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Aggressive pricing
Feb 25, 2008

luscious posted:

I mean, I guess those aren't too weird. The whole military thing became kinda all consuming at one point. Drama is fun until it's out of control, right?

Not the most cringe worthy stories, but I bet things were pretty awkward around the base.

luscious posted:

I got breast implants in October of 2012.

Was there a noticable increase in your income?

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luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

ExecuDork posted:

I'm also in Canada, and while I am certainly not a lawyer, I looked into the relevant laws a bit a year or two ago. What I got was that in Canada, a transaction of money (or other valuables) from one person for sex from the other was entirely legal - it's paying for a service, legally equivalent to paying someone to wash your car or file your taxes. But pretty much all of the other acts that happen before or immediately after that legal transaction are outlawed - the laws were apparently intended to prevent pimping, or another person taking advantage of a prostitute. So things like renting a hotel room specifically for sex work to happen in is illegal, as is pretty much any kind of advertising (this means writing the name and phone number of a sex worker on the bathroom wall in the bar is technically a crime). Some of the laws are aimed at johns, so if a person parks next to another person on a public street, rolls down the window, and asks "How much for a blowjob?", the police could arrest and charge that driver, and seize the car - and good luck getting your car back!
It didn't occur to me to look into it, so I don't know what is and is not prohibited regarding camgirls.

While selling sex is technically legal, the fact that it is impossible to SAFELY sell it and to do so in a way that is easy makes the distinction between legal and illegal slim.

Camming pretty much depends on the website. You're not allowed to fist as it is considered an 'obscene' act but it is okay to do DVDA on cam.

quote:

I live in Saskatchewan, which (apparently, I haven't really checked thoroughly) has a law that prohibits alcohol being served where there are strippers - I refer to it as the "no booze around naked people" rule. Since strip clubs make most of their money from selling overpriced drinks, there are no strip clubs in Saskatchewan.

In the States there are a lot of places that are either "soda" clubs or "topless" or "bikini" clubs. Basically depends on licensing, as well.

quote:

I could be quite wrong about both points. I'm curious if the OP or anyone else could confirm or contradict.

You mentioned your bouncers. How often do you have to call Bruno over? (I'll call him Bruno because I was once in a strip club and when I didn't order a drink, and neither did my friends - we were cheap-rear end students - I heard the waitress mutter "Where's Bruno?" as she walked by. A very large man appeared soon after and I purchased an expensive bottle of cheap beer.)

Bouncers might talk the talk and walk the walk but really they can't do much. Someone can legally get dances from me, not pay, and walk out. A bouncer can intimidate but with cameras being installed in almost every corner, and with people being able to tape things on their cell phones and with bouncers usually needing security licenses the days of beating someone are kinda through. With stripclub patronage down, people are able to get away with more poor behaviour because people are people - bad behaviour be damned.

So really you can call a bouncer but not much is done. I mostly just keep up with the bouncers as a source of gossip and get them involved when the girls fight. I paid one 5$ yesterday to help me harass my boss but that's just bonus.

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

Aggressive pricing posted:

Not the most cringe worthy stories, but I bet things were pretty awkward around the base.

I don't know if things were awkward around the base. I things definitely get around though and I'm certain that they all thought that I had a thing for military boys when it was quite the opposite.

quote:

Was there a noticable increase in your income?

Yes and no. I think that the increase is due to increased self-confidence. It's actually been a bad summer so there's actually been a decrease in income but it's not related to the surgery at all.

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
What are your thoughts on dating men who've paid to watch cam performances? Does it set off alarm bells about their personality, or do you think that well-adjusted guys use these services as well? It seems quite a bit more involved than just jacking it to non-interactive porn, so I always got the impression that there's probably a lot of awkward/controlling people on the consumer end.

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

What are your thoughts on dating men who've paid to watch cam performances? Does it set off alarm bells about their personality, or do you think that well-adjusted guys use these services as well? It seems quite a bit more involved than just jacking it to non-interactive porn, so I always got the impression that there's probably a lot of awkward/controlling people on the consumer end.

There's a huge stigma facing clients of sex workers and it's really too bad. There are a lot of things that people want that they will not get from their partner or maybe someone does not have a partner but wants some kind of sexual release / companionship.

