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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*



Welcome to the return of the TvTropes thread!

:tvtropes:THE RULES:tvtropes:
1) Look but don't touch.
Anyone that posts in this thread will not post on TvTropes. Anyone that posts here will not change TvTropes in any way. Anyone that posts here will not attempt to troll TvTropes. They generate enough stupidity for us all.
2) If you used to be/are a troper DO NOT TELL US ABOUT IT.
No one cares. No one cares how much of a good idea TvTropes is. No one cares how good it used to be. We don't care if you were/are "one of the good ones." If are a troper, don't try to "befriend the goons" to try to get us to stop making fun of you. Join SA if you want, just don't make this a huge ex-troper circlejerk.
3) POST GOOD GODDAMNIT.
The last thread had some hardcore shitposting. This was one of the reasons it was shutdown. Don't do this, I do not want this thread to be shut down. In other words, put some effort into your posting.
4) NO DRAMA JESUS CHRIST.
Do you remember the last thread? I do. You know why that thread was shut down? Because of stupid drama caused by people calling out each other and doing things that aren't making fun of internet weirdos in humorous ways.
5) Don't try to psychoanalyze tropers.
These posts are boring. No one cares about how you learned what the Dunning-Kruger effect is in Intro to Psych. There is a perfectly good psychology thread is SAL you can post in for that.

A Public Service Announcement from Backyard Blacksmith:

Backyard Blacksmith posted:

The mods and admins are going to be watching the thread for any drama and busting extra hard for it.

What is this?
TvTropes is a website founded by a guy named Fast Eddie from the death of a Joss Whedon fanpage. It exists to chronicle recurrent themes or tropes in things, originally just TV shows, but has spread out into all forms of media and beyond. These tropes can be anything from a character archetype to a common plot twist, anything really. Tropers (that's what TvTropes aficionados call themselves) believe that by studying, analyzing and cataloguing these tropes, they can make better fiction.

Related to this is the fact that TvTropes has forums. On these forums, people debate the merits of these tropes as well as other things that are commonly talked about on message boards. The main draw to these forums is the criticism board where art made by tropers can be critiqued by other tropers in an attempt to make everyone's fiction better.

That seems pretty fun and harmless, though.
Except that this is the internet. Nothing good exists here.

This is what TvTropes wants to be. In reality, it's really horrible.

First problem is that of the wiki's motto, "there is no such thing as notability." This means that all works of art are considered to be equal to all others. This also means that all edits to the wiki pages are completely anonymous. You can say anything you want and no one will ever call you out on it. Because of this, certain things get pounded over and over again. Articles that proclaim to be about analysis are actually lists of stuff that happens in a thing you like. Also, because this is the internet, there are massive pages about all kinds of anime (K-ON! and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan are incredibly huge) the My Little Pony page is longer than War and Peace, and little to nothing of anything else. Except fan-fictions and fan produced porn, but we'll get to that later.

Second problem is that tropes are actually really bad for writers. Instead of learning why these tropes appear so much, the tropers just write that they occurred. If you've ever written a literature paper in your life, you know that this doesn't actually accomplish anything besides getting an F. Because there are no English teachers there, all we get are people that want to write things based on tropes. This never works out, because surprise, if you set out to write the hackiest poo poo in existence, you get really hacky poo poo and nothing more.

The final problem is that of the people. Fast Eddie believes that the only real type of criticism is that which pushes the work forward. Fair enough, but what this actually means is that you cannot say bad things about anything at any time. This means that absolute garbage gets treated like The Sound and the Fury. TvTropes is a place where young writers go to get a sloppy blowjob that lasts so long they starve to death. Because no one is ever criticized, this means you can say anything. Once again, this is the internet, so this is rape apologia, fascism, sexism, racism, pedophilia, and other assorted things you don't like. And you cannot call them out for being shitheads for fear of being banned.

