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John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Seriously?





The planet, designated by the Imperium as Cypress Beta 32, has long been lost to the followers of the Emperor of Mankind. Razed by Exterminatus at the whims of a Slaaneshi corrupted Inquisitor, the planet's atmosphere was bombarded with chemicals and drugs, sending its inhabitants into seizures and fits, before the planet was raked with artillery fire. Little life was left on the planet, but over the years, the atmosphere re-established itself, and the planet has become a sort of beacon to the unholy followers of Slaanesh; here, millions upon millions died in ecstasy and pain in the Dark Prince's name.

But it is not just Slaanesh that makes claim on his world. The followers of Nurgle believe the planet exemplifies their own corpulent god, as the planet has stagnated, and the marshes and oceans turned toxic from the poisons dropped into them. Tzeentch's minions would see the mutations, and wild fluxes of weather to be signs from their god that they are the true rulers of the planet, and the Khornates? They need little reason to claim it than it can be claimed by might.

It is here, every ten years, a horrible game is played to glorify the dark gods of Chaos, a great hunt and a great battle. The governor of the planet, a corpulent and hedonistic follower of Slaanesh, invites all who would come to partake in the game. He offers the winners anything that should be within his grasp, and often times much more. All that is necessary is to complete the events, and to rid the world of those that are one's rivals in the game.

For whatever reason, you have taken this offer to heart. Whether it be to gain glory in the eyes of your dark master, to plunder the governor of his own riches while ignoring the game, or to simply investigate the happenings for yourself, you make your way across the Vortex to this pink planet. Whether you take your own ship, or whether you book passage, your ultimate destination is a simple station orbiting the planet..

----

Menzati Spaceport, Cypress Beta 32

The spaceport bustles with activity as the damned arrive on Cypress Beta, shuttles ejecting passengers and launching within minutes to carry more contestants from the orbital station above the planet. Different sections of the spaceport are cordoned off for different teams and competitors; it is explained, on the shuttle ride down from the orbital station, that teams are organized not entirely by god, but by ticket number. Upon leaving the shuttle, a servitor takes your ticket and scans it, before directing you towards one of the many buildings (presumably hotels in a past life) off of the strip leading to the spaceport. You are given the number and code to enter a conference room, and sent on your way.

Inside the conference room, you find several chairs of different shape and size, and a long table on the back side of the room under a banner saying 'WELCOME 2 CYPRESS, LEGION BETA 13'. On the table are assorted snacks and sundries, as well as a fresh, steaming pot of recaf next to a pile of paper plates and Styrofoam cups. For all involved, this is an incredibly odd way to kick off a grand tournament.



Welcome to the game, guys! We'll get started by having everyone crowd into a lovely old terran style conference room with doughnuts and poo poo on the back counter. Feel free to introduce yourselves, recognize one another, or even just hold someone down and fart on them if they're a rival god's plebe. Once we've got everyone in here, we'll get the show going.

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IPlayVideoGames
Nov 28, 2004

I unironically like Anders as a character.


The Butcher

The Butcher stands awkwardly in the room, wearing his tactical power armor, holding a tiny styrofoam cup of coffee in one massive hand and a half eaten donut in the other. A pink donut. With sprinkles.

~sluuuuuurrrrrrp~

"So...did anyone else notice the planet is pink?" he asks anyone who may want to listen. And those who don't, also.

~sluuuuuuuuuurp~

"Awkward smell in here. I wonder where they got these donuts? Nurgle would be pleased."

~SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP~

"Anyone have any cards?"

pre:
NAME: The Butcher
ARCHETYPE: Sorceror
PRIDE:     Martial Prowess +5 WS -5 Int
DISGRACE:  Betrayal        +5 Corruption -10 Charm
MOTIVATION:Perfection      +5 WP, -3 Perception, -3 int

Weapon Skill:    55 (45 + 5 + 5)
Ballistic Skill: 33     
Strength:        34/54/74
Toughness:       51 (41 + 5 + 5)
Agility:         49 (44 + 5)
Intelligence:    29 (37 - 5 - 3)
Perception:      31 (34 - 3 )
Willpower:       52 (47 + 5 )
Fellowship:      34

SB - 8/10/12 (normal/power/terminator)
TB - 10
AB - 4/2 (normal/terminator)

Wounds:19

Infamy: 35
Corruption: 31

Skills:
Athletics
Awareness
Common Lore (War)
Dodge
Forbidden Lore (Astartes, Horus Heresy, Long War, Daemons)
Linguistics (Low gothic)
Navigate (Surface)
Operate (Surface)
Parry+10
Psyniscience
Scholastic Lore (Occult)
Deception

Talents:
Ambidextrous
Bulging Biceps
Legion Weapon Training
Heightened Senses (Hearing, Sight)
Nerves of Steel
Quick Draw
Resistance (Cold, Heat, Poisons)
Unarmed Warrior
Psy Rating 4
Meditation
Swift Attack
Lightning Attack
Iron Jaw
True Grit

Traits:
Amphibious
Unnatural Strength +5
Unnatural Toughness +5
Psyker
Stuff of Nightmares (Immune to poison, diseases, the need to breathe, Most Environmental hazards
Bleeding, Stunning, Ignore critical results unless it'd immediately kill, or caused by psy power or holy weapon)
Winged (Flyer 8/4)
Nervless Ennui (Ignores fatigue penalty. Unconscious at tb+2. One difficulty harder for touch awareness tests)
Nurgling Infestation

Enhancements:
Synthmuscle

Equipment:
Legionnaire Bolter
Legionnaire Combat Knife
Legionnaire Bolt Pistol
Force Sword
Power Armor (Sustainable Power Source, Auto-senses, Enhanced Ceramite Plating)
	Remnants of Mutation - Winged
Defiled Space Wolves Legion Terminator Armor (Sustainable Power Source, Autosenses, Vox Link)
     - Scavenged Reconstruction (+10 infamy, intimidate, command vs other loyal and traitor marines)
     - Field rating 35
     - -20 Agi, Can't run or dodge
Legion Chainfist 
Psy Focus - Emerald and Iron pendant of Nurgle
Psychic Hood