That being said, I don't know if I would be comfortable with dating someone who frequented a sex worker. Tbh, I would rather them spend the money on me and I'm good, game, and giving enough to do almost anything that a partner of mine would want me to do with them. I mean, if I'm comfortable with it (or at least comfortable ENOUGH with it) and it's getting my partner off then why not? Especially if my partner is like "hey let's do this and then I'll take you out to a fancy dinner or buy you a thing". If they specifically wanted to see someone else I would hope that they wouldn't hide it from me and would possibly even let me have some input / part in it all.

Even though I get paid to strip and cam I see both of them as a huge waste of money. I would rather other kinds of entertainment that I'm sure other people see as a huge waste of money (hello Apple TV!!) so I guess it is all relative.

Aggressive pricing
Feb 25, 2008
Have you ever been in a situation where you hesitated to go to the police/proper authority because of your work?

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

Aggressive pricing posted:

Have you ever been in a situation where you hesitated to go to the police/proper authority because of your work?

Not that I can think of... I once called the police when someone was banging on the door of the motel room that my friend and I were staying in. The most diverse group of police ever showed up: old white dude, young black woman, middle aged Asian guy. As it turns out the girl next door just wanted a lighter and it was obvious that we were stoned out of our minds so they just left. It remains the first and last time that I have ever called the police.

Svarotslav
May 22, 2005
Not sure if you have heard about this woman:
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/08/woman-sleep-100000-men/

One of the comments fielded in a discussion I read was around the physical damage that could take place to a woman's privates and associate reproductive system with that much use. Someone them commented on the lack of prostitutes constantly going to hospitals with their insides collapsing etc.

Are you aware of any studies around the prolonged use of a sexworker's genitals and if there's evidence of "wearing them out" or associated health risks?

Vulvarine
Mar 23, 2008

Svarotslav posted:

Not sure if you have heard about this woman:
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/08/woman-sleep-100000-men/

One of the comments fielded in a discussion I read was around the physical damage that could take place to a woman's privates and associate reproductive system with that much use. Someone them commented on the lack of prostitutes constantly going to hospitals with their insides collapsing etc.

Are you aware of any studies around the prolonged use of a sexworker's genitals and if there's evidence of "wearing them out" or associated health risks?

I'm not a doctor, but that seems like pretty standard misogyny to me, fed by the notion that virgins are all nice and clean before they get defiled with filthy cocks and it's all downhill from there OMG. Nobody is concerned about penises getting "that much use". I'm not a sex worker, but I have found that I'm much more "in shape" when I'm having lots of sex, compared to when I'm in a dry spell. Like exercise, use it or lose it.

Old Man Pants
Nov 22, 2010

Strippers are people too!

Hey I actually have a question for this thread!
Whats with all the dudes obsessed with squirting on those cam sites? I never knew it was a thing people really wanted before visiting a cam site. I mean I've had it happen to me IRL, and thought it was really strange the first time it happened.

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

Svarotslav posted:

Not sure if you have heard about this woman:
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/08/woman-sleep-100000-men/

One of the comments fielded in a discussion I read was around the physical damage that could take place to a woman's privates and associate reproductive system with that much use. Someone them commented on the lack of prostitutes constantly going to hospitals with their insides collapsing etc.

Are you aware of any studies around the prolonged use of a sexworker's genitals and if there's evidence of "wearing them out" or associated health risks?

I am totally unqualified to answer this question as I am not: a doctor, a full service sex worker, and haven't really seen this conversation take place but this:


Vulvarine posted:

I'm not a doctor, but that seems like pretty standard misogyny to me, fed by the notion that virgins are all nice and clean before they get defiled with filthy cocks and it's all downhill from there OMG. Nobody is concerned about penises getting "that much use". I'm not a sex worker, but I have found that I'm much more "in shape" when I'm having lots of sex, compared to when I'm in a dry spell. Like exercise, use it or lose it.

seems about right.


Old Man Pants posted:

Hey I actually have a question for this thread!
Whats with all the dudes obsessed with squirting on those cam sites? I never knew it was a thing people really wanted before visiting a cam site. I mean I've had it happen to me IRL, and thought it was really strange the first time it happened.

