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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > What's your PC Name\Network Name?
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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
I really hope that your machines all have their hourglass icon turned into a bad 16-color animation of a woman tugging a braid. You nerd.

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Whimsy
Jan 8, 2001
 Dipper and Mable are my Desktop and phone. Jenny-XJ9 is my tablet. My Laptop is Yonder.

I keep virtual APs with names like "403NeedsToShovel".

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OnymousCoward
Feb 19, 2014
 My PC is called Discordia, named after the Roman goddess of discord and strife.

And the wifi network is called the oh so original "Pretty fly for a wifi"

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Gatla
Apr 29, 2004
Blah blah blah.
My wifi is Gatla
Gaming PC: Chris-PC
Laptop: Chris-Laptop
Server: Chris-server
Ipad/iPhone: Chris-ipad/Chris-iPhone
I need to come up with better names.

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Ryokurin
Jul 14, 2001

Wanna Die?
Wifi - Achara (a Filipino side dish, but I took it from Lost)
Desktop - Chi (Short for Chikako)
Laptop - Suijin

I've always used Japanese girls names. But for personal reasons I will probably always use Chi for my main system's name.

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sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this
All my computers are named after fish. Posting from Barracuda who lives in TheVastOcean (Literal translation, TheVastOcean as a name has no musical qualities in English)

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CHEF!!!
Feb 22, 2001

 SSID: The-Doompartment
File server: leviathan
Desktop: tater
Laptop: tuber
HTPC: shoebox
iPad: doodad

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Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
My computer is named Otto after my great-grandfather

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FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
I only had my laptop personalized, as Smedley but this thread inspired me to name everything. Thought about keeping the General theme but went with:

Phone: Mac
Laptop: Dutch
Router: Blaine
External HD: Dillon
Kindle: Poncho

So now I have to buy more things so I can have Billy and Hawkins

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Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin
Phones:
- halo (iphone)
- shadow (n900)

Computers:
- blackhole (imac)
- darkmatter (mba)
- void (thinkpad x1c)

WiFi network:
- black magic

Routers:
- pazuzu (asus n66u)
- huwawa (airport express)


I'm gay

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LexiconDevil
Jul 21, 2007
 Networks: UndercoverDrugTaskforce/FBISurveillanceVan
Main Desktop: JoeKickass
Secondary Desktop: FistMcAwesome

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alive442
May 23, 2014
 Fuckmicrosoft

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Myall
Jan 9, 2010

 SSID: The Vege Patch

iPhone: Potato
Macbook (home): Parsnip
Macbook (work supplied): Asparagus
Server: Lettuce
Apple TV: Pumpkin

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
 Desktop: Surprise
HTPC: Waffles
Network: Who wants a body massage?

I don't even know

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insert_funny
Jan 5, 2013

I can never have plastic surgery, because I don't feel like chipping in another five bucks to change the picture.
Retired my old G router today in favor of a new N router.

Old network name: PlanetExpress
New network name: CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet

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nuklear
Dec 16, 2013
 Main rig - Thormk2 (had to format mk1)

Development Environment
Domain - TheNexus.local
NEXAPP001 (Sql)
NEXAPP002 (this is my just throw poo poo on and test it box)
NEXDC001 - Take a guess
NEXWEB001 - Web front end / hosting server

All are hosted on an ESXi server NEXESX001

using 10.224.0.0/24 subnet, don't ask me why, I just picked those numbers and liked em.

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Beanzor
Feb 4, 2005

We dropped turkeys out of planes just to fill up the sky.

And we know damn well that they can't fly.
SSID: WuTang LAN

Computers: OlDirty, Method, Ghostface
File server: RZA
HTPC: GZA
Phone: Inspectah

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Factory Factory
Mar 19, 2010

This is what
Arcane Velocity was like.

insert_funny posted:

Retired my old G router today in favor of a new N router.

Old network name: PlanetExpress
New network name: CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet

In the same vein, I just christened my new NAS/HTPC "AngryDome"

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Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

 PC - Low Budget
WiFi - Pretty Fly for Some WIFI

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mayodreams
Jul 4, 2003


Hello darkness,
my old friend
SSID 2.4GHz: Furry Tractor Safari
SSID 5GHz: Furrier Tractor Safari

Backup SSID on Airport Express: Transient Hobo Surprise

Active Directory Domain: neckbeard.local

HTPC
HTPC2
filez2 (file acquisition management)
grizzled3 (primary DC, DNS)
grizzled4 (secondary DC, Veeam backup)
pornocopia (freenas VM)
GGR (Desktop - Good Gamin' Rig)
BradBook (MacBook Air)
ThinkBrad (Work Laptop) :smug:

There are others but this is the gist.

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
First laptop: superawesomeinyourfacecomputer
second laptop: bob
desktop: CAPTAINCRUNCH

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sports
Sep 1, 2012
 windows partition : winblows
linux partition : linblows
mac laptop : timblows

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

 My work iPad's name is waif

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
 ssid: WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?
htpc desktop: Waffles
desktop: Surprise

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Ceros_X
Aug 6, 2006

U.S. Marine
 My SSID is: AIDS

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Factory Factory
Mar 19, 2010

This is what
Arcane Velocity was like.
SSID is an anagram of SIDS. Makes ya think.

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beeman
May 7, 2008

 computer: wooter (xp install from like 10 years ago)
wifi: butthouse

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Missing Donut
Apr 24, 2003

Trying to lead a middle-aged life. Well, it's either that or drop dead.

 SSID 2.4: OwlsAreTasty
SSID 5: OwlsAreVeryTasty
Windows 8, 64 bit desktop: Commodore64
Laptop (RIP): MrLaptop
HTPC: HTPC (Needs a better name)

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Beaters
Jun 28, 2004

SOWING SEEDS
OF MISERY SINCE 1937
FRYING LIKE A FRITO
IN THE SKILLET
OF HADES
SINCE 1975
Network: 4QHQ
Desktop: Alamut
Laptop; Lamassar
Netbook: Maymun_Diz

Theme is the ancient Persian Order of Assassins.

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jototo
Sep 3, 2003

 Desktop: Mandelbrot (It's in a Fractal Designs case)
Macbook Air: Air Bear
iPad: radpad
network: totoro

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