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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Gothsheep posted:

I'm curious now. What happens if you 'land' on water?
Oh, water... Dipping into water blows you up instantly.

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

S03E05: 1956.12.01-07 (Fire & Drizzle)
The war will be over by Christmas, right?

1956.12.01



A return to our CAS roots!

The napalm reel


This got me promoted to Flight Lieutenant.

1956.12.02



The dangerous fighter sweep reel


1956.12.03



The strange encounter on a CAP reel


1956.12.04



MiG-15 on the bombing run against Diepholz. *sigh*
The mission went very smoothly, right until we got jumped by a MiG-15bis and a MiG-17 flights on the way home.

The close shave reel


Two planes lost, one pilot wounded.

1956.12.06



An escort mission is something we haven't seen yet. We're assigned to prevent the extinction of a pair of Canberras.

The escort service reel


One of our pilots crashed, KIA.

1956.12.07



The devastating bombing reel


Another medal! I swear, I didn't report, that my two bombs did all that damage.



We weren't getting any medals flying Egypt, because the medals have to be added for each service separately. EAF is not normally playable, so they had no medals to offer.

I think, I'll do one more update in this campaign, with one more video, regardless of how long this war actually takes. There are only 3 Soviet tank units left on the map and the West is rolling out at least two formations of about 90 tanks each.

SelenicMartian fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Aug 22, 2014

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


SelenicMartian posted:

The dangerous fighter sweep reel

I'm surprised (and mildly disappointed) that merry chase didn't end for your AI buddies like often it does with War Thunder Pubbies:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

How big is that gif? Or rather, how slow is that host?

It turns out the next update will have to be a bit bigger, than I anticipated, because the squadron got upgraded to Hunter F.6.
Oh, and... Our Ralph Reynolds rammed another Soviet plane to death, with no injuries to himself. The true hero of this war, he has the other "gun" "aces" bring him tea and biscuits.

SelenicMartian fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Nov 16, 2013

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


The part with the multiple idiots colliding chasing a single beaufighter I believe is meant to be in slow motion (it speeds up as their burning wrecks start to fall).

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Galaga Galaxian posted:

I'm surprised (and mildly disappointed) that merry chase didn't end for your AI buddies like often it does with War Thunder Pubbies:



I will henceforth refer to this manuever as the Reverse Top Gun.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

That gif is 13 MB, actually, I got it to download (overnight) through a manager, because the hosting was arse.

The final Hunter videos are uploading, so the update should come tomorrow-ish. This campaign has a laziest win screen.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

S03E06: 1956.12.08-24 (Hunters & Hunters)

1956.12.08



A dull CAS mission.

1956.12.09



A successful Il-28 intercept. Then I rest a while in the hospital after being set on fire. Savages.

1956.12.12



A CAP mission I skipped by walking out of my plane, right after I climbed into the cockpit. The ground forced were taking a day off, too.

1956.12.15



A fighter sweep. The ground offensive is back on track.

The last fight of Hunter F.4. A darn good fight.




One pilot went MIA. Five kills for me. Plt. Off. Reynolds did it again.
A visiting officer bumped into Ralph one day - fourteen stitches and a broken wall. We told Ralph, he shouldn't taxi his Hunter through the base johns on the way to the hangars. He nodded and took another swig.



We switch to a new type, because we aren't killing things efficiently enough, possibly.
Despite getting an upgrade, we still receive the same number of planes we had. It's like they delivered only the conversion kits, and our entire unit spent a whole afternoon changing the wings and the engines.

1956.12.16



A CAP mission I use show off the new toy. Reynolds left for a brief medical check up.



The Hunter F.6 presents us with a range of loadout options unworthy of an interceptor.

The new old chap




Well, that was awkward. Another hospital visit, but no fatalities. We return to our scheduled broadcasting.

