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It seemed like a lot of Tumblr thought Dorne was black. Which would have owned, but it's not really supported in the text. Michael K Williams would be quite an Oberyn.GuyDudeBroMan posted:Any news on Illen Payne or does he not show up until season 5? I don't really remember the books too much. I heard the actor that plays him has cancer pretty bad so I assume they will have to recast him. He ends up being a fairly important character, but I guess they could just ditch him all together and maybe have Jamie train some other way. I hope not though.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 16:05 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 07:38 |
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Superhaus posted:Only Cat. And also the best moment in the whole series.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 16:37 |
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In It For The Tank posted:Basically it would be cool as poo poo and would go a long way to justifying Dany as a character. Build up a savior figure and turn them into a villain.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2013 11:37 |
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GRRM is a rad dude if you ask me. I don't think he's a pedophille, he writes some pretty badass books and he's not even that fat anymore. Good lad.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 14:22 |
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whowhatwhere posted:Plus the reason people keep going to The Bad Thread is that every now and n then it comes up with something like: http://tindeck.com/listen/utrz Okay well that kind of owns.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 17:45 |
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nine-gear crow posted:I've heard, but have never been able to confirm that its a conscious choice on the part of Littlefinger as a character, adapting his accent to his audience in order to appear less/more threatening given the situation. It's kind of like Moriarty on Sherlock, who cycles through different regional/cultural accents whenever he talks to Sherlock in order to throw of his detective abilities and not give him any clues he could use to properly identify him. Even if this isn't the case, this is how I think about it. People talk about the clip where his accent goes all over the place after he's just lost out on Harrenhall, but I just sort of imagine that it's him being pissed off and his guard/act completely drops for a second.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2013 11:27 |
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Apoplexy posted:I have an odd prediction given that Locke is headed for the Night's Watch: Either he takes the role of Donal Noye in fighting to the death at Castle Black, or he takes over Alliser Thorne's role of harassing Jon while Thorne does. It would make sense to use a character already established to make a death interesting (especially if you have a semi-face-turn of Locke). This would be a really cool change. I'd be happy for him to stick around, especially because that guy was so fantastic in his role of a menacing, evil oval office.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2014 13:03 |
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these are some Gay rear end Posts right here
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2014 18:28 |
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jsoh posted:Bran is going to join House Stark and House Reed together with Hodor's rape baby as heir to both. A double rape so unprecedented that Roose just claps and gives up the north. Roosey B is a man who can appreciate a good rape when he sees one. Quite the connoisseur.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2014 11:23 |
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I think they did really well with season one's Mountain, because I expected all the show-only people I know to forget who he was, but if you say 'dude who chopped a horse in half' everyone's instantly like 'oh right, that guy.'
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 10:56 |
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Joff's death was such a fantastic 'you've given me exactly what I wanted, but now I don't want it anymore!' moment. You spend so long wishing for a kid to die, and then the kid dies and you're thinking 'poo poo, I'm an rear end in a top hat for wanting this.'
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 19:20 |
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It's weird that people seem to think George is frantically jacking it while writing something like the Cersei's walk chapter. Half of the things people say he's doing for kicks are actually meant to have the opposite effect of making you think about how horrifying and unnerving all that poo poo is.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2014 12:16 |
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Collateral posted:The first step to redemption here seems to be the loss of (or more accurately, the forced removal) of the central foundation that their flawed character is built on. Theon and his magic cock, Jaime' sword hand and now Cersei has lost her pride. How her arc goes from here depends on how well Varys manipulates her. This is what I love about how George explores his characters. He'll take the thing away from them that's most important, and then shows you how they react to that. I don't know if it's about redemption, I think it's that when those things are taken away, you can see deeper into that character. e: Ned's pride is another good example of this. He eventually had to come out and say that he was a traitor for the good of his family. poo poo's deep.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2014 15:10 |
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Just done my first problematic re-read. Kept note of all the problematic pages. that's problematic.... that's problematic... this is definitely problematic... hm god why am I still reading this
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 11:26 |
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Happy Hippo posted:Why would you do this? Stop reading. It was a little joke, mate
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 15:23 |
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I think I speak for both myself and the 499 other nerds in this thread when I say that sexism chat is lame as hell. Let's talk about Gregor Clegane's rockin abs.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 18:15 |
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Actually I appreciate the fact that he doesn't look like a steroid freak, you can tell he's insanely strong but he doesn't have body builder look. Dude has been working on his core strength not on his vanity muscles. Absolutely. He's a man of action, and you best believe he's gonna be dunking on fools all season. Really hoping they give him some new scenes.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 18:30 |
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MrBims posted:It is heavily implied in the kingsmoot chapter that Euron raped Aeron when they were young. And also implied with Joffrey and Tommen but what the hell, is someone campaigning for more rape in the books, now? Interesting take on things.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 16:03 |
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Sorry for stirring the pot with the Tommen thing. I shoulda just written "A bunch of people think..." instead. I guess it's up to everyone's personal interpretation.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 11:16 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:I'm going to be very disappointed if the series ends and Hodor is not King in the North. Yeah, Hodor will be King In The North, but only 'cause Bran will be controlling him like Krang from the ninja turtles.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 15:18 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:Made of human skin comes with a free sausage
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 18:10 |
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timp posted:Well of course it's a sausage...what did YOU think it was? I've never sausage a thing in all my years
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 18:16 |
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My word, this rape... it's realistically inaccurate !!