Psyker Powers:
Butcher's Offering
Mind Over Matter 
Precision Telekinisis
Telekinetic Shield
Blade of Baleful Might
Nurgle's Rot

Acquisitions:
Noxious Discharge Reaper Autocannon
Defiled Space Wolves Legion Terminator Armor (Sustainable Power Source, Autosenses, Vox Link)
     - Scavenged Reconstruction (+10 infamy, intimidate, command vs other loyal and traitor marines)
     - Field rating 35
     - -20 Agi, Can't run or dodge

Legion Chainfist 
Psy Focus - Emerald and Iron symbol of Nurgle
Psychic Hood

Advances: 5300/6000
 
Psy Rating 3           (750)
Psy Rating 4           (750)
Blade of Baleful Might (300)
T (Simple)             (100)
T (Intermediate)       (250)
Ancient Warrior        (250)
Agi (Simple)           (250)
Swift Attack           (500)
Lightning Attack       (750)
WS (Simple)            (250)
Parry+10               (350)
Nurgle's Rot           (400)
True Grit              (400) 

Nurgle - 4
Khorne - 3

IPlayVideoGames fucked around with this message at Sep 20, 2013 around 01:01

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

TOO FAT TO BE A JUGGALO

Kayleen


"Obnoxiously Pink." The obvious heretek states, "Probably iron oxide mixed with something else in the bedrock. Or some kind of chemical reaction due to the Exterminaturs. My homeplanet turned an orangey-red when all the magma broke loose."

The servo skull flies over the recaff cup and places a proboscis into it ::This has been dehydrated and sitting on a shelf for at least a standard decade.:: she shrugs and swallows. "Got cards. You promise to clean your gauntlets? I don't want that grease over them"

Ronwayne fucked around with this message at Sep 16, 2013 around 22:44

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014




Drevan

A loving Slaneesh planet, if that wasn't enough it was a PINK planet. Drevan would paint that world red or die trying. Exiting the pirate ship that he beat the captain to a pulp on a nearby orbital station, Drevan follows the servitor to the conference room of his team.

Upon entering he furrows his eyebrows at the disgusting view, and it wasn't only because of the gross Nurgle marine, there was also a Sorcerer and a Noise marine, among others. He then takes a look at the food and drinks being offered in the table. "Well ain't this frigging rich, I mean only in an event made by an Slaneesh governor they would offer recaf instead of a real drink. WHERE THE gently caress IS THE AMASEC DAMMIT!" he yells while he smashes his sword on the pot of recaf, spilling it everywhere.

He then turns to the Nurglite "Yeah I noticed that this planet is pink, almost puked my guts out when I saw it."

pre:
NAME: Drevan
ARCHETYPE: RENEGADE
PRIDE:     Martial Prowess +5 WS -5 Int
DISGRACE:  Betrayal        +5 Corruption -10 Charm
MOTIVATION:Vengeance       +2 Wounds -5 Perception

Weapon Skill:    60     25 +17 +5 +3 +5 +5
Ballistic Skill: 33     25 +5  +3
Strength:        62     25 +17 +5 +5 +5 +5
Toughness:       50     25 +15 +5 +5
Agility:         40     25 +15
Intelligence:    27     25 +7  -5
Perception:      33     25 +13 -5
Willpower:       36     25 +11
Fellowship:      30     25 +5

Wounds:15 (12+2+1)

Infamy:39
Corruption:38

Skills:
Athletics
Awareness
Dodge
Scholastic Lore(Tactica Imperialis)
Operate(Surface)
Intimidate
Parry+20
Stealth
Tech Use
Common Lore(Imperial Guard,War, Screaming Vortex)
Linguistics(Low Gothic)
Trade(Armourer)

Talents:
Jaded
Quick Draw
Rapid Reload
Weapon Training(Chain,Flame, Las, Primary, SP, Bolt)
Catfall
Sure Strike
Disarm
Ambidextrous
Flesh Render
Iron Jaw
Swift Attack
Thunder Charge
Berserk Charge
Street Fighting
Counter Attack
Crushing Blow
Resistance(Psychic Powers)
Hatred(Commissars)
Killing Strike
Sound Constitution(+1)

Traits:
The Quick and The Dead
Brutal Charge(4)
Unnatural Strength(+2)

Special Ability:
Adroit(Weapon Skill) 1 More DoS

Weapons:
Best Runesword 
 -Flesh Fused Weapon
 -Legacy Weapon
 -Legacy of Slaughter
Common Bolt Pistol
Best Chainsword

Armour:
Harness of Rage
Refractor Field

Equipment:
medikit
dataslate
Skull Totem
Mark of Khorne
Collar of Khorne
Icon of Blasphemy
    
Vehicle:
Messian Outrider

ACTIVATING MAN-MODE FOR KHORNE

Advances:6500/6500
Strength          (100xp Simple 250xp Intermediate)
Weapon Skill      (250xp Simple 500xp Intermediate)
Flesh Render      (200xp)
Iron Jaw          (250xp)
Strength          (500xp Trained 750xp Expert)
Parry+20          (400xp)
Swift Attack      (300xp)
Thunder Charge    (400xp)
Berserk Charge    (200xp)
Street Fighting   (200xp)
Counter Attack    (500xp)
Crushing Blow     (400xp)
Toughness         (250xp Simple 500xp Intermediate)
Killing Strike    (300xp)
Sound Constitution(250xp)

Khorne    - 13
Nurgle    - 4
Tzeentch
Slaneesh
Unaligned - 4

frajaq fucked around with this message at Mar 9, 2014 around 23:31

Waci
May 30, 2011

Mmmm, mmmm, MMMM!
Adeptus Fuckstodes


Veneficus

Veneficus looks around the conference room, realizes how varied his team is, and heads to the donut table. He removes his armour with his central arm, wreathed in purple flames, and clips it to his armour. With his unoccupied, non-burning lateral arms, he grabs a donut in each hand, tossing one to the large beautiful glimmering bird sitting at the side of the room and biting into the other. He keeps eating his donut and strokes the glimmerclaw. "There there, don't let the angry people get to you. They just lack a disciplined mind, that is all."