Shouldn't they do something about this?
Well, they have. Fast Eddie who apparently didn't know that his forums were full of pedophiles announced that all pedophilia would be banned from the wiki. This led to a long and very stupid argument about what is actually pedophilia and how dare you judge my need to gently caress little girls. :reddit:

Coupled with this is Fast Eddie's incredible paranoia. He honestly believed that there were a secret cabal of goons that were trying to destroy him and his website, and started banning people that he thought were goon agents. This is completely true. To this day, if you are a known Something Awful poster on TvTropes, Fast Eddie will personally ban you. Which isn't hard to get around because TvTropes is the worst designed website on the planet. You can just make a new account and no one will ever know its you.

TvTropes is the horrible incarnation of the worst of the internet, a perfect target for goon mocking.

Highlights of Past Threads
This Troper-dramatic readings of an old part of the website where you could write about examples of tropes in everyday life. Does not exist for how creepy it was. You can get the raw version of this here.


Anime Breast Chart by Raso

Rottweiler posted:

No one has explained what good it tends toward. With intercourse, we can see that the telos of eros is babies. Indeed, the science of biology even defines an organism's success by how many grandchildren it has.
Homosexual activism completely ignores the question of what this behavior tends toward (telos) in favor of insisting that it's equal to heterosexual behavior. Well no, they're demonstrably different.

Savage Heathen posted:

Ages of consent should never be higher than the typical age teens start having sex on their own volition. If a large portion of them are sexually active out of their own free will, it's safe to assume that they can, and in fact do, give consent.
Anything higher than 15 is absurd puritanism.

Ramidel posted:

Finally, I consider genocide, as opposed to culturcide, to be a last resort; as I said, I would prefer finishing the job of civilizing the region. (Yes, I did unironically advocate the White Man's Burden there.)

Hidden Faced Matt posted:

In this case, the very existence of false rape accusations in the first place are why determining whether a given rape occurred or not is uncertain, apart from the damage it does to the lives of the falsely accused. It is not only part of why so many non-rapists' lives are ruined, it is also part of why so many rapists go free. It should carry penalties comparable to those of rape itself.

Took A Level in Badass posted:

This troper took a few levels when, after years of being a Woobie so pitiful Shinji would say what the heck is wrong with you, I had enough of a girl I liked always going for this tall, blond guy. When they were talking right in front of me in the street and holding arms and talking and all that, I said, "Shut. The. Hell. Up." The boy looks around and walks over, trying to look menacing. Martial arts studies come in. I take a punch to the forehead and then slide under and punch him in the stomach, he goes backwards and I land another one to his face. I then go berserk and full body tackle him. He managed to crawl away, and say, "That kid...is inhuman!" Another level was taken when I knocked a knife out of Joseph Stubb's hand

Jerk With a Heart of Gold posted:

This troper views himself as cynical Jerkass who acts nice for his owns reasons. He sees himself and has been described as very cold, secretive and aloof, and is rather snarky and abrasive to people he doesn't know or like. However, everyone around him describes him as very kind, compassionate, articulate, and a generally stand up human being who they're glad to know. Even his deceased (and beloved..)girlfriend, a diehard loudmouth Tsundere who generally got along with no one, consistently described him as a very nice and caring guy under the cold snarky exterior who doesn't give himself near enough credit. He has yet to convince them that he's really a bastard who forces himself to act nice, but is hopeful they'll come around one day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LcatLdYems

The source of idiocy, the forums, are found here

Tropers you should know
Those that control the show
Fast Eddie- The very old, very paranoid man that created TvTropes. Hid how old he was for a long time. Does most of the design for the site, even though it's horrible. Is in his late fifties and lives in the Bahamas, but still spends most of his time on TvTropes.


Madrugada-the middle-aged catlady yin to Eddie's yang. Is the main enforcer of the niceness policy.


Fighteer-The opposite of Madaruga. Sees everyone as a threat. A really big dick that during the last thread accused some people of being on Something Awful which eventually led to them being banned.

