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X-BUM-RAIDER-X
May 7, 2008

by Ralp


please make posts about bad computer things in this thread that are very bad

jokes about my postign are strictly prohibited. welcome.

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

kubuntu is hella bad

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


QQ moar

X-BUM-RAIDER-X
May 7, 2008

by Ralp


graph posted:

kubuntu is hella bad

yes, its only the kde version that is hella bad

Epic Hamcat
Jun 16, 2009

I'm Black Bart Simpson.
You wouldn't believe it!


Japex
Sep 18, 2010


i like blunts like i like my women
fat and black

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009





the ipod is poo poo.

X-BUM-RAIDER-X
May 7, 2008

by Ralp


oh man apple being poo poo is a thing i did not see coming. wow mind=blown

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009




ur welcum

pram
Jun 10, 2001


This was the funniest thing I could think of:



List of Microsoft software applications
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with List of Microsoft Windows components.
The following is a list of notable Microsoft software applications.
Contents [hide]
1 Development software
2 Digital media authoring
3 Internet
4 Office
4.1 Microsoft Office suites
4.1.1 For Windows
4.1.2 For Mac
5 Operating
6 Server software
7 System Administration
8 Video games
9 Discontinued
10 Programming languages
11 Other products
12 See also
Development software[edit source | editbeta]

CodeView
Microsoft Macro Assembler
Microsoft Visual SourceSafe
Microsoft Visual Studio
Visual BASIC
Visual C++
Visual Basic.Net
C#
F#
Digital media authoring[edit source | editbeta]

AutoCollage 2008
Microsoft Expression Studio
Microsoft Expression Web
Microsoft Expression Blend
Microsoft Expression Encoder
Microsoft Expression Media
Windows Live Movie Maker
Windows Media Encoder
Windows Media Center
Internet[edit source | editbeta]

Bing Bar
Internet Explorer
Asp.net
Microsoft Silverlight
Skype
Windows Essentials, formerly Windows Live Essentials
Microsoft Family Safety
Microsoft Outlook Hotmail Connector
SkyDrive for Windows, replaced Windows Live Mesh
Windows Live Mail
Windows Live Writer
Windows Movie Maker
Windows Photo Gallery
Windows Notes
Office[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft Access
Microsoft Entourage
Microsoft Excel
Microsoft FrontPage
Microsoft InfoPath
Microsoft Paint
Microsoft Notepad
Microsoft Lync
Microsoft MapPoint
Microsoft Office Picture Manager
Microsoft Office shared tools
Microsoft OneNote
Microsoft Outlook
Microsoft PowerPoint
Microsoft Project
Microsoft Publisher
Microsoft SharePoint Workspace
Microsoft Visio
Microsoft Word
Microsoft Works
Office Assistant
Outlook Web Access
Microsoft Office suites[edit source | editbeta]
For Windows[edit source | editbeta]
Microsoft Office 3.0
Microsoft Office 95
Microsoft Office 97
Microsoft Office 2000
Microsoft Office XP
Microsoft Office 2003
Microsoft Office 2007
Microsoft Office 2010
Microsoft Office 2013
For Mac[edit source | editbeta]
Microsoft Office 98 Macintosh Edition
Microsoft Office 2001
Microsoft Office v. X
Office 2004 for Mac
Microsoft Office 2008 for Mac
Microsoft Office for Mac 2011
Operating[edit source | editbeta]

For more details on this topic, see List of Microsoft operating systems.
MS-DOS
Microsoft Windows
Windows NT
Windows CE
Windows Embedded
Windows Mobile
Windows Phone
Windows Preinstallation Environment
Windows Server
Windows 95
Windows 98
Windows ME
Windows 2000
Windows XP
Windows Vista
Windows 7
Windows 8
Windows RT
Server software[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft BizTalk Server
Microsoft Commerce Server
Microsoft CRM
Microsoft Dynamics
Microsoft Exchange Server
Microsoft Forecaster
Microsoft Forefront
Forefront Identity Manager
Forefront Online Protection for Exchange
Forefront Protection for Exchange Server
Forefront Protection for SharePoint Server
Forefront Protection Server Management Console
Forefront Threat Management Gateway
Forefront Unified Access Gateway
Microsoft FRx
Microsoft Lync Server
Microsoft Office Project Server
Microsoft SharePoint
Microsoft Small Business Financials
Microsoft SQL Server
Microsoft System Center
Microsoft Virtual Server
System Administration[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft Security Essentials
Windows To Go
Windows Defender
Microsoft Desktop Optimization Pack
Windows PowerShell
Windows SteadyState
Winternals utilities
Process Explorer
Process Monitor
PageDefrag
RootkitRevealer
Video games[edit source | editbeta]