pre:
Name: Veneficus Proeliorum
Archtype: Thousand Sons Sorcerer
Pride: Wealth
Disgrace: Regret
Motivation: Ascendancy

WS:42=30+12
BS:42=30+12
S:41=30+11
T:40=30+10
Ag:41=30+11
Int:43=30+13
Per:42=30+12
Wp:64=30+17+5+5+5+5-3
Fel:45=30+10+5

Wounds:14
Corruption:31
Infamy:36

Skills:
Athletics
Awareness
Common Lore (War, Screaming Vortex)
Dodge
Forbidden Lore (Adeptus Astartes, The Horus Heresy and the Long War, Psykers, Warp)
Linguistics (Low Gothic)
Scholastic Lore (Occult, Legend)
Logic
Psyniscience
Navigate (Surface)
Operate (Animal)
Parry
Command
Scrutiny

Talents:
Psy Rating 3
Ambidextrous
Bulging Biceps
Legion Weapon Training
Heightened Senses (Hearing, Sight)
Nerves of Steel
Quick Draw
Resistance (Cold, Heat, Poison, Psychic Powers)
Unarmed Warrior
Ancient Warrior
Strong Minded
Meditation
Warp Sense
Favoured By the Warp
Warp Lock
Disarm
Minion of Chaos (Rubric Marine)

Traits:
Amphibious
Unnatural Strength +4 
Unnatural Toughness +4
Unnatural Willpower +2
Psyker
Rubric of Ahriman
Flaming Arm
Multiple Arms (3)

Powers:
Wind of Chaos
Umbral Halo
Boon of Tzeentch
Befuddling Curse

Gear:
Legion Power Armour
-Scavenged Reconstruction
-Vox Link
-Recoil Suppression
-Auto-senses
Legion Bolter
Legion Combat Knife
Legion Bolt Pistol
Legacy Force Sword
-Legacy of Slaughter
-Merciless pattern
-Massacre ability
Talisman of Tzeentch
2 clips Tzeentchian inferno bolts
Crown of Prospero
Golden Eye of Tzeentch
Legion Heavy Bolter
Psy Focus
Q'sal Crystal Spire
Glimmerclaw

Advances:
Favoured by the Warp -400
Simple WP -100
Intermediate WP -250
Warp Lock -400
Befuddling Curse -250
Minion of Chaos -500

Acquistions:
Wealth: Golden Eye of Tzeenth
1st: Upgrade starting force sword into legacy weapon
2nd: Psy focus
3rd: Q'sal Crystal Spire
40 Dynebukcs: Crown of Prospero
20 Dynebucks: Glimmerwing
10 Dynebucks: Legion Heavy Bolter

Waci fucked around with this message at Sep 20, 2013 around 01:23

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Seriously?



With the shattering of the pot of recaf, a door set in the back of the room opens, and a wheeled servitor trundles out. It quietly and quickly cleans up the mess to the best of its ability and retreats back to its closet for a moment, before returning with another pot of fresh recaf and a platter of finger sandwiches (made with some sort of processed grox-like product, and not real fingers.) Once again it returns to the closet and shuts the door behind it, and goes still.

IPlayVideoGames
Nov 28, 2004

I unironically like Anders as a character.


The Butcher

"My gauntlets are very clean," he insists to the Heretek, taking the rest of the donut and shoving it into a small hole in his armor. Tiny green hands dart out and yank the stale pastry the rest of the way in. "I'm not the one who's making the mess, anyway," he comments, pointing very non-subtly at the Khornite. And the Tzeentch Sorcerer, too, sure. He's probably up to something anyway.

"THAT BEVERAGE WAS FOR ALL OF US, BY THE WAY!" he adds, looking a bit mollified when the recaf is replaced.

Waci
May 30, 2011

Mmmm, mmmm, MMMM!
Adeptus Fuckstodes


Veneficus

Veneficus smiles as the servitor replaces the smashed pot of recaf and pours himself a cup. He also grabs some of the finger sandwiches, most of which he offer to the bird, quickly chomping one down himself before going for another donut, which he nibbles a lot more patiently than the previous one. These really were good, and since he couldn't feel his implants screaming about poisons, they probably weren't even drugged. A pleasant surprise for a slaaneshi-hosted event.

Waci fucked around with this message at Sep 16, 2013 around 23:00

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

TOO FAT TO BE A JUGGALO

Kayleen


She stares at the Khornate for a moment. "Seriously. Please don't make this a Thing. We respect your ability as a warrior and won't question your sexuality and/or manhood. Now PLEASE, we would greatly appreciate it if we could at least get a target before the destruction begins." Kayleen slings the large gauss weapon on the back of her power armor for emphasis as she sits downand begins dealing out the tarot.

"Anyone else want in?"

Ronwayne fucked around with this message at Sep 16, 2013 around 23:04

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Drevan

"Well ain't that fancy!" the khornite says with scorn as the servitor cleans and replaces the recaf. He then turns to the cyber girl. "Hey Heretek, think you can make that servitor obey us and follow us around? Only need to switch recaf to amasec and BAM! Infinite amasec, thats how this works right?" he says with a bloodied smile, before grabbing one of the sandwiches.

IPlayVideoGames
Nov 28, 2004

I unironically like Anders as a character.


The Butcher

The Butcher trundles up to the table, the chair he sits in creaking loudly in protest, but miraculously holding. Several tiny filthy green creatures scramble out of his armor to take seats on the table by him, all holding out grubby little hands at the Heretek and chattering at her. One may even make a nasty gesture.

"Deal...uh...6 of us in."

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

TOO FAT TO BE A JUGGALO

Kayleen

"Probably could." She deals out the first 2 cards and turns over the flop. 9 and 2 of swords and Warlord of skulls.

