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Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
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S05E10: Riker must choose between love and Federation law when propositioned by a 200 year old Vulcan ambassador who looks just like a 13 year old human.

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SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Tezzor posted:

S05E10: Riker must choose between love and Federation law when propositioned by a 200 year old Vulcan ambassador who looks just like like a 14 year old human.

aatