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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


ICE TILT





Their first goal, the guy was driving outside and got bumped off the puck. The puck slid from the circle, into the crease, through the goalie, into the net.

For the OT goal the guy took an unobstructed shot directly at the goalie from the high slot. The goalie proceeded to slide sideways out of his crease, getting a glove on the mid-net shot and bobbling it up and over his shoulder into the goal.

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Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Seeming the other thread isn't really active, would you guys be interested in doing a playoff bracket like we did for the Olympics? Once all the playoff spots are finalized in the NHL we could do a 16 (or however many we get in even numbers) team - 1 game series for the Cup.

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
God Rammer sucks.

Yes I would. Dibs Rangers :v:

Oglogoth
May 16, 2010

Daaaaarling~
dibs Devils.

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets

Demonlord posted:

dibs Devils.

playoff teams only.

I'm a Rangers fan but I'll take the LA Kings

Oglogoth
May 16, 2010

Daaaaarling~
Then I'll take the Bruins.

Oglogoth
May 16, 2010

Daaaaarling~
I'm not very good at scoring goals but I'm not too bad at this hitting stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cADa9Gq0P0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z1PYuYxLmo

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

We're not picking teams yet, seeming they haven't been finalized. So you can forget about dibbing teams right now.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tROM7BvPPUs

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Guess which team won this game:


It was us, they all quit out 10 minutes into the first period of a game they were winning because we kept hitting them

Oglogoth
May 16, 2010

Daaaaarling~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX7F5LbA0fU

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

What we'll do for playoff brackets is let peeps choose if they wanna be East/West, then do a random draw for picking teams like we did with the olympic tournament. That's only fair in my opinion. Most of the teams who will most likely make the playoffs had their roster updates and are pretty decent, so there shouldn't be too much imbalance. Toronto are also way way way overrated in this game holy poo poo. If one conference gets stacked the first 8 will get that conference, the rest will go to the other. We'll pick teams once the actual playoff spots are finalized or close enough to guess.

So if you're interested, lemme know with your preferred conference in the thread.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3619979

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Mar 27, 2014

SAMB0
Jul 9, 2004

Space Bear.
Destroyer of Worlds.
I'm gonna go WEST

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
I'm upset that the double hit sba (I think) and I put on the forecheck did not make the highlight cut. Basically I hit him, he went flying and hit his face on whoever was the center and flipped to the ground. It was fantastic

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae
i'm not surprised by any horrible thing this lovely game does.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

My offensive defenseman is like 400% better all all the defensive stuff compared to the Defensive Defenseman I had, except for hitting.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Doctor Butts posted:

My offensive defenseman is like 400% better all all the defensive stuff compared to the Defensive Defenseman I had, except for hitting.

Sounds like a bad build.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Yea but instead of murdering the player and have the puck trickle to his teammate, taking me out of position, I can poke check it to his teammate and still be in position.

Or, you know, the funnel D setting up the other guys for a hit.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Doctor Butts posted:

Yea but instead of murdering the player and have the puck trickle to his teammate, taking me out of position, I can poke check it to his teammate and still be in position.

Or, you know, the funnel D setting up the other guys for a hit.

Sounds like a bad build.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Doctor Butts posted:

Yea but instead of murdering the player and have the puck trickle to his teammate, taking me out of position, I can poke check it to his teammate and still be in position.

Or, you know, the funnel D setting up the other guys for a hit.

Sounds like a trap

Southpaw
Mar 9, 2006
Sounds like somebody lost his truculence. :clint:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkvspWT2Sw8

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


I hit a guy so hard their entire team dropped out of the game.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

That was a human goalie, right?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUKmDstzPAk

Zip!
Aug 14, 2008

Keep on pushing
little buddy

In Russia, hockey borks you!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=681559495234200&set=vb.373179779405508&type=2&theater

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Because Pleads' arms are broken and he can't look for himself, I added the old EASHL threads to the OP.

The good old days... :allears:

der juicen
Aug 11, 2005

Fuck haters

Hockles posted:

Because Pleads' arms are broken and he can't look for himself, I added the old EASHL threads to the OP.

The good old days... :allears:

drat, I wish I had archives so I could reminisce in internet insults. :(

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
I read some of them a month or two ago. Fantastic stuff. We're all idiots. A significant amout of xbox EASHL regulars got at least one ban due to these threads :v:

der juicen
Aug 11, 2005

Fuck haters

THE MACHO MAN posted:

I read some of them a month or two ago. Fantastic stuff. We're all idiots. A significant amout of xbox EASHL regulars got at least one ban due to these threads :v:

I even got some fantastic avatars and a strange hate-PM months later.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

der juicen posted:

I even got some fantastic avatars and a strange hate-PM months later.

I thought that was more from you getting trolled in Madden?

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


der juicen is the reason vision control was removed from the NHL franchise.

He was the random sample Rammer picked to review feature usage.

der juicen
Aug 11, 2005

Fuck haters

Bradf0rd posted:

I thought that was more from you getting trolled in Madden?

I don't know the guy who PM'd me. :iiam:

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
So I pretty much volleyball served and spiked someone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YAHaNYZgr4

aunt jenkins
Jan 12, 2001

First EASHL game and I get called for a bullshit interference major that shouldn't have even been a penalty at all. Good times. :tipshat:

aunt jenkins fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Apr 28, 2014

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
The Nayyybourhood had a solid night of borking last night, destroying a number of bad teams and goalies. aunt jemima got his first Gordie Howe Hat Trick in his third game and is a great fit for RGR.

The AI joined in on the physical play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUalUgbTgC0

sba was killing everything, including Demonlord as collateral damage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Of1Na3fCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6SZBpsH0Jw

In perhaps one of the best fight scenes, THE MACHO MAN takes out an opposing winger at the faceoff for a 5:00 major as I skate toward the opposing d-man for a fight. THE MACHO MAN then also fought someone.


Here, have some other videos of RGRing.
AI Goaltending!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuYbOsk68Q0

Buttgoal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLBi3R_i7SM

I'm good at the slewfoot/knee on knee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U5ANnIezmA

Some Quick-esque diving by the goalie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57QNE-9ZdYE

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Rc_vH8QqE

this made the whole dumb drop in channel go nuts

THE MACHO MAN fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Apr 29, 2014

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBU7llwxJa4

Cooke would be proud

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

THE MACHO MAN posted:

Cooke would be proud

Seems legit.

I wanted a fight last night and the game was having none of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4v3zDcYWsU

Then I scored the greatest goal of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DePw2rHBnws
I received the pass at the point, wasn't covered, and wound up to fire a slapper. Just before contact, the puck slides behind me, my player spins around, and launches the puck at Grizzly Christ who was just sliding around for fun.

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Oglogoth
May 16, 2010

Daaaaarling~
Despite charging from the opposing zone I was not called for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwtfx7pSsXw

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