"But its like running off with someone's slaves. You want to see who you're stealing from. Short term gain for long term loss is generally not worth it."

"AND NO KIBITZING FROM THE NURGLINGS"

Ronwayne fucked around with this message at Sep 16, 2013 around 23:12

Astus
Nov 11, 2008



Mordred

Mordred enters the conference room in time to see the human shatter the recaf pot, which was quickly replaced by a servitor. "Hey, human guy, whatever your name is. Don't be rude. We're going to kill the governor anyways, no need to break his stuff. Recaf doesn't bleed, and it doesn't have a skull either. And some of us might like recaf." Mordred carefully pours a cup of recaf, trying not to crush the styrofoam cup in his gauntlet, sets it carefully on the table, then pulls out his power sword stabs it through the cup and the table. A small mouth on the sword then begins to greedily drink the recaf.

"Don't mind the sword, just a daemon. Anyways, I'm assuming everyone here is ok with killing the governor after his contests, right?"

pre:
Name: Mordred
Race: Chaos Space Marine
Archetype: Champion
Pride: Martial Prowess (+5 WS, -5 Intelligence)
Disgrace: Hubris (+2 Infamy, -4 Intelligence)
Motivation: Dominion (+1 Infamy, +2 WP, +2 Fel, -4 Ag, -1 Wound)
Alignment: Khorne(Man-Mode)
	Khorne: 12
	Nurgle: 1
	Slaanesh: 2
	Tzeentch: 0

Characteristics:
WS:  54 (30+14+5[Pride]+5[Simple])
BS:  38 (30+8)
S:   53 (30+18+5[Simple])
T:   40 (30+10)
Ag:  40 (30+9-4[Motivation]+5[Simple])
Int: 27 (30+6-5[Pride]-4[Disgrace])
Per: 36 (30+6)
WP:  39 (30+7+2[Motivation])
Fel: 41 (30+9+2[Motivation})

Wounds: 18
Infamy: 43
Infamy Points: 4
Corruption: 25

Skills:
Athletics
Awareness
Charm
Command +10
Common Lore (War)
Dodge +10
Forbidden Lore (Adeptus Astartes, The Horus Heresy, The Long War)
Intimidate +10
Linguistics (Low Gothic)
Navigate (Surface)
Operate (Surface)
Operate (Aeronautica)
Parry +20
Scholastic Lore (Tactica Imperialis)
Stealth

Talents:
Air of Authority
Ambidextrous
Berserk Charge
Bulging Biceps
Combat Master
Crushing Blow
Hammer Blow
Hatred (Adeptus Astartes)
Heightened Senses (Hearing, Sight)
Inspire Wrath
Iron Discipline
Iron Jaw (Cybernetics)
Killing Strike
Legion Weapon Training
Nerves of Steel
Quick Draw
Raptor
Resistance (Cold, Heat, Poisons, Psychic Powers)
Street Fighter
Sure Strike
Unarmed Warrior
Whirlwind of Death

Traits:
Amphibious
Brutal Charge (4)
Fear 2
Machine (1)
Natural Armor (3)
Unnatural Strength (+6)
Unnatural Toughness (+4)

Cybernetics:
Skeletal Petrification (Iron Jaw, +2 damage to unarmed attacks)

Special Ability:
Inspiring Presence: When an ally within line of sight uses an Infamy point, may
allow the ally to use his infamy point as if he possessed my Corruption Point
level and Alignment.

Gifts of the Gods:
Mark of Khorne
Face of Khorne
Mechanoid

Daemon Weapon:
And'ux (Legion Power Sword)
1d10+9 E 9 PEN Power Field, Balanced, Warp Weapon, Thirsting, Furious Impact
-Each hit inflicts one level of fatigue.
-Every other round, charge attack may be made to deal weapon damage to all
enemies 1m around the target. Enemies may dodge/parry as necessary, but no
attack roll is needed.

Gear:
Legion Power Armor [Vox Link, Sustainable Power Source, Recoil Suppression]
	Customization: Chain Loinguard
Legion Bolter (4 clips)
Legion Combat Knife
Legion Power Sword [Daemon Weapon, And'ux]
Legion Shotgun
10 clips of Inferno Shells
Best Shield
Jump Pack
Good Helmet Augmentations
Legion Combat Bike (integral Legion Plasma Gun, has a best-quality Power Field)

Advances: [5,950/6,000]
Hatred (Adeptus Astartes) [300]
Inspire Wrath [750]
Combat Master [300]
Berserk Charge [200]
Crushing Blow [400]
Hammer Blow [400]
WS Simple [250]
Killing Strike [300]
Strength Simple [100]
Whirlwind of Death [300]
Parry +10 [200]
Parry +20 [400]
Stealth [200]
Command +10 [200]
Operate (aeronautica) [200]
Intimidate +10 [350]
Dodge +10 [500]
Raptor [250]
Agility Simple [250]
Street Fighting [200]

Acquisitions:
Jump Pack
Skeletal Petrification
Good Helmet Augmentations
Best Shield
Legion Combat Bike (Tome of Blood, page 49)
Best-Quality Power Field(for the bike)
Legion Shotgun
9 clips of Inferno Shells, one used clip with 8 shells

Astus fucked around with this message at Feb 23, 2014 around 18:06

IPlayVideoGames
Nov 28, 2004

I unironically like Anders as a character.


Nurgling #4 - Ron

Ron raspberries in Kayleen's general direction.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

TOO FAT TO BE A JUGGALO

Kayleen

Kayleen pulls out a squirt bottle full of industrial cleaning solvent from inside her armor somewhere and glares at the nurgling with a glowing cyber eye

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Drevan

"Name's Drevan, big guy. Anyway drat right we are going to kill this fat gently caress of a governWHAT IS THIS SMELL." Drevan turns to the table to see the little nurglites all spread around, dirtying everything with pus and feces. "loving really, Nurglite? This room is small enough with all these marines around, we are going to choke to death here!"