1956.12.21



A dawn sweep mission, in which our first ace Allen Duke bought the farm. He knew it was coming, and even the new type couldn't save him.
However Graham Crossley got his fifth kill on that flight, so we still have a gun-using ace. Also, the doctors brought Reynolds back the other day, and said he was sane, while undoing the padded straitjacket.

Supersonic-in-a-candive


I also took the time to snap some pics of other squadrons' aces







1956.12.22



A CAP flight during which nothing of interest happened.

1956.12.23



An Il-28 intercept followed by a promotion to Squadron Leader.

1956.12.24



A fighter sweep. The final showdown.

The mission video
A good cover for a Pigface album?



The final performance evaluation.



... :effort:
Something tells me that this campaign was rushed. The art recycling is lazy, the caption is lazy, the editing of the said caption is lazy as gently caress.
However, we're finally done with the expansions, and the developer had more time to flesh out the later campaigns.



Our final roster. Bader was shot down and captured in the very last mission, so he'll receive his ace honours when he returns from the tour of Berlin.
Ralph Reynolds got his ace status, but never saw a promotion. He doesn't care, for as long as he's wearing the fighting trousers.

SelenicMartian fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Aug 22, 2014

Nuramor
Dec 13, 2012

Most Amewsing Prinny Ever!
The missions where you're flying the F.6 are still titled "Hunter F.4" on Youtube.

I'm looking forward to our possible choices for the next campaign.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

:siren: VOTING POINT #2 :siren:
For the 1962 Red Thunder campaign
The brief summary of options is provided in the supplied informational video. And the text below.



The winner will get a 5(ish)-episode season, while the losers will get one episode each.

You're choosing a plane to fight yet another Evil Soviet invasion!

:siren: Last minute addition to make things more interesting, not in the video!:siren:
USAF F-105D Thunderchief







+ Air-to-Air search radar
+ Air-to-Ground radar
+ Can (on a good day) go Mach 1 at ground level (well, not literally), where the air is the most dense. Not an easy feat for the F-100.
+ 2 Sidewinders
+ M61 Vulcan is a never-jamming Gatling cannon.

- Doesn't turn
- Doesn't brake
- 2 Sidewinders
- 2 Sidewinders
- Bombing by the seat of pants at Mach 1 is not for the faint of heart, and F-105 gets a lot of bombing assignments

Now you're choosing a plane to fight yet another Evil Soviet invasion!
Vote in BOLD: F-100D, Lightning F.1, Hunter FGA.9 or F-105D.

I'll leave it open for about 48 hours.

-------------
RESULTS
pre:
Hunter 
Lightning ====
F-100     ========
F-105     =============
The Century Series are the favourites this time, especially the ones with larger numbers.

So, in order of increasing complexity the videos will go in the sequence of Hunter, F-100, Lightning and the F-105 campaign.

SelenicMartian fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Aug 22, 2014

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.
I am gonna put in a preferential vote in and take the F-105 as my main choice, but i am okay with the F-100 too.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

F-105!

traineehawking
Jan 29, 2008

For me, having sex with my girlfriend is about as exciting as eating a sandwich.
F-100D

Pimpmust
Oct 1, 2008

F-105D: Hail to the Chief baby :woop:

It got the performance of a F-35!

(Take that as you will)

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!




You bastard, just as I thought I knew exactly what to vote on after going through the list you throw a wrench in my gears. :mad:

But my vote goes for the F-105D

Granted the next vote will be even harder to pick from.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Lightning or Thud. Nothing else is acceptable.

Edit: I'll giving a nod to the Lightning if no one else will.

Bip Roberts fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Nov 19, 2013

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Dusseldorf posted:

Lighting or Thud. Nothing else is acceptable.
But which one in bold?

VKing
Apr 22, 2008
F-105D

radintorov
Feb 18, 2011
F-105D: the F-100D Super Sabre is certainly a cool plane, but the Thud only carries 2 useless missiles instead of 4.

