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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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I'm glad somebody's still being irresponsible in AI.

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Mar 22, 2003
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leica posted:

This should be an e/n thread. You need help dude.

You can't get through to everyone man, I'm probably the only one who's ever listened in the history of Goons down the well.

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Mar 22, 2003
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13 INCH DICK posted:

Well to be fair I only sold my reliable daily driver because I was behind on all my bills and rent was due and my job situation exploded so the only reasonable choice left for me was to funnel everything I had into this car rather than pay off anything.

Are you still drinking a 6 a day? I'm not judging, I do the same. Just curious if that's a money eater or not.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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What in the Christing gently caress is wrong with you?

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Mar 22, 2003
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13 INCH DICK posted:

I've got a wicked dry cough that doesnt seem to be going anywhere any time soon.

It's been nice knowing you dude.

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Mar 22, 2003
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SpoopyMonkey posted:

FYI, this is currently the best thread on something aweful dot com.

Not anymore. He's obviously dead from the lack of posts.

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Mar 22, 2003
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West SAAB Story posted:

Six degrees of Rhynos' driveway separation.

1. I've only bought one car after consulting the bottle.

2. I've bought way more than 6 cars.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Bajaha posted:

This is going to be the AI equivalent of the tipping debate/derail isn't it.

SERIOUS QUESTION TIME

Do y'all tip your mechanic?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Man, this thread is gonna suck if you get all happy and poo poo.

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Mar 22, 2003
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13 INCH DICK posted:

Did my phone lock my own thread or did IOC for some reason? :psyduck:

I was worried that you'd just snapped. I even checked Facebook but saw no evidence of a meltdown.

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Mar 22, 2003
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IOwnCalculus posted:

Sure wasn't me, I worried that you'd snapped (worse)

I was secretly hoping he'd snapped and was creating his own version of the ABCs of Death but using parts out of cars to kill people.


A is for ALTERNATOR...

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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This popped up on the local CL, it's 5 minutes from where my dad lives. The pictures are obviously old. Curious about it being brought to Ohio from Oregon.
http://limaohio.craigslist.org/cto/4309126873.html


I'm thinking life has been pretty good of late, maybe a old-rear end Honda is a good way to turn things around?

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Mar 22, 2003
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It's Reuben w/ honda prelude, it's starting but running really rough, gas line froze I think. I put dry gas in it and a heater and it was running better, but that was last week and she's starting but really rough again. Also 5th gear went out, not sure what that's about. Because of these issues I'd let her go for $1100 cash. The crack has been there since I got the car 8 years ago. It's not been an issue for me. I work in Ft. Wayne, so I was just leaving about 15 minutes earlier and driving slower due to 5th. I think that it'll probably need towed until it's running better.
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I'm going over there Monday night to see my dad. It can't hurt to check it out right?

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Mar 22, 2003
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kastein posted:

Last time I said that I ended up driving it home, so yes you should go check it out.

Dude's already dropped his asking price by $400, pretty sure I can walk away it for a song. And I don't even have to drive it home, I can stash it at dad's initially.

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Mar 22, 2003
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8ender posted:

First thing I look for in a car ad is the phrase "mostly straight body"

It's this or I buy another Lightning, which is going to be more entertaining for AI?

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Mar 22, 2003
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Poisonlizard posted:

I don't know, a Lightning is a hell of a lot of fun. And think of all the miata parts you could cram in the back. Hell, you can have a whole spare miata in it.

Edit: Wait, this isn't Rhyno's thread.

They're all my threads eventually.

I didn't get over there today so Dad is going to look at it Wednesday. If it ends up in possession there will be a new thread.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Larrymer posted:

For most I'd say awesome. For you I say spare us.

For you I say you're a jerkface!


Dad checked out the car today, says the floorpans ares rusty as hell. He go in the passenger side and the floor flexed when he put his foot down. Said it was not pretty underneath and the exhaust was rusting clean through in places. So I shall not be buying the Prelude.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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I was promised garage pictures.

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Mar 22, 2003
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cursedshitbox posted:

hot dog down a hallway has a new meaning.

You ain't kidding.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Edminster posted:

Hmm....

Yep:



You could fit even more if you stack them.

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Mar 22, 2003
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You Am I posted:

Smells like…. VICTORY

And maybe a little sadness.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Mat_Drinks posted:

Let's go MR2 shopping!!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/151252601366?forcerRptr=true&item=151252601366&viewitem

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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I like it. Who knows what horrors it may bring!

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13 INCH DICK posted:

Fucker just relisted the 2002 for 2500

That dick. You should find some spiders and infest that car with them.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Seat Safety Switch posted:

That's the problem, they were using 13's car's length as the reference.

That's only like two grocery cart lengths right?

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Mar 22, 2003
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13 INCH DICK posted:

Well eyeball the above picture and know that the rim is 12" diameter so extrapolate from there.

It's just a bigass roller skate.

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InitialDave posted:

The pig is probably going to end up kidnapped and sent on a round-the-world goony adventure.

It should be like a chain letter. Everyone gets a week with the pig.

And then a year later half a dozen goons reveal they hosed the pig.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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That absolutely blows. A single garage got broken into at our complex and I've been paranoid as poo poo ever since.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Maybe when you got robbed the thief stole your spark!

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13 INCH DICK posted:

Just found out that some notary is flying out from Texas to have my GF sign a bunch of papers about permissions for oil and gas drilling exploratory permissions for some sort of thing her dad was involved in years ago and i'm like wait what :psyduck:

Jackpot?

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Mar 22, 2003
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13 INCH DICK posted:

GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND











You should just strip off every part, everything you can fit into yours. Hell grab the motor too. You never know what you'll need down the line.

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Mar 22, 2003
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kastein posted:

Yeah, dirt is like hobo vomit, you can always clean it off again.

Rust is more like the IRS, once it decides you owe it something, you're never getting it back.

I feel like this should be on some sort of "Wisdom of Kastein" t-shirt series.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Phaeton?

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MikeyTsi posted:

Guess who's rear end decided to give me a call and leave me a voicemail today?

Ben Kingsley?

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Mar 22, 2003
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Holdbrooks posted:

I bet we could get 1k for him to smoke a box of spiders.

I think you're overestimating how much that would cost.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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I've got Civic parts to buy so I'm not throwing in more than $50.

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Fucknag posted:

It is also fireproof since it is literally rock fiber, you haven't thought this through man.

Everything burns if you have enough hate.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Tanz-Kommandant posted:

Man those Mk1s look so right, I miss econoboxes that were actually boxy.

I've been watching a bunch of Mighty Car Mods (don't do this) and they have so much awesome poo poo down there and it's all boxy as gently caress.

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13 INCH DICK posted:

Just got rear ended at a stop light by a mid to late '00s Accord.









In a shocking turn of events, no damage to my car and it crunched in their bumper :psyduck:

Well now you can never sell it.

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Mar 22, 2003
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I think I have an old lawn mower at my mom's. Pretty sure it was a Honda.

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