code:

else if (choice=='blab')//sorry (it's really rare)
  {
    var str=choose([
      'Cookie crumbliness x3 for 60 seconds!',
      'Chocolatiness x7 for 77 seconds!',
      'Dough elasticity halved for 66 seconds!',
      'Golden cookie shininess doubled for 3 seconds!',
      'World economy halved for 30 seconds!',
      'Grandma kisses 23% stingier for 45 seconds!',
      'Thanks for clicking!',
      'Fooled you! This one was just a test.',
      'Golden cookies clicked +1!',
      'Your click has been registered. Thank you for your cooperation.',
      'Thanks! That hit the spot!'
    ]);
  popup=[str,'???',str];
}