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404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Keep in mind, this is from Kurtzman & Orci of "we're responsible for the Transformers movies" infamy.

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404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
So we lose Clancy Brown and gain John Cho?

...go on.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Some kind of... Red Coat? THE DEVIL, YOU SAY?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Of course she was a witch. This makes perfect sense!

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Yes. I am on board for this. Give us all the Clancy Brown Audio Logs.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Clearly Orlando Jones is a secret warlock.

John Cho might be a Lo Pan, jury's still out on that one.

404GoonNotFound fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Sep 17, 2013

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Wait, wasn't Death the last horseman, not the first? drat backwards Hollywood Bibles :argh:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
...and how is she still on the force after this?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
That's not a skull. I mean, there's still eyes and fleshy bits and everything!

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
See Fox? Seven seasons, it's in the prophecy and everything!

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
...was that a loving Slenderman?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Well, at least he learns quickly eno-OH GOD APES HAVE TAKEN OVER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
The ALMOST Headless Horseman, apparently.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Witchcraft. Of loving course.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
So the British just wanted the end of the world? Sure, let's go with that.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Mr. Maltose posted:

Ahaha of course Washington has secret Batman tunnels in the city.

Ahem. Secret Freemason tunnels. Jeez, it's like you never played Assassin's Creed 3.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Annakie posted:

Annd we have a hideout!

No Giles, I'm calling bullshit :spergin:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Hey, I never said it was a good game. Just 100% historically accurate.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Romani Greek? 2 episodes and we're already tossing Gypsies into this? Wow.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

E the Shaggy posted:

catnoise.wav

Is someone throwing it?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
And he goes back from Spooky to John Cho. Beautiful :allears:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
And, in true Hansel & Gretel fashion, she returns hot and naked, because why not?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Ghost Clancy Brown vs. Zombie John Cho, best of three falls in a steel cage. There's your season finale.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

nine-gear crow posted:

Also, this show needs more of Ichabod being charmingly bemused by modern technology/society, THAT is the best part of this show.

Hopefully Ichabod will take it upon himself to investigate this mysterious ape uprising by the season finale :tinfoil:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Mr. Maltose posted:

Obviously Washington's instigation that sparked the French and Indian War was mystically backed.

Actually, the Anglo-French Rivalry ended in 1763, exactly 250 years ago. This obviously means something.

EDIT: Seriously, if the French and Indian War is a plot point I'm going to be so smug for a day.

It turns out Bacon's Rebellion was a zombie uprising, sorry.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

And obviously Washington was a warlock. Or that's what I'm getting from this show.

Well of course he was, dude was 12 stories high and made of radiation.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Midnight City posted:

I think the replacement priest that's bound to show up is definitely going to serve as the Giles / Knowledge Dude of the show, they can't just keep relying on his spirit wife to tell him cryptic clues for everything.

I dunno, she's in a lot of the promotional shots with the main duo + Orlando Jones.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Gonz posted:

Orlando Jones is a holographic AI encyclopedia from the future.

I thought he was a crackhead trying to get back on his feet by selling magazine subscriptions.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Annakie posted:

Week 3 of this crazy train! :dance:

Are we going off the rails yet?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Was he leaking sand or someth-oh. OOOOOOH.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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Next Week: TOOTH FAIRY

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
drat NEWFANGLED TECHNOMOBOBS! :bahgawd:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
...why do I have a bad feeling he just got a Tumblr nickname?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
So this is all one big Washington Irving clusterfuck. Got it.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

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So now that we're in Dreamland does this mean Witch Wife's gonna show up?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Of course the Sandman turns into glass. Dream logic, motherfucker!

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
You'd figure an insane asylum would have more security than your average rental office space.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Zythrst posted:

I love that somehow Ichabod was the most progressive 18th century man ever.

And yet still from the 18th century. Just watch, he'll be massively racist against French people. And possibly the Dutch as well.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Just... felt like a random monologue?

e: Oh god OnStar :laffo:

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404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
We goin' full-on Ars Goetia here :toot:

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