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010


Bartameus


Bartameus watches Kayleen flip the cards, mesmerized by the patterns on them. He mutters, "The gate. The gate is between the stars. The key is in the gate. We must enter the void beyond the wild to find the truth. But the master guards the way. Beware the hounds of fate."

Then he blinks, and smiles at her. "Oh, are we playing cards? Please, deal me in. I enjoy cards." He pulls up a chair and looks at the hulking Chaos Marine next to him. "Hail and well met, good sir. And your companions.", he says, nodding his head at the nurglings.

pre:
PREALLIGNED TO Tzeentch
Name:  Bartameus Pax
Archetype: Psyker
Pride: Foresight
Disgrace: Hubris
Motivation: Arcane

Characteristics:
WS:	25+13+5                =43
BS:	25+13+5                =43
S:	25+12-3                =34
T:	25+14                  =39
Ag:	25+10+5                =40
Int:	25+15-4+2              =38
Per:	25+15+5+5              =50
WP:	25+15+5+10             =55
Fel:	25+12-5                =32
Inf:	19+4+2+15+(see below)  =46

Infamy tracker:

Base 40
+5 (Demon name)
+1 (Opening Fight)

Wounds: 9
Corruption: 4+4+25 =33


Skills:

Awareness
Common Lore (Ecclesiarchy, Screaming Vortex)
Linguistics (Low Gothic)
Trade (Soothsayer)
Psyniscience +10
Forbidden Lore (Psykers, the Warp)
Deceive
Dodge
Logic
Charm
Stealth
Interrogation

Talents:

Psy Rating 7
Jaded
Weapon Training (Primary, Shock, SP)
Warp Sense
Infused Knowledge 
Paranoia 
Resistance (Psyker)
Strong Minded 
Blasphemous Incantation

Traits:
The Quick and The Dead (+2 bonus to Initiative Rolls)
Chaos Psyker
Unnatural Willpower (1)

Psychic Powers:

Precognition
Personal Augury
Glimpse
Preternatural Awareness
Precognitive Strike 
Precognitive Dodge 
Bolt of Change

Mark of Chaos:
Mark of Tzeentch 
Warpsmith
Demon Name
Demon Weapon:
   Dakoth (Shotgun)
   30m S/-/- ROF 1d10+7 I 7 PEN INFINITE Ammo Reliable, Scatter, Tearing
  -Gain a focus power bonus equal to +6 while shotgun is drawn.
  -On suffering one or more wounds, target must pass a +0 T test or roll on mutation chart.



Gear:

Common Craftsmanship Stub Revolver
Common Craftsmanship Neural Whip
Flak Cloak
Psi-Focus
Dataslate filled with Arcane Lore (the Codex Astrum Prohibitum)
Tailisman of Tzeentch
Polix Heavy Khopesh
Autogun w/Extended Magazine, Red dot sight, and Spread Limiter

Special Acquisitions:

Prismatic Amulet (-40)
Mesh Combat Cloak (-10)
Castir Lightning Khopesh (-10)
Tarnor Mimic Mask (0)

6500/6500 XP spent

Simple Agility (250 xp) 
Simple Perception (250 xp)
Simple Ballistic Skill (250 xp)
Simple Willpower (100 xp)
Simple Intelligence (250 xp)
Intermediate Willpower (250 xp)
Forbidden Lore (The Warp) (100 xp)
Infused Knowledge (400 xp)
Weapon Training (SP)(250 xp)
Precognitive Strike (300 xp)
Precognitive Dodge (200 xp)
Logic (100 xp)
Charm (200 xp)
Psiniscience +10 (200 xp)
Stealth (200 xp)
Interrogation (200 xp)
Paranoia (300 xp)
Resistance (Psyker) (500 xp)
Psy Rating 4 (750 xp)
Strong Minded (300 xp)
Blasphemous Incantation (400 xp)
Basic Weapon Skill (250 xp)
Bolt of Change (500 xp)
Alignment: 

Nurgle - 1
Khorne - 
Slaanesh - 1
Tzeentch - 10

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IPlayVideoGames
Nov 28, 2004

I unironically like Anders as a character.


The Butcher

The marine gives Ron a little scratch on the head with a finger, addressing Kayleen. "Hey, come on. Don't threaten him. He's just been a little cooped..."

He cuts off and twists in the chair, regarding Drevan. "THEY NEED EXERCISE! DO YOU WANT THEM TO GET FAT?"

One of the nurglings grabs one next to it and hurls it in the air at the Renegade, the smelly little daemon screaming in panic as it arcs through the air.

Waci
May 30, 2011

Mmmm, mmmm, MMMM!
Adeptus Fuckstodes


Veneficus

Veneficus joins the circle, pulling out two chairs. "Hi, I'm Veneficus, this Tzeencobo. Deal us in." The marine sits on one of the chairs, lowering himself on it gently, careful to not crush it under the weight of terminator armour. The multicoloured bird sits on the other chair, folding it's glimmering rainbow-hued wings.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

TOO FAT TO BE A JUGGALO

Kayleen

The heretek carefully puts down her two cards and thumps her face on the table. "gently caress's sake." She sits back up and places a lasgun charge pack in the middle as the pot.

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Jan 9, 2007

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In the hallway down the corner.
The sound of a harp being played echos through the hall, joined by a piano. A wonderful melody joined by a perfect voice singing in High Gothic, a song of the hated corpse emperor. The performance seems to be drawing a commotion, the reception appears to be mixed. A voice shouts out "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, KILL THE SLAANESHI WHORE!" and the noise of a dozen boots of the leather and ceramite type join the melody. The woman's singing is amplified, distorted and twisted and becomes much louder. Screams and gurgles are added into the cacophony, the wet sound of organs rupturing, the screech of twisted metals, an utterly primal scream of fear. The noise of the dozen boots are heard loudly running down the hall past while two dozen more walk behind them much lighter. Not boots, only one set of boots.

