozy Knew posted:It's not something you feel, it is an incontrovertible fact Immanuel Kant, A Critique of Pure Reason, 1781 posted:There are three pure forms of sensible intuition, as principles of knowledge a priori, namely space, time and Jozy being pure dogshit.
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Oct 5, 2013 21:48
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I bet Jozy looks sexy in a wig.
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Oct 5, 2013 22:10
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Love a good hustle, love the rough and tumble of the posting game.
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Oct 5, 2013 23:23
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Reek posted:jozy did score against arsenal (poo poo club i know) but was robbed so there is always that I just checked the stats and apparently he didn't score a legitimate goal against Arsenal? The whistle had already gone and Jozy was trying to sneak a desperate goal? The stats are also showing that he hasn't scored a legitimate goal against any other team in the premier league either. He sounds really loving bad if the stats are to be believed.
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Oct 16, 2013 12:12
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The Phoenix rises.
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Dec 4, 2013 21:00
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euroboy posted:I saw a guy wearing a AZ shirt with Altidore on the back walking around red light district last night and I had a little lol. Looks like he scored last night then.
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Mar 16, 2014 23:23
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I made this pie chart of the top phrases people have used on social media for the past 7 months every time Jozy has had a chance at goal. I think it demonstrates the conflicting opinions on him pretty well.
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Mar 26, 2014 20:33
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emjayo posted:i mean really now that takes the biscuit get this; JOZY ALREADY ATE THE BISCUIT
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Apr 1, 2014 00:21
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vaginal culture posted:No way he'd matriculate, they know how to shoot there god daym
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Apr 3, 2014 01:25
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atomic gog posted:I thought the stats showed that jozy needed to make more turnovers to improve his game? I think Jozy having less of the ball more often would for sure improve his game.
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Apr 17, 2014 09:37
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Jose Mourinho's ridiculous Chelsea home record has come to an end and Liverpool have effectively been handed the title all because Altidore didn't know where to place his feet and stumbled in to a penalty. it's beautiful.
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Apr 20, 2014 00:12
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Mourinho's masterplan of sending Lukaku out on loan to deny his rivals 3 points was a genius, if shrewd move that almost won him the premier league... but then came the ultimate plot twist; a striker of a similar build came and denied his team their 3. Game, set and match. Mourinho was outtactic'd, Altidore was outstanding.
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