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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Used to be that he'd start spinning it in-flight and helicopter land.

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Waterhaul posted:



Trailer hits the 24th.

I didn't know they were making a sequel to Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


mr.capps posted:

I agree, the first film kinda felt like nothing but fluff. This one seems like it actually has something to tell.

The first half of the first film was mostly great, but the wrap-up was basically "and then he punched all the bad guys." Which might still have been cool if they had made Red Skull an actual nazi wearing a spooky mask with nazi henchmen instead of a failed super-soldier with generic sci-fi henchmen armed with dumb sci-fi weapons.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Is there no "out" in the contract with Fox? You'd think Marvel would have been smarter than to effectively sign over the movie rights to their biggest franchise (at the time) in perpetuity.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Timeless Appeal posted:

Can we nip this in the butt, and just not talk about this like it is or even should be that defining a thing for Hank Pym.

If Hank Pym really is the hero of Ant-man, you better get used to people talking about that poo poo because holy god will some people have something to say about a wifebeater being portrayed as a good guy on the silver screen.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Kellsterik posted:

If it isn't included in the 'text' of the film, it isn't a factor :eng101:

Until someone tries to search "Hank Pym Beats Ultron" into google and it auto-completes to "Beats his wife". No, really, go ahead and try it.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Mr. Maltose posted:

And of course it's Jivjov.

I think Incredible Hulk gets overlooked because it's a whiplash remake of a far better film to adhere to the throbbing marketing entity that is the MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE. Which is a shame because Tim Roth at the campus should have been the go to for how Cap did poo poo in his own movie.

It's also got tone issues, since Ed Norton was like "let's make this a proper movie" and the studio was like "no dude we're doing this cross-brand experiment thing, so we have to make this kid-friendly" and then they cut out a bunch of the darker scenes.

Also Hulk looked like hot garbage in that movie, with that swampy, wrinkly skin and weird muscle structure inappropriately based on Bruce Lee's. I get that they were desperately trying to avoid the complaint everyone had about Ang Lee's Hulk where it was crystal clear that Hulk was CGI at all times, but at least Ang Lee's Hulk didn't make me want to barf when I looked directly at him.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I just hope whoever they pick actually puts on a little muscle mass so we don't end up in a situation like that Wonder Woman pilot.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


There isn't going to be a single Sentinel in this Days of the Future Past movie, is there?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I mean, he's a pretty good Wolverine, but it's not like we have anyone to compare him to. I wouldn't mind seeing someone else try.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


SaintFu posted:

More pictures from The Winter Soldier:



Man, they're really trying to recapture the Loki fangirl love with Bucky, aren't they? He's fabulous.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


greatn posted:

I don't think so. The Clark in those movies is a loser dweeb. I prefer Clark award winning journalist and all around stand up guy.

The Clark in those movies is exactly who Clark Kent was for a vast majority of his publication history, especially when those movies came out. Even radio Clark Kent would basically be like "Hold on, I'll go get the cops!" at people who were drowning right in front of him.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


The Question IRL posted:

Then The Dark Knight Rises opens, Batman has immediately retired after the events of the last film. He's been gone for years and the net result is....

By and large, Gotham has been cleaned up. No supervillains emerged, despite what the Joker predicted the crazies did not start popping out of the wood work. Or if they did, Gordon was capable of handling it without Batman.

And all throughout the film that is the main message. Gotham doesn't need a Batman at all. Yeah that might be a nice arc for Bruce Wayne as it means he can retire, but there is this undercurrent that if we just get rid of this pesky superhero, everything will be fine. He'll stop being a magnet for whackos.

You're missing a lot of points about Rises. Namely, that this peace is just a false calm before a storm, and was bought by Batman's war on crime and by sketchy legislation that stripped criminal suspects of their rights. Bane breaking the dam is almost comeuppance for the city's arrogance. And in the end, Batman does need to return, and even when Bruce retires because he's earned it and being Batman has cost him too much, we see there will always be a Batman.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


But they only wanted revenge because Bruce's family stopped the league of shadows from destroying Gotham twice...

Waterhaul posted:

A lot of Rises stuff gets lost from it being a very bad film.

Haha, ok.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Happy Noodle Boy posted:



Movie's going to own.

I don't understand why everyone posts that as evidence that the movie will be great. It's just something from the original movie and cartoon put in there for fanservice. The Transformers movies had that telltale transforming noise and a robot that turned into a boombox, but they were still the biggest piles of poo poo ever.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Madkal posted:

The Kryptonians become more isolated from humankind for whatever reason, these myths become entrenched in folklore and whatnot. Blam. There you go.

Blam. You've destroyed the point of the character. Booyah.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Yeah thread, Bay and Schumacher make great movies that are much more interesting than The Dark Knight Rises.

Also hamburgers eat people.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Uncle Boogeyman posted:

If you wanted to be sarcastic, you could have at least used The Dark Knight or Batman Begins, which are actually good, instead of DKR, which actually sucks.

I just don't know what people have against that movie, it was fine. Certainly better than loving Batman and Robin. But whatever, this thread has gone completely insane and I fully expect people to start talking about how good the Dolph Lundgren Punisher was in the next 5 posts.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


The most interesting thing about Lost Boys to me is that it feels like two completely different movies smashed together. There's plenty of scenes where it wants to be some Anne Rice type of dark psychological metaphorical story about vampirism and alienation and sexuality and the transition from adolescence to adulthood, and then the other half of the movie is like loving monster squad, with little kids using comic book knowledge to hunt vampires and solve mysteries the adults can't figure out, complete with dumb comedy sequences.

