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The jogger I ran into just now was very clearly one hundred percent unprepared to accept a reality that includes a chance of witnessing me stepping out of a camaro with a 5 dollar foot long jutting accusingly from one hand, my tool bag in the other, and merrily singing a modified Kenny loggins jingle to the tune of "PLAAAAAYIN, PLAYIN WITH MY BALLS" E: 
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I thought your friend had the camaro?
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Feb 8, 2016 06:48
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looks like that limo is a newish addition to that yard ps hit me up next time you come up north, there's a good dive bar in bothell @ thrasher's corner that has all you can eat dungeness crab night on monday nights
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Feb 8, 2016 06:49
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Geirskogul posted:I thought your friend had the camaro? He loaned it back after he heard the Civic just before it died in front of his house last week and felt bad enough to tell me to take the keys till its fixed or I get my return to pay it off.
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Feb 8, 2016 06:50
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BraveUlysses posted:looks like that limo is a newish addition to that yard Unlimited seafood at a dive bar definitely seems like something that belongs in this thread, I say go for it and drat the intestinal risks!
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Feb 8, 2016 07:07
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Looking at that in Google Earth, there are entire sections of that junkyard that might as well be labeled "Here There Be Dragons". Exactly the kind of junkyard I love the most.
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Feb 8, 2016 08:46
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rndmnmbr posted:Looking at that in Google Earth, there are entire sections of that junkyard that might as well be labeled "Here There Be Dragons". A closer look reveals that between my two visits I have only seen half the yard
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Feb 8, 2016 19:17
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:A closer look reveals that between my two visits I have only seen half the yard Diving bell and pump operator required for the other half?
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:I'm too lazy to upload each individually so here are 100 pictures I took at the yard yesterday with some highlights. Whoa, next time you're there, check out the dashboard on that charger for me please. If it's not cracked I'll buy it and pay you for your time/effort.
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Feb 8, 2016 20:31
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Looks cracked in the photo 
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extreme_accordion posted:Bell end pump operator required for the other half? 
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Feb 8, 2016 22:53
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Still kinda blurry, hard to tell. It's no big deal.
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With a missing windshield I highly doubt the dash is in decent condition, shame people let those old mopars just rot
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leica posted:With a missing windshield I highly doubt the dash is in decent condition, shame people let those old mopars just rot You know how they say "MOPAR or no car!!", well it turns out a lot of people elect for the latter option. Make it go away, and back into the ground it goes!
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After several(?) weeks, I have finished the entire thread since getting linked from Goon Doctor. 14, you are beyond words and speak directly to my soul when you're at your most manic and incoherent. Godspeed and if you wake up somehow in central florida there is a place for your head here.
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Feb 9, 2016 03:44
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If you move to Florida shes calling your name. http://www.vice.com/read/the-most-ratchet-stripper-in-florida-eats-rear end-at-the-sausage-castle-456
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Adix posted:After several(?) weeks, I have finished the entire thread since getting linked from Goon Doctor. I an always 100% coherent  With as many hours as I've spent amongst the shamans distilling emotion and intent from raw elemental chaos, let alone the brain cells I'm never getting back reclaiming actual useable words from the dimethyl tryptamine superfund site between my ears,if there's a translation issue going on, it's guaranteed the fact your reciever ain't even in the right spectrum, let alone range. And trust me, it'll take about six or seven strange old men on craigslist before you realize that there ain't any kind of crystal on earth up to that job. But trust me. There's ways. Just gotta shift your spectrum a little and approach from it rear end backwards. You'll know you're on the right track when every single cnoice you have ever made to reach this point all start looking bluer and bluer. And every time you look to see what's coming all you see is red. INCHI DICKARI fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Feb 9, 2016 |
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Feb 9, 2016 05:19
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He's gone to plaid.