Main article: Microsoft Studios
Age of Empires series
Freelancer
Halo series
Microsoft Flight
Microsoft Flight Simulator series
Midtown Madness series
Rise of Nations
Microsoft Space Simulator
Microsoft Train Simulator
Discontinued[edit source | editbeta]

See also: :Category:Discontinued Microsoft software
Creative Writer
Encarta
Internet Explorer for Mac
Microsoft Agent
Microsoft Anti-Virus
Microsoft Binder
Microsoft Bob
Microsoft Comic Chat
Microsoft Digital Image
Microsoft File
Microsoft Liquid Motion
Microsoft Money
Microsoft Picture It!
Microsoft Plus!
Microsoft PowerToys
Microsoft Profit
Microsoft Schedule Plus
Microsoft Student
Microsoft Vizact 2000
Windows Live OneCare
Microsoft Works
Windows Live Messenger
Microsoft autocollege 2008
Programming languages[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft BASIC
QBasic
C#
Emergence Basic
Envelop Basic
IBasic
MSX BASIC
QuickBASIC
Microsoft Small Basic
SV extended BASIC
BlitzPlus
CoolBasic
Cypress BASIC
ethosBASIC
D-Lib
GW-BASIC
GLBasic
OBASIC
WinBatch
Banna Basic
IBM BASIC
Microsoft GW-BASIC
PlayBASIC
Profan
RobotBASIC
Spectacle BASIC
TRS-80 Level II BASIC
Visual Basic .NET
Visual Basic for Applications
VBScript
Visual Basic Scripting Edition
Visual Test
WordBasic
AmigaBASIC
MBASIC
Commodore BASIC
Color BASIC
Applesoft BASIC
Altair BASIC
Visual Studio Tools for Office
Visual Studio Tools for Applications
Basic For Qt
XBLite
Visual Prolog
Visual FoxPro
Visual DataFlex
Other products[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft Servers
Development tools
Windows Live
Windows Mobile
MSX
Microsoft SQL Server
WMV
Pocket PC
Microsoft Visual Studio
Windows Media Player
MIDAS (operating system)
Zune
Danger Hiptop
Singularity (operating system)
Midori
HomeOS
Barrelfish
Xenix
MSX-DOS
OS/2
Batch file
Blitz3D
MSN

Dongslayer.
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

all of them, op

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

by Fistgrrl


pram posted:

List of Microsoft software applications
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with List of Microsoft Windows components.
The following is a list of notable Microsoft software applications.
Contents [hide]
1 Development software
2 Digital media authoring
3 Internet
4 Office
4.1 Microsoft Office suites
4.1.1 For Windows
4.1.2 For Mac
5 Operating
6 Server software
7 System Administration
8 Video games
9 Discontinued
10 Programming languages
11 Other products
12 See also
Development software[edit source | editbeta]

CodeView
Microsoft Macro Assembler
Microsoft Visual SourceSafe
Microsoft Visual Studio
Visual BASIC
Visual C++
Visual Basic.Net
C#
F#
Digital media authoring[edit source | editbeta]

AutoCollage 2008
Microsoft Expression Studio
Microsoft Expression Web
Microsoft Expression Blend
Microsoft Expression Encoder
Microsoft Expression Media
Windows Live Movie Maker
Windows Media Encoder
Windows Media Center
Internet[edit source | editbeta]

Bing Bar
Internet Explorer
Asp.net
Microsoft Silverlight
Skype
Windows Essentials, formerly Windows Live Essentials
Microsoft Family Safety
Microsoft Outlook Hotmail Connector
SkyDrive for Windows, replaced Windows Live Mesh
Windows Live Mail
Windows Live Writer
Windows Movie Maker
Windows Photo Gallery
Windows Notes
Office[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft Access
Microsoft Entourage
Microsoft Excel
Microsoft FrontPage
Microsoft InfoPath
Microsoft Paint
Microsoft Notepad
Microsoft Lync
Microsoft MapPoint
Microsoft Office Picture Manager
Microsoft Office shared tools
Microsoft OneNote
Microsoft Outlook
Microsoft PowerPoint
Microsoft Project
Microsoft Publisher
Microsoft SharePoint Workspace
Microsoft Visio
Microsoft Word
Microsoft Works
Office Assistant
Outlook Web Access
Microsoft Office suites[edit source | editbeta]
For Windows[edit source | editbeta]
Microsoft Office 3.0
Microsoft Office 95
Microsoft Office 97
Microsoft Office 2000
Microsoft Office XP
Microsoft Office 2003
Microsoft Office 2007
Microsoft Office 2010
Microsoft Office 2013
For Mac[edit source | editbeta]
Microsoft Office 98 Macintosh Edition
Microsoft Office 2001
Microsoft Office v. X
Office 2004 for Mac
Microsoft Office 2008 for Mac
Microsoft Office for Mac 2011
Operating[edit source | editbeta]

