|
I think it will be 1 goals. against chelsea, by skinning john terry Bogan Krkic fucked around with this message at 17:41 on May 11, 2014 |
#
¿
Aug 16, 2013 15:02
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 24, 2024 11:41 |
|
|
In Australia we call breakfast Ball-You-Food-Mouth
|
|
#
¿
Sep 8, 2013 23:44
|
|
|
TheBigAristotle posted:Yeah, PWM or whatever it is now is too high-level for me. Can't keep up. PWM is terrible, much like Jozy
|
|
#
¿
Sep 14, 2013 20:47
|
|
|
Your Weird Uncle posted:what does this post mean The USAMNT are going to win the world cup because Jozy plays better for his country than his club, because he's provided with support from such superstars as Landon Donovan, Clint Dempsey and Robbie Rogers
|
|
#
¿
Sep 22, 2013 06:11
|
|
|
Adulterous Hitler posted:Oh god, this took way too long
|
|
#
¿
Sep 23, 2013 10:02
|
|
|
Pissflaps posted:I also happen to think jozy is on par talent wise with benteke. How could you possibly think this
|
|
#
¿
Sep 30, 2013 10:36
|
|
|
cadfael posted:He's going to come good Pissflaps, mark my posts. He has too. Does he?
|
|
#
¿
Oct 7, 2013 01:00
|
|
|
trem_two posted:I don't know gifman, the evidence is starting to be overwhelming. This is some damning evidence to be sure.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 7, 2013 02:02
|
|
|
Crunkjuice posted:Pray tell you legitimate fans of football, what are "competitive" matches? World Cup and Euros? Barclays premier league, La Liga, Bundesliga, Serie A only? It would be nice for us "plastics" to know which is which so we can appropriately judge players based upon your standards. Jozy is bad.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 7, 2013 02:19
|
|
|
The question isn't even if he's done anything in a competitive match, its if he's done anything in one against a good team. Which he hasn't.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 7, 2013 02:37
|
|
|
Crunkjuice posted:So because its USA that Spain faced in a FIFA competition it instantly becomes a friendly and means nothing. Cool, good to know. Looking forward to all the friendlies USA gets to play in Brazil this summer with you all! I think his point is that Spain treat the Confederations Cup as a friendly competition, not that it actually is. It's like the League Cup or the Club World Cup, its a FIFA competition but it doesn't make it a competitive one for most teams.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 7, 2013 03:23
|
|
|
Man, I'm looking forward to the Confederations Cup this summer. Jozy is gonna tear poo poo up.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 7, 2013 03:40
|
|
|
Dickail Bulgeakov posted:gently caress... trolled again by crunkjuice, this guy doesn't let up He's puppetmastered us all, all along!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 7, 2013 08:26
|
|
|
Crunkjuice posted:BUT FIFA SAYS WE ARE HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO JUDGE MY SOCCER TEAM Probably not by the notoriously unreliable FIFA rankings imo
|
|
#
¿
Oct 7, 2013 08:27
|
|
|
Big Jozy Knew posted:USMNT should follow Australia's example and join a more competitive confederation. Of course they would never qualify for the World Cup again but that would be no great loss Australia is a good example here because we went and joined a more competitive confederation and still manage to qualify for the World Cup. Because we have strikers better than Jozy, such as Scott McDonald, Eli Babalj and a 400 year old Harry Kewell.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 7, 2013 08:48
|
|
|
Haggis Heed posted:How many will Jozy score? 0.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 8, 2013 04:20
|
|
|
Ponce de Le0n posted:I think big sam is the only fella that knows how to get the most of a big powerful black man. Actually it was Gianfranco Zola that got Carlton Cole to play well
|
|
#
¿
Oct 8, 2013 11:16
|
|
|
Stay Dench or Get Frimponged
|
|
#
¿
Oct 9, 2013 10:55
|
|
|
Adulterous Hitler posted:Jozy would have scored a goal in the Australian Soccer League. He would struggle imo, its a very physical league and he's a big weak shithouse. Kevin Muscat would snap him in half.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 9, 2013 11:04
|
|
|
Pissflaps posted:The A stands for rear end in a top hat.  It actually stands for Awful
|
|
#
¿
Oct 9, 2013 11:12
|
|
|
Pissflaps posted:I'm losing patience with Jozy. Score a loving goal you loving idiot. Shithouse. oval office!! Calm down
|
|
#
¿
Oct 16, 2013 11:33
|
|
|
What ever happened to Dane Brekken "Brek Shea" Shea?