The song continues and the performance ends around the time a human female in a blue mohawk steps into the room wearing ganger leathers before stepping right back out. A few slavegirls in purple silk robes, one breast exposed as is the slaaneshi custom quickly come into the room laying flowers down on the way to the chair the honoree is supposed to sit at, the flowers watered by the tears of a thousand children, bottled and exported by a Slaaneshi Rogue Trader from Calixis Sector. The slavegirls try to make an effort not to gag after witnessing the Sorceror of Nurgle. A servoskull with a bowtie around its jaw floats into the room and plays a recording in Low Gothic. "Ahem, good evening monsours and mesdames.I present to you the Scourge of the Laer, First Chair of the Kakophoni, Grand Sponsor of the Chilean Anal Prolapse Suffocation Double Elimination Tournament circa Siege of Terra, the Cold Death of Skalathrax, Scourge of the Ecclesiarchy, CLIT COMMANDER of the Pussy Riot Revolution, and the Emperor's Child. I PRESENT TO YOU, HASSAN THE MAGNIFICENT!"

The recording flips over to the themesong of one of the planet's local game shows as Hassan the Noise Marine runs in super excited and hopped up on space drugs and hops around the room "YAY ME!" the Traitor Marine shouts as he spins around and lands in his seat. The recording comes to a screeching halt as Hassan takes to his seat. "Ok so lets talk about all these bitches we are gonna kill in this dumb event." Hassan snaps his fingers. "Bitches leave!" he says and his retinue of sycophants leave, the blue mohawk girl seen pushing the piano player's wheelchair past the door, blind and wearing oversized sunglasses. He is not black.
.

pre:
Name: Hassan the Magnificent 
Archetype: Noise Marine
Legion: Emperor's Children
Pride: Foresight (+5 Per/-5 Fel)
Disgrace: Wrath (+5 Per/-2 WP/-1 Wound)
Motivation: Legacy (+2 Inf/-4 Int)
Alignment: Slaanesh
SPECIAL ABILITIES:
Intoxicating Uproar: Noise Marines are renowned
for their extraordinarily acute hearing and the
complete abandonment with which they surrender
themselves to the unique ecstasies of their perverse
gift. Noise Marines gain a +20 bonus to any Test
involving Hearing. In combat, a Noise Marine gains
a +2 bonus to Toughness, Fear, and Pinning Tests
for every other active participant or point of Horde
Magnitude (up to a maximum of 12). However, in
order to disengage from combat, a Noise Marine must
make a Challenging (+0) Willpower Test.

Dread Wail: Noise Marines are capable of manipulating
the many amplifiers and sonic weapons incorporated into
their armour to truly devastating effect thanks to their
intimate knowledge of battlefield acoustics. Once per
combat encounter, a Noise Marine may spend an Infamy
Point to either increase the Damage and Penetration of
a sonic weapon he is wielding by an amount equal to
his Perception bonus or to force everyone within 50m
to make a Hard (– 20) Willpower Test to resist the
effects of the Noise Marine’s choice of either Fear (2),
1d5 levels of Fatigue, or becoming Stunned for 2 rounds.


Characteristics:
WS  36 (30 + 6)
BS  52 (30 + 17 + 5[Advances])
S   40[60](30 + 10) [+20 Power Armour]
T   41 (30 + 11)
Ag  50 (30 + 20)
Int 40 (30 + 14 - 4[Motivation])
Per 56[71] (30 + 16 + 5[Pride] + 5 [Disgrace]) [+5 Legacy of Excess/+10 Power Armour]
WP  38 (30 + 5 - 2 [Disgrace] 5[Advances])
Fel 35 (30 + 5 - 5[Pride] + 5[Advances])
Inf 38 (24 + 15[Archetype/Bonus] + 2[Motivation] -5[Burned] +2 [Campaign])	

Stats Roll
Wounds Roll
Infamy Roll
Wounds: 16 [17 - 1[Disgrace])	
Infamy Points: 3
Corruption: 25


Experience: 6000/6000

Slaanesh
Sacred Number: 6 (and multiples of 6)
Effect: Any Heretic with 6 more Slaanesh-dedicated
advances than any other type of advance treats his Perception
Bonus as one higher for Tests relating to the five senses.
Correctly using the number 6 in any Rite or Ritual dedicated
to Slaanesh grants a +20 bonus to all relevant Tests.

Advances [7 Slaanesh/1 Tzeentch/1 Unaligned]
Noise Marine Archetype (4100 exp)
Rapid Reaction (300 exp)
Excessive Wealth (200 exp)
Hard Target (300 exp)
Simple BS Advance (250 exp)
Simple WP Advance (250 exp)
Simple Fel Advance (100 exp)
Charm (100 exp)
Charm +10 (200 exp)
Deceive +10 (200 exp)




Talents:
Air of Authority
Ambidextrous 
Ancient Warrior
Bulging Biceps
Deadeye Shot
Excessive Wealth
Exotic Weapon Training (Sonic Blaster)
Hard Target
Heightened Senses (Hearing, Sight)
Hip Shooting 
Jaded
Legion Weapon Training
Lightning Reflexes
Light Sleeper
Mimic
Nerves of Steel
Peer (Mortal Followers of Slaanesh) 
Quick Draw
Rapid Reaction
Resistance (Cold, Heat, Poisons)
Sharpshooter
Unarmed Warrior

Skills:
Athletics
Awareness +10
Charm +10
Common Lore (Imperium, War)
Deceive +10
Dodge +10
Forbidden Lore (Adeptus Astartes, Daemonology, The Horus Heresy and the Long War)
Interrogation
Intimidate
Linguistics (Low Gothic) 
Navigate (Surface) 
Operate (Surface)
Parry

Traits:
Amphibious
Flyer
Unnatural Strength (+4) 
Unnatural Toughness (+4)

Mutations:
Rewards of Slaanesh: Face of Slaanesh
Gifts of the God: Winged

Equipment:
Legacy Noise Marine Sonic Blaster
Legion Bolter w/4 Mags
Legion Bolt Pistol w/2 Mags
2 Legion Frag Grenades 
2 Legion Krak Grenades
Legion Power Armour (Careful Maintenance, Augmented with Spare Parts from Acquisitions)
Legion Combat Knife

