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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


BRETT FAVRE

ESPN posted:

For all the questions about whether the Rams would call Tim Tebow after Sam Bradford suffered his season ending injury, they didn't. They called a bigger-name, higher-profile quarterback.


ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter says the Rams contacted Brett Favre following Sam Bradford's season-ending injury, but Favre wasn't interested in coming out of retirement.

After the team lost Bradford to a season-ending knee injury, St. Louis called Brett Favre on Sunday night, asking if the 44-year-old retired quarterback who is now a grandfather, would be willing to leave his farm to plow through the back half of the Rams' schedule, league sources said.

Favre hasn't played since December 2010, but that didn't stop the Rams from reaching out to Favre's agent, Bus Cook.

One source familiar with the Rams' conversations said that if Favre took them up on their interest, "it could break Twitter."

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9...ce-sam-bradford



Brett Favre...favreing for the St. Favrelis Favres?



The U.S. Government has set the Brett Favre threat level to ORANGE: FUNSLINGING



Who can Favre favre for this season? Can Favre favre for your team? Would you rather have Favre than A McCown?



PLEASE FAVRE ALL OF YOUR FAVRE INFORMATION IN THIS FAVRE.

e: poo poo, meant to use the Guns tag.

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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011



I thought about starting a thread but I'm glad you did because this is way better than I would've done

Anyways, time for FAVRENOSTICATION


Teams to which Favre could feasibly go to:
The Rams
The Vikings
The Southern Mississippi Golden Eagles??
The Buccaneers
The Texans
The Eagles
The Browns
Tulane
The Argonauts
The evil band from Purple Rain

Declan MacManus fucked around with this message at Oct 24, 2013 around 14:11

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Ask me about getting into Goonwaffe early or not taking too long to answer your emails!

Keep us posted on everything bort forve related.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

I'M HUMAN GARBAGE


This is also the proper thread tag

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

make em go ah, ah, ah

in his house at H'ttsbrg, dead Favre waits dreaming

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW


Brett "I just wanna let everyone know I'm fully healthy and can still throw a football really well and would be a terrific addition to any team and I would probably win a Super Bowl, but I'm still retired guys!" Favre

Dijkstra
May 21, 2002



Here is what Favre's Sports Agent recently said about Favre (Brett Favre)

quote:

"Today, he could play today," Cook said Monday night, via the Mobile Press-Register. "I saw him the other day. He's in the best shape I've ever seen him in, physically."

"His arms look like a blacksmith's arms. He rides a bike probably 30-50 miles a day. He runs four or five miles a day. He's coaching at the high school and they're undefeated. He loves it. His body fat is 7.5 percent and he weighs 225 pounds. He could play today, better than a lot of them out there today."
He (Brett Favre) has blacksmith's arms everyone.



Soothing Vapors posted:

in his house at H'ttsbrg, dead Favre waits dreaming

Ph'nglui DOUBLE WIDE mglw'nafh BRETT FAVRE R'lyeh wgah'nagl VICODIN fhtagn

Yasser Arafatwa
Jan 13, 2009

Whoever stands by a just cause cannot possibly be called a terrorist.


Ideally McCown crashes and burns against a team with an actual defense and the Bears are forced to pick Favre up. He needs to return to the NFC North.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Ask me about getting into Goonwaffe early or not taking too long to answer your emails!

Dijkstra posted:

Here is what Favre's Sports Agent recently said about Favre (Brett Favre)

He (Brett Favre) has blacksmith's arms everyone.


Ph'nglui DOUBLE WIDE mglw'nafh BRETT FAVRE R'lyeh wgah'nagl VICODIN fhtagn

I want Brett Farve to forge me a sword made of Valyrian steel.

XxGirlKisserxX
Mar 16, 2009



Ah blacksmiths, known for their great quarterback play.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Fucked around, got a triple double


Sure would be something to see the ol' gunslinger out there just flinging the ol' pigskin around one last time, having fun. Sure would be something.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

i hate football


this is how the Rams call to Favre actually went ya'll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezg4sr67OGA

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

It's my new coach.


I am a misanthropic poo poo and I am hoping so hard for a Favre return.

