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If only I knew the payoff using a cheap crew for the final heist, I would have taken the small hit using the cheap crew during earlier heists to build up their stats. Using an expensive crew vs. cheap is about a 13 million dollar difference for each character. The BAWSAQ stock market is completely broken for me, so over half of the assassination missions are useless for making money. With the garage eating my two $500,000 cars I need all the money I can get.
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I don't get why Michael's family is being such a bitch to him. I'm just trying to be nice and all they do is loving swear and yell at me! Also Amanda is always cheating on me and she has the nerve to say all this poo poo to me???
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Sep 24, 2013 08:32
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Augh I am clearly far too terrible with a controller to land this plane in Trevor's first-ish mission, and then I tried to skip it and my ps3 had a brainmelt and just sat there "loading" until I turned it off in mock frustration. Should I be doing any of the below? - Deploying landing gear really early (does it make any difference to plane handling/speed) - Breaking so much that the propellers are no longer spinning In fact, is speed while flying "analogue" by any stretch? Or are there something like x different speed levels (or does continually holding down L2 get me where I want to be?) And Trevor has the highest level flying skill of the bunch! Things are not looking good for our hero.
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Sep 24, 2013 08:33
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I wanted a bicycle. They didn't have any.  gently caress them for not having a bike.  I got a bike!  And because I don't have a capture card:  gently caress you, nature.      gently caress you, nature. 
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Sep 24, 2013 08:34
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washow posted:I don't get why Michael's family is being such a bitch to him. I'm just trying to be nice and all they do is loving swear and yell at me! Also Amanda is always cheating on me and she has the nerve to say all this poo poo to me??? I think that's  Because (later mission spoilers I guess?)when Michael reunites with his family they rattle off a long, long, long, long, long, long list of hired help that Amanda has hosed, but then his daughter and wife poo poo on Michael for cheating and being disrespectful to women for using prostitutes (even though in my game I never did)
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Sep 24, 2013 08:35
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SorcerousHam posted:Because (later mission spoilers I guess?) when Michael reunites with his family they rattle off a long, long, long, long, long, long list of hired help that Amanda has hosed, but then his daughter and wife poo poo on Michael for cheating and being disrespectful to women for using prostitutes (even though in my game I never did) The lesson to learn here is gently caress a lot of hookers and go to the strip club a lot when you play as Michael.
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Sep 24, 2013 08:38
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 I wish people would stop posting every goddamn character transition they stumble upon. You know that feeling you got when it came as a total surprise to you? You're taking that away from others. I think I've had every one of them spoiled for me by now and I'm carefully avoiding all black bars.
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Sep 24, 2013 08:38
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Metanaut posted:
There is no way that kid isn't the biggest little poo poo imaginable.
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Sep 24, 2013 08:40
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:There is no way that kid isn't the biggest little poo poo imaginable. It's also just a really  gif, goddamn it's creepy.
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Sep 24, 2013 08:41
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Capn Beeb posted:I wanted a bicycle. I, too, wanted a bike. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPvrAshD7q8 No, not that kind of bike. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1caI0fNsLhY
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Sep 24, 2013 08:44
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Can someone give me the general area for finding bigfoot?
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Sep 24, 2013 08:46
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Slim Killington posted:I, too, wanted a bike.
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Sep 24, 2013 08:47
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SorcerousHam posted:I think that's I think the game counts having to walk through the strip club to get some late game missions towards that condition.
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Sep 24, 2013 08:48
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Cerebulon posted:I think the game counts having to walk through the strip club to get some late game missions towards that condition. I'm pretty sure they are talking about events that happened before the game.
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Sep 24, 2013 08:49
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Cerebulon posted:I think the game counts having to walk through the strip club to get some late game missions towards that condition. Speaking of that: Is there no wardrobe in the strip joint?
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Sep 24, 2013 08:53
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SorcerousHam posted:I think that's Its not funny though. A lot of this poo poo isn't funny. The Yoga mission sucks and the torture mission was boring as hell. I guess telling the guy he has no family and to fly away is supposed to be funny or whatever but its not. RBX fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Sep 24, 2013 |
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Sep 24, 2013 08:56
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Slim Killington posted:I, too, wanted a bike. This is the kind of player-produced content I have been looking forward to seeing, the storyline spoilers in this thread aren't bothering me at all, whats bothering me is that I won't be able to purchase the game for a couple months.  Please post some more awesome videos guys, just like back in the GTA4 days, so much hilarious player-produced content, its as close as I will come to playing the game for awhile.
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Sep 24, 2013 08:58
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Capn Beeb posted:Speaking of that: There is. It's the strippers dressing area.
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Sep 24, 2013 08:58
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I thought I read somewhere you could hunt animals and sell the meat to Burger Shot. can anyone confirm?
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Sep 24, 2013 09:05
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Retarded_Clown_ posted:I thought I read somewhere you could hunt animals and sell the meat to Burger Shot. can anyone confirm? Do the Cletus sidemissions with Trevor.
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Sep 24, 2013 09:09
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Ok, dunno if this is a bug or not, but having some trouble - When I go to the top of Mt Chilad via cable car, I can't see the various select missions, or do anything in the map other than set waypoints. It's screwing with a mission that I need to do. PS3 disc version.
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Sep 24, 2013 09:20
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Yoga "mission": After getting an angry phone call from Martin Madrozo, I decided to hike up Mt. Gordo at around 4 am on foot. Holding a pump shotgun in case of a lion attack, I reach the yoga mat around 5:40 am, just as the sun is done rising out of the ocean. And I don't even like this yoga minigame
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Sep 24, 2013 09:23
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Ok, dunno if this is a bug or not, but having some trouble - When I go to the top of Mt Chilad via cable car, I can't see the various select missions, or do anything in the map other than set waypoints. It's screwing with a mission that I need to do. Do you have the third bounty hunter mission?
