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Poohat666 posted:This has been my prediction for over a year now... Daggerin' old... What comes after Daggerin'? Shaggerin'? When did they stop calling it plain old "dry humping"?
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Blazing Ownager posted:As popular as the twerking thing is, those tongue motions are what really make this a huge "What the flying gently caress" for me, hands down. I don't know what the intention was (unless it's to sell the idea she's really into the drugs referenced in that song, and on them right that second, I guess), but man does it look totally what the gently caress. My wife read something about the tongue that she absolutely believes is true: it's what a woman too young to know what sexy is does to try and act sexy.
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Not mine obviously, but as usual the taiwanese animation folks hit the nail on the head, they even picked up on the beatlejuice outfit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnM7jALXrag On a more personal note, Twerking was mind-numbingly dumb when poor black girls in new orleans were doing it on youtube, its really depressing to see it adopted by a wider spectrum of american culture. Can we somehow bring back shame into society in a gender-neutral way and stop this sort of thing? Or is this just the moment where i turn into an old person, i'm not even 30 yet 
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MattD1zzl3 posted:Twerking was mind-numbingly dumb when poor black girls in new orleans were doing it on youtube What the gently caress? Hey, no hating on NOLA bounce. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-cT6SwFIHA
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Whoever earlier in this thread said Miley is to twerking what a sparkler is to a nuclear explosion was right. Now girls everywhere are going to think twerking is just this weird, disinterested bending over while otherwise dancing like normal thing instead of what it was ordained by the almighty to actually be. Thanks, Miley. Thanks a lot.
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Vienna Circlejerk posted:What the gently caress? Hey, no hating on NOLA bounce. This is a good example of progressive twerking. 
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MattD1zzl3 posted:Not mine obviously, but as usual the taiwanese animation folks hit the nail on the head, they even picked up on the beatlejuice outfit! The rest of your post is terrible and wrong but man I love those animation people. "Operation: Gank Twerking" New username spotted.
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Anyone with some talent please make a gif of this asap. It must be done. e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo Cascade Failure fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Aug 28, 2013 |
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MattD1zzl3 posted:Not mine obviously, but as usual the taiwanese animation folks hit the nail on the head, they even picked up on the beatlejuice outfit! Hey guys MattD1zzl3 would appreciate it if all you white people would stop appropriating aspects of black culture. 
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GreatGreen posted:Now girls everywhere are going to think twerking is just this weird, disinterested bending over while otherwise dancing like normal thing instead of what it was ordained by the almighty to actually be. Thanks, Miley. Thanks a lot. Truly, a loss that will be felt for generations to come.
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I wonder if doing bounce dancing all the time helps prevent low back problems? It gives a good workout to the muscles in the lower back. Maybe now that Miley has introduced it to middle-aged white people we'll see twerking classes added to suburban gyms. Richard Simmons -- Twerking to the Oldies.
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Angela Christine posted:I wonder if doing bounce dancing all the time helps prevent low back problems? It gives a good workout to the muscles in the lower back. Maybe now that Miley has introduced it to middle-aged white people we'll see twerking classes added to suburban gyms. Zumba-Twerking Fusion Classes.
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toby posted:The rest of your post is terrible and wrong but man I love those animation people. "Operation: Gank Twerking" New username spotted. I love how NMA always depicts Americans as a bunch of bible thumping fatties.
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Angela Christine posted:I wonder if doing bounce dancing all the time helps prevent low back problems? It gives a good workout to the muscles in the lower back. Maybe now that Miley has introduced it to middle-aged white people we'll see twerking classes added to suburban gyms. Big Freedia's already got you covered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eau1qHxI-8w
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etalian posted:I love how NMA always depicts Americans as a bunch of bible thumping fatties. Are you trying to say America isn't that?
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Angela Christine posted:I wonder if doing bounce dancing all the time helps prevent low back problems? It gives a good workout to the muscles in the lower back. Maybe now that Miley has introduced it to middle-aged white people we'll see twerking classes added to suburban gyms. Richard Simmons would probably be able to twerk better than Miley anyway.
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garbage day posted:No photoshops on this page, thread starts to get bad again. That can be remedied.
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Toadsniff fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Sep 10, 2013 |
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Toadsniff posted:AUGH I loving hate you right now.
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Shugojin posted:Richard Simmons would probably be able to twerk better than Miley anyway. Yeah, he's not impressed by her technique. 
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Angela Christine posted:Yeah, he's not impressed by her technique. That could very well be Mr. Simmon's O face. In which case, he is very impressed with her technique.
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MattD1zzl3 posted:Can we somehow bring back shame into society in a gender-neutral way and stop this sort of thing? Or is this just the moment where i turn into an old person, i'm not even 30 yet I'm over 30 and twerking rules, sorry you're such a dweeb.
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Elim Garak posted:Zumba-Twerking Fusion Classes. They been twerking in zumba class for years.
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 Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rH6fWI3MI Edit: Added music. Chernabog fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Aug 29, 2013 |
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MattD1zzl3 posted:Not mine obviously, but as usual the taiwanese animation folks hit the nail on the head, they even picked up on the beatlejuice outfit! I had no idea it began in the US. I thought it was something of an african tribal dance of some sort that was bastardized.
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Angela Christine posted:I wonder if doing bounce dancing all the time helps prevent low back problems? It gives a good workout to the muscles in the lower back. Maybe now that Miley has introduced it to middle-aged white people we'll see twerking classes added to suburban gyms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOA-BmBeItM&t=30s It's mesmerizing.
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raditts posted:When did they stop calling it plain old "dry humping"? When penetration occurs, I guess.
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Kaiser Soze posted:I bet a lot of middle-aged people are going to hurt their lower backs, you need to already have a decent amount of hip and spinal flexibility to squat, arch and shake like that. For real twerking, I mean. Not whatever it is that Miley Cyrus is doing. It is a good workout though, makes your thighs burn. And eventually you can train your butt to do this: All are humbled in the presence of the master.
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ultramiraculous posted:Beetlejuice shop is already part of a buzzfeed article. Wait, is the picture actually goon made? Cause I saw MTV giving credit to Shopjeen for it a few hours after it was posted in another thread here. e: I should mention I don't know who or what Shopjeen is but it seemed strange at the time, more so now. All I know is that their website needs to be taken out behind the shed and put out of its misery. VVVVV ah, I didn't open the thumbnail in the OP so I didn't notice a difference. The one I linked is the same one someone (I want to say A GLISTENING HODOR) posted a few days ago. Nastyman fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Aug 28, 2013 |
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Nastyman posted:Wait, is the picture actually goon made? Cause I saw MTV giving credit to Shopjeen for it a few hours after it was posted in another thread here. The one in that link is not mine, it just uses the same BJ source image and was shopped very similarly. In mine, there is no Lydia and the hair does not go over the right shoulder. e: That Tobias video is excellent.
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A never-ending story about twerking.
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Machai posted:The one in that link is not mine, it just uses the same BJ source image and was shopped very similarly. In mine, there is no Lydia and the hair does not go over the right shoulder. they still stole your poo poo though, bro, how shall we exact our vengeance?
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Consummate Vs, I said consummate Vs!
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This is seriously the best thing ever.
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gently caress da Mods posted:they still stole your poo poo though, bro, how shall we exact our vengeance? Did they though? It was some real low-hanging fruit what with the guy wearing a Beetlejuice suit. The best revenge would be to come up with something even better as a 'shop.
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