Visual confirmation of orgasm for women, as far as I can tell. For what it's worth, it's almost always the model peeing. It's really rare to see actual female ejaculation on cam :(

Aggressive pricing
Feb 25, 2008
Do you think your customers getting off is more visual or psycological?

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

Aggressive pricing posted:

Do you think your customers getting off is more visual or psychological?

Different customers require / want different things. I kinda prefer the visual guys because psychological guys take more effort. I'm not good at dirty talk and I'm not really that good at fetishes. I'm good at talking and getting naked though.

Aggressive pricing
Feb 25, 2008

luscious posted:

I'm good at talking and getting naked though.

Well, that sounds like half of the perfect woman.

:rimshot:


I'd have thought even the guys not into fetishes would have a pretty big psycological aspect to it, if it were purely visual, why not just watch free porn? I guess it could be awkward to ask customers why they come to you, but then I'd find it awkward to ask someone to masturbate covered in cheese, then eat it, so my standards may not apply.

seacat
Dec 9, 2006
How do you walk in those shoes?

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

seacat posted:

How do you walk in those shoes?

Platforms are actually incredibly comfortable. The padding on the sole is thick, the front is shaped like a natural ramp, and the platform absorbs a lot of impact. They are more comfortable than regular heels- in fact I can't wear regular heels but I can run in my stripper heels pretty quickly. They also make it easier to dance for tall people, make me look slimmer, and act like little weights.

Old Man Pants
Nov 22, 2010

Strippers are people too!

luscious posted:

Platforms are actually incredibly comfortable. The padding on the sole is thick, the front is shaped like a natural ramp, and the platform absorbs a lot of impact. They are more comfortable than regular heels- in fact I can't wear regular heels but I can run in my stripper heels pretty quickly. They also make it easier to dance for tall people, make me look slimmer, and act like little weights.

This is exactly what every stripper I have ever talked to about shoes (:suicide:) has told me.

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

Aggressive pricing posted:

I'd have thought even the guys not into fetishes would have a pretty big psycological aspect to it, if it were purely visual, why not just watch free porn? I guess it could be awkward to ask customers why they come to you, but then I'd find it awkward to ask someone to masturbate covered in cheese, then eat it, so my standards may not apply.

Yeah there is a large psychological aspect to the visual guys too but it's kinda different. I'm really straightforward and bad at pretending / acting (Autism for the win!) so I rely mostly on my ability to seduce. My friend is really good at manipulating / reading and playing people so she can get the same guys for longer by convincing them that she is into them. Last night we both had the same customer and he really wanted to kiss us with his "lovely Filipino lips". I told him no it wasn't going to happen and proceeded to argue with him about kissing for a while. My friend managed to make up a huge story about how it was going to happen but she just had to get to know him better. I actually ended up making more money off of him than she did simply because he was mesmerized by large breasts :toot:

I want to give you guys stories but I'm really tired right now due to ongoing repairs in my building waking me up every day and having seizures due to migraines from weather changes (I'm epileptic). I seriously need a livein caregiver who will cook / clean / do errands for me. I'll pay, I promise :(

Old Man Pants posted:

This is exactly what every stripper I have ever talked to about shoes (:suicide:) has told me.

A girl at my club has these little witch shoes... they're like what you would expect from a school uniform in the 1950s or something. A girl who was passing through a while ago said to me "I understand when a girl is new and needs to take off her shoes to be able to dance on stage. But I could run from the cops in those shoes and scale a fence. Chainlink or brick!" Then she told me that she was going to get really drunk and steal and burn the shoes later in the night (unfortunately it didn't happen). We do want to hold a bonfire for lost and found shoes that are kept in a locker in the changeroom. They include a pair of shoes that a girl had that would smell up the whole club :(

luscious fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Aug 31, 2013

Very Nice Eraser
May 28, 2011

Aggressive pricing posted:

I'd have thought even the guys not into fetishes would have a pretty big psycological aspect to it, if it were purely visual, why not just watch free porn? I guess it could be awkward to ask customers why they come to you, but then I'd find it awkward to ask someone to masturbate covered in cheese, then eat it, so my standards may not apply.

