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OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

You'll be back.

~SMcD

WHILE YOU PLAY OTHER GAMES gently caress YEAH

THESE AIN'T YOUR GRAMMA'S COOKIES

LOOK AT THIS HI DEF CLICKING ACTION




AND WHAT DOES THIS GET YOU? MORE loving COOKIES



Post your favorite cookie strategies ITT

Sample Cookie Gameplay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKFTZT13LNE

OWLS! fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2013 around 02:51

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homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007


My strategy is to click the button really fast.

primelaw
Apr 4, 2012

The most southern dandy robot judge

I approve of this cookie game.

a bad enough dude
Jun 30, 2007

APPARENTLY NOT A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STICK TO ONE THING AT A TIME WHETHER ITS PBPS OR A SHITTY BROWSER GAME THAT I BEG MONEY FOR AND RIPPED FROM TROPICO. ALSO I LET RETARDED UKRANIANS THAT CAN'T PROGRAM AND HAVE 2000 HOURS IN GARRY'S MOD RUN MY SHIT.

i love you grandma

Bieeardo
Aug 21, 2000

Someone bold, someone blue, someone borrowed, someone new...


Do we discuss the secret goon Autohotkey script here, or in PGS?

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Thanks jerk now my finger hurts. This is the best flash game.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

You'll be back.

~SMcD

Bieeardo posted:

Do we discuss the secret goon Autohotkey script here, or in PGS?

Honest cookies only

KennyLoggins posted:

Thanks jerk now my finger hurts. This is the best flash game.

Get a cursor! It clicks for you!

Puskarich
Nov 26, 2008




Do we have a guild set up yet?

Ryen Deckard
Jun 28, 2008

My blood is red, white, and blue.


gently caress you gently caress this game I need more cookies.

RickDaedalus
Aug 2, 2009


Uh, excuse me sir but, my cookies are hot and straight out of the oven. I am insulted that you labeled them as gross. Please change the thread title from Gross to Hot. Treasure is also acceptable.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009


How many cursors and grandmas can I buy??????

Gils
Aug 23, 2008

take it smugly


So what's the optimal build order here, do purchases get more efficient up the line

a bad enough dude
Jun 30, 2007

APPARENTLY NOT A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STICK TO ONE THING AT A TIME WHETHER ITS PBPS OR A SHITTY BROWSER GAME THAT I BEG MONEY FOR AND RIPPED FROM TROPICO. ALSO I LET RETARDED UKRANIANS THAT CAN'T PROGRAM AND HAVE 2000 HOURS IN GARRY'S MOD RUN MY SHIT.

"indentured servitude" - Grandma

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT


This is so much better than harvesting bitcoins!

Blunt Force Trauma
Mar 16, 2008

No one gives a fuck about shit.
So fuck your shit.
We fuck shit up,
Cause shit's fucked anyway.
Shit is run in to the ground.

I don't wanna think about it,
I just wanna get down.


Ok guys I've almost beat the game here are some pro tips:

The upgrades are useless except for cursors, all of your cookies should be spent buying bigger and better cookie-producers.

Always buy the most expensive grandma or building you can afford until affording the next tier feels feasible

Don't bother clicking the loving cookie once you have some decent CPS (Cookies Per Second)


Delivery Types:

Cursor: Fuckall CPS (Gets a big buff when you have a shitload of other producers and spend 500k on an upgrade and buy a billion cursors and grandmas and farms)
Grandma: Fuckall CPS (1?)
Farm: Fuckall CPS (2.5)
Factory: 10 CPS
Mine: 40 CPS (This is where the game gets easy and you stop clicking the loving cookie!)
Shipment: 100 CPS (Holy poo poo!)
Alchemy Lab: 400 CPS (Oh my god!!!!)
Portal: TBD
Time Machine: I will know tomorrow maybe???