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 18:30 |
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It's proper strange that I'm more hyped for Sansa at the Eyrie than anything else. My favourite chapter of all the books for sure.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 01:44 |
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Jedit posted:Well, just as I was thinking rapechat was making this thread even worse than the Worst Thread, along comes Reddit with theories on how Tormund Giantsbane warged into a walrus and impregnated a bear. Certainly this seems more likely than the prevailing theory that Tormund lies about the size of his dick. It made me feel kinda sad in ADWD when he said 'I could write that my member was as long and thick as my arm, but that doesn't make it true.' C'mon Tormund, just say it is. Don't let the dong veneer slip, son.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 16:23 |
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zocio posted:Rejoice, he was saying that he could lie and tell his member was as long and thick as his arm, when in reality it is more likely to be twice as big and thick as Mag the Mighty's arm. Good point. I should know better than to ever doubt the dong.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 19:30 |
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Isaac really is looking like a bag lady, got drat.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 13:08 |
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My PIN is 4826 posted:Most of the commentary by the cast is just about saying how awesome whoever is currently on screen is, though... Which is why Liam Cunningham and Carice van Houten should just commentate everything
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2014 17:48 |
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I like to think Bronn just named his son that to piss off Cersei, rather than out of any kind of friendship.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2014 11:22 |
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emanresu tnuocca posted:I think Bronn genuinely like Tyrion, they had some good times together and Tyrion treated him better than most nobles treat sellswords, he is just not the kind of person who'd risk his now well-to-do life going against the most dangerous person in Westeros. Oh yeah, he definitely does see Tyrion as a bit of a friend. I just like the idea of naming a child solely to piss someone off. I'm hoping Bronn does something cool in the next book, I love that guy
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2014 11:47 |
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Dingleberry posted:And it's not realllly his son anyhow. Wasn't it a big, peasant "rape-shake" from Lolly's assault on the day of the riot? Oh drat, I'd actually forgot it wasn't even his son. That makes it even better.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2014 18:31 |
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Doltos posted:that without his gold and lands and castles, all Viserys really has left is the ability to gently caress his sister. Viserys is Ulillillia.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2014 19:57 |
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escape artist posted:Here's a little lesson in joke-writing 101: Don't attack the loving victim.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2014 18:45 |
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escape artist posted:Yeah. Don't waste your money on ANY comedy classes, especially the lowest form of comedy: improv. *frantically scribbling in notebook*
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2014 18:47 |
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I feel like the lovely way they're handling Stannis means that in later books/seasons he's going to do some downright evil and eventually become a villain. Can't have him looking good if he's eventually going to join the Others or execute Jon for being a Targ or whatever.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 11:46 |
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pigdog posted:I was just watching a random video and you know who the best Victarion would be? Vinnie loving Jones. It would please me to no end to hear Vinnie Jones shout 'you fackin caaaaaaahhhnt' at a monkey before throwing it off a ship.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2014 16:19 |
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Doltos posted:He'd be way too likable as Victarion. That character is supposed to be a loving hard rear end, hard as nails, head butt you as he's dying type of guy. Look at how Jones was used in Lock Stock and Snatch. Cool, calm, collected. Walks softly but carries a big stick. Victarion is all about growling and looking menacing while killing people brutally.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2014 16:43 |
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Joffrey is a cool dude, not unlike Nelson Muntz.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 16:11 |
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Part of me thinks a huge budget movie to finish the series would be kind of cool, but that would take loving forever and there's also a chance it'll end up just being horrendously bad. So I don't know. Either way, sort your act out, GRRM.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2014 12:48 |
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Daario v2 isn't slimy enough
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2014 16:20 |