Best Of-An actual competent mod that has the huge task of moderating the OTC (On Topic Conversation) boards, where most horrible stuff is posted. Cannot hold by the tide of awfulness.

Willbyr-Wrote a haiku about Slipknot. That's all you need to know about them.

Friends and Enemies
BobbyG-A decent human being that quit the forums after all of the problems with pedophilia. Still shouldn't write poetry. Quit the forums.

Deboss-A lovely engineer that believes that things should be judged on how much money it makes. Believes that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is better than Shakespeare. Is a fascist. Currently works at Home Depot.

DrunkScriblerian-Mostly normal except that he believes that neither racism nor sexism exists. He's the guy with the fedora in the picture at the top of the thread. Has a girlfriend named DrunkGirlfriend that has the same problems as him.

Major Tom-Thinks that he knows everything about the military even though he washed out of basic. Is writing what can only be described as Gundam meets Starship Troopers except over 3000 pages. Once said that a katana was just as dangerous as a gun and believed that troops in the Middle East should be outfitted with them. A huge pedophile. Banned From OTC

DomaDoma-Defended white supremacists, believes that rape victims should have been more careful, and believes that businesses have a right to overt racism. A terrible person.

My God It's Full of Stars-Doma Doma with an added hatred of China.

Mr. AHR/Atticus Finch-Once said that a story where an 8-year-old was gang raped was just porn. Never Showers. Is dating Cakman. Treats him like poo poo.

Cakman-A mole person. In his own words: "I am an overweight asperger ridden teenager that has done nothing but ogle porn for my entire life." Won't shut up about AHR.


Barkey-A straight-up fascist that hates Latinos. Said that anyone that questions the police or military should be tried for treason.

Rottweiler-Imagine what a tumblr Social Justice Warrior believes a Republican to be. This is Rottweiler. He thinks that women are inferior to men, that sex without procreation is wrong (sorry gay people :(), and that anything made after 1960 (except My Little Pony) is bad. Is a pedophile and a cannibalism fetishist. Left TvTropes forever.

Shichibukai-A real life Nazi. Posted things directly from Stormfront. Was banned for it, but the people that agreed with him weren't. Banned for being a dick about racism

Signed-An open pedophile. Doesn't believe in age of consent laws. The only troper banned for pedophilia

MRDA 1981-“The pain of ‘date rape’ is probably no worse than a bad breakup.” Banned for being a dick about rape apologia

Lolacat- An underage girl that got banned for calling people hitting on her, even though she was underaged, creepy. Banned from TvTropes, thank God

Colonel McBadass-The aforementioned condom full of Crisco. Guy in the video. A pedophile that told Roland Jones that he would face him in one on one combat.

Chagen 46-My personal most hated troper. Is a pedophile and a diaper fetishist. Was made fun of by other tropers. An attention whore. His posts in the forums are so bad, they have to be read multiple times to get the full extent of how terrible he is. Banned for posting porn of an underage video game character without labeling it NSFW.

Previous thread is here.

REAL LIFE TROPER FICTION!!!
Anime Is The Tie That Binds Us, a reading of the troper novel Mills College Anime Club, with commentary by Namtab. The most homophobic pro-gay thing I have ever read in my life.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/79226017/...e-that-Binds-Us
Kindle Version: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11478073/An...0EDITION%29.pdf

The Problem With Poetry on TV Tropes with commentary by The Triumphant. Learn why BobbyG shouldn't write anymore!
http://www.scribd.com/doc/77204319/...try-on-TVTropes

Moby Goon and Other Works. A collection of troper mashup fiction.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/77226741/...d-Your-Own-Boat

The Telos of Eros is Reproduction by Fast Eddie. A Deboss/Rottweiler Slash fic. May God have mercy on our souls.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/79857863/The-Telos-of-Eros

He Has Amnesia, but Still Knows a Lot: KIKEN with commentary by Namtab. I've personally never read this one, but people tell me it's good. http://www.scribd.com/doc/105308598/He-Has-Amnesia-But-Knows-Everything-A-Lot-KIKEN

Smoking Crow fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Dec 28, 2013

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oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there
Once more unto the breach. Hopefully this time with less drama, we wouldn't want a repeat of the last times would we?

