Shadow Warrior: This is the New Damn Painkiller

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > Shadow Warrior: This is the New Damn Painkiller

Musluk: May 23, 2011

Platypus Farm posted:

I can't help but feel like stuff like this takes what was a light hearted, silly ninja game, and makes it into a game that very pointlessly tries really hard to shock people.

Oh, just like Saint's Row I guess.

edit: haha, that article even comes with "see if we give a gently caress, nerds" edge to it. Jesus.

Why are you deathly afraid of huge purple dildos?

Anyway, I kinda miss the old crazy Wang. I guess I'll wait for steam sales for this one, nostalgia or not. Look what happened to Duke :ohdear:

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Musluk: May 23, 2011

Platypus Farm posted:

Look, the main thing here is that there's no way that a purple dildo on a stick could actually cut anyone's head off. Maybe bruise them if you swung it hard enough, but decapitate them?

You're playing the realism card in a Shadow Warrior game?

Please tell me more about realism in shadow warrior while I'm shooting fireballs at ghosts :allears:

# ¿ Sep 24, 2013 20:19

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