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Babby Thatcher posted:for those not following the CONCACAF thread: Decent writeup, however Eddie Johnson was in fact in the game. You may not have noticed because he doesn't know how to play, but you also should have noticed because he has stupid platinum blonde hair. Jozy was motm
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2013 06:27 |
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tbp posted:He hosed up leading to the third goal, also known as the nail in the coffin That may be but have you seen Eddie Johnson's hair
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2013 07:27 |
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Jozy has been awful so far with his chances but Sunderland has to have one of the worst midfields I've ever seen in the Premier league.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2013 02:53 |
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Antares posted:Really, there must be dozens of shitcloggers in the MLS who are worth a shot. One of them must be worth seeing if he's able to run in a straight line without falling over. They could get a mediocre striker from MLS...Robbie Keane and Thierry Henry cost too much though.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2013 00:59 |
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lol guys try to keep up we don't even know who jozy altidore is anymore we're all talking about the new "it" guy Aron Johansson
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2013 02:04 |
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T. Finninho posted:He doesn't play in the Premier League though, which is kind of the point of TRP's fascination with Josmer He will next year. He is currently following the Jozy path of playing in the Dutch league, scoring a ton of goals then having a Premier League team spend way too much money for him. He is even on the same dutch team that Jozy was on.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2013 03:32 |
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2 goals in 46 championship games is infinitely more sad than 1 goal in 33 premier league games.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 05:00 |
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The Natural posted:Tony Hibbert would score more goals in Jozy's place. Did you know that the kid has great USMNT form
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 05:17 |
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Pretty sure I could make the Scotland squad
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 07:25 |
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The Natural posted:Then I remember Americans are idiots You need to relax a bit maybe this lovely goal will calm you down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hp2E6DdIvk
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 12:41 |
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The Natural posted:No one cares about friendlies except Jozy fans But I'm not a Jozy or friendlies fan so that doesn't make sense Have we all become so enraged with Jozy hatred that we can't appreciate a pretty goal? What has this forum come to Edit: This is talking about the Michael Bradley goal I posted not anything Jozy has done. Jozy has never scored a pretty goal. 80085 fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Oct 6, 2013 |
# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 22:39 |
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Ninpo posted:Yeah this. Remember when they lost in the confeds to the USA? Spain sure do give some cares about the Confederations Cup! They did actually. They all acted like a bunch of whiney babies after the match except for Torres.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 22:56 |
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The main thing I remembered about Jozy's goal vs Spain was how he shot it directly loving at the keeper
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 23:02 |
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Adulterous Hitler posted:But he scored against the failure fucks of Germany which are big tie bottlers and drug abusers so I guess it served them right. That was a friendly please hurry and revoke your comment
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 23:55 |
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bow chicka wow wow posted:Which potential future Sunderland manager do you think will bring the best out of Jozy? My picks are Tony Pulis and Neil Lennon I say they hire Jozy's coach from AZ Alkmaar
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 00:35 |
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Wait Gold Cup games are competitive matches now? Woohoo we've made it. CONCACAF is the best. I knew beating up on Guatemala would make us be seen as competitive some day. 80085 fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Oct 7, 2013 |
# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 09:47 |
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Has any player single-handedly got a club relegated before? Adam Johnson, this season
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 11:09 |
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Are we not allowed to say anyone on Sunderland is awful just because Jozy is poo poo? gently caress me this is going to be hard pretending they can play football.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 11:15 |
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Pissflaps posted:Woosh. Yeah it did go over your head. Disappointed really.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 11:18 |
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Sunderland fans believe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbTT1kC-xd4
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 11:27 |
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There's more than 6 Sunderland fans? I never knew
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 11:28 |
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Pissflaps posted:Sunderland are historically one of the best supported clubs in the country. The point is that in that video you can only see and hear only a handful of supporters joining in with that song. Manchester United brings big traveling supporter numbers what can I say. All Sunderland fans in the stadium were chanting in that video
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 11:34 |
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I agree they were a bit off pitch but for fucks sake pissflaps they aren't professional singers
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 11:37 |
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Modus Trollens posted:Would Jozy make a good keeper? Other American keepers have only scored once in the PL, and the whole not scoring while not letting anyone around you score is kind of what you want from a shot stopper imo Well he falls down a lot for no reason so maybe
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 12:05 |
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it has his twitter handle on the back what the why
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 09:19 |
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Can you be fat and a good striker? Fat Ronaldo wasn't good when he got fat I always thought.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 09:27 |
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Ok but does 1 goal make you a good striker pissflaps please answer my initial question
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 09:31 |
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"He would've scored A goal by now" that implies 1 goal in 7 games which does not make you a good striker.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 09:34 |
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If you truly meant he would have scored multiple scores you would have said "he would've scored goals by now". Deep down you knew inside that fat strikers are not good strikers so you limited his goal count to a single goal. So all of this could've been avoided if you simply said "no" to my initial question of "Can you be fat and a good striker?"
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 09:40 |
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Hmmm interesting...so again you agree with me. Fat strikers are poo poo indeed.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 09:47 |
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euroboy posted:Ronaldo isn't fat anymore though Good point maybe Jozy can get into shape like Ronaldo and be slightly less poo poo
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 09:52 |
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No one else seems to have any problems but I will take your inquiry to heart and try to improve so you can better read my posts about Jozy Altidore. I will admit though it will be hard to please you regarding Jozy Altidore posts seeing as you spend most of your day looking them up on the internet to hilariously re-post in this thread.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 09:57 |
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Adulterous Hitler posted:Hmmm you should be more careful with your accusations imo. Yeah, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have called Ronaldo fat earlier.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 10:10 |
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Why does Emile Heskey always get compared to Jozy? Heskey at Jozy's age was much much better. Even old Heskey put up more goals.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 10:18 |
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tetsman posted:I think he hates Mexicans and English is his second language, so please be kind to my MLS Racist friend. Actually a USA fan bought this avatar for me because I wanted Mexico to beat France in the world cup and he was outraged. I love Mexico and they are the most powerful footballing nation in the world.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 11:39 |
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Pissflaps posted:jozyalidore.com I don't think that's a real site can you check your sources
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 11:41 |
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Dickail Bulgeakov posted:He'll be marking a competent player Well both Clint Dempsey and Michael Bradley are out injured so we are flat out of competent players for this match
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2013 21:13 |
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In case anyone was wondering it was the easiest goal I've ever seen in my life. Jozy has looked the worst of any player on either team and got gifted a goal by Edgar Castillo. Also our first goal was by Zusi who quite literally had to dribble around Jozy's body to score because Jozy fell down for no reason.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 01:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OKsyNILhbg Best goal I've ever seen he had to make his way through Jozy's gigantic body on the ground
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 01:32 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 06:10 |
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Crunkjuice posted:Fun fact, jozy is now the 6th all time scorer for the USA! What esteemed players hold this prestigious record for other national teams? The amazing Kenny Miller, who is currently having a blast in MLS with the Vancouver Whitecaps, is Scotland's 6th top scorer. Truly cherished company.
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