Blunt Force Trauma fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2013 around 01:42

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009


why the gently caress is this game so compelling

this one guy
Mar 15, 2006

Beneath Apple ProDOS
FOR USERS OF APPLE II PLUS, APPLE IIe AND APPLE IIc COMPUTERS


code:
setInterval(function() {$("#bigCookie").click();}, 1);

Blunt Force Trauma
Mar 16, 2008

No one gives a fuck about shit.
So fuck your shit.
We fuck shit up,
Cause shit's fucked anyway.
Shit is run in to the ground.

I don't wanna think about it,
I just wanna get down.


You cheat-using motherfuckers are disqualified from the league. If you have any problems with it then go gently caress yourselfs.

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Coach Sport
Jul 3, 2003
And we care about this shitty poster...why?

Protip: tab back in now and then because sometimes a cookie pops up that doubles your cookie production for 3 minutes when you click it.

this one guy
Mar 15, 2006

Beneath Apple ProDOS
FOR USERS OF APPLE II PLUS, APPLE IIe AND APPLE IIc COMPUTERS


I don't know what you're talking about, man, my cookies are on the level.

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004

He took his vorpal sword in hand,
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thou

Coach Sport posted:

Protip: tab back in now and then because sometimes a cookie pops up that doubles your cookie production for 3 minutes when you click it.

That is what that does? I thought it was just there to block my view. Need to buy more grandmas

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Coach Sport posted:

Protip: tab back in now and then because sometimes a cookie pops up that doubles your cookie production for 3 minutes when you click it.

God drat it it's three minutes now? Last time it was only one minute.

e: Woops apparently I have all the upgrades without cheating a single time, I am the king sperg here, fuckers

Control Volume fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2013 around 01:59

Gils
Aug 23, 2008

take it smugly


Underwhelmed posted:

That is what that does? I thought it was just there to block my view. Need to buy more grandmas

Some of them also give a flat +cookies. I was so disappointed, I make more in 2 seconds than from clicking that one cookie.

Shrap
Feb 7, 2009


Holy loving carpal tunnel. My finger hurts so much. Finally over 1k CPS though.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Pop Music, Girl Scouts, Aglets.

First Saltybet, now this? Glad I have a second monitor.

Gils
Aug 23, 2008

take it smugly


Buying a portal just doubled my CPS. 6,666/second apiece.

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

I disagree!


My 30 time machines produce 6,518,460 cookies per second

Just sayin.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005

count hundreds on the table twenties on the floor


This is just like Candy Box but so much worse

ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.


poptart_fairy posted:

why the gently caress is this game so compelling

Have you ever eaten a cookie?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta' nuke something.


My strategy is to go to the store and buy the cookies then go home and eat the cookies because gently caress fake cookies. I win.

Green Puddin
Mar 30, 2008

by angerbeet


cookie.avi

XENA I LOVE YOU
Sep 11, 2010



I just played this last night and suddenly it's all new and cool looking. gently caress I'm gonna lose another night to this.

Kelp Plankton
Aug 5, 2007

My CoX will forever blast giant streams of liquid!




Okay now I'm sold on the game

embed that in the OP, it's important

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

You'll be back.

~SMcD

Kelp Plankton posted:

Okay now I'm sold on the game

embed that in the OP, it's important

Done.

I'm loving cooking

Green Puddin
Mar 30, 2008

by angerbeet




Please help me I want to stop

Squidtamer DA
Jun 3, 2007
Squirts ink when provoked

SovietSteel posted:

I just played this last night and suddenly it's all new and cool looking. gently caress I'm gonna lose another night to this.

Same here, dude, same here. I may even end up baking cookies tomorrow because of this game.

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008



It belongs in a museum.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Pop Music, Girl Scouts, Aglets.

Laptop crashed. I didn't know how the save system worked.

Ryen Deckard
Jun 28, 2008

My blood is red, white, and blue.


I'm going to leave this running overnight and see what happens. Currently at 60,368.8 cookies a second.

Edit:

Ryen Deckard fucked around with this message at Aug 27, 2013 around 10:24

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Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


Ok holy poo poo for some reason cookie clicker is recognized by raptr game tracking.

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