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atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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Big Joe will bag 7 league goals this season.

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atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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Hmm... I think you both need to calibrate your meters, that's quite clearly nestled between Guided and Hit.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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Kitty Kisses posted:

It wouldn't be the first time a Liverpool-Sunderland game has been decided by an inanimate object that shouldn't have been on the pitch

Hahaha

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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my son bort posted:

How many minutes has it been since his last goal?

I've just crunched the numbers and it has been around 1,925,565 minutes since his last barclays goal, scored on February 6th 2010.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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Pissflaps posted:

I wonder if Jozy will be able to score on Jamaica?

How solid at the back is Jamaica?

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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I was gaslighted into predicting 7 goals for him.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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The only thing I remember about beasley in Britain was one of the commentators calling him Marcus da Beasley. Probably pleat.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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Well done, big joze

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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its pronounced like this, in fact https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqHtn0SGh5s

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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Total Meatlove posted:

It's 16/1 for big jozy to score and Sunderland to win tomorrow. I've got my bet in already

Im tempted to have a punt on this. It's just the sort of thing that could happen in football, the funny old game which we all love!

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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Yeah i think i'll put 50p or a pound on it, see how i feel in the morning

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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Ponce de Le0n posted:

Has anyone got the odds for altidore to score tomorrow?

Jozy to score...
First: 12/1
Last: 12/1
Anytime: 5/1
2 or more: 20/1
A hattrick: 100/1

Lets get on it!

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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Back to the low countries to bang them in against shite defenders.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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Shrapnig posted:

Josmer dropped to the bench tonight.

total BS

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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I predict Jozy will bag 7 far post peels in the World Cup this summer.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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haha

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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euroboy posted:

I love the GBS soccer threads every time its a world cup, especially when hundreds of posters seriously tries to figure out how to make it more appealing to americans and just how much Kobe Bryant would dominate if he chose to play soccer.

I wonder how dominant jozy would be if he chose to play soccer haha

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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jyrka posted:

It's losing the ball.

I thought the stats showed that jozy needed to make more turnovers to improve his game?

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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stickyfngrdboy posted:

It was a Stonewall peno btw are people saying it wasn't? Because it was

I thought it was a peno as well

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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vyelkin posted:


JOZY
What are you trying to tell
me? That I can score goals?

BIG SOCCER
No, Jozy. I'm trying to tell
you that when you're ready,
you won't have to.


Haha

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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JOZY
I know foot-ball.

POYET
Show me.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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Hahaha

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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I need him to score SIX more goals to reach my prediction itt

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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Im embarrassed at having predicted 7. gently caress me

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atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


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serious gaylord posted:

Can we pick one of the shitheap strikers coming up from the championship and have a head to head guessing game?

Sam Vokes at Burnley scored 20 league goals before rupturing his acl in March. He should be back before Christmas. Hell get more goals than big joze next season, imo.

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