GenHavoc
Jul 19, 2006

Vive L'Empreur!
Vive La Surcouf!
F-100D

Nuramor
Dec 13, 2012

Most Amewsing Prinny Ever!
F-100D

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


F-100D

Gothsheep
Apr 22, 2010
You know, you had way too easy of a time with the last campaign. So let's put some challenge back in the flight with the Lightning!

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Gothsheep posted:

You know, you had way too easy of a time with the last campaign. So let's put some challenge back in the flight with the Lightning!

Lightning is the coolest-looking plane this time around, but I think the votes are going towards the plane with the most Fs.

SSJ Reeko
Nov 4, 2009
F-105D!

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!




It's also worth pointing out that the Lightning F.3 will be making an appearance during the 1968 stage of this LP.

Can't wait for the 1979 vote just for one of the insane difficulty choices. :getin:

Rogue Norwegian
Apr 6, 2011
F-105D. It had me at the M61 Vulcan

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Clearly it's time you flew as fast as Lightning

Though choosing this time was tricky. Also, is it possible to get hit by cannon and NOT die now? Because most of the kills seemed to be basically 1-hit jobs.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Hmm. So depending on how true to aviation history it would be, you could find a plane retired in the middle of a campaign?

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Veloxyll posted:

Clearly it's time you flew as fast as Lightning

Though choosing this time was tricky. Also, is it possible to get hit by cannon and NOT die now? Because most of the kills seemed to be basically 1-hit jobs.

It's possible, though unlikely. You can even survive missile hits if you're lucky.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Normally I'd vote Lighting, if only because of their drop tanks, but a better version shows up later so...

THUD
(F-105)

brozozo
Apr 27, 2007

Conclusion: Dinosaurs.
F-105D THUD

That airfield strike you witnessed in the last video for the Hunter campaign was pretty cool and those aces screenshots looks great!

Kangra
May 7, 2012

There's a logical way to decide the vote: musically.

Armenian dances and Mott the Hoople are right out.

That puts it down to Metallica vs. AC/DC. It's a close call, but I side with the Thirty Thieves and the F105-D Thunderchief.

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby
F-100D

Strabo
Feb 25, 2011
F-100D because we're not gonna see it later.

Zero grinder
Sep 25, 2010
Fun Shoe
I was going to vote for the THUD but I think the F-100D deserves a chance since it's the last time well see it.

radintorov posted:

F-105D: the F-100D Super Sabre is certainly a cool plane, but the Thud only carries 2 useless missiles instead of 4.

If you think Sidewinders are useless try AIM-4 Falcons. :v:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Zero grinder posted:

If you think Sidewinders are useless try AIM-4 Falcons. :v:
That's the sole reason there's an F-4D campaign in the overall plan:mil101:

Pimpmust
Oct 1, 2008

Zero grinder posted:

I was going to vote for the THUD but I think the F-100D deserves a chance since it's the last time well see it.


If you think Sidewinders are useless try AIM-4 Falcons. :v:

I think you mean GAR-(1/2/3)4 Falcons :colbert:

FelistheIdiot
Dec 10, 2011
F-100D, because missiles are the future, and you totally don't need guns because close range dogfighting is a thing of the past because missiles are perfect no really.

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Soup Inspector
Jun 5, 2013
...At this rate, it feels like the only victory screen we're ever going to see is that one with the fireworks and F-4s. I've got a feeling that Selenic Martian said something along the lines of that being one of the few victory screens available, but I'm going to complain anyway. At least the Hunter got a worthy send-off.

As for the voting choice, unsurprisingly I was struck with a hankering for the English Electric Lightning (not least because I have an amusing anecdote to share regarding that aeroplane), but since we're going to run in to a later variant later I'll stay my hand and plump for the F-105D Thunderchief, because like hell am I going to vote for the flying hoover (AKA the Super Sabre). Though I should probably save this pun for later, I think our enemies will be in for quite a shock, don't you?

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