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
Why call it friends and enemies when every person who could be the former scuttled away during previous threads? :v:

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
The TVTropes threads were always amazing. Has anything actually happened there recently?

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

I tend to stay away from there unless a thread is going on. Anyway, get to posting! All you need's to find the forums and post terrible poo poo. Don't worry, it's always there.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
This Colonel McBadass video is essential watching (well, the first few seconds are) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LcatLdYems

Also, I'm surprised that this page is still up. How can anyone write so much about wearing an apron and nothing else?

quote:

Naked Apron
A trope in comedy, pornography and nearly any source of fanservice, Naked Apron is the practice of wearing an apron over a scantily clad or outright nude body.

The trope's popularity comes originally from the pin-ups American soldiers brought with them during World War II; a common motif were titillating shots of women in otherwise normal domestic situations, such as cooking or cleaning. These pinups were emulated by Japanese artists around the same time Manga began to develop as an art form in the years after the occupation of Japan (1945-1960). In Japan this trope is called "Hadaka Apron"

The appeal of the trope (outside of the obvious) is due to it allowing for the character to appear with modesty preserved from the front, but with a risqué surprise awaiting the viewer. In a somewhat meta sense it is just as frequently used as a surprise for the audience. Examples can be split between a character holding a perfectly casual conversation with another character who, upon turning around, reveals that they were in fact, nude; and the character being fully aware of it but the audience not seeing it until a certain panel — a Reveal Shot of a very revealing shot.

Frequently mixed with other such risqué Japanese tropes, such as bloomers and school swimsuits, or more generally, lingerie or a bikini (for when the character wants to pull this off, but is too modest). This trope is extremely popular amongst couples in Japan, as it is considered a traditional form of foreplay between newlyweds. As such, it comes up extremely often in anime and manga for Fanservice, especially in Harem Anime and Magical Girlfriend shows.

A traditional outfit of Ms. Fanservice and The Vamp when attempting to attract a more innocent target, or when attempting a more long term relationship. The Innocent Fanservice Girl also might end up dressed like this, because she doesn't understand you're supposed to wear something under an apron — in which case the viewer will have to explain it before any misunderstandings occur. The Shameless Fanservice Girl might choose to wear this, because it's technically required wear for cooking (splatters hurt), but has no qualms about how technically risqué the ensemble is.

All in all, a frequent source of nudity as comedy — often without actually showing any nudity!

Very similar in theory and practice to Theiss Titillation Theory; whereas Theiss's Titillation Theory states that the higher chance of a Wardrobe Malfunction causes an outfit to be sexier, a large portion of Hadaka Apron's appeal is the fact that it's a nude body that's "covered, but only technically", and any number of poses or gusts of wind would cause a Wardrobe Malfunction. The fact that almost all shots of Naked Apron are also examples of Vapor Wear (almost invariably due to Sideboob and "Sidehip" being shown) also adds to the Theiss Titillation Theory element.

Can also be worn by men, in which case it's usually played up either for laughs or for Ho Yay — sometimes both.

Compare and contrast Theiss Titillation Theory, Body Paint, Godiva Hair, Scenery Censor, Sideboob, Stripperiffic, Barely-There Swimwear, Toplessness From The Back, Vapor Wear.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NakedApron

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Especially since Fast Eddie said he would get rid of all porn tropes.

Another thing that apparently happened is that Tropers are no longer allowed to create threads about other forums. No more Fast Eddie freakout guys :(

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
Why does this exist?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/ThirtyYearsWar?from=Main.ThirtyYearsWar

Why does this exist?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EightyYearsWar

Seriously, I do not understand.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
You know, I'm not entirely sure why this thread exists. Hasn't pretty much all the ground been covered by now, especially if eddie isn't going to go bonkers again?

