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I'd like to see a graph with predicted goals on the Y axis and distance from America on the X I think it would be enlightening
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Aug 16, 2013 15:08
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Ponce de Le0n posted:looking at jozy play i think his problem might be that if anything he hits the ball a bit too well. lol Where's shinroller on the graph though? -10%?
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Aug 26, 2013 19:09
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I know they won't count for this all important competition, but does anyone think Jozy might bag a couple tonight against MK Dons?
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Aug 27, 2013 17:44
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jyrka posted:Hope he doesn't score just for the new American Sunderland fans' posts on whatever that forum is called. It's great fun. That you do. Consider yourself lucky. We American fans are going to put Sunderland on the map or else it will be going to back just 4 of you in an empty stadium.
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Aug 27, 2013 18:26
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I think you two are being too generous. Premier League and maybe the Championship are the only competitive matches imo. Everything else is friendlies.
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Oct 7, 2013 02:33
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I'm starting to feel like my prediction of 2 goals might have been a bit optimistic
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Nov 11, 2013 10:50
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He's so bad the fans are calling for experimental football robot 'Mandron' to start ahead of him
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Dec 14, 2013 22:30
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Willie Mays sounds like an obscenely shaped tourist attraction
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Dec 24, 2013 02:40
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ragle posted:Jay Bothroyd is capped for England. Bothroyd's meagre 6 goal haul in 62 Prem appearances is still more than twice as good as Jozy's 2 in 43. I genuinely can't think of another striker with a worse Prem record. Even previous Eredivisie failure examples Alves and Kezman managed 10/42 and 4/25.
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Dec 30, 2013 08:24
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Haggis Heed posted:I hate the fact that Sunderland scored 4 today without him for most of the game and it's basically disproved the whole "well if he played for a team that could score goals, he'd he banding them in" argument. But, because he won a penalty by literally falling over the ball then diving into a player, the Jozy fan boys will put it down as an assist and say he helped the team out. Why can't you just be happy for the lad, he contributed today in his own way.
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Jan 11, 2014 18:54
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Eboracum posted:Not sure that's true. Boyd was the proto-Jozy, he had posters of the same nationality as him insisting that he was a good striker even though it was readily apparent that he wasn't, just like Josmer. The difference being that Boyd scored his goals in an even worse league and then couldn't even hack it in the Championship.
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Jan 11, 2014 19:17
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Double You Double You Dee Open Brackets Empsey Close Brackets Dee
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Jan 12, 2014 14:21
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Heskey would have to play a further 2124 Prem games without scoring to have a record as bad as Jozy. Thats 56 seasons.
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Jan 25, 2014 18:31
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belgend posted:i'm trying to think of players worse than jozy in the prem. even jovanovic could score against football league opposition. balaban maybe, but he put more effort in Balaban played 8 times in the Prem and scored none, in the tradition of this thread that either means he scored once every zero matches or once every infinity matches, its impossible to know for sure.
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Jan 26, 2014 19:32
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jyrka posted:Here's a soccer stat for you I just calculated: If Jozy indeed weighs 174 pounds then Sunderland could have bought his weight in gold over 4 times for the transfer fee they paid him. Tough choice, should they have gone with the large, inert and unreactive lump, or should they have bought the gold?
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Jan 27, 2014 21:26
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Fat Lowtax posted:Between Jozy Altidore and Danny Graham I almost wonder if people at Sunderland have inside information that Connor Wickham was at the center of some kind of horrible atrocity He was, its called Ipswich
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chuggo is BACK posted:Danny Graham's appalling tbf, also a reminder that Torres cost 50 million pounds For Graham's Prem record to be worse than Jozy's he'd have to not score for another 352 games, thats 9 seasons. I genuinely think Jozy has the worst Prem goalscoring record of any striker who has played a decent number of games.
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Mar 21, 2014 14:55
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Taff posted:Cornelius at Cardiff. He only played 8 games, all as a substitute
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Mar 21, 2014 15:02
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Pissflaps posted:john steed: 13 premier league goals over three seasons All three have better Prem goals per game than Jozy. Murphy comes closest with a goal every 18 games compared to Jozy's goal every 26.5, so if Jozy scores in his next game we can safely say that he's as good as Daryl Murphy.
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Mar 21, 2014 16:41
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Crapperland doesn't even work ffs. Blunderland, Chunderland its not hard
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Mar 22, 2014 18:12
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The difference between Jozy and RVW is that Ricky at least is putting the effort in, similarly Elmander today who's been fairly shite all season completely outshone Jozy today and he's old and on loan so you'd forgive him for not really giving a poo poo.
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Mar 22, 2014 22:08
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Baldo Di Gregorio posted:He was lazy and disinterested in that U21 game as well. His lack of skill at the PL level has been totally unsurprising but his poo poo attitude has been the biggest surprise. I think he definitely goes somewhere he can be a big fish next year, challenges aren't for Jozy This is a big part of why Sunderland fans hate him imo. A bit of effort goes a long way to getting the fans behind a limited player.
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Apr 8, 2014 21:17
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sticksy posted:see also: Cattermole, Lee Kicking people really hard is the other way for a limited player to get the fans onside
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Apr 8, 2014 22:48
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Ewar Woowar posted:Instead of lazily comparing him to Bony and Lukaku why don't they compare him to Ade Akinbiyi and Trevor Benjamin. Akinbiyi in the Prem: 76 games 11 goals Benjamin: 36 games 1 goal Finally someone with a record worse than Jozy!
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Apr 8, 2014 22:52
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Jozy's brand
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Apr 17, 2014 00:02
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I love N'wich C'ty and I really hope we don't come up goose-eggs
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Apr 17, 2014 18:55
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Zone 5 is the most dangerous considering it probably got several North Koreans executed
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Apr 29, 2014 01:37
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To be fair, other than the word 'merely' thats pretty accurate.
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May 4, 2014 12:05
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You could probably make a whole Wutang pun team. e.g. Inspectah Cech, Ghostface Kenny Miller
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May 5, 2014 18:51
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Gigi Galli posted:Mesüt Man and his partner Nathan Redmand
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May 5, 2014 19:12
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I predicted 2 and I'm happy with that. I think I played with the correct strategy and its not me thats let the side down.
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Remake Cool Runnings with the USMNT and football imo
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