I would hazard to say that the personal aspect is what elevates it beyond porno. You ask and she does it specifically for you. Even if it's the same thing you can find a hundred gonzo pornos, this time it was done live and for your benefit.

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

Very Nice Eraser posted:

I would hazard to say that the personal aspect is what elevates it beyond porno. You ask and she does it specifically for you. Even if it's the same thing you can find a hundred gonzo pornos, this time it was done live and for your benefit.

Yes.

It's also easy to get caught up in the whole thing and not realize that you're spending a lot of money and then boom it's done.

extra bird parts
Apr 30, 2012

creepy blue bird with an upset expression crashing into a fire truck and causing an explosion in the style of vaporwave aesthetics
This is such an interesting thread! Thank you very much for sharing.

Do you play or listen to music while you cam? Do you have any favorite songs you like working to?

How did you learn how to strip and dance (if you dance)? Do you practice outside of work?

What are you most proud of regarding your work? What do you find satisfying about it?

What jobs or careers outside the sex industry have you considered if any?

Mathematics
Jun 22, 2011
I guess I'm just wondering how you deal with any rude comments or abuse the guys send at you.

Does it not bother you? Or does it happen infrequently?

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

Hemiola posted:

This is such an interesting thread! Thank you very much for sharing.

Do you play or listen to music while you cam? Do you have any favorite songs you like working to?

I make playlists but get kinda tired of the poo poo as time goes on. It has to be music that isn't intrusive and or annoying - so I try not to listen to songs that are popular or other people might find them distracting. I like to sing along to music so I have to make sure that it isn't stuff that is really annoying. I got really into listening to Tupac and Biggie Smalls during my last bout with camming. I dunno why. People in my room really liked it too though :)

quote:

How did you learn how to strip and dance (if you dance)? Do you practice outside of work?

I can't dance other than stripping. I mean, I can, but I don't run onto the dance floor and people don't approach me to say "omg you're sure a good dancer!" unlike my friend who I was talking about earlier... she's GOOD.
I learned all my stripping moves online (youtube) or by watching other girls and jacking them. It's all about getting stuff in your style and working it in a way that makes sense to you. I do kinda practice outside of work but not until things are perfect - just to make sure that I have them close to right. I find that it's easiest to do things on stage but getting the basics is important to learn.

quote:

What are you most proud of regarding your work? What do you find satisfying about it?

I don't know if there are things that I'm particularly "proud" of work. I guess that I'm proud of myself for being so good at what I do.

I like this thing that I jacked from stripperweb a while ago. I have lost the link to the original page / source but here's a thing:

quote:

I think that it is simply a job. Some people (like myself) are suited to it, enjoy it, and are good at it. Some people are great servers, some are great ad men, some are great nurses. If I was in any of those jobs, I would feel trapped and miserable, and very, very degraded for having to cater to people the way they do. However, other people are thrilled to be in those roles, and feel fulfilled and happy, and wonder why anyone would sell sex! A job is a job, and there is some role that is perfect for everyone, this just happens to be mine.

I think that people who view sex work as immoral generally view sex itself as a bit "dirty" or immoral, at least to some extent. Because I don't find sex dirty or wrong, and don't find nudity disgusting or sinful, I don't find sex work any of those things. We all have sex, and (hopefully) enjoy sex, and as much as it would be lovely if every person in the universe could have perfect, wonderful sex with someone in real life every day, that's not how the world works.

In fact, sometimes I feel downright MORAL for doing this job. I think of the guys (and girls!!) that either have unusual fetishes that the majority of people are disgusted by, or who are ugly (either inside or out) and can't get someone, or who are alone (for whatever reason)...the people, in short, who couldn't get satisfaction in their sex life in a "normal" way (if I could make quotation marks bigger, I would have done that around "normal"). I feel PROUD of the fact that I can be a safe haven for these guys, that I can make them feel special and make their desires feel normal, not perverted or weird. I think of these guys going about their day a little happier, a little more politely, a little more kindly because they are not dealing with repressed sexuality.

So in short (I know, I ramble!):

My moral stance is that dammit, I make the world a better place. I think that making someone feel included, safe and happy is faaar less "immoral" than selling them more consumerist crap they don't need, and much less "degrading" than wearing a suit and name tag and blankly parroting customer service scripts at bank customers.