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

That's the thing, he hasn't gone bonkers because he hasn't had to deal with a new thread in almost a year. I think he'll lose his mind privately now that we're back. Also, there used to be a no pedophilia rule in place. We know how well they followed that rule.

Also,

New Geek Philosopher posted:

Don't even get me started on TPS, I feel like you Yanks across the ocean are infinitely more cultured than some of the louts I see at the bars I get dragged to by my friends who are about on my level I guess, but there's this eerie lack of respect for reading/literature that I don't like about Australian culture, or lack thereof. We probably won't get a real Australian culture until we get ourselves a Republic, and that lazy arse Queen gives us a Bill Of Rights.

Australia has no culture :qq:

Smoking Crow fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Sep 13, 2013

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Cool, a new thread where the people who are freaked out by Sonic Fanart make 1000 word psycho-analyses of internet nerds.

Jygallax
Oct 17, 2011

Every human being deserves respect. Even if if they are a little different.
Yay, I'm glad to see all these mock threads making a comeback. They were my favorite parts of SA back before most of them closed.

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




Forum games!

In which Tropers get to wank about their fedora apocalypse fantasies in the most generic way possible:




Conduct hilarious what-ifs involving their avatars:



Wait...what other thread?



Ah hmm yes the forum surely needs two active threads on this most important of topics.

And then the cuddlepile, where Tropers go to spend pages and pages pretending to do creepy infantile cuddling.




Ok let's skip ahead a few pages and see if anything more interesting has





Almost twelve loving thousand pages of *snuggleglomps softly*, spanning several years :psyduck:

Something about the cuddle thread makes my skin crawl.

Edit: Oh! And another equally pointless thread, the glomp thread, which consists of 19 pages of *Glomp!!!*.

TODD BONZALEZ fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Sep 13, 2013

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Marq Fja posted:

I'm writing a genderflipped composite version of the historical Vlad III Dracula and Bram Stoker's Count Dracula (drawing upon various incarnations of the character), modelled as an ersatz of Evangeline A.K. Mc Dowell from Magical Teacher Negima!, with influences from Arcueid Brunestud from Tsukihime, Moka Akashiya, Akasha Bloodriver and Alucard from Rosario + Vampire, Mina Tepes from Dance in the Vampire Bund, Alucard from Hellsing, and Dracula from Video Game/Castlevania; some elements of the vampire race in the story's setting also draw upon World of Darkness's vampires. I also admit that a certainKim Possible fanfic (itself based on a series of images) that put Shego in the shoes of Dracula (as both Vlad III and the Count) has considerable influence as well.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012
This promises to be a romp of hilarity and a productive use of everyone's time. Can't wait for the jokes about staring into the abyss and the ones about all anime fans being pedophiles.

Anatharon posted:

You know, I'm not entirely sure why this thread exists. Hasn't pretty much all the ground been covered by now, especially if eddie isn't going to go bonkers again?

TVTropes is pretty much dead and at this point people going there to find material we've already pretty much seen in some form are caring way too much about the site. Yup, it's a site largely about anime and there are some creeps on it. :shrug:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Jygallax
Oct 17, 2011

Every human being deserves respect. Even if if they are a little different.

Shoes for pidgeons posted:


And then the cuddlepile, where Tropers go to spend pages and pages pretending to do creepy infantile cuddling.




Ok let's skip ahead a few pages and see if anything more interesting has





Almost twelve loving thousand pages of *snuggleglomps softly* :psyduck:

Something about the cuddle thread makes my skin crawl.

