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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
That last RG3 touchdown instantly changed my first Fantasy Football week (not kk league) from being a glorious victory to a loss just like that :(

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

smertrioslol posted:

Your defense has probably been a complete clusterfuck because half of it can't stay out of jail :laugh:

edit: lower convict rate than the Lions at least!

Suh is an embarrassment to Portlanders everywhere.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Not a Jets fan, but I hope Brady eats poo poo today.

E:

Booblord Zagats posted:

I just want him to murder Christian Ponder and Tebow on the field in some seriously grotesque way

You're implying Tebow will ever play again in any capacity other than maybe a backup QB.

USMC503 fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Sep 12, 2013

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Pretty sure the Pats won me this weeks ff game in my other league (I have NE's defense and my opponent has Brady/Ridley

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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SEC fans, and Bama fans in particular, are the most annoying people.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

You shut your whore mouth.

Better than being a Cowboys fan.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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~America's Team~

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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I unironically am kicking myself for not picking up Eli for this week in my other league now that Bradford played like a steaming pile of goat feces.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

lol look at this idiot that has Bradford on his team

Bradford has beat or met his projections in every game before this one. :(

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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GD_American posted:

Who Dat motherfuckers

I saw one of their preseason games (never seen a pro football game before). Was pretty legit even if it was only preseason.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Green Bay played like crap. Good thing Detroit was even worse.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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gleep gloop posted:

gently caress

This.

Also hopefully the other people in my league aren't paying attention and will trade me a good WR for him.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Oh God please someone not realize Julio Jones is a broke dick and accept my trade before Yahoo marks him as being IR :smithicide:

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

what the gently caress is going on here this is so confusing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5BFaykcxGg&t=58s

What. Why did they... huh???

:psyboom:

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Took first in kk league. Suck it.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

Lol Randall Cobb is out for 6-8 weeks. Owned retard.

Implying losing him will be a big issue.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

their uniform changes like literally every week

He said Oregon State, not Oregon.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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loving seattle just hosed me out of winning my fantasy game in my other league. Why couldn't they kick one measly field goal? Why?

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Cole posted:

Why are you such an rear end in a top hat to everyone in the sports thread :mad:

He's just mad cuz I'm murdering everybody in the kk fantasy league.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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You guys remember when the Bucs were good? Me neither.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Wait, the worst is still when Trent Dilfer got a ring. I bet thats why Dan Marino turned down moving to ESPN, having to look at that loving thing and hear that poo poo stain referred to as a Super Bowl caliber QB

Also Eli Manning

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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gleep gloop posted:

I'm going to lose this week in KK league. Too many byes.

Yeah you could have grabbed Boykins off of waivers :v

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

grab up jarrett boykin and greg olsen, i don't want this to be the one week that usmc's team under performs but he still wins yet again cause you're dumb and played dudes on bye >:[

His only salvation at this point might be because Dalton sucked the big one this week.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

genderstomper58 posted:

hope fsu beats that rear end tbh

also mostly hoping that oregon and ohio state dont sneak into the championship bc gently caress

Lol you people. Just wait til Oregon smashes Stanford.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Aaron Rodgers :froggonk:

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

I really hope Jameis Winston is a rapist. Mostly because gently caress Florida State.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Congrats Vic, you're actually going to beat me this week.

Too bad I still am in first.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Goonicus posted:

Double post.



Lol. If the truck hit an IED before even getting to the stadium this gif would be far more accurate.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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The Cowboys success is a direct correlation to America's success!!! :tinfoil:

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Fuccckkkkk yooouuuu Jamaal Charles.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Congrats on winning the league vOv

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Someone is a little mad.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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My disclaimer: I give zero fucks about either team, I just find the tears funny/delicious.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Gay football player will be the left's version of Tebow.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Godholio posted:

Two bombs wasn't enough.

:drat:

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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gleep gloop posted:

gently caress you, also sick opinion you share with meowlins

Welp I like baseball now.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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genderstomper58 posted:

any of you baseball weirdos ever been to PNC park? gonna go to pirates vs cardinals and was wondering if there's anything i should know :shobon: (except to kill myself pls dont tell me that its rude)

Truth hurts.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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genderstomper58 posted:

2 clarify the union WORKERS were p cool and decent but the whole working with union ppl thing was fucken infuriating as poo poo esp with their mandatory breaks and not being able to do anything outside of their Trade or w/e

i dont blame it on the workers or anything but man the fuckin organization as a whole was poo poo x 100

There is always the quintessential piece of poo poo union worker though that should get fired nearly ever day and yet, can't be because of the union. I've never encountered someone being able to leave the work place in the middle of the day suddenly and for no apparent reason and they didn't get fired... except for when there is a union involved. There is this chick that did that plus other things I know and has yet to get fired, even though literally everyone at her work place wants to get rid of her.

e: I'm legit surprised Mark Cuban isn't on that list. I mean he's an evil douche raping people's small businesses on Shark Tank!

USMC503 fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Apr 27, 2014

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Never cared much for basketball, but this Clippers team seems like a mighty fine team.

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