For more details on this topic, see List of Microsoft operating systems.
MS-DOS
Microsoft Windows
Windows NT
Windows CE
Windows Embedded
Windows Mobile
Windows Phone
Windows Preinstallation Environment
Windows Server
Windows 95
Windows 98
Windows ME
Windows 2000
Windows XP
Windows Vista
Windows 7
Windows 8
Windows RT
Server software[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft BizTalk Server
Microsoft Commerce Server
Microsoft CRM
Microsoft Dynamics
Microsoft Exchange Server
Microsoft Forecaster
Microsoft Forefront
Forefront Identity Manager
Forefront Online Protection for Exchange
Forefront Protection for Exchange Server
Forefront Protection for SharePoint Server
Forefront Protection Server Management Console
Forefront Threat Management Gateway
Forefront Unified Access Gateway
Microsoft FRx
Microsoft Lync Server
Microsoft Office Project Server
Microsoft SharePoint
Microsoft Small Business Financials
Microsoft SQL Server
Microsoft System Center
Microsoft Virtual Server
System Administration[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft Security Essentials
Windows To Go
Windows Defender
Microsoft Desktop Optimization Pack
Windows PowerShell
Windows SteadyState
Winternals utilities
Process Explorer
Process Monitor
PageDefrag
RootkitRevealer
Video games[edit source | editbeta]

Main article: Microsoft Studios
Age of Empires series
Freelancer
Halo series
Microsoft Flight
Microsoft Flight Simulator series
Midtown Madness series
Rise of Nations
Microsoft Space Simulator
Microsoft Train Simulator
Discontinued[edit source | editbeta]

See also: :Category:Discontinued Microsoft software
Creative Writer
Encarta
Internet Explorer for Mac
Microsoft Agent
Microsoft Anti-Virus
Microsoft Binder
Microsoft Bob
Microsoft Comic Chat
Microsoft Digital Image
Microsoft File
Microsoft Liquid Motion
Microsoft Money
Microsoft Picture It!
Microsoft Plus!
Microsoft PowerToys
Microsoft Profit
Microsoft Schedule Plus
Microsoft Student
Microsoft Vizact 2000
Windows Live OneCare
Microsoft Works
Windows Live Messenger
Microsoft autocollege 2008
Programming languages[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft BASIC
QBasic
C#
Emergence Basic
Envelop Basic
IBasic
MSX BASIC
QuickBASIC
Microsoft Small Basic
SV extended BASIC
BlitzPlus
CoolBasic
Cypress BASIC
ethosBASIC
D-Lib
GW-BASIC
GLBasic
OBASIC
WinBatch
Banna Basic
IBM BASIC
Microsoft GW-BASIC
PlayBASIC
Profan
RobotBASIC
Spectacle BASIC
TRS-80 Level II BASIC
Visual Basic .NET
Visual Basic for Applications
VBScript
Visual Basic Scripting Edition
Visual Test
WordBasic
AmigaBASIC
MBASIC
Commodore BASIC
Color BASIC
Applesoft BASIC
Altair BASIC
Visual Studio Tools for Office
Visual Studio Tools for Applications
Basic For Qt
XBLite
Visual Prolog
Visual FoxPro
Visual DataFlex
Other products[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft Servers
Development tools
Windows Live
Windows Mobile
MSX
Microsoft SQL Server
WMV
Pocket PC
Microsoft Visual Studio
Windows Media Player
MIDAS (operating system)
Zune
Danger Hiptop
Singularity (operating system)
Midori
HomeOS
Barrelfish
Xenix
MSX-DOS
OS/2
Batch file
Blitz3D
MSN

standardtoaster
May 22, 2009


im not a big fan of computers at all

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012


bing it on


pram posted:

Age of Empires series
Midtown Madness series
Rise of Nations

actually, these were real good

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010



working

Extortionist
Aug 31, 2001

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

computer is pretty much hte worst thing

there is nothing good about computer

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN
Oct 1, 2002



try using an abacus to articulate your misogynistic ramblings and you might be more greatful

Flash z0rdon
Aug 11, 2013



this thread, OP.