Ah yes, the cuddlepile. That thing has been going on for-loving-ever. I remember years ago when I used to actually visit tvtropes I decided to check out the forums and see what they were like. this was one of the first threads stumbled into. never again.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Shoes for pidgeons posted:

cuddlepiles and glomping

A literal internet hugbox :haw:

Has anyone heard of Jabrosky lately? He was that one troper with a huge fetish for black women.

Edit for content:
Someone in the writing subforums is having trouble with his sci-fi story. What kind of trouble?

quote:

The ideas I hear sound amazingly cool, but I get bogged down in trying to figure out how they work.

quote:

I don't even know how a clock works; how am I going to come up with an in-universe explanation for a teleportation device? I'm gonna be spending the rest of my life reading up on how basic poo poo works before I can get anywhere!

quote:

quote:

Perhaps stick with one thing you do know.

People who sit on their rear end all day and surf the web, and who find even throwing trash in the trash can instead of the floor to be absolute slave labor. Got it.

quote:

You know who your protagonists will be,

Barely. I just have vaguest ideas: "this one's a little shy, this one's more outgoing, this one wears glasses, this one humps Anything That Moves…"

quote:

you know your setting,

Barely. All I know is "future-y, but not in space, and everyone's a furry".

quote:

you how you want this story to go.

I don't. I really, really don't know what I want from this.

quote:

Then pick one thing to study and learn as you work with what you already know.

That's the problem. I know jack squat.

TV Tropes Forums > Real-ish > World Building > future-y but not in space and everyone's a furry

Djeser fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Sep 13, 2013

Jygallax
Oct 17, 2011

Every human being deserves respect. Even if if they are a little different.

Djeser posted:

A literal internet hugbox :haw:

Has anyone heard of Jabrosky lately? He was that one troper with a huge fetish for black women.

I remember he bought a SA account a while back and made a few posts in the Creative Convention. People immediately recognized him and started making fun of him. I don't know what happened to him after that though.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I did some digging around and I found this, where he outlines a fairly generic fantasy idea but which surprisingly doesn't have any reference to jungles, dinosaurs, or black women, so maybe... :unsmith:

Jabrosky posted:

Some concept art for a new writing project of mine which rewrites the Robin Hood myth:

Robin Hood Reimagined

Maid Marian (Robin's love interest)





Nope he's still at it :smith:

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Djeser posted:

I did some digging around and I found this, where he outlines a fairly generic fantasy idea but which surprisingly doesn't have any reference to jungles, dinosaurs, or black women, so maybe... :unsmith:






Nope he's still at it :smith:

Ahahahaha, nope!

quote:

I want to add that this story is about a white guy traveling through his world's version of West Africa, so for me the Unfortunate Implications would come in if he doesn't come out of the ordeal with the beautiful African maiden on his arm.

Surprise, it's another story where a white dude goes to Africa and is rewarded for his quests with a black woman! :shepface:

Scorched Spitz
Dec 12, 2011

quote:

I want to add that this story is about a white guy traveling through his world's version of West Africa, so for me the Unfortunate Implications would come in if he doesn't come out of the ordeal with the beautiful African maiden on his arm.

The unfortunate implications for him. There's missing the point and then there's aiming the loli-themed bow in the complete opposite direction.

Scorched Spitz fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Sep 13, 2013

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I missed this thread, though I have to wonder if there's enough content to last any amount of time. Maybe some new shitheads will rise to the "challenge".

Anyway, Writers Block is, as it always was, absolutely useless for anyone that wants to do anything other than daydream about their awesome characters in their epic fiction that they'll totally write down one day you guys.

WashoutTom is still prattling about the awesome characters of Endless Conflict, his unreleased masterpiece*



Third post is someone asking

quote:

What if you don't want to give out the names of your characters?
As if someone is going to steal the names or something.

*Ahahahaha

Edit:
Here's the current Writers Block frontpage. None of these threads are more substantial than RPing as your totally cool Original Characters, putting your totally cool Original Characters in hypothetical situations and the thread classic, Favourite Lines From Your Own Writing AKA Wanking To A Mirror In Text.

Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Sep 13, 2013

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
At last. Lets see how long it takes us to sperg to page 400.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



Oh man, the TVTropes thread is back! I remember making some dumb "the telos of eros is you, baby" image for it, but it got lost when my old computer died.

The Nightmare Fuel page for Music remains the funniest thing I've ever seen on there. There's an extensive page about The Decemberists, for gently caress's sake. The Decemberists.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
I didn't even know that site had forums and now I wish I could remove that knowledge from my brain.

Never again, its like albinoblacksheep circa 2001, but worse in every way.

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
Oh, TVTropes Thread. I have missed you. I remember the Mills Anime Club discussion with Namtab, and the incomprehensible other story with the CRYSTAL DAWGS and time travel. There isn't much better than un-self-aware bad writing, except maybe the rest of the troper forums.
Do they still do that thumping stick thing where they make posts that they don't like vanish forever?

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Since it wasn't in the OP, here's Namtab's reading with commentary of KIKEN, some sort of anime-inspired bullshit troper fiction about an MMO that puts you into a coma or something. I say "Namtab's reading with commentary" rather than "a reading with Namtab's commentary" because I don't think anyone else was physically capable of reading it; the author knows how to turn even the simplest of sentences into an incomprehensible mess and force your eyes to just slide off the page.

From the opening paragraph posted:

He suffers fromchronic amnesia, but he knows everything. A lot.

Anais Nun
Apr 21, 2010

Improbable Lobster posted:

I missed this thread, though I have to wonder if there's enough content to last any amount of time. Maybe some new shitheads will rise to the "challenge".

Anyway, Writers Block is, as it always was, absolutely useless for anyone that wants to do anything other than daydream about their awesome characters in their epic fiction that they'll totally write down one day you guys.

WashoutTom is still prattling about the awesome characters of Endless Conflict, his unreleased masterpiece*

Holy poo poo. Is he still writing that thing?

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

I think ltd be a good idea to cut out anything involving individual tropers and just post funny stuff from the forums. Basically if there's not enough content to keep the thread from hitting the archives, it probably deserved to stay there. I've followed the past few threads and its all be pretty milquetoast so far :shrug:

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Anais Nun posted:

Holy poo poo. Is he still writing that thing?

I wanted to respond to this post with "did he ever start writing that thing?", but I forgot that Major Tom is one of the TVTropes dudes who actually managed to put words to his awful idea, just a lot of boring words that go nowhere. Sadly, by the relevant standards, that's achievement.

Not gonna lie, I kind of expect that the TVT mine has been played out, but I still have a deep love for these guys who really want to be Famous Writers! despite having no ideas that aren't ungainly chimeras of mediocre genre-fiction concepts and/or sexual fetishes. That "I want to write a sci-fi story about furries, and I have the basic concepts of which shallow tropes my characters will fulfill, but everything else about writing is TOO HARD YOU GUYS" dude is delightful. Why do so many people who don't like to write, read, or think all want to be writers so badly? How much of the urge is metaphorical masturbation, and how much of it is the literal sort?

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Psycho Frea X posted:

My disclaimer for a 40ish chapter: Psykofreac is not responsible for any brains that may explode as a result of reading this chapter. Proceed at your own caution.

Psycho Frea X posted:

Well a trick used in the chapter is what I consider to be at marvelous level, as in better than genius. It's up there with one of my most proud ideas.

Psycho Frea X posted:

Well I have compared it to other works, particularly ones applying Strategies Galore and I don't think any character ever did more than one thing that could compete with it. In fact, I think Charlie's use of Cake Cutting Algorithm would be the only non-japanese competition.

This guy got called out for being excessively self-congratulatory and not actually being as clever as he thought he was by a thread called "Favorite lines from your own writing" comprised exclusively of people congratulating themselves on what they're sure is their own wit.

Scorched Spitz
Dec 12, 2011
Nevermind.