I hope that makes sense :)

quote:

What jobs or careers outside the sex industry have you considered if any?

I consider becoming a therapist sometimes. I don't know if I could put in the work necessary to become one though. And I don't know if I could put up with ethics involved in it all. I also consider becoming a reality tv star but I need to get a show first :downs:


Mathematics posted:

I guess I'm just wondering how you deal with any rude comments or abuse the guys send at you.

Does it not bother you? Or does it happen infrequently?

It happens daily. Multiple times a day. Sometimes they realize, other times they don't. Sometimes it's due to being inebriated, other times it isn't. I used to engage with them but now I don't bother. I find it takes up more effort to engage than it does to just walk away. Most of the time it doesn't get to me but sometimes it really does. I remove myself from situations now but I used to spit on people when they were bad, put gum in their clothes / hair, I've spilled beer on people in the past, and a few years ago I slapped some people. I sought therapy after hitting people though... that's not like me.

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!
Exactly how much are these guys spending on you during cam sessions? Also what sort of hourly rate do you run?

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

Scald posted:

Exactly how much are these guys spending on you during cam sessions? Also what sort of hourly rate do you run?

My rates on cam are 4.99 for a "group show" meaning others can join or 8.99 for one on one. I have had guys in session for up to 1.5 hours at the one on one rate and at the group rate. I only make 35% of what I generate for that site though. That amount of time and money spent isn't regular though... It's different every time so there are shows that I do where I make less than 2$ off of someone (rare) and then shows where I make 100$ off of someone (also rare).

At the club an hourly rate is up to me and is decided upon before the hour begins if they want to do an hour. Normally I try for 400 and then drop it to 300. I make it seem like that is a deal when the reality is that is about how much an hour is song by song anyway. If we had champagne rooms at the club I work at it would be possible for me to charge more than that but CRs aren't really big in Canada (Ontario at least).

FISHMANPET
Mar 3, 2007

Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams

luscious posted:

My rates on cam are 4.99 for a "group show" meaning others can join or 8.99 for one on one.

Is this per minute?

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

FISHMANPET posted:

Is this per minute?

Yessir.

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!
THinking aboutt it for an hour that price compare favorably to the price I got conned into paying for a 3 song laptdance here. 2 women mind you but I went in with a discount card given to me by a friend and neither I nor him read the fine print regarding "before 10PM". It was still a good time, it was actually 2 women so it was all good fun.

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

Scald posted:

THinking aboutt it for an hour that price compare favorably to the price I got conned into paying for a 3 song laptdance here. 2 women mind you but I went in with a discount card given to me by a friend and neither I nor him read the fine print regarding "before 10PM". It was still a good time, it was actually 2 women so it was all good fun.

Well when you have more than one person dancing for you, both of them have to get paid so yeah it's double (triple, whatever). I don't like doing doubles because I find them awkward and would rather just make all the money for myself. Sometimes they can be fun but they normally just end up being shop talk and sex shows.

Aggressive pricing
Feb 25, 2008

drat, I'm in the wrong line of work. How long does the average cam show last?

luscious posted:

At the club an hourly rate is up to me and is decided upon before the hour begins if they want to do an hour.

How often do people go for a full hour?

What's the most money you've seen someone spend at the club?



luscious posted:

I seriously need a livein caregiver who will cook / clean / do errands for me. I'll pay, I promise :(

If you're looking in Ottawa, I have a master bedroom attached bath that just came up for rent, and that's pretty much the exact deal I had with my last roommate. Though, it was laziness and incompetence* that kept him from helping out. Also, introvert roommates are the best roommates.


*one time he tried to clean the tub with sandpaper, boggles the mind.

Very Nice Eraser
May 28, 2011
Do you ever find yourself sexually excited while working? Or is it strictly a job?

Do strip clubs offer benefits like insurance? Or are you essentially an independent contractor renting floor space from the club?

Any funny stories about wacky patrons?

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

Aggressive pricing posted:

drat, I'm in the wrong line of work. How long does the average cam show last?

