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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNtXHYgtTts Pleads is still a goddamn wizard. E-A-S-H-L noun 1. Hit anything that moves. (See also: "Borking") 2. 20 minutes of aggravation of being embarrassed by a group of frenchie danglers because you can't check them or poke the puck away. (See also. "Tecmo Bowl'd") 3. The EASHL is your chance to show the world that you or your team are the best in the world. The EASHL allows you to take a created character online and compete in a 6 v 6 hockey game. All stats are tracked as your player grows to become a legend. Your team is also tracked in over 30 statistical areas and is ranked in the leaderboards. Join the EASHL to try to become the next great one. (See also: "  ")If you don't know what this is by now, get out. Past threads EASHL '13 EASHL '12 EASHL '11 EASHL '10: Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 EASHL '09 IRC Channel Server: irc.synirc.net Channel: #eashlgoons Direct link to channel Streaming Borking Available @ BorkTV: http://bit.ly/BorkTV if warning still plays  Goon Teams  How to join: Wait until March when people stop coming around Seriousness:  Normal Playtime: Nights & Weekends GMs Gamertag: Bradf0rd40, Hockles10 Status: By invite Screaming Eagles HC (SE) Description: Former members of The Brotherhood, The Neighboorhood, & the Sisterhood. How to join: Ask Ruckus or Quincy for a tryout Seriousness: 8/10 Normal Playtime: ~9pm Eastern GMs Gamertag: SOLO Ruckus, QuikDrawQuincy, kpjea Status: By Invite Teds Ice Rink Emporium (TED) Description: A prime example of why drinking and hockey are a great match. How to join: Hahahaha, gently caress you. Seriousness: -1/10 Normal Playtime: What is normal GMs Gamertag: essbeeay Status: By Initiation Plan B Coathangers (PBC) Description: Broke off from the Screaming Eagles in NHL12, played all of NHL13 by ourselves and didn't post, we don't allow animal loving or that slayer guy (unless he chills out) How to join: message a gm Seriousness: 5/10 do people really take this serious Normal Playtime: ~9pm Eastern, GMs Gamertag: booshi ray ray, willnetsky, hanabal03,verman84 Status: Seriously, no animal loving, we had to kick a guy out last year because of this If you have a team, feel free to post it, and I will add it to the list. No free-agent list this year, because,  If you need a team, get in IRC or msg a GM. Except us. We probably don't want you.  about Online stuff: http://www.easports.com/nhl/news-updates-gameplay/article/nhl-14-online-modes-improvements
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Very excited for this years version. SE will average 1.5 Goalie interference penalties a game. Book it. Also, roster as of now.. Ruckus, Quincy, Sambo, SlimBrady and Kaisbird if he can even play during season. Woop there it is.
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Aug 19, 2013 04:56
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SAMB0 posted:Very excited for this years version. SE will average 1.5 Goalie interference penalties a game. Book it.  You forgot me brother. 
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Aug 19, 2013 05:04
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der juicen posted:
I just edited the roster early since once Fifa comes out you will just never play again.
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Aug 19, 2013 05:09
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SAMB0 posted:I just edited the roster early since once Fifa comes out you will just never play again. I won't get FIFA until after Xmas probably. I'm all hockey bubba.
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Aug 19, 2013 05:19
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I am interested in your EASHLing, and would like to floaty Euro it up. In fact to train for my floaty Euroing, I now live in Europe to hone down the finer skills of being a gigantic douchebag on the ice. GT: TB Rays 23
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Aug 19, 2013 09:20
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Can I PLEASE be on another team with ProPlayer™ Slayer1577387512234154612205 again? Hell I just may make team Slayer's143432Slayers of Slaying on day one and GM him again.
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Aug 19, 2013 10:16
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Hockles posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNtXHYgtTts God bless you Pleads. Also, join IRC because sometimes we even talk hockey (right now it's mostly GTA 5 though).
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marioinblack posted:I am interested in your EASHLing, and would like to floaty Euro it up. In fact to train for my floaty Euroing, I now live in Europe to hone down the finer skills of being a gigantic douchebag on the ice. I am a floaty Euro not living in floaty Europe but am also looking for a team this year. GT: Time Head
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Aug 19, 2013 16:12
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God bless pleads
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Aug 19, 2013 18:17
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Pleads, you are doing God's work.
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Aug 19, 2013 19:01
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Hockles posted:
My gamertag is actually "essbeeay" I took 3 days off to poopsock for my legend card.
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Aug 19, 2013 19:07
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sba posted:My gamertag is actually "essbeeay" I forgot to update it since you changed. Also, I am not at all trying for legend card in a short time.