Acquistion
#1: Legacy Sonic Blaster
-Legacy of Excess (+1 DoS on BS tests/+5 Per when weapon in use)
-Merciless Pattern Legacy Ability #1: Ripper (Targets that suffer damage must
pass a toughness test with a penalty=Infamy Bonusx2 or suffer from blood loss)
-Merciless Pattern Legacy Ability #2 Massacre (Devastating at 1/2 Infamy Bonus rounded up
#2: Legion Power Armour (Cannibalized for Parts)
#3: Legion Power Armour (Cannibalized for Parts)
DYNE UNIQUE ACQUISITION POOL (70/70 Points expended) (Ancient Warrior/Item Modifiers)
#1 Coterie of Sycophants (Rock Band) (+0)
#2 Personal Sigil (Pussy Riot Rock Band) (+10)
#3 Infernal Star (Force Field) (-20)
#4 Pain Vents (Legacy Sonic Blaster) (-20)
#5 Sonic Shrieker (Armor Upgrade: Helmet) (-30)



Armor
Mk. 4 "Maximus" Armour (G.C) [+5 to Interrogation because surprise sex Marine]
AP: 10[Body]/9[Rest] (Option 1: Enhanced Ceramite Plating)
Customizations: Careful Maintenace, Chain Bandoliers, Scavenged Reconstruction
Weight: 100kg
Enhanced Strength: +20
Auto-Senses: +10 (Option 2)
Life Sustainer: Online (Option 4)
Biomonitor: Online (Option 5)
Pain Suppressant: 6 Doses (Option 5)
Vox-Link: Online (Cannibalized from Spare Suit #1)
Magnetised Boots: Online (Cannibalized from Spare Suit #1)
Recoil Suppression: Online (Cannibalized from Spare Suit #2)
Dexterity Modifier: -10
Nutrient Recycling: Online (Cannibalized from Spart Suit #2)
Sustainable Power Source: Yes (Option 3)

Rolls:
(12:40:35 PM) MandozerTheGreat: Armor PA Modifications
(12:40:40 PM) MandozerTheGreat: Original Suit
(12:40:55 PM) MandozerTheGreat: 1d10
(12:40:56 PM) Hashutbot: MandozerTheGreat, 1d10: 5 [1d10=5]
(12:41:02 PM) MandozerTheGreat: B.C. Suit #1
(12:41:03 PM) MandozerTheGreat: 1d10
(12:41:03 PM) Hashutbot: MandozerTheGreat, 1d10: 6 [1d10=6]
(12:41:06 PM) MandozerTheGreat: B.C. Suit #2
(12:41:07 PM) MandozerTheGreat: 1d10
(12:41:08 PM) Hashutbot: MandozerTheGreat, 1d10: 1 [1d10=1]


pre:
WS     BS     S      T      Ag     Int    Per    WP     Fel  
36     52   40[60]   41     50     40    56[71]  38     35

Wounds: 16 / 16        Infamy: 3/3 Fear Rating: 2[4]   Fatigue Level: 0
[Normal] Half Move: 6 Full Move: 12 Charge: 18 Run: 36
[Flyer] Half Move: 5 Full Move: 10 Charge: 15 Run: 30

SB: 8  TB: 8
Awareness: 81/91/111 [General/Sight/Hearing]
Dodge: 60
Parry: 40
Armour: Arms 9, Body 11, Head 9, Legs 9
Noteworthy Armor Traits: Chain Bandoliers, Scavenged Reconstruction
Force Field (Infernal Star): 50 Overload: 01-05

Weapons:
Noise Marine Sonic Blaster "Caro" 100m S/2/4 1d10+11[16] E Pen:6[11] Special: Devastating (2), Legacy of Excess, 
Pain Vents, Reliable, Ripper
Legion Bolt Pistol 30m S/2/- 1d10+9 X Pen: 4 Clip: 8/8 Rld: Half Special: Tearing
Legion Combat Knife 1d10+8 R Pen: 2
Legion Frag Grenade 24m S/–/– 2d10+2 X Pen: 0 Ammo: 2/2 Special:Blast (4) .7kg Scarce
Legion Krak Grenade 24m S/–/– 2d10+8 X Pen: 6 Ammo: 2/2



Armour Upgrades:
Robes of Torment: PC receives +1 additional damage/+10 to next test made when he receives damage the first time each round. 
PC intentionally cause 1 damage (ignoring all forms of protection) as free action to gain +10 to next test. 
Bonus lost if not used by PC's next turn.
Sonic Shrieker: PC may activate just after intiative is rolled but before the first round. 
Everyone (Friend or Foe), excluding wearer, must take a -20 WP test or count as surprised in the first round of combat.
Equipment that protects against sonic attacks functions as normal. Must be mounted on a power armour helmet and requires one hour
to recharge after each use.

Noteworthy Gifts/Rewards:
Face of Slaanesh: Fear Rating 2/Peer (Mortal Followers of Slaanesh)
Winged: Gain Flyer Trait, movement rate=AB*2. 
Slaanesh: Gossamer-thin pinions sprout from the character’s back.

Special Abilities:
Intoxicating Uproar: +20 bonus to any Test
involving Hearing. In combat, +2 bonus to Toughness, Fear, and Pinning Tests for every other active participant 
or point of Horde Magnitude (up to a maximum of 12). +0 WP test to disengage
Dread Wail: May spend an Infamy
Point to either increase damage pen on wielded Sonic weapon to amoutn=Per Bonus or
force everyone within 50m to make -20 WP to resist either Fear (2),
1d5 levels of Fatigue, or 2 rounds of Stun.

