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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

ghosthorse posted:

As soon as I heard Terry Richardson directed it I knew exactly what it would be like. If he's involved it's a) going to look the same as everything else he does and b) a woman will have to get naked because he's a piece of poo poo

Haha, I was thinking the same thing as soon as I saw his name pop up at the end. I should've known right off the bat.

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
That chick who set herself on fire while twerking was apparently a Jimmy Kimmel long con.
:golfclap:

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
So is Miley getting into Dada and absurdist surrealism? I could be ok with that.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I think it's more of an Andy Warhol situation. Don't ask me though I'm not sure if I get Warhol or not.

schadenfraud
Nov 19, 2010

Watching it without the sound. Looks like she's having a half-arsed bash at doing a Sinead O'Connor, only presumably less moving. I don't think it's too bad, tbh, but it's a shame she feels she has to twerk Robin Thicke, get naked and act in a rather bizarre sexually provocative manner in order to break the Disney girl bonds.

Oh yeah, and put your tongue away, girl! You look like a moron.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought her tattoos looked like poo poo. Her body looks like one of my old high school textbooks after I'd had half a semester to doodle my awful emo highschool bullshit on it. They weren't even in logical places. Does she get black out drunk with a bunch of prankster amateur tattoo artists every weekend?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

ghosthorse posted:

As soon as I heard Terry Richardson directed it I knew exactly what it would be like. If he's involved it's a) going to look the same as everything else he does and b) a woman will have to get naked because he's a piece of poo poo

How to make Terry Richardson Art:

1. Find a barely-legal woman willing to get naked.
2. Shoot her with strobes in a stark white room.
3. Stick your penis in her mouth just as a goof!

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Holy cow, seconding the :golfclap:

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

Grant DaNasty posted:

That was the weirdest thing I picked up from that Wrecking Ball video. The girl is a millionaire. Why do her tattoos look like they're amateur prison tattoos?

Probably because she does a lot of drugs and has friends that do their own tattoos or stick n' pokes or something? Not too rare for musicians/other artists to have amateur tattoos because the culture really lends itself to them happening.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.



There are few things that make me cry laughing, but you my man, you have done something magical here.

Do you just have a repository of TMNT gifs waiting for situations like this or what?

raditts fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Sep 10, 2013

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

In Drywall posted:

Probably because she does a lot of drugs and has friends that do their own tattoos or stick n' pokes or something? Not too rare for musicians/other artists to have amateur tattoos because the culture really lends itself to them happening.

Goes back to the Charlamagne rant about young white pop stars suddenly deciding they need get more edgy, associating with the wrong people and wannabe gangster leading to predictable bad behavior.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Criminal Minded posted:

Man, you have a low threshold for disturbing if a toned 20-year-old girl swinging around naked and covered meets the criteria. Her weird obsession with exposing the world to her tongue is goofy, granted.

I could generally give a gently caress about Miley's music, though I'll cop to thinking she's super attractive and thus I of course watched this video the minute I found out about it. But this new song isn't bad. "We Can't Stop" was pretty ehh but this one is kinda growing on me. :raise:

Find a quite porch to crawl under and die.

Toadsniff
Apr 10, 2006

Fire Down Below: Crab Company 2

raditts posted:

There are few things that make me cry laughing, but you my man, you have done something magical here.

Do you just have a repository of TMNT gifs waiting for situations like this or what?

I just screencap it, this one was really easy to pick out a scene by memory for but the next mutation gif, that took some searching, that show is unwatchable.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Criminal Minded posted:

Man, you have a low threshold for disturbing if a toned 20-year-old girl swinging around naked and covered meets the criteria. Her weird obsession with exposing the world to her tongue is goofy, granted.

I could generally give a gently caress about Miley's music, though I'll cop to thinking she's super attractive and thus I of course watched this video the minute I found out about it. But this new song isn't bad. "We Can't Stop" was pretty ehh but this one is kinda growing on me. :raise:

Super attractive? The chick is Justin Beiber with slightly larger breasts.