I honestly can't offer you an average time because it would require a lot of weird calculations and also because it would end up being something like 5 minutes which is off due to a number of guys "peeping". The site doesnt charge guys until they are in the show for 30+ seconds so a lot of guys decide to pop in for the free show. My favourite is when a show lasts like 33 seconds...

quote:

How often do people go for a full hour?

It really depends.

quote:

What's the most money you've seen someone spend at the club?

There's a guy who comes in who is super annoying and also fairly rich. He's the kind of rich guy who likes to flaunt his money and have everyone stroke his ego. At first he would spend money on me but then he kinda stopped spending on the girls so we all stopped paying attention to him. He will still buy girls drinks and at one point he spent a couple grand to get some really expensive bottle of alcohol brought in. Shots were around 250$ and he would make a big point of buying you a shot. I think that he was spending about 20k/month at the club. My boss loved him and tried to promo the guy's business. Eventually he stopped coming in every night. People just started to realize that he wasn't going to spend the way that he used to so why bother with him at all? He told me that he took a bunch of his friends to Niagara for a business meeting and spent about 11k in a club there.

Relatively speaking, I have a customer who always spends 1k on me, and have another customer who I just got who spends just shy of that on me when I see him.

quote:

If you're looking in Ottawa, I have a master bedroom attached bath that just came up for rent, and that's pretty much the exact deal I had with my last roommate. Though, it was laziness and incompetence* that kept him from helping out. Also, introvert roommates are the best roommates.


*one time he tried to clean the tub with sandpaper, boggles the mind.

Ok deal. I think that aside from my special needs I'm a sweet roommate. Unless I'm camming. Then you have sex toys being delivered to your house daily and porno noises coming from a room in the house (I can't work in my bedroom for sleep hygiene reasons). I do have a lot of sweet appliances and I impulse buy things very frequently. There were a few times that I bought things when I was camming under the influence. Like binoculars. I thought that maybe I could see work from my balcony and decided that I had to spend 150$ on binoculars - regular ones weren't good enough.

Also: Pho.


Very Nice Eraser posted:

Do you ever find yourself sexually excited while working? Or is it strictly a job?

Very rarely. I'm not quite sure what your question is implying... like what would it be other than STRICTLY a job? An outlet for excess sexual energy?

quote:

Do strip clubs offer benefits like insurance? Or are you essentially an independent contractor renting floor space from the club?

I get nothing from the workplace. All that they care about is getting money from us. They will likely never give anything back.

quote:

Any funny stories about wacky patrons?

I will share something later but I just woke up and creativity is lagging. I was called "tiresome" by this guy who I actually thought DID find me tiresome so I hosed off and left him alone until he asked me to "not be a stranger". He told this to my best friend who stays with me and who I share everything with / vice versa. Dick.

Very Nice Eraser
May 28, 2011

luscious posted:

Very rarely. I'm not quite sure what your question is implying... like what would it be other than STRICTLY a job? An outlet for excess sexual energy?

Nah, I was more thinking about actors who act intimately for a film and later start a relationship. Since your job involves pretending to be turned on, I was curious if it ever becomes real. (Male strippers must have it tough - can't fake an erection!)

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

Very Nice Eraser posted:

Nah, I was more thinking about actors who act intimately for a film and later start a relationship. Since your job involves pretending to be turned on, I was curious if it ever becomes real. (Male strippers must have it tough - can't fake an erection!)

Cock rings are used for just this reason.

It does happen... I met my last boyfriend in the stripclub and have met other people that I would date. Clubs are filled with ordinary people. It does sometimes become real but pretty rarely. It ends up getting a bit complicated too, since most people I'm attracted to are from out of town and I can't show up at hotels and I don't want to bring someone to my apartment. That's how I ended up not having sex for 6 months.

Aggressive pricing
Feb 25, 2008

luscious posted:


Ok deal. I think that aside from my special needs I'm a sweet roommate. Unless I'm camming. Then you have sex toys being delivered to your house daily and porno noises coming from a room in the house (I can't work in my bedroom for sleep hygiene reasons). I do have a lot of sweet appliances and I impulse buy things very frequently. There were a few times that I bought things when I was camming under the influence. Like binoculars. I thought that maybe I could see work from my balcony and decided that I had to spend 150$ on binoculars - regular ones weren't good enough.