I've rarely seen a movie with a more inconsistent tone.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Greg Land? Is that you?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I want her to wear a Captain America type outfit with even more padding, a cape, and a full battle helmet, and I want Batman to wear a black bikini top and skirt with a bat-shaped tiara.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Waterhaul posted:

All this just confirms the film is probably still going by the early Wright/Cornish script where Pym was an established hero/scientist back in the 60/70's who has retired and ends up passing the mantle to Lang.

Thank goodness.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


The last thing I want is a roguish, offbeat, wacky Dr. Strange. I know they're going to Tony Stark him up, but god drat it, Depp is taking it too far.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Ignite Memories posted:

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! The man hosed up ghost rider bad enough, now you want him to have access to MORE marvel property?

Time for Ryan Reynolds to get another go at portraying a comic book character! This time it'll work, for sure!

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


DangerKat posted:

Can you elaborate on this because Sam Jackson was Fury seems exactly like what people would have wanted.

He means that Jackson had been in very, very bad movies that did horribly up until his Iron Man cameo.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Dark Weasel posted:

I can't stop looking at the crotch in the last one.

It's like he's wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Madkal posted:

I thought they were just continuing the proud tradition that was heavily displayed in Spiderman 2.

Spider-man 2 is the only game where his webbing actually connects to things and obeys the laws of physics (however loosely). Don't you dare besmirch it!

Madkal posted:

Has there ever been a situation in a Spiderman comic when he wanted to go webslinging only to realize that he was surrounded by 2 story buildings/a completely flat landscape?

It's happened enough times that Spidey has gone on record as hating the suburbs.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


teagone posted:

Rumor was he broke his leg skiing, but that's been debunked. There's another rumor going around that it was a rib injury, which is also bullshit.

It'd have to be something a lot more serious than that to keep him from standing around talking in close-ups while stuntmen and CGI do all the action stuff.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Soonmot posted:

Everyone in this thread bringing her up when casting Carol is discussed got me to watch Fringe. gently caress that final season, it really did bring down the whole series for me.

Sounds like Deep Space Nine.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Ignite Memories posted:

Does clerks 2 count? What the gently caress is rosario dawson?

For all his flaws, being bound to strict studio edicts based on dumb demographic excuses is not something people can say about Kevin Smith.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


SlimGoodbody posted:

Real fights are super gross and awful and not the bloodless one-hit knockouts that we saw in, say, Captain America.

I really don't need gritty realistic battle damage in a movie about a magical kung fu guy wearing a silly outfit.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Phew, here I was worried that the movie would look like a cheap 90s sci fi show.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Little Mac posted:

This thread is weird. Everyone seemed pretty hyped for this movie after that first trailer and now a magazine known for releasing bad and misleading images does so and everyone's like "what a shitfest."

Well yeah, if you take the posts of various individuals and view them as a monolithic entity, there will be some inconsistency.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Not that I really care about the X-men movie continuity or Cyclops as a character all that much, but it'd be cool if they used this time travel fuckery to undo his ridiculous death from the third movie. That poo poo was like if Avengers 2 opened with Cap falling down a flight of stairs and dying. And then no one talked about Cap at all for the rest of the film.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Dacap posted:

Moustache needs to be twirlier

That wispy poo poo is a disgrace to Batroc's glorious facial hair.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Speaking of casting crazy people, I never realized that the generic Jerk Businessman in Batman Begins was played by Rutger loving Hauer until I rewatched the first 2 films before going to see Rises in theaters. What an odd casting choice, but it totally works.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



That looks bad but not enough to make me upset or anything.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


mind the walrus posted:

At least if it was using a bunch of known Marvel characters it could coast by on fanboy wanks like Arrow does.

Smallville basically coasted for 9 seasons on that garbage, after all.

mind the walrus posted:

Ok then boss. I'm sure everything you like is of the highest quality with impeccable fans too.

You want to level criticisms at Doctor Who? Be my guest. It's just not the iredeemable shitpile some of you are making it out to be. It's like when anime gets posted in GBS. It sounds less like someone not liking something and more like an unfunny meme posted by a teenager.

You are insanely bothered by people dismissing a bad british sci-fi show as a bad british sci-fi show.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


mind the walrus posted:

Here is how Quicksilver looks in a Marvel Porn Parody:



Please do tell me how DOFP Quicksilver is better and that he's supposed to look dumb because he's a cocky kid. Please, I dare you. :allears:

Superhero porn parodies have a pretty good track record at getting the costumes better than the real thing. See also: Wonder Woman's terrible tv show vs that one Justice League porno.

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


mind the walrus posted:

I stopped taking their opinion into consideration after the Amazing Spider-Man review, which was literally a half-hour of all the reviewers regressing to the state of sad children while they whined about "not my Spider-man!" I mean christ I've had my bad reactions to superhero flicks too (read my post history about the Watchmen movie!), but you really have to be a blind idiot to pan ASM so totally.

I don't even know where to begin addressing this but I'll just point out that you're essentially saying a bunch of non-professional movie critics are blind idiots because they disagree with you about a dumb superhero movie.

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