Noteworthy Talents:
Ambidextrous: Use either hand equally well, do not suffer -20 penalty for using weapons in offhand
When used with Two Weapon Wielder, drops penalty for making attacks with both weapons to -10.
Ancient Warrior: +10 Fel/Skill tests when dealing with Veterans of the Long War, easier to acquire Legion Weaponry.
Bulging Biceps: Always counts as braced.
Hard Target: -20 BS penalty to hit PC when making charge/run action, stacks with any modifiers.
Heightened Senses (Hearing/Sight): +10 to any test involving that sense.
Hip Shooting: Full Move and standard attack with ranged weapon
Jaded: Dead bodies, xenos creatures, and other terrifying but natural occurrences
do not elicit Fear Tests. Terrors of the Warp still affect the character normally.
Lightning Reflexes: Roll for Initiative Twice and take highest.
Light Sleeper: Character always assumed to be awake for awareness tests.
Mimic: Can mimic voices after studying the pattern for one hour.
Nerves of Steel: Reroll WP tests for Fear/Pinning, +10 WP bonus when opposing enemy Intimidation.
Peer (Mortal Followers of Slaanesh: +10 to Fel when dealing with relevant group.
Rapid Reload: Halves reload time (noted above).
Resistance (Cold, Heat, Poisons): +10 to tests to resist relevant group.
Sharpshooter: No penalty for Called Shots.
Quick Draw: Draw weapon as a free action.
Unarmed Warrior: Unarmed attacks do 1d10+SB I Primitive 7

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frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Drevan

"Oh you wanna talk about fat? I'm gonna tell who's fat herOH poo poo" Drevan sees the incoming nurglite to his face and slices it in half with his flesh-fused runesword. "Least you could do is control the bloody things!"

He turns to the Slaneesh stupidity. "And now there's THIS idiot, I can see this event is gonna be GREAT. Least you could do is let the bitches stay here with us dammit."

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Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010


Bartameus

"You have a beautiful bird", Bartameus says to Venificus. "Is it trained?" As he's admiring the bird, Hassan enters. "Oh, my," he says. "You certainly know how to make an entrance, sir!", as he claps.

Astus
Nov 11, 2008


Mordred

"Hey, Has-a-whatever, noise marine guy. Keep it down, we're playing cards here. If you're going to start up a rock band or whatever, do it outside." Sitting on the floor next to the others, Mordred pulls out a small, brass skull. "Picked this up from a Khorne gift shop, not sure how much it's worth. That good enough to get me in the game?"

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

TOO FAT TO BE A JUGGALO

Kayleen

"Sure. This isn't exactly a plasma flask and 3-dozen-souls kinda game." She tosses two cards at him.

Waci
May 30, 2011

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Adeptus Fuckstodes


Veneficus

Between the commotation Hassan caused and the one he is without a doubt about to cause, Veneficus gets a word in to answer Bartameus. "It is indeed trained, and makes both a fine companion and a convenient mode of transportation." He turns back to Hassan with the rest of the crowd and greets him before placing a magazine of bolter shells on the table. "Nice to meet you, Clit Commander Hassan."

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Hassan
"Yeah, yeah deal me in." Hassan says as someone here gets down to the business. Hustling. He replies to every positive greeting with something along the lines of a "Likewise, pleasure to meet you all." The Khornate human earns his attention for something more than the usual. "Silly khornate pussy ain't for kids."

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frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Drevan

"Hey Hassan pull some string with whoever Slaneesh gently caress runs this joint and bring us some amasec would ya? This recaf here is bloody shameful."

Waci
May 30, 2011

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Veneficus

"Bloody? What, was smashing the pot not enough so you decided to bleed on it too?"

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Jan 9, 2007

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Hassan
"Hmm, I can arrange that. No problem." Hassan whistles, "BITCHES GET ME AMASEC, THE GOOD STUFF! Tell Cordelia to come to and bring cigars!" He turns back to the khornate "Five minutes."

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

TOO FAT TO BE A JUGGALO

Kayleen

"Sure. What's your ante, big guy?" Another two cards.

IPlayVideoGames
Nov 28, 2004

I unironically like Anders as a character.


The Butcher

One of the nurglings cover its eyes, and another one dramatically faints off the side of the table as their brother is cut in half.

"Right. Call me the Butcher," he marine introduces, reaching into his armor to pull out the donut earlier deposited, dragging out another nurgling with it, still gnawing away. He drops that and the daemon next to the charge pack as his ante.

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Hassan
"Slaves, Favors, and murder."

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Drevan

Drevan smiles at the noise marine. "You're alright for a Slaneesh gently caress, you know that? Your pink power armour makes me want to smash your face, but you're alright!"

He then glares angrily at the Thousand Son "I'll bleed wherever I want you hear me Psyker!? Go talk to your stupid space chicken instead!"

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010


Bartameus

Bartameus stands up, pours himself a cup of recaf and gets a donut, and while he's up, tries to pick up some of Drevan's spilled blood, because his philosophy is that you never know when you'll need blood. Seeing no blood, he mutters under his breath about people who use rude slang and sits back down.

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Waci
May 30, 2011

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Veneficus

Veneficus chuckles at the angry human khorne-worshipper. "She's defecated things both bigger and smarter than you, my friend. I'd watch it unless you intend to become one of them."

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Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

TOO FAT TO BE A JUGGALO

Kayleen

Nothing the nurgling on the table she makes a mental note to lose this hand. She flips the fourth card, Empress of Thrones. Just a few more minutes until their contact comes, hopefully.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Drevan

"Man I'm curious about how that thing tastes actually." Drevan thinks loudly. Bored, he gets some of his own eternally spilling blood from his Mark of Khorne on his fingers and draws DREVAN WUZ HERE in the nearest wall, along with a little Khorne symbol.

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Seriously?



Moments after the khornate doodles on the wall with his own blood, the same servitor trundles out of the back closet. It whirs over to the wall and raises a robotic arm, spritzing a blue fluid onto the wall which cause the blood to run and smear. The servitor produces a rag and wipes the wall down, before turning jerkily back towards the closet and wheeling back in. The door shuts with a quiet and unominous click.

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Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010


Bartameus

Bartameus eats his doughnut. "That's a handy little thing. Do you think the governor sells them?" He crumples up a napkin and throws it on the floor, watching it intently to see if it'll trigger the servitor.

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