Also: Pho.

Unfortunately, the only room that's free is the bedroom, and while I'd find camming in the living room hilarious, it would be more than a little awkward at times. If you want more info on the place email me at insertprotagonist at gmail.com.

luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.

Aggressive pricing posted:

Unfortunately, the only room that's free is the bedroom, and while I'd find camming in the living room hilarious, it would be more than a little awkward at times. If you want more info on the place email me at insertprotagonist at gmail.com.

I briefly considered relocating to Ottawa. One of my coworkers insists that the best Pho is really close to where she lives.

I actually require privacy to cam. For a while I got worried that the people sharing a wall with me were listening and got really paranoid and had to go offline :/

Speaking of all this:

During my last camming spree I was doing all my shopping online. I order my sex toys from a website called pinkcherry where I browsed the sale side daily. One day I came across an uncircumcised dildo and a piece of sex furniture called a Bon Bon that holds dildos in place so you can ride them or whatever. I ordered the two things together and patiently awaited delivery.

After waiting for over a week, I checked the delivery status to see that it was listed as being delivered days ago. The website offers free expediated delivery so my curiosity was legitimate. Delivered? Why didn't I have my package? Well. Since I work nights and live in an apartment building I had set up a system with the post officer where he would leave my packages in the lobby of the building. I came to the realization that someone had stolen my toys. I then went through more outstanding package tracking and found that I also had other outstanding packages including ProActive, MAC lipsticks, and stripper outfits. Okay.

Eventually I realized that it was the woman who they recently kicked out. My post officer and I are back to the whole "leaving parcels in lobby" but I'm really freaked out about what happened to that uncut dick. I reordered the two things and have to say that I have never used the uncut dildo. It smelled weird - too much like plastic. My favourite line of dildos remains the Doc Johnson cyberskin ones. They arrive smelling like cupcakes... they will melt all weird if they are left in contact with each other though :gonk:

luscious fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Sep 2, 2013

Aggressive pricing
Feb 25, 2008

luscious posted:

I actually require privacy to cam. For a while I got worried that the people sharing a wall with me were listening and got really paranoid and had to go offline :/

Makes sense, both the privacy and not wanting to use your sleeping bed for this sort of thing. And yes, there are some great pho places in Ottawa.

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They arrive smelling like cupcakes... they will melt all weird if they are left in contact with each other though :gonk:

It's only a matter of time until someone makes a melted dildo statue of a dildo. And it will smell like cupcakes.

Very Nice Eraser
May 28, 2011
What is 'pho' - did I miss it?

Edit: The question of using a goon's living room for camming made me imagine you online with a customer as a stereotypical neckbeard in boxers holding a turkey leg slowly wanders through the background of the scene. Hot!

Very Nice Eraser fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Sep 2, 2013

Aggressive pricing
Feb 25, 2008

Very Nice Eraser posted:

What is 'pho' - did I miss it?

Vietnamese soup, it's incredibly good. And possibly a hint about the identity of the friend, if she's Vietnamese and has a tattoo of a snake on her right upper arm, then I know her*.


quote:

Edit: The question of using a goon's living room for camming made me imagine you online with a customer as a stereotypical neckbeard in boxers holding a turkey leg slowly wanders through the background of the scene. Hot!

I know it would be great, turkey leg in one hand, gravy boat in the other. Just staring.

*E: and not in a creepy way, we went to school together

Aggressive pricing fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Sep 2, 2013

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luscious
Mar 8, 2005

Who can find a virtuous woman,
For her price is far above rubies.
My pho references are purely food related - no clues to who is who. I only know one Vietnamese girl and haven't seen her in ages.

Very Nice Eraser posted:

Edit: The question of using a goon's living room for camming made me imagine you online with a customer as a stereotypical neckbeard in boxers holding a turkey leg slowly wanders through the background of the scene. Hot!

Aggressive picker" posted:

I know it would be great, turkey leg in one hand, gravy boat in the other. Just staring.

I'd record and sell this as a clip. Someone would like it... maybe someone who wanted to be humiliated and liked the idea of being watched, or someone who was into the idea of knowing that a goon could share a room with me but not said customer.

Does that make sense?

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