Scorched Spitz fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Sep 13, 2013

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Friends Are Evil posted:

Oh man, the TVTropes thread is back! I remember making some dumb "the telos of eros is you, baby" image for it, but it got lost when my old computer died.

The Nightmare Fuel page for Music remains the funniest thing I've ever seen on there. There's an extensive page about The Decemberists, for gently caress's sake. The Decemberists.

I love how most of these are actually good bands/artists. I guess music with any emotional depth is horrifying.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Scorched Spitz posted:

It's been brought up in the past threads, but what I can gather is that these people see writing as a completely solitary means of expression that doesn't require the budget for whatever nerdwankery they're into or the talent to do anything else. They suck at art and learning how to draw anything that isn't faux-anime bullshit takes time, so they can't do a comic despite that being half of what they know. Programming takes a shitton of effort to make the most rudimentary Asteroids clone, so making a game's completely out of the question even though that's the other half. So they write, encouraged by the A's their English teachers gave their lovely fiction for being grammatically correct.

Thank you for the insight, Dr. Acula, Psy.D

In the mean time, please read through this thread.

It is, in its entirety (all 7000 pages and 175,000 posts), the act of shipping Tropers with other Tropers. In fake, imaginary relationships. Mostly thinking about how they gently caress.

Which leads to the Troper Dating Service

They're turning TVT into OKC.

And it is hilarious

For starters, hit Ctrl-F, type in "Male", and select "highlight all"

Now scroll down

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'



This is Trope-tan, their mascot (or "Anthropomorphic Moe Personification"). She has a long page filled with such important facts against her as "Her favorite dance is the Caramelldansen." It also includes fanfiction of her, fanart (most of which is somehow worse than the original image), a Maid RPG statblock for her, and a list of what her attacks would totally look like if she were in Super Smash Bros.



It is an art :downs:

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



death .cab for qt posted:


And it is hilarious

The very first entry is a 13-year-old girl.


This won't end well.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Glasgow Kiss posted:

I love how most of these are actually good bands/artists. I guess music with any emotional depth is horrifying.

They sound like the sort of people that are so scared of music, chill-out ambient music would cause them to poo poo their pants in terror.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

They sound like the sort of people that are so scared of music, chill-out ambient music would cause them to poo poo their pants in terror.
People keep telling me to chill out when I correct them for using 'anime' to refer to 'manga' so if chilling out is right, I don't wanna be right. It's not even anime theme music or metal. It's practically dubstep, which I've never actually listened to but I have on good authority that all the jocks like so it must be bad.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Well there sure is some gender inequality on TVTropes. Of the sausage fest variety :owned:

The Monkey Man posted:

This Colonel McBadass video is essential watching (well, the first few seconds are) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LcatLdYems

Three seconds is all I could handle. Mother of god.

Lottery of Babylon posted:



This is Trope-tan, their mascot (or "Anthropomorphic Moe Personification"). She has a long page filled with such important facts against her as "Her favorite dance is the Caramelldansen." It also includes fanfiction of her, fanart (most of which is somehow worse than the original image), a Maid RPG statblock for her, and a list of what her attacks would totally look like if she were in Super Smash Bros.



It is an art :downs:

holy :lol: this cannot be serious

And almost none of the Nightmare Fuel music entries are about OMG SCARY THINGS, it's entirely about "oh man this sounds creepy if you squint and speed it up and replace the drums with screams and have severe autism like I do". What a letdown.

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

I remember that one of the reasons the last thread turned out lovely was because someone took it upon himself to quote every even slightly skeevy trope off their Ghost in the Shell trope page, with liberal use of :tvtropes: as a punchline instead of putting any real effort into being funny.

So yeah, let's put some effort into mocking these loving dorks.

Smoking Crow, there's another troperfic link for the OP because you assholes made me read KIKEN and I'll be damned if I'm not going to loving spread that misery as much as possible.

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