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mr.capps posted:I want a scene where Running Man runs through poisonous really really fast to save Ocelot who then says "You are pretty good" and it just gets into Running Man's head "man I know running is my shtick, but maybe running in a room fulled of poisonous gas should be my thing" We also need to know why running is his shtick. What is Running Man running from? What could be so horrifying that you must literally spend your whole life in constant movement to get away from it? We need Werner Herzog to solve this mystery. Raxivace fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Raxivace posted:We also need to know why running is his shtick. What is Running Man running from? What could be so horrifying that you must literally spend your whole life in constant movement to get away from it? A severe case of restless leg syndrome.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 07:00 |
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Raxivace posted:We also need to know why running is his shtick. What is Running Man running from? What could be so horrifying that you must literally spend your whole life in constant movement to get away from it? Imagine Werner Herzog voicing a MGS villain.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 10:18 |
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Sprat Sandwich posted:Imagine Werner Herzog voicing a MGS villain. Now I want the MGS games to be released on PC so there can be a mod that replaces the save conversations with Werner Herzog quotes "I see you've caught a Red Avadavat. The birds here are in misery. They don't sing, they just scream in pain"
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 12:02 |
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Raxivace posted:We also need to know why running is his shtick. What is Running Man running from? What could be so horrifying that you must literally spend your whole life in constant movement to get away from it? Well, all of Zanzibarland is one big game show, you see, and Running Man is its star player...
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 12:54 |
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I keep thinking I've squeezed every drop out of GZ, then spent 2 nights on Eliminate The Renegade Threat on Hard getting my no weapons time to 1:50 and my no kills time to 2:10. Not looking forward to stealth, no kills
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 16:19 |
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A huge tip: You can't be noticed by enemies who are coughing from smoke, generally speaking. It's possible to smoke grenade the one target and both his buddies and then CQC-chain all of them and abscond with the target. Actually the thing most likely to spot you is the guard in the tower nearby, the actual escort guys are chumps.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 16:28 |
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So was this thing mentioned here beofore or... If not, here's the japanese audio drama about the famous Snake vs Kaz naked fistfight
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:25 |
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Really stoked that Ground Zeroes got a price drop to $20. I'm getting a PS4 around Black Friday/Cyber Monday, and it's nice that I won't have the sticker shock most people had at launch.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 00:13 |
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Counting down the days till GZ comes out on PC. Anyone else here that hasn't played GZ yet and is waiting for the Steam release?
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:15 |
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Cosmos posted:Counting down the days till GZ comes out on PC. Anyone else here that hasn't played GZ yet and is waiting for the Steam release? I played it on PS3 but I am awaiting the PC release for two main reasons: 1) smoother gameplay and clear graphics and 2) owning the poo poo out of the Intel Operative mission by using the mouse to aim.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:25 |
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Cosmos posted:Counting down the days till GZ comes out on PC. Anyone else here that hasn't played GZ yet and is waiting for the Steam release? Same here. I also have this delusion that Konami will release HD Collection on Steam some time. And I feel stupid because I've seen the Zero Punctuation review lately and the guy spoiled pretty much all the twists in the game.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 08:19 |
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If I could get 2/3 and Peace Walker on PC I'd buy them all day one
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 09:11 |
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Terminally Bored posted:Same here. I also have this delusion that Konami will release HD Collection on Steam some time. And I feel stupid because I've seen the Zero Punctuation review lately and the guy spoiled pretty much all the twists in the game. I don't think that is much of a delusion. At this point, especially if GZ sells well, there may be a serious chance of something like the HD collection popping up on Steam even before TPP is released. MGS4/Legacy collection may even be a possibility if nothing else happens before TPP. Regardless, I am super pumped for GZ on PC. I didn't bother with it on PS3, lower framerates tend to give me migraines. Figured I'd at least wait for TPP before paying too much attention, but since both have been announced for release on Steam and I couldn't be more happy. Pulled out the HD collection and have been running through Sons of Liberty a bunch. Going to do a MGS3+Peace Walker story marathon over Thanksgiving to maybe hype up a friend, and hopefully in the long run we'll be invading one another's base sometime next year.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 09:29 |
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People in the Year of Our Lord 2014 still watch Zero Punctuation? That's surprising.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 10:16 |
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I know. His point on MGS4 sexism was pretty funny and true, though. That game's such a loving mess.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 11:59 |
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I could talk for a long time about how the Battle Beauty bossfights and their treatment as far as backstory is concerned is clearly meant as self parody and is the logical conclusion of the treatment of the boss fight characters between 1-2-3-4 but instead I'm going to say that the stupid videogame review man is dumber than me and I love to make the sexy octopus and friends strut around.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 12:36 |
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Isn't it just much easier to disregard MGS4 entirely and pretend the Plant section of MGS2 is nothing but VR?
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 12:57 |
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Kiggles posted:Isn't it just much easier to disregard MGS4 entirely and pretend the Plant section of MGS2 is nothing but VR? It's VR all the way down mate.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 13:25 |
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Holographic Universe. Kojima has been playing us from the beginning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThutNUSMDfY
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 13:40 |
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Which of the MGS games is the easiest to 100%? MGS3?
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:16 |
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Terminally Bored posted:Which of the MGS games is the easiest to 100%? MGS3? If by 100% you mean "do everything in the game," the PS1 version of the original for sure. No dogtags, no collectable camos, only a couple of unlockable items, the ghost pictures are like the only thing you'd have to go out of your way to get. It's also really short if you're rushing through with stealth camo.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:20 |
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I meant trophies. Didn't even think of the original. I've beaten it twice or thrice but don't know what ghost pictures are. And can you change your camo in MGS?