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Yeah she looks like a typical non-fat white girl :confused:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

E: this is not the meme thread

Devour
Dec 18, 2009

by angerbeet

awesome-express posted:

Yeah she looks like a typical non-fat white girl :confused:
Non-fat? She's underweight. She has chicken legs along with a visible ribcage.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Giant bomb did some 'twerking' in the Miley fashion at PAX and almost killed Brad. This was during a bit with a Disney employee and was used to determine who to give Disney Infinity paraphernalia to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH2myqVJZuA

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Stay Out of FYAD posted:

Non-fat? She's underweight. She has chicken legs along with a visible ribcage.

Sure, she is attractive. If you like dime-a-dozen trashy skinny girls.
She makes me think of low budget porn films that cost 5 dollars to make, where they got hookers with scabs on their knees to work cheap.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

LeafyOrb posted:

There's no Goatse so no, no we haven't.

It's going to take a while for her to work up to that.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Johnny Aztec posted:

Sure, she is attractive. If you like dime-a-dozen trashy skinny girls.
She makes me think of low budget porn films that cost 5 dollars to make, where they got hookers with scabs on their knees to work cheap.

How much time have you spent wanking to that low budget porn exactly?

I don't find her particularly attractive but you seem to have a lot of hate.

woppy71
Sep 10, 2013

by Ralp
Twerking in front of a mixed audience, with kids watching... what a truly pro move by her.

Devour
Dec 18, 2009

by angerbeet

NoneSuch posted:

How much time have you spent wanking to that low budget porn exactly?
I enjoy amateur porn and it doesn't require a budget at all to make them. :haw:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

NoneSuch posted:

How much time have you spent wanking to that low budget porn exactly?

I don't find her particularly attractive but you seem to have a lot of hate.

Jesus christ, I'm saying she is skanky as all hell, no matter how much drat money she has.


loving '10.

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Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
White people are so ghetto. I wouldn't want my son to marry one.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

awesome-express posted:

Yeah she looks like a typical non-fat white girl :confused:

This just in: there are body types between fatty and emaciated.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Fog Tripper posted:

This just in: there are body types between fatty and emaciated.

This just in: Miley Cyrus is not one of those body types. Girl is one step away from looking like a junkie.

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

TheJoker138 posted:

This just in: Miley Cyrus is not one of those body types. Girl is one step away from looking like a junkie.

Aren't you just precious

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

TheJoker138 posted:

This just in: Miley Cyrus is not one of those body types. Girl is one step away from looking like a junkie.

Dude, I am on record stating she looks like Justin Beiber with tiny boobs. :shrug:
She is unsexy, and her antics are very uncomfortable to watch.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
What the hell is up with that girls nasty mouth? First her grody white tongue at the VMA's and now that ghastly close up of her cotton mouth spit strings in the Wrecking Ball video. :barf:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

almightyerin posted:

What the hell is up with that girls nasty mouth? First her grody white tongue at the VMA's and now that ghastly close up of her cotton mouth spit strings in the Wrecking Ball video. :barf:

Get off her back, she is "making history". loving MRA's. Don't you understand how ground breaking her ratchet rear end, tongue, and stuff is?

Devour
Dec 18, 2009

by angerbeet

TheJoker138 posted:

This just in: Miley Cyrus is not one of those body types. Girl is one step away from looking like a junkie.

I like how the album cover of "bangerz" depicts Miley standing in front of a bar/nightclub yet she can't legally drink in either yet.

There's legally no age restriction on cocaine though.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Really, I'm just hoping that Disney drops the copyright for the name "Hannah Montana" soon so that Miley Cyrus can use it when she goes on the strip joint circuit in about a year.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

King Vidiot posted:

Really, I'm just hoping that Disney drops the copyright for the name "Hannah Montana" soon so that Miley Cyrus can use it when she goes on the strip joint circuit in about a year.

Tongue-y Tennessee.

Chido
Dec 7, 2003

Butterflies fluttering on my face!

Agrajag posted:

Get off her back, she is "making history". loving MRA's. Don't you understand how ground breaking her ratchet rear end, tongue, and stuff is?

For somebody who has claimed she doesn't care what people say about her, she tries way to hard to be noticed :rolleyes:.

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toby
Dec 4, 2002

Distinct lack of funny images happening lately, maybe thread is done.

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