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Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice
I read that there was an update so I refreshed the page and now that kitty I was saving up for costs 10 times as much. :(

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Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
There's 2 kitties and I somehow ended up owning both after only purchasing the cheap one (which was also made much more expensive after I got it).

I really wish it told you how many cookies they were making for you somewhere though.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Sindai posted:

There's 2 kitties and I somehow ended up owning both after only purchasing the cheap one (which was also made much more expensive after I got it).

I really wish it told you how many cookies they were making for you somewhere though.

I just got the achievement for 100 Mines, bringing my milk total from 106% to 108%.

Normally, the addition of one Mine would yield ~7k cps. The additional milk + Kitten Engineer brought my cps from 43.02 million to 43.27 million.

E: Oh my god we've all become ulillillia

But Rocks Hurt Head fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Aug 28, 2013

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

I just got the achievement for 100 Mines, bringing my milk total from 106% to 108%.

Normally, the addition of one Mine would yield ~7k cps. The additional milk + Kitten Engineer brought my cps from 43.02 million to 43.27 million.

E: Oh my god we've all become ulillillia

if you know what I mean

Little Blue Couch
Oct 19, 2007

WIRED FOR SOUND
AND
DOWN FOR WHATEVER
Okay cool, I guess this is the thing on which I'll spend the precious hours of my waning youth

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
I finally got a couple days off of work and was kind of wondering what I was going to do with it. After spending the last few hours with this game open I think I'm just going to click cookies until it's time to go to work again, at which point I will quit my job and continue clicking cookies.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
This game reminds me of this except with cookies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD69PAIqiYo

Davinci
Feb 21, 2013
Once you earn the achievement for having 100 of a building, you can sell the building and the achievment will remain and you will still get the cat bonus for having it, so you can, for example, sell 20 of one building to fund a more expensive building because the cat bonus you already have produces more CPS than the 20 buildings you just sold did.

crazkylo
Dec 20, 2008

Set the world aflame!
Is there any actual end to this? or is it just nonstop cookies?

Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky

crazkylo posted:

Is there any actual end to this? or is it just nonstop cookies?

It ends when you collect enouh cookies from other universes to reverse the expansion of our universe, causing it to collapse.

turnways
Jun 22, 2004

How are you supposed to get the Mathematician achievement once you get going? Do you just sell everything until you fulfill its requirements, then buy it all back up?

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice

turnways posted:

How are you supposed to get the Mathematician achievement once you get going? Do you just sell everything until you fulfill its requirements, then buy it all back up?

That's what it seems like. I'm working on it now. Grannies and Cursors get expensive as hell once you hit triple digits.

Charles Martel
Mar 7, 2007

"The Hero of the Age..."

The hero of all ages
Now my friend and I are fighting over cheevos and upgrades to see who can get a higher cPs.

WHAT THE gently caress HAVE YOU UNLEASHED ONTO THIS WORLD OP

Attestant
Oct 23, 2012

Don't judge me.
I have been baking cookies the whole week. I have 58M CpS.

Now I have to grind for a 900,000,000,000 Cookie Kitten? :negative:

Little Blue Couch
Oct 19, 2007

WIRED FOR SOUND
AND
DOWN FOR WHATEVER
Do buildings sell for their buy price?

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

For those of you wondering the neverclick achievement only took 3 hours.

edit: actually more like 2 if I had been paying more attention.

Leadthumb fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Aug 28, 2013

Sea Lily
Aug 5, 2007

Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.

So why was I making billions of cookies per second earlier today, but now I'm only making 200 mil? Did time machines get nerfed hardcore or something?

I was trucking along at one new time machine every minute or two and then suddenly I'm going 6 hours without being able to afford the next one after refreshing.

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

My only complaint is that I do not get a fancy display showing the cats. I bought them and looked all over and I see no cats! 8/10

Scruffyhawk
Jun 30, 2005

FHNNNNNNN
Ramrod XTreme
I've been playing this for like 3 hours nonstop and feel terrible and can't stop.

i am in a hell

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Nooo, I was up to 10mil CPS and then my PC crashed and ate my cookie. Oh, the irony! :cry:

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
So who's gonna be the first goon to LP this? I would totally watch the whole thing.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
I just got the achievement entitled "You can stop now."