|
|
#
¿
Oct 18, 2013 06:35
|
|
|
But Jozy doesn't score goals?
|
|
#
¿
Oct 18, 2013 07:25
|
|
|
Maybe they should pin their hopes on a striker that isn't absolute gash then. Like Freddy Adu.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 18, 2013 07:33
|
|
|
Japan's goalkeeper is shite though.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 18, 2013 07:51
|
|
|
The US haven't even developed a forward as good as Harry Kewell, and Australia are poo poo as can be. There's no hope for them.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 18, 2013 07:52
|
|
|
oh em gee bee ess posted:He's no Schwarzer but I think he's adequate enough you don't need a world class goalkeeper to win games you just need one who is consistent enough that he gives you a chance to win. You don't need trophies to be a winner but he is a winner. Also he's been terrible and full of mistakes every time I've seen him, but I'll happily defer to someone who actually watches him aside from Asian Cup games.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 18, 2013 08:06
|
|
|
oh em gee bee ess posted:Harry Kewell is poo poo and outside of that leeds spell was constantly laid up with injury. Yes, and yes. And I still think he's better than Landy D or whoever the competition is. oh em gee bee ess posted:Best case scenario for the MLS is that you eventually become like a better-run, more competent version of Liga MX which I doubt will happen anyway given how stupid the league commissioner is, like the United States hopefully will get the Mexico treatment by CONMEBOL and we'll see MLS teams in the Libertadores where we get to see how MLS fans can handle an actual football atmosphere not the sanitised poo poo that currently is MLS. Timbers fans going to any stadium with actual fans and shouting and swearing and not just video game posters would be such an amazing culture shock.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 18, 2013 08:13
|
|
|
Your Weird Uncle posted:yeah i have a few friends who refuse to watch MLS. i don't get it either, of course the MLS is a total clowncar league but its our loving clowncar league so why not go see a game? Agreed, I can watch A-League football without gouging my eyes out most of the time. In fact, it's a better standard than what Jozy serves up half the time.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 19, 2013 01:55
|
|
|
80085 posted:lol Landon Donovan is literally the only american player worth a drat I hope he keeps getting caps until he is 50 years old uh what about Deuce?
|
|
#
¿
Oct 19, 2013 22:47
|
|
|
yeah but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Di8QT98Zk
|
|
#
¿
Oct 19, 2013 23:14
|
|
|
Pippo Inzaghi was born offside.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 23, 2013 22:34
|
|
|
That is a proper poor touch. The ball's hardly moving at pace, he watches it all the way, then puts it miles out of his own reach.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 28, 2013 15:57
|
|
|
St Evan Echoes posted:and as a Carlton Cole Connoisseur, you (and I) would know! I will never forget Carlton's purple patch under Zola. There's a good footballer buried somewhere under the complete and utter inability to win a header.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 28, 2013 20:07
|
|
|
Pissflaps posted:Jozy is a pudding What sort of pudding
|
|
#
¿
Oct 29, 2013 10:55
|
|
|
The Mash posted:I feel like this prediction could still go places, but I'm gonna need Jozy to find a single goal somewhere. Perhaps Jozy has set some goals for himself such as 1. eat more cake I think he will achieve these goals, while Bendtner wanders around in the spiritual wilderness
|
|
#
¿
Oct 29, 2013 12:13
|
|
|
He'd be alright at kicking it hard toward the goal if there was no-one to stop him from doing it, and if he could stop falling over long enough
|
|
#
¿
Nov 20, 2013 21:50
|
|
|
I thought he'd make it to double digits lol
|
|
#
¿
Nov 26, 2013 17:35
|
|
|
vaginal culture posted:Jozy is actually doing really good for a mentally retarded person and they tell him after each loss that they really won and he was good and he smiles real big. He's poo poo Garrincha.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 27, 2013 09:50
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 24, 2024 11:41 |
|
|
Zlatan Imhobitch posted:Twitter is a social media platform that let's you interact with others. It also has a very low character count allowed in each post, encouraging short posts, and I think it invented hashtags #banterzone #jozyisshit
|
|
#
¿
Dec 3, 2013 07:00
|
|