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010



chumpchous posted:

try using an abacus to articulate your misogynistic ramblings and you might be more greatful

julian assflange
Jul 29, 2010


printers

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat


has anyone said buttcoin yet

Metrication
Dec 11, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".


pram posted:

List of Microsoft software applications
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with List of Microsoft Windows components.
The following is a list of notable Microsoft software applications.
Contents [hide]
1 Development software
2 Digital media authoring
3 Internet
4 Office
4.1 Microsoft Office suites
4.1.1 For Windows
4.1.2 For Mac
5 Operating
6 Server software
7 System Administration
8 Video games
9 Discontinued
10 Programming languages
11 Other products
12 See also
Development software[edit source | editbeta]

CodeView
Microsoft Macro Assembler
Microsoft Visual SourceSafe
Microsoft Visual Studio
Visual BASIC
Visual C++
Visual Basic.Net
C#
F#
Digital media authoring[edit source | editbeta]

AutoCollage 2008
Microsoft Expression Studio
Microsoft Expression Web
Microsoft Expression Blend
Microsoft Expression Encoder
Microsoft Expression Media
Windows Live Movie Maker
Windows Media Encoder
Windows Media Center
Internet[edit source | editbeta]

Bing Bar
Internet Explorer
Asp.net
Microsoft Silverlight
Skype
Windows Essentials, formerly Windows Live Essentials
Microsoft Family Safety
Microsoft Outlook Hotmail Connector
SkyDrive for Windows, replaced Windows Live Mesh
Windows Live Mail
Windows Live Writer
Windows Movie Maker
Windows Photo Gallery
Windows Notes
Office[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft Access
Microsoft Entourage
Microsoft Excel
Microsoft FrontPage
Microsoft InfoPath
Microsoft Paint
Microsoft Notepad
Microsoft Lync
Microsoft MapPoint
Microsoft Office Picture Manager
Microsoft Office shared tools
Microsoft OneNote
Microsoft Outlook
Microsoft PowerPoint
Microsoft Project
Microsoft Publisher
Microsoft SharePoint Workspace
Microsoft Visio
Microsoft Word
Microsoft Works
Office Assistant
Outlook Web Access
Microsoft Office suites[edit source | editbeta]
For Windows[edit source | editbeta]
Microsoft Office 3.0
Microsoft Office 95
Microsoft Office 97
Microsoft Office 2000
Microsoft Office XP
Microsoft Office 2003
Microsoft Office 2007
Microsoft Office 2010
Microsoft Office 2013
For Mac[edit source | editbeta]
Microsoft Office 98 Macintosh Edition
Microsoft Office 2001
Microsoft Office v. X
Office 2004 for Mac
Microsoft Office 2008 for Mac
Microsoft Office for Mac 2011
Operating[edit source | editbeta]

For more details on this topic, see List of Microsoft operating systems.
MS-DOS
Microsoft Windows
Windows NT
Windows CE
Windows Embedded
Windows Mobile
Windows Phone
Windows Preinstallation Environment
Windows Server
Windows 95
Windows 98
Windows ME
Windows 2000
Windows XP
Windows Vista
Windows 7
Windows 8
Windows RT
Server software[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft BizTalk Server
Microsoft Commerce Server
Microsoft CRM
Microsoft Dynamics
Microsoft Exchange Server
Microsoft Forecaster
Microsoft Forefront
Forefront Identity Manager
Forefront Online Protection for Exchange
Forefront Protection for Exchange Server
Forefront Protection for SharePoint Server
Forefront Protection Server Management Console
Forefront Threat Management Gateway
Forefront Unified Access Gateway
Microsoft FRx
Microsoft Lync Server
Microsoft Office Project Server
Microsoft SharePoint
Microsoft Small Business Financials
Microsoft SQL Server
Microsoft System Center
Microsoft Virtual Server
System Administration[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft Security Essentials
Windows To Go
Windows Defender
Microsoft Desktop Optimization Pack
Windows PowerShell
Windows SteadyState
Winternals utilities
Process Explorer
Process Monitor
PageDefrag
RootkitRevealer
Video games[edit source | editbeta]