Knightmare
Aug 23, 2004

Show us what you got, what you got

I thought the blacksmith arms was from a while ago and more recently Favre said he's not in shape? Or did I just dream that? Why am I having Favre dreams?

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Fucked around, got a triple double


His agent is a grown rear end man named Bus whose point of reference for being really yoked is "blacksmith", why are we seriously talking about anything he says? Y'all are feeding the machine. It is a terrible machine, stop that. Let it starve.

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

why


I'm sorry you seemed to say terrible where you actually meant "fantastic", was that an error

Gendo
Feb 25, 2001

His place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

That is an impressive non-story even by ESPN standards.

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.


I heard if you sit in a darkened room, stare into a mirror, and text a pic of your dick to a girl three times, Brett Favre will come play for your football team

Do what needs to be done, Fisher

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

Declan MacManus posted:



Teams to which Favre could feasibly go to:
The Rams
The Vikings
The Southern Mississippi Golden Eagles??
The Buccaneers
The Texans
The Eagles
The Browns
Tulane
The Argonauts
The evil band from Purple Rain

The Orlando Breakers

Barudak
May 7, 2007

No no, I'm Sean Mexico. You must have me mistaken for someone else.

So are the Bucs gonna recruit him to replace Schiano as coach or not?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



Barudak posted:

So are the Bucs gonna recruit him to replace Schiano as coach or not?
Favre as QB/Offensive Coordinator/Head Coach of the Bucs

Barudak
May 7, 2007

No no, I'm Sean Mexico. You must have me mistaken for someone else.

Crazy Ted posted:

Favre as QB/Offensive Coordinator/Head Coach of the Bucs

We're gonna go out there and have fun. And if anybody doesn't protect my blindside so help me you'll be doing suicides at dawn next week.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

If Favre comes out of retirement to be a coach, so should John Madden.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



Incitatus posted:

If Favre comes out of retirement to be a coach, so should John Madden.
John Madden can only come out of retirement to coach the Raiders. Or the Vikings since he's from Minnesota.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Diligence is the mother of Luck


Incitatus posted:

If Favre comes out of retirement to be a coach, so should John Madden.

Just give me one more John Madden called game.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004

PARTY HARD

or

Favre sighed as he sheathed his katana.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Fucked around, got a triple double


Crazy Ted posted:

John Madden can only come out of retirement to coach the Raiders. Or the Vikings since he's from Minnesota.

If Ask Madden is any indication it'd involve a lot of poorly timed draw plays, so if you want you can just wait and hire Jason Garrett in a few months.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I turn my gaze out upon the field and forever burned into my eyes is a sorry pageant of spectacular failure


wheez the roux posted:

Favre sighed as he sheathed his katana.

More like a shortsword

toxicsunset
Sep 19, 2005


Pancakes by Mail posted:

I heard if you sit in a darkened room, stare into a mirror, and text a pic of your dick to a girl three times, Brett Favre will come play for your football team

Do what needs to be done, Fisher

I can personally confirm this myth as busted

superaielman
Mar 16, 2006

You can't harm me. Are you a fucking ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am.


MourningBoo posted:

If Ask Madden is any indication it'd involve a lot of poorly timed draw plays, so if you want you can just wait and hire Jason Garrett in a few months.

Even senile Madden is more competent than Jason Garrett and I resent any implications that say otherwise.

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

SAVE_US.CHR


Oh Brett, I miss you so

Barudak
May 7, 2007

No no, I'm Sean Mexico. You must have me mistaken for someone else.

Can we send Favre to England as our Jolly Fun Football Slinger mascot?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake



During the Packers game, Rodgers was described as "having fun out there." It gave me flashbacks to Favremania a few years ago.

I am not opposed to him joining the Browns. He'd make a nice addition to our list.

Bamf
Jul 20, 2000



Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

To be fair, Favre is looking like he's in good shape.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake




no way

nuncle jimbo
Apr 3, 2009



Someone's broken the seal, it's only a matter of time.

(Brett please go relieve Cutler)

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003



FAVRE is the two lead stories on ESPN.com

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].



Crazy Ted posted:

FAVRE is the two lead stories on ESPN.com

Only two? ESPN is slacking.

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

It's my new coach.


I love Favrechat so goddamn much.

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