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It's like this. You know how they say, the opposite of love isn't hate: it's apathy? Hate is love's mirror image, not its lack. Well the opposite of coherent is incoherent but 14" is in touch with coherency's mirror image, something we don't have a word for. It's what you get when you start way up in the air, above the surface with coherent; leap off that platform and plummet down to the still surface of incomprehensible gibberish, and then keep going on that holy dive, down down into the cold deep midnight sea. There's something down there, a place you can get to right at the bottom, where everything makes a different kind of sense. Where you stand on your head and look up at your toes, and far far above, there's the shimmering light where nothing made sense. But you can't see the platform you jumped off, and maybe it's not even there any more, and even if it was still there, man, you can't fuckin' swim back to that. All you can do is hold your breath and stay in the place where things are making a different kind of sense. Hold your breath, and try not to think about drowning.
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My life is a never ending case study on implausible deniability, and can be summed up on a single sarcastic novelty t-shirt sold at the mall.
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Feb 9, 2016 07:23
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I like looking at pictures and just scroll past all the posts with lots of words.
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CharlesM posted:I like looking at pictures and just scroll past all the posts with lots of words. There's gotta be one of my tain't on here somewhere
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Leperflesh posted:All you can do is hold your breath and stay in the place where things are making a different kind of sense. Hold your breath, and try not to think about drowning. Tell me, Mr. Anderson. How can you fart, if you...have no...butt?
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Vagina farts.
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:My life is a never ending case study on implausible deniability, and can be summed up on a single sarcastic novelty t-shirt sold at the mall. 
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German is about the last language in which I'd expect to encounter a "poo poo happens" tee. I'm agog.
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Rectal Placenta posted:Vagina farts. I Have No Butt So I Must Queef was a strangely upsetting story
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:I Have No Butt So I Must Queef was a strangely upsetting story Please tell me that we're not the only ones who know what you're talking about... the original is such a great story, although it's "&", not "so".
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sharkytm posted:Please tell me that we're not the only ones who know what you're talking about... the original is such a great story, although it's "&", not "so". Yeah but if left "correct" it eliminates the forced issue in the title.
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Given that I haven't suddenly found myself married to Courtney Love, either someone has the curious hobby of packaging defective root beer jelly bellies for collector value, or I just discovered a clue for the Mystery of the Red-coated Rod
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If you were married to her, you'd wake up with a face full of shotgun one day.
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I figure that was a small price to pay to escape her.
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meatpimp posted:Never forget that the Camaro Berlinetta came with a free standing, rotating AM/FM/Cassette player. Why the gently caress have I never seen this?! (and I just know it uses GM's favorite tuner pack, like the 88-92 pickups, and touchscreen Reattas, among others) 14 INCH DEVITO posted:I know not what weapons world war 3 shall be fought with, but I am loving ready to rock. If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid. Reminds me of the bread bags we used when I was a kid and it actually snowed in Texas. None of us had snow boots or even galoshes, so we did what we could. I love the Jeep wheel on the back of the Lincoln limo. I mean, I know they're the same bolt pattern and all. Just looks funny, and I wanted to show off my identification skills, I guess? some texas redneck posted:Swap "mechanic" for "courier" and you have me. ..and then you add in the whole "gay" thing and cut your available pool in half!
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Doesn't a cut in half pool really mean more of a bobbing than diving? Seems more of a hetero thing to try to pull off And throw out a window
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Bobbing is definitely involved, but it's not the kind of bobbing you're thinking of.  Darchangel posted:..and then you add in the whole "gay" thing and cut your available pool in half! Heyooooo!
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Doesn't a cut in half pool really mean more of a bobbing than diving? Seems more of a hetero thing to try to pull off Different kind of pool, and definitely a different kind of cut in half! <cringes, covers crotch> some texas redneck posted:Bobbing is definitely involved, but it's not the kind of bobbing you're thinking of. Ba-dump, ting! quote:Heyooooo! Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your server, try the fish.
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I don't understand the last few posts and I'm not sure that I want to.
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a primate posted:I don't understand the last few posts and I'm not sure that I want to. Look up John Bobbit's sex tape. Follow it up with Screech, Chyna, and Tom Sizemore. E: 
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Shocking. Screech was a sad porno.
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