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Aug 19, 2013 19:13
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 Looking forward to playing again. Everybody remember to save and upload videos (and slow 'em down and use camera angles so they are watchable) to youtube so I have something to tinker with when I take a class in Special Effects this fall. We are two players in Europe in RGR* marioinblack, and as long as you aren't trying to creep on Bradf0rds wife on facebook, you´re be welcome back too. *Assuming Zip! wants back. edit: I also hope they bring GP back in the stats on easportsworld Anders fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Aug 19, 2013 |
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Aug 19, 2013 19:25
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Anders posted:as long as you aren't trying to creep on Bradf0rds wife on facebook, you´re be welcome back too. Welp, Hockles is off the team.
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Aug 19, 2013 19:43
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Bradf0rd posted:Welp, Hockles is off the team. Do you really want me out in the world, possibly facing me?
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Aug 19, 2013 19:51
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Hockles posted:Do you really want me out in the world, possibly facing me? ... I'm not sure you are able to tank enough to reach that division.
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This thread and Pleads' video are the best representation of internet hockey that I've ever seen. I don't really give a poo poo about EASHL so I'll just be here to check out all of the videos and updates for whatever goon nonsense is going on throughout the year. Bork hard, gentlemen 
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Aug 20, 2013 02:50
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Bravo, Pleads, bravo! I hate this game and will not be buying it this year. *sigh* ok, I'm sure I'll be buying it, like I do every year.
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Aug 20, 2013 05:04
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I shall indeed be back this year. I even went as far as to consider getting the season pass thing to get the game early but then I felt dirty and shameful and had to go take a shower. I will however be taking a couple of days off at launch because I have poo poo loads of vacation to use and nothing worthwhile to spend it on so yay I guess!
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Aug 20, 2013 13:46
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I am getting the game but the season pass wasn't worth it, even after all the boosts I bought.
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Aug 20, 2013 15:13
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Pleads video 
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Aug 20, 2013 18:15
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I still loving hate myself for buying that stupid season pass. drat you, scud, this is your fault
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Aug 21, 2013 22:27
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If I've never played "be a pro" or any EASHL for that matter, should I even try and play with you goons?
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bo_chrud posted:If I've never played "be a pro" or any EASHL for that matter, should I even try and play with you goons? Yes.
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bo_chrud posted:If I've never played "be a pro" or any EASHL for that matter, should I even try and play with you goons? Absolutely. It's the best. Remember to change the camera, because the BaP camera sucks
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Anders posted:Absolutely. It's the best. Remember to change the camera, because the BaP camera sucks That reminds me... This is my setup for custom camera from the '12 thread, for posterity: Free-Roam Distance: 100.00 Pitch: 40.95 Offensive Offset: 100.00 Focus: Me
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Aug 22, 2013 18:21
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Bradf0rd posted:Yes. Recommend a position to play that isn't going to cripple my team if I'm not amazing? My experience with NHL games is that my friends and I play each other constantly and I win probably 80% of the time, crazy competitive.
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crondaily posted:Recommend a position to play that isn't going to cripple my team if I'm not amazing?
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Aug 22, 2013 18:44
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There is also a setting where you get tips on where you should be on the ice
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Aug 22, 2013 18:47
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Anders posted:There is also a setting where you get tips on where you should be on the ice That blue arrow...
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Aug 22, 2013 18:59
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There is another one too, you'll see a field where you should be in the zone and markers around who you should put pressure on
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Aug 22, 2013 19:03
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Otherwise known as the "how do I get the best grade for the position rating" options.
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If you somehow fail to get A on position, even without it, you should be taken behind the shed and shot due to lack of brain functions Edit: The setting is called Forecheck visual guides and are found under visual settings Anders fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Aug 22, 2013 |
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Aug 22, 2013 19:35
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crondaily posted:Recommend a position to play that isn't going to cripple my team if I'm not amazing? Everyone is bad at defense the first time and wrecks everything for their team. That said, play defense. Once you improve your skills will be in high demand. Also you can't possibly be worse than the assholes who think "left defense" means "left wing" means "Ovechkin without the shooting ability" e: Tacking on: It is much, much easier to transition from defense to forward than vice versa. I can technically play defenseman, but I tend to get torched by forwards who are not close to as good as forward-me. Robo-Pope fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Aug 22, 2013 |
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Aug 22, 2013 19:39
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Robo-Pope posted:Everyone is bad at defense the first time and wrecks everything for their team. That said, play defense. Once you improve your skills will be in high demand. Thanks! Do I have to start "be a pro" first or can I just start online in EASHL and play online? I traded in NHL13 for credit towards NHL14.
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crondaily posted:Thanks! Do I have to start "be a pro" first or can I just start online in EASHL and play online? I traded in NHL13 for credit towards NHL14. You can just start online. The stats are separate, except I would assume you can still unlock your boosts either online or offline.
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Aug 22, 2013 19:55
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Bradf0rd posted:That blue arrow... PEOPLE TO KILL THIS WAY
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Aug 23, 2013 02:15
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Plan B Coathangers still plays regularly and we are all getting '14. You can come join the likes of I Abort Fetuses, Registerd Sexoffender, Promnignt Dmpsterbaby.
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Man, that is such a great concept. You people should hang out in IRC too, so we could have some challenge matches and stuff
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