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During the STL @ DET game on Monday, January 20th, if the entire GDT goes from open to close without a single post regarding "Joe Louis Arena advantage", penalties in the third period, or penalties in general going against the Blues in favor of the Red Wings in a manner that is unfair or in following with some longstanding tradition, I will buy this handsome T.J. Oshie doll and shower it with love and affection and definitely not destroy it the second it arrives. Or if anybody else wants it, I'll just have it sent to them instead. Also, I will write a short essay (250 words each) celebrating the skills and accomplishments of every goaltender who finishes ahead of Jimmy Howard in SV% this year titled "Goalies More Elite Than James Russell Howard III". MJeff fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Sep 4, 2013 |
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VJeff posted:Also, I will write a short essay (250 words each) celebrating the skills and accomplishments of every goaltender who finishes ahead of Jimmy Howard in SV% this year titled "Goalies More Elite Than James Russell Howard III".  Hahahahahahahahahahahah 
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Nov 5, 2013 01:18
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Shoeonhead22 posted:I'm really looking forward to you celebrating the skills of Harding, Price, MAF and Varly If I get to extoll the virtues of Steve Mason, it'll all be worth it.
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Nov 5, 2013 10:35
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Zodijackylite posted:
Yeah as long as Nash's head doesn't explode again, I think you're gonna be okay.
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Dec 3, 2013 00:57
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VJeff posted:
He's down to 35th place. 
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Jan 1, 2014 23:16
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HOW COULD YOU posted:Gotta say this was the best toxx this year by far. Not to spoil anyone's fun but I'm PROBABLY gonna add a GP requirement to this one just so I don't gotta go "oh yeah that one guy who played 2 games well his bone structure. drat. That bone structure. Just look at it."
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Jan 11, 2014 19:28
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Drunk Canuck posted:Nope. You had that chance back on the day of putting your toxx in to add a qualifier. Don't try to cheat out of your cockiness. Whoa check out the Toxxmaster General over here.
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Jan 11, 2014 23:02
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Don't misconstrue my meaning, I'm not at all adverse to writing for a shitload of goalies, I knew that was a possibility from the second I made the toxx and the whole reason I made the toxx was so I could make something funny in the offseason that'd hopefully amuse me and others, I just don't think "AHL third stringer type who had to come in when the starter and backup were unavailable for a couple games" is a very funny joke after the first time you tell it.
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Jan 12, 2014 02:10
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Hand Knit posted:At the end of the season, I will serve as arbiter. Kay. I'll accept whatever you decide.
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Jan 12, 2014 02:20
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VJeff posted:During the STL @ DET game on Monday, January 20th, if the entire GDT goes from open to close without a single post regarding "Joe Louis Arena advantage", penalties in the third period, or penalties in general going against the Blues in favor of the Red Wings in a manner that is unfair or in following with some longstanding tradition, I will buy this handsome T.J. Oshie doll and shower it with love and affection and definitely not destroy it the second it arrives. Or if anybody else wants it, I'll just have it sent to them instead No Blues fans bit, so, I'm workin' on this one. VJeff posted:Also, I will write a short essay (250 words each) celebrating the skills and accomplishments of every goaltender who finishes ahead of Jimmy Howard in SV% this year titled "Goalies More Elite Than James Russell Howard III". He's up to 17th in the league with a .943 in his last seven games, btw.
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Jan 22, 2014 22:09
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Twin Cinema posted:4. Who knows? If Hedman doesn't get Norris votes with the year he's having, I'll be STUNNED.
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Feb 2, 2014 02:18
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Zodijackylite posted:That is official merchandise of the Anaheim Ducks from their official store bearing their registered trademark. Unless the prosecution can prove the existence of a preferable shirzee, that's as real as it gets. Ding.
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Feb 5, 2014 03:42
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VJeff posted:Also, I will write a short essay (250 words each) celebrating the skills and accomplishments of every goaltender who finishes ahead of Jimmy Howard in SV% this year titled "Goalies More Elite Than James Russell Howard III". .913, 25th place. And Datsyuk's out for the next three weeks. 
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Mar 6, 2014 05:29
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VJeff posted:Also, I will write a short essay (250 words each) celebrating the skills and accomplishments of every goaltender who finishes ahead of Jimmy Howard in SV% this year titled "Goalies More Elite Than James Russell Howard III". He's at 35th on NHL.com and it doesn't look like he's moving. I honestly had no idea where he was gonna end up when I made this toxx, but I could not have predicted this. 
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Apr 7, 2014 17:02
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Rene Bork posted:Are you sure you don't wanna just praise the Pittsburgh Penguins and bash the Red Wings for your next 600 posts? Gotta save something for the playoffs. 
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Apr 7, 2014 18:12
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flakeloaf posted:that godawful street fighter movie WHOA WHAT THE gently caress
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Apr 7, 2014 21:02
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flakeloaf posted:Scott Gomez Addams Alternate title suggestion: "When you made 150,000 dollars it was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."
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Apr 7, 2014 23:28
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I'm fond of this.
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Apr 9, 2014 17:59
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Brodeurs Nanny posted:Thanks guys. Literally perfect.
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Apr 10, 2014 18:46
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Rutkowski posted:So I need a Montreal avatar now since they're the only canadian team and the Coyotes didn't make it. Man, you lucked out.
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Apr 13, 2014 18:22
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I vote for a picture of a jubilant Daniel Alfredsson with the text "#ALFIECHOSERIGHT"
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Apr 13, 2014 22:34
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Scott Gomez Addams posted:drat you, Scott Gomez. drat your inability to play hockey. It's wonderful.  VJeff posted:Also, I will write a short essay (250 words each) celebrating the skills and accomplishments of every goaltender who finishes ahead of Jimmy Howard in SV% this year titled "Goalies More Elite Than James Russell Howard III". On the NHL.com SV% leaders page, Jimmy Howard ends the season with a .911 SV%, good for 36th place in the league. Hand Knit said he'll arbitrate as to any necessary GP modifiers. I'll accept whatever he decides and post a list of all the goaltenders I'll be writing for when he makes his decision and write the full essay in the offseason.
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Apr 14, 2014 21:23
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Well I'm more than satisfied.
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Apr 22, 2014 21:31
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HOW COULD YOU posted:Says VJeff, poster desperately hoping for some leniency on his own toxx Not even a little. 
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Apr 22, 2014 21:51
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Yeah these name change toxxes are fuckin' dumb, you guys should've done an easy toxx, like me. 
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grack posted:<----- Yeah sometimes those don't go well either Luckily, my Oshdog avatar will be beautiful forever, unlike your unsightly thing. But yeah FurnaceFce was right. While we're on the subject, I guess this will be my playoff toxx: I'll keep this beautiful T.J. Oshie Avatar until the Blues are eliminated from the playoffs. If the Blues win the cup, I'll upgrade accordingly to an av of Stanley Cup Champion And American Hero T.J. Oshie and keep it for however long I can be assed. MJeff fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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Apr 23, 2014 07:31
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VJeff posted:Luckily, my Oshdog avatar will be beautiful forever, unlike your unsightly thing. But yeah FurnaceFce was right. Boy, that was quick. I'll keep it for a few more days until I can think of something else.
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Even if that last toxx was a lie, he weaved enough of a story for me. You guys are sticklers.
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