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Mercury Crusader posted:I dunno. Something went wrong in my long-term cookie-manufacturing goals. Nothing has gone wrong. Everything is fine. Here, maybe you should bake some cookies.
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"You could have stopped this"-Grandma No grandma you don't get it, I did not want to stop it. I am the danger, Grandma.
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Aug 28, 2013 00:59
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Davinci posted:160 is the hard max I think 200.
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Aug 28, 2013 01:01
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My cookies have achieved sentience and yet people still come from alternate dimensions to eat them! It's like that episode of futurama.
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Aug 28, 2013 01:09
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I'm at 239k a second and everything is unlocking super slowly and I need more cookies per second.
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Aug 28, 2013 01:09
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I am producing 273 million cookies per second. I left this running for a few hours, and I still can't afford my next portal. Its going to be literal days before I can afford my next time machine. Cookie production is at an all time high, yet now is when my productiveness matters least. Cookie Gods, why have you forsaken me. 
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Aug 28, 2013 01:14
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I have both cats purchased, but I'm still at a mere 59 million cookies per second with 40 time machines and 50+ everything else at 104% milk. What lazy fuckin' cats.
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Aug 28, 2013 01:17
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My milk was at 96%, I reset (achievements yay) and now my milk is at 100%. I have no clue how you gain or lose milk. I need a few portals to the lactoverse to diversify my portfolio.
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Aug 28, 2013 01:18
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WendigoJohnson posted:"You could have stopped this"-Grandma I AM THE ONE WHO BAKES
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Aug 28, 2013 01:19
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Zombies' Downfall posted:My milk was at 96%, I reset (achievements yay) and now my milk is at 100%. I have no clue how you gain or lose milk. By getting achievements
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Aug 28, 2013 01:21
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poptart_fairy posted:Fifteen million a second and still that's not enough. More. More. More. MORE. If only your avatar was farting out cookies instead of poptarts!
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Aug 28, 2013 01:23
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Holepunchio posted:I am producing 273 million cookies per second. I left this running for a few hours, and I still can't afford my next portal. Its going to be literal days before I can afford my next time machine. Heavy hangs the head that wears the crown. I know how you feel though. This has been me for the last little while now. 
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Aug 28, 2013 01:23
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That is me except i search for the legendary cookie made of gold.
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Aug 28, 2013 01:39
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GreatGreen posted:Heavy hangs the head that wears the crown. Similarly, when the world and universe is being crushed under the weight of your cookie, I can only think of one thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU
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Aug 28, 2013 01:42
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"we rise" - grandma The cookievolution will not be cookievised
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Aug 28, 2013 01:42
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Holy poo poo the achievement you get when you build 50 portals. "Now you're thinking" Fantastic.
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Aug 28, 2013 01:48
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The more I think about what's going on in the cookie world the more unsettling it is. Just think, you were passing out cookies to your neighbors, then to the schools, then cities and it just steamrolled from there. Now people are bathing in your cookies, rubbing their fleshy bodies in butter and chocolate, rolling around in the crumbs while moaning in ecstasy at the sweet, sweet nectar in their mouths. This is happening all over the world. Everybody is slowly getting fat, diabetes is on the rise, all food is now cookies. Cookie and cookie sandwiches, cookie stuffed chickens, mashed cookies with a side of cookie gravy, cookie beer, gently caress, even cookie flavored condoms. Even scientific progress has halted in the name of further cookie output, but nobody cares about the ramifications as long as it means more cookies, nobody cares, nobody notices. Except grandma.
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Aug 28, 2013 01:53
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GreatGreen posted:Holy poo poo the achievement you get when you build 50 portals. Mining one when you build 50 mines is a Gurren Lagan reference.
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Aug 28, 2013 02:12
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Squidtamer DA posted:The more I think about what's going on in the cookie world the more unsettling it is. Since the whole universe ends up being constructed out of cookies and the fundamental laws of physics being re-written by cookies, what's she gonna do about it, huh?
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Aug 28, 2013 02:15
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Ahundredbux posted:Since the whole universe ends up being constructed out of cookies and the fundamental laws of physics being re-written by cookies, what's she gonna do about it, huh? She probably just sighs, takes a sip of cookie wine, and then goes back to writing her will using melted chocolate chips. Then she realizes that the piece of paper her will is on is actually a big sugar cookie and just says, "gently caress it," right before eating it.
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Aug 28, 2013 02:25
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Mercury Crusader posted:I dunno. Something went wrong in my long-term cookie-manufacturing goals. What's that liquid on the left side?
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Aug 28, 2013 02:32
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gggiiimmmppp posted:I'm making 84 megacookies per second, thinking about cashing out and mining bitcoins instead. Anyone want to buy out my cookie operation? I take bitcoins. I will create a new currency that will compete with and crush bitcoins. It will be exchangeable into every real world currency AND bitcoins. It will attract investors with its deliciously warm chocolate scents and excellent craftsgrandmaship. I shall call them cookoins.
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Aug 28, 2013 02:36
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Hatbox Ghost posted:What's that liquid on the left side? I dont know, must be some kind of distilled cookie liquid, man, the things CookiCo comes up with these days!
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Aug 28, 2013 02:37
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Gormless Gormster posted:I will create a new currency that will compete with and crush bitcoins. It will be exchangeable into every real world currency AND bitcoins. It will attract investors with its deliciously warm chocolate scents and excellent craftsgrandmaship. You can fill your bank account with cookoins, and feel like an idiot when you realize they are worthless because no one cares about anything other than pure cookies.
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Aug 28, 2013 02:45
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Y'all made too many cookies or some poo poo and now I can't even try to make one.
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Aug 28, 2013 02:56
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Hot tip: Sell all your grandmas late game and convert them into portals.
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Aug 28, 2013 02:57
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What constitutes late game?
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Aug 28, 2013 03:17
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Level Slide posted:What constitutes late game? When I can't buy anymore stuff I'll let you guys know.
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Aug 28, 2013 03:18
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Coach Sport posted:Hot tip: Sell all your grandmas late game and convert them into portals. You would put all those hard working women out on the street!?
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Aug 28, 2013 03:20
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Yo, I need more cookies.
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Aug 28, 2013 03:42
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If this game was about pizza instead it would be Ulillillia's dream come true.
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Aug 28, 2013 03:49
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I missed a golden cookie and i am legit sad.
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Aug 28, 2013 03:54
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Do you need extremely high milk for the cat upgrade to be worth it? I bought it and didnt get that much out of it, and I have 84% milk.
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Aug 28, 2013 03:57
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 This game in a nutshell.
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Aug 28, 2013 03:58
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I've got my first portal. I'm in cookie hell.
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Aug 28, 2013 04:38
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So, any tricks after you get a couple million cookies per second? It seems like you just have to wait hours until you can buy the stuff priced at like 100 billion.
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Aug 28, 2013 04:42
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RatHat posted:So, any tricks after you get a couple million cookies per second? It seems like you just have to wait hours until you can buy the stuff priced at like 100 billion. Go
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I've had this up for a day or so now, and I don't know what's more agonizing: trying to get 50 time machines or 160 cursors. I'm making 41 million cps and it's still taking forever between purchases. I started before achievements / cats. For some reason, under the Stats I'm shown as having bought Kitten Engineers, but it doesn't appear that they're having any effect. I have yet to buy the first Kitten powerup. Strange. E: After further testing, getting achievements is significantly increasing my output, so I guess Kitten Engineers is active. Thanks for the free 9 trillion cookie upgrade! But Rocks Hurt Head fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Aug 28, 2013 |
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Uh, did the milk always have that shade of red?
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I think it's supposed to be chocolate milk.
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