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:38 |
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Terminally Bored posted:I meant trophies. Didn't even think of the original. I've beaten it twice or thrice but don't know what ghost pictures are. And can you change your camo in MGS? it's possible to get the MGS3 Platinum in one run. I did it. It can be frustrating at the end though since getting all the kerotans while also not killing anyone is difficult and takes a lot of reloading saves during the end chase sequence. Also a guide because you're likely not going to find those on your own without knowing where to look on your first run.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:58 |
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And on the other hand, you have to beat MGS2 on every difficulty to get 100% of the dog tags, I can't imagine anyone actually has done this.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 17:00 |
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One magical summer in my youth I did a no kill / no alert / all kerotans / all animals and plants eaten / both tsuchinokos (one eaten, one finished with) / non-removal of tracker for hidden waterfall scene all on Extreme. I love MGS3
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 17:06 |
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Comic posted:it's possible to get the MGS3 Platinum in one run. I did it. It can be frustrating at the end though since getting all the kerotans while also not killing anyone is difficult and takes a lot of reloading saves during the end chase sequence. Also a guide because you're likely not going to find those on your own without knowing where to look on your first run. How in the bluest of all fucks do you get those kerotans in the bike chase near the end? I wasn't even going for them and I saw one at like a roadblock on the mountain trail part and I don't see how you can hit that one. I am absolutely horrible at aiming in any of the games before MGS4 though, so that may have something to do with it. I'm on MGS4 now in my playthrough of the series and I still really love that game. The first time I played it, I wasn't really into MGS and had no idea what was really going on as I had only played 2 and 3 (and that had been years and years before) but now having played them all and so recently, the story actually makes sense. I mean, it's still convoluted as all hell, but I'm actually following it a lot better now.
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Quasipox posted:How in the bluest of all fucks do you get those kerotans in the bike chase near the end? I wasn't even going for them and I saw one at like a roadblock on the mountain trail part and I don't see how you can hit that one. I am absolutely horrible at aiming in any of the games before MGS4 though, so that may have something to do with it. That one isn't even the hardest. If you're not trying for all trophies in one run you can use a rocket launcher, otherwise you have to use a sniper as you're coming in on it. The ones in the airstrip are way worse. Basically I had to rapid fire it and hope I hit them, and if I didn't, immediately reload. Luckily you can typically hear the ribbits if you hit it, if you don't notice the animation itself.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 18:14 |
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Kiggles posted:Isn't it just much easier to disregard MGS4 entirely and pretend the Plant section of MGS2 is nothing but VR? Yeah, that's super easy if you want to do something really stupid
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Terminally Bored posted:I know. His point on MGS4 sexism was pretty funny and true, though. That game's such a loving mess. I know Games slowly did an about-face on Zero Punctuation, but I find myself agreeing with most of his criticisms, especially when it came to the MGS4 review. I know being overly negative or nit-picky is part of his schtick, but at least it's better than IGN or whatever fawning over a game (http://www.ign.com/articles/2010/02/12/falling-in-love-with-an-idea?page=2 ) or giving it an inflated score. His criticisms usually aren't unfounded from what I've seen.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 20:36 |
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If I recall, his big stinger toward MGS4 was "MGS has always been badly written", which is really just a gigantic "Duh", so I didn't really care much about what he had to say about the game. I don't really think MGS4 is badly written in the same way the other games are though. It's bad without really being funny at all, so it's just long and boring garbage.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 20:39 |
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That's a pretty good way to put it. Writing in MGS and MGS3 had a lot of cheese but it was really endearing whereas 2 and 4 just go on and on like a wiki page. Re: female characters in MGS4: I don't remember anything about the four beauties apart from the fact that one could fly and one had Doctor Octopus tentacles and at the end they jumped out of their suit completely wet and posed for pictures. That's simply bad writing.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 21:16 |
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I got everything in MGS2 and MGS4 (before they had trophy support). 4 is probably the 'easiest' of all of them to get 100%, in my opinion. The 3DS version of Snake Eater might also be easier with the addition of crouch-walking, but I'm not sure. All I remember about 100%-ing MGS2 is fighting something like 25 MG Rays while only being able to survive one or two hits. It's the only part in the game where you get a ration on that difficulty.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 21:54 |
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Euro Extreme torture scene
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 21:59 |
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I heard that the original plan was for the Beauty and the Beast squad to be naked under their armor. I understand why that was changed, but I think it would have made people less likely to misunderstand them. The latex suit is too much of a fetish thing.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:52 |
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As defenseless woman murder simulators go I reckon it would be tough to come up with a package more complete than MGS4.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 04:16 |
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Terminally Bored posted:Re: female characters in MGS4: I don't remember anything about the four beauties apart from the fact that one could fly and one had Doctor Octopus tentacles and at the end they jumped out of their suit completely wet and posed for pictures. That's simply bad writing. I remember nothing other than (war) orphans picked up young for easy indoctrination into totally being on the right side of orphan-making. And nanomachines.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 04:33 |
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The reason you don't remember anything about them is because literally the only time they are ever even mentioned outside of your fight with them is when Drebin tells you their life story after you kill them. The game ALMOST pretends they don't even exist outside their fights except for Mantis.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 06:36 |
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Full Battle Rattle posted:As defenseless woman murder simulators go I reckon it would be tough to come up with a package more complete than MGS4. Yeah they're totally defenseless as they fly around in giant Hawk armors shooting Napalm at you
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 06:43 |
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I felt a lot of compassion for these helpless virtual women in prime physical condition as they donned cutting edge combat suits to fight an old man dying of super cancer
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 06:51 |