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Wayne Gretzky posted:If the Oilers finish in the playoffs or within five points of a playoff spot I will never post on something awful forums ever again. I do not like this bet. If the Bruins do not win their division I will use a Habs-related avatar of HAS's choosing until the beginning of the 2014-15 season. Or any avatar, as long as it's hockey oriented really. If Tyler Seguin leads the Dallas Stars to a Stanley Cup victory I will get his face tattooed on my rear end.
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DOOMocrat posted:With the text STEERS & QUEERS? Oh please. Maybe there will be a little speech bubble and he can be saying "No homo" or whatever it was that people got really pissed about.
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Aug 19, 2013 19:58
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Drunk Canuck posted:If Tyler Bozak succeeds in outscoring noted 3rd line centre Mikhail Grabovski, using my talents and connections, I will produce a ballad with accompanying music video of Leafs Nation's adoration for the centre iceman from Regina, Saskatchewan. You better hope I don't assault Grabovski if I ever see him out in DC.
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Aug 27, 2013 02:12
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Shoeonhead22 posted:Eat a fishstick for every point that the Rangers finish above the Isles This is a good rear end bet, and you'll probably have to eat like, 20 fish sticks. Put it on youtube, it's the next big viral hit.
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Aug 31, 2013 05:48
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Gio posted:If Pavel Datsyuk doesn't score 50 goals and 120 pts. I will donate $20 to a local LGBT charity. Hopefully this will be his motivation this year.
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Sep 1, 2013 04:43
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canuckanese posted:If the Bruins do not win their division I will use a Habs-related avatar of HAS's choosing until the beginning of the 2014-15 season. Or any avatar, as long as it's hockey oriented really. 1. Ehhh, probably still a decent bet. 2. Ty Ty is tearing it up but there's a pretty great chance they won't make the playoffs, so I think I'm good here.
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Jan 2, 2014 00:27
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International shirsey shouldn't count since you specifically said "Ducks"
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Feb 4, 2014 18:04
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Yeah but he's supposed to cry into a Ducks jersey on video and it's just going to look like him crying into a big yellow sheet if that counts.
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Feb 4, 2014 18:19
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canuckanese posted:If the Bruins do not win their division I will use a Habs-related avatar of HAS's choosing until the beginning of the 2014-15 season. Or any avatar, as long as it's hockey oriented really. Yeah I think I'm good.
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Mar 21, 2014 17:45
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That is literally going to be the equivalent of a 20 page, double spaced, 12 point font, word document. It's going to be longer than 90% of the things I had to write in college. I look forward to it.
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Apr 7, 2014 17:08
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canuckanese posted:If Tyler Seguin leads the Dallas Stars to a Stanley Cup victory I will get his face tattooed on my rear end. Oh gently caress I have to cheer for Corey Perry now
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Apr 14, 2014 14:02
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Uhh, yeah... you guys, poo poo... my phone broke all the pictures but I definitely did NOT throw away a bunch of $1 cheeseburgers and make up a story
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Apr 22, 2014 14:21
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No it totally happened, didn't you read the story? There was even a picture at the end. Totally legit. Too bad about his phone destroying all the pictures of this event except the one of the wrappers. I bet it destroyed the youtube video he said he was going to post too.
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Apr 22, 2014 17:01
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JoelJoel gonna get cyber bullied so hard.
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Apr 22, 2014 17:09
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canuckanese posted:If Tyler Seguin leads the Dallas Stars to a Stanley Cup victory I will get his face tattooed on my rear end. My rear end is saved
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Apr 28, 2014 18:53
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The thread title says 13-14 and the OP says "this year" in it.
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Apr 28, 2014 21:29
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Lufiron posted:I know I was just busting your balls. Even if he did pull it off, would you have really done it? Probably not Totally would have, it would be a funny story.
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Apr 28, 2014 23:40
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Piss cloud.
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May 1, 2014 18:48
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Alright, here we go. Bruins-Habs requires a special toxx I think. If the Habs win the series, I will support them throughout the rest of the playoffs. This shall be signified with a Habs avatar of HAS's choosing for the remainder of the playoffs. If the Habs win the series in 6 games or less, I will support them throughout the playoffs and purchase a Habs jersey. If the Habs win in 5 games or less, I will do all the above and I will embrace my French Canadian roots and try to become a Montreal fan. If the Habs sweep the series AND win their 25th Stanley Cup, I will do all of the above and also get a Habs related tattoo within two years of this toxx taking effect. 
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May 2, 2014 02:30
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canuckanese posted:If the Habs win the series, I will support them throughout the rest of the playoffs. This shall be signified with a Habs avatar of HAS's choosing for the remainder of the playoffs.
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May 9, 2014 13:42
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Go:canuckanese posted:If the Habs win the series, I will support them throughout the rest of the playoffs. This shall be signified with a Habs avatar of HAS's choosing for the remainder of the playoffs. Pro-Montreal avatar, by the way, not a "Bruins suck" thing Also, I bought a Galchenyuk jersey even though I didn't hit that part of the toxx.
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May 15, 2014 03:37
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I still need a good toxx av, otherwise I'm just going to get a Habs logo or something.
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May 16, 2014 13:17
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I'm partial to youppi or The Price is Right, but I'll let the victors decide what I should get
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May 16, 2014 19:22
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I am ok with studly PK, if you want to come up with some good text for it
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May 16, 2014 19:51
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DOOMocrat posted:"I can't wait to feel your love, so I can take it away." ok.
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May 16, 2014 20:12
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Dang I was too quick there, that was a good one too. If we decide that's funnier I will get different text.
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canuckanese posted:Also, I bought a Galchenyuk jersey even though I didn't hit that part of the toxx. Look what I got in the mail today! 
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