Funny.

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008

Outpost22 posted:

So who's gonna be the first goon to LP this? I would totally watch the whole thing.

In a weird way I think this could make a good LP, as long as they barely talk about the game at all.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Squidtamer DA posted:

The more I think about what's going on in the cookie world the more unsettling it is.

Just think, you were passing out cookies to your neighbors, then to the schools, then cities and it just steamrolled from there. Now people are bathing in your cookies, rubbing their fleshy bodies in butter and chocolate, rolling around in the crumbs while moaning in ecstasy at the sweet, sweet nectar in their mouths. This is happening all over the world. Everybody is slowly getting fat, diabetes is on the rise, all food is now cookies. Cookie and cookie sandwiches, cookie stuffed chickens, mashed cookies with a side of cookie gravy, cookie beer, gently caress, even cookie flavored condoms. Even scientific progress has halted in the name of further cookie output, but nobody cares about the ramifications as long as it means more cookies, nobody cares, nobody notices.

Except grandma.

And then you build the time machines. The time machines take the cookies from the hungry mouths of people to bring them into the future. The streets run brown with trillions of cookies that no one can eat because they are snatched away into the future to be thrown into a vast cookie stockpile.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Don't forget that your factories use child slave labor and you execute anyone behind quota.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

Dauntasa posted:

And then you build the time machines. The time machines take the cookies from the hungry mouths of people to bring them into the future. The streets run brown with trillions of cookies that no one can eat because they are snatched away into the future to be thrown into a vast cookie stockpile.

Heh, looks like somebody obviously didn't buy the Time Paradox Resolver.

GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Aug 28, 2013

Gormless Gormster
Jul 28, 2012

AVE IMPERATOR!

Or something

Level Slide posted:

Uh, did the milk always have that shade of red?

Grandma collects the bodily fluids of those who fail to meet cookie production quotas...and those who don't.

Little Blue Couch
Oct 19, 2007

WIRED FOR SOUND
AND
DOWN FOR WHATEVER

Little Blue Couch posted:

Do buildings sell for their buy price?

Come on you nerds, I know one of you has the answer to this

tractor fanatic
Sep 9, 2005

Pillbug
It's like half the buy price or something.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
You can buy an upgrade eventually that makes golden cookies appear twice as often and last twice as long.

Why am I spoilering this game.

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Davinci posted:

Once you earn the achievement for having 100 of a building, you can sell the building and the achievment will remain and you will still get the cat bonus for having it, so you can, for example, sell 20 of one building to fund a more expensive building because the cat bonus you already have produces more CPS than the 20 buildings you just sold did.

Yeah but then you're losing the cursor bonuses for those buildings

Meliv
Nov 1, 2008
There's something very disturbing about this game. I can't tell if it's the dystopian cookie producing future, the fervant pursuit of increased cookie wealth or the fact that I can't stop playing it. Probably a mixture

crazkylo
Dec 20, 2008

Set the world aflame!
hit 5Mil CPS. It has only just begun.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
We're up all night to get lucky.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

17mil CPS and rising.

come on you stupid loving cats

Shyfted One
May 9, 2008
I'm at 10.8 million CPS. Seems like the best thing I can do now is just wait 2.5 hours to buy the Quantum Conundrum to double my Time Machine output (I have 29 of them) instead of buying more Time Machines.

How the hell do you guys afford cats. 900 billion :psyduck:

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
The more cookie rich I get, the more cookie poor I feel... but the more cookie rich I am!

185 million CPS and it's not nearly enough. :unsmigghh:

Attestant
Oct 23, 2012

Don't judge me.

Shyfted One posted:

How the hell do you guys afford cats. 900 billion :psyduck:

8-hour day at the office. One browser tab dedicated to cookies.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

Attestant posted:

8-hour day at the office. One browser tab dedicated to cookies.

This is me yesterday and again today.

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Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer
It also says the website is down now.

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