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Beer_Suitcase posted:So my kiddo gets these fun lil activity boxes and this one was a printing press. She's decided to make NFTs .(Novas Fancy Things)of her character Buttboy I would buy the hell out of Buttboy merch. I think we found the next billion dollar movie franchise
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Please continue to support buttboy
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Dec 22, 2023 20:09
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Once the holidays wind down I'll be hitting up the print shop. She's already making a list for the next run. I can also submit suggestions if y'all have any.
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Dec 22, 2023 20:44
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How many slurp juices can you use on a buttboy
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Dec 22, 2023 20:45
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the holy poopacy posted:How many slurp juices can you use on a buttboy No limit but only non-compendium slurp juices are allowed. Anti Rizz spin does get applied to every 2nd slurp juice. It won't stack with any Gyat Glizzies but that won't impact the Stank Rating Edit: is there an easy and free way to make a store for these? Beer_Suitcase has a new favorite as of 20:56 on Dec 22, 2023 |
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Dec 22, 2023 20:53
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Pretty sure Redbubble is still kind of the default for that.
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Dec 22, 2023 21:58
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oh naww these wouldnt be reprints like that. Imma get them printed in town have the kiddo sign em and mail em out.
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Dec 23, 2023 01:14
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Etsy is the best choice if you want to mail them yourself, these rock like hell. Would make amazing postcards.
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Dec 23, 2023 02:30
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Buttboy Garfield. Surprised Jim Davis hasn't tried to market him yet
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I hate bundays
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Today at dinner, a propos of nothing, my kid asked: "Mom, why did you marry Dad at the worst possible time?" My wife and I exchange blank stares and shrugs: "What do you mean?" "I heard you married Dad when you were wet!  Why would you do that?" Took us a second to figure out he heard someone online talking about people being wed on the day of their marriage.
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Dec 23, 2023 20:43
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5: Mommy I want to play Dragons and Dungeonmasters. Me: okay... 5: you be the dragon Me: sounds right. 5: and *I* have the skateboard.
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Dec 23, 2023 22:58
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thunderdome winner
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"Mom, pretend that my butt doesn't stink, or have a bruise on it, and that I'm a Pikachu." "Maybe there's someone out there stealing a stick right now. Or a computer game. Or a bow tie." (Mr. Vain by Culture Beat starts playing) "I like this song! It makes me want to make my booty wiggle."
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Jan 18, 2024 19:37
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Well, the kid ain't wrong
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Jan 20, 2024 10:08
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yep. top 5 booty wiggle song imo
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Jan 20, 2024 11:02
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ButtBoy NFT (Novas Fancy Things) Prints are now available! https://novasfancythings.etsy.com I will be posting the original ButtBoy as well and i think he is gonna be a glossy 8x10 for :tenbux: and now NovasFunnyThings.com will take you to our etsy page. It was always supossed to be Funnythings not fancythings and i noticed too late and etsy wont let you change it w/o starting all over Beer_Suitcase has a new favorite as of 00:34 on Jan 27, 2024 |
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Jan 23, 2024 23:01
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First thing my toddler said on seeing me this evening when I got home from work while she and my husband were eating dinner: "Mommy tiiiired."
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Feb 15, 2024 04:31
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a 2 year old saw my dad at the grocery yesterday and was like "Kleo's mom!" recognized him from when he sometimes picks up my sister's daughter Kleo from childcare, pretty sharp kid that one
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Feb 15, 2024 07:55
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" have you ever seen poopy pants?" no son. this is a complete stunner for me.
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Mar 2, 2024 10:20
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lotta rookie scammers there also my boomer dad just says "i dont have a computer/telephone/whatever" btw for some reason ive literally never gotten a scam phone call, and ive had this phone number for at almost 20 years. one time i thought i got one cause someone called and talked about a phone plan so i said not interested and hung up and the guy immediately called back and very quickly said something like "cmon man im not selling, its just we're shutting down the plan youre on" and i said send me the papers and hung up again and blocked the number they never did send me any papers, but my subscription dropped from iirc 119 to 89 dkk a month so i made out alright on that Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 10:35 on Mar 2, 2024 |
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Mar 2, 2024 10:28
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Back when the internet was dial up, we had a second phone line for the computer and my dad had an all-in-one fax/printer/phone hooked up to it, so any calls were 100% wrong numbers or scammers, and my parents gave me cart blanche to go ham on that phone. When I was 16-ish, I got a call and did something probably very dumb and it was my boss from work “Bob, is that any way to answer the phone?” Turns out he was trying to call my dad for an unrelated need and just called the first listing in the phone book.
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Mar 5, 2024 20:52
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Listing your data line is poor form.
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Mar 5, 2024 20:59
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Subjunctive posted:Listing your data line is poor form. Makes sense for my boomer dad. We were always middle class and he always wanted to look better off than we were. I could see him seeing prestige in “look how rich I am, I can afford two phone lines!”
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omnibobb posted:Makes sense for my boomer dad. We were always middle class and he always wanted to look better off than we were. I could see him seeing prestige in “look how rich I am, I can afford two phone lines!” Also IIRC many local phone companies charged a fee for keeping a line unlisted.
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Mar 6, 2024 02:39
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isn't it inadvisable to keep scammers on the line nowadays because they want to record you saying "yes" to something, or scrape your voice to make ai of it to fake being you when they call your bank or something
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I still remember being highly amused when one of those fake "we're the IRS send us all your money" calls hit me at my work phone... at H&R Block. It's too bad it was a recording or I'd have had so much fun with that one - "You're with the IRS? Great, I was waiting for you guys to get back to me!". Geez, know your target when trying a scam though, people. Little less amusing when I had angry clients calling in about those calls saying "How could you screw up our return?!!" and I had to inform them the IRS NEVER calls you (hell, they can barely let you call them sometimes).
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Mar 19, 2024 06:53
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My brother's 4-year-old daughter doing a "grownup impression": : I drink coffee EVERY DAY, and fall asleep on the couch, and rock my baby to sleep!
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Jade Rider posted:My brother's 4-year-old daughter doing a "grownup impression": Wow, I feel so seen. Toddler: I want Christmas baby shark again! Me: Can you say "please can we watch Christmas baby shark again?" Toddler: OK Me: Can you please say that? Toddler: Say that.
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Jade Rider posted:My brother's 4-year-old daughter doing a "grownup impression": I made it deep into my 30s without regularly drinking coffee but now that I have my own baby, this impression is very accurate. Speaking of my baby, my grade 5 students got to meet him recently, on our last day together before they graduated elementary school. They were very good about it: all masked up, kept their distance, were calm and quiet for him. They absolutely adored him and kept saying how cute he was, it was very heartwarming for me. But they did find a way to (unintentionally) stick the elbow in. Towards the end of his short visit, as we were saying goodbye to him and Mrs Calexio, he was getting hungry and suddenly frowned very hard. Their immediate response? "Oh it's Mr Calexio! Baby Mr Calexio! It's Mr Calexio baby!" Thanks kids!
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"Toddler Nephew, what do you want to do when you grow up?" "Eat."
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I made lasagne and posted a picture on facebook. My friend commented this exchange he'd had with his daughter:quote:👧 what's that?
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