Main article: Microsoft Studios
Age of Empires series
Freelancer
Halo series
Microsoft Flight
Microsoft Flight Simulator series
Midtown Madness series
Rise of Nations
Microsoft Space Simulator
Microsoft Train Simulator
Discontinued[edit source | editbeta]

See also: :Category:Discontinued Microsoft software
Creative Writer
Encarta
Internet Explorer for Mac
Microsoft Agent
Microsoft Anti-Virus
Microsoft Binder
Microsoft Bob
Microsoft Comic Chat
Microsoft Digital Image
Microsoft File
Microsoft Liquid Motion
Microsoft Money
Microsoft Picture It!
Microsoft Plus!
Microsoft PowerToys
Microsoft Profit
Microsoft Schedule Plus
Microsoft Student
Microsoft Vizact 2000
Windows Live OneCare
Microsoft Works
Windows Live Messenger
Microsoft autocollege 2008
Programming languages[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft BASIC
QBasic
C#
Emergence Basic
Envelop Basic
IBasic
MSX BASIC
QuickBASIC
Microsoft Small Basic
SV extended BASIC
BlitzPlus
CoolBasic
Cypress BASIC
ethosBASIC
D-Lib
GW-BASIC
GLBasic
OBASIC
WinBatch
Banna Basic
IBM BASIC
Microsoft GW-BASIC
PlayBASIC
Profan
RobotBASIC
Spectacle BASIC
TRS-80 Level II BASIC
Visual Basic .NET
Visual Basic for Applications
VBScript
Visual Basic Scripting Edition
Visual Test
WordBasic
AmigaBASIC
MBASIC
Commodore BASIC
Color BASIC
Applesoft BASIC
Altair BASIC
Visual Studio Tools for Office
Visual Studio Tools for Applications
Basic For Qt
XBLite
Visual Prolog
Visual FoxPro
Visual DataFlex
Other products[edit source | editbeta]

Microsoft Servers
Development tools
Windows Live
Windows Mobile
MSX
Microsoft SQL Server
WMV
Pocket PC
Microsoft Visual Studio
Windows Media Player
MIDAS (operating system)
Zune
Danger Hiptop
Singularity (operating system)
Midori
HomeOS
Barrelfish
Xenix
MSX-DOS
OS/2
Batch file
Blitz3D
MSN

i'm the bing bar

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat




how long have you been back?

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news


PleasingFungus posted:

actually, these were real good

yeah midtown madness and age of empires were the loving best

A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010
EVERY TIME I POST I AM REQUIRED TO DISCLOSE THAT I AM A SHITHEAD.

ASK ME MY EXPERT OPINION ON GENDER BASED INSULTS & "ENGLISH ETHNIC GROUPS".




BSOD
Hardware failure
Origin
QuickTime and RealPlayer formats
Dust in computers
Spyware
Cloud software subscription models
Typical Tumblr users
Anime god drat everywhere
ISP filtering
Bandwidth throttling
Android bugs
Microsoft bought Skype
Internet Explorer
Installing 99 updates please wait forever to turn off your computer
Keyboard food and grime trap
Sticky keys
Internet downtime
Exploitation of foreign labour and conflict minerals

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010


Seasame St Traditionalist

A Sloth posted:

Exploitation of foreign labour and conflict minerals

ban 4 lf

penus de milo
Mar 9, 2002

CHAR CHAR

A Sloth posted:

BSOD
Hardware failure
Origin
QuickTime and RealPlayer formats
Dust in computers
Spyware
Cloud software subscription models
Typical Tumblr users
Anime god drat everywhere
ISP filtering
Bandwidth throttling
Android bugs
Microsoft bought Skype
Internet Explorer
Installing 99 updates please wait forever to turn off your computer
Keyboard food and grime trap
Sticky keys
Internet downtime
Exploitation of foreign labour and conflict minerals

unfunny computer

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

by Fistgrrl


GAMES FOR WINDOWS LIVE

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009




Yahoo chat

A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010
EVERY TIME I POST I AM REQUIRED TO DISCLOSE THAT I AM A SHITHEAD.

ASK ME MY EXPERT OPINION ON GENDER BASED INSULTS & "ENGLISH ETHNIC GROUPS".




SRQ posted:

GAMES FOR WINDOWS LIVE

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TjyvTompa
Jun 1, 2001


a computer enables you to post, so thats bad

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