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Sep 24, 2013 09:24
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Lord Ephraim posted:If only I knew the payoff using a cheap crew for the final heist, I would have taken the small hit using the cheap crew during earlier heists to build up their stats. So you get a bigger payout with the cheaper crew? Baron FU posted:Do the Cletus sidemissions with Trevor. Right neighborly of ya! Thank ya kindly!
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Sep 24, 2013 09:25
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:There is no way that kid isn't the biggest little poo poo imaginable. I don't know at least he seems grateful for the age inappropriate gift.
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Sep 24, 2013 09:33
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Man, this game is sold out everywhere. It's insane. Even Call of Duty had copies floating around a couple days after release, but nope.
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Sep 24, 2013 09:34
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Really game, that was one of the only times I've gotten legitimately mad for a second. I'm flying Trevor out to do another mission with the wannabe border patrol and some random event pops up below me, so I bring the helicopter down and it's some lady trying to hitchhike. She gives me this story about "Oh I got lost hiking and I've been stuck out here for an hour and nobody will help!" and starts coming over, then stops and whines about me being in a helicopter. Okay that's stupid but sure, I'll just take a car from some random ped. I take a jeep from two old women and go over, as the event lady starts getting in one of these old hags drags me out and starts hitting me, so obviously I kick her face in and get back in. THEN her likewise old rear end woman friend comes and yanks me out, cue Trevor beating another old woman. I finally get back into the Jeep and start driving a little ways before I get an automatic one star suddenly, which causes the event lady to freak out and run, after which I mow her down in the jeep and fly off the side of the cliff in anger to both avoid the cops and take out my frustration on this lovely car.
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Yardbomb posted:Really game, that was one of the only times I've gotten legitimately mad for a second. I'm flying Trevor out to do another mission with the wannabe border patrol and some random event pops up below me, so I bring the helicopter down and it's some lady trying to hitchhike. She gives me this story about "Oh I got lost hiking and I've been stuck out here for an hour and nobody will help!" and starts coming over, then stops and whines about me being in a helicopter. Okay that's stupid but sure, I'll just take a car from some random ped. I take a jeep from two old women and go over, as the event lady starts getting in one of these old hags drags me out and starts hitting me, so obviously I kick her face in and get back in. THEN her likewise old rear end woman friend comes and yanks me out, cue Trevor beating another old woman. I finally get back into the Jeep and start driving a little ways before I get an automatic one star suddenly, which causes the event lady to freak out and run, after which I mow her down in the jeep and fly off the side of the cliff in anger. "Whaddya mean you don't want to ride in a helicopter?! ITS A loving HELICOPTER!! Some people just have to look a gift horse in the mouth."
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Is there anyway I can get rid of Franklin's horrid green motorcycle? I despise that thing.
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Anti-Hero posted:Is there anyway I can get rid of Franklin's horrid green motorcycle? I despise that thing. You can mod it.
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Yardbomb posted:Really game, that was one of the only times I've gotten legitimately mad for a second. I'm flying Trevor out to do another mission with the wannabe border patrol and some random event pops up below me, so I bring the helicopter down and it's some lady trying to hitchhike. She gives me this story about "Oh I got lost hiking and I've been stuck out here for an hour and nobody will help!" and starts coming over, then stops and whines about me being in a helicopter. Okay that's stupid but sure, I'll just take a car from some random ped. I take a jeep from two old women and go over, as the event lady starts getting in one of these old hags drags me out and starts hitting me, so obviously I kick her face in and get back in. THEN her likewise old rear end woman friend comes and yanks me out, cue Trevor beating another old woman. I finally get back into the Jeep and start driving a little ways before I get an automatic one star suddenly, which causes the event lady to freak out and run, after which I mow her down in the jeep and fly off the side of the cliff in anger to both avoid the cops and take out my frustration on this lovely car. Better ending than the one I (and most people) got. At the gun training, am I supposed to be able to get 2x and 3x multipliers with the minigun challenges? I squeeze only a little and it still seems to break the combo when the target flips up. I'm talking I squeeze and release without pause, but I still only barely got the first challenge at bronze. pik_d fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Sep 24, 2013 |
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futureproof posted:You can mod it. Modding it doesn't prevent Franklin from showing up on it, which I don't want either. I tried to blow it up, but it just came back.
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pik_d posted:Better ending than the one I (and most people) got. Just spray from left to right. they are some of the easiest to gold.
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pik_d posted:At the gun training, am I supposed to be able to get 2x and 3x multipliers with the minigun challenges? I squeeze only a little and it still seems to break the combo when the target flips up. I'm talking I squeeze and release without pause, but I still only barely got the first challenge at bronze. The mini-gun loses its multiplier if you haven't hit anything after a short amount of time, accuracy and shots missed don't affect the score or the multiplier.
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iCaPpY posted:The mini-gun loses its multiplier if you haven't hit anything after a short amount of time, accuracy and shots missed don't affect the score or the multiplier. Ah, I was treating it like any other gun, pausing between targets. Thanks.
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Is there anything solid about the [potential spoiler for anyone who hasn't jumped in the cable car yet] drawings at the top of Mount Chilliad? I see a UFO, a hatching egg and a dude with a jetpack, all in some sort of mountain complex. Do these unlock after getting all the pickups? Does it tie in to GTA Online? Dear god do I get another jetpack???
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Baron FU posted:Do you have the third bounty hunter mission? Yup. That's why it's bugging me that it won't load correctly. I even tried hiking up there but still, no love.
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Somebody should really tell Rockstar that there should never, ever be a loving enemy that can kill you in a single hit.
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I did the entire piece of poo poo mountain bike race with my middle finger extended to make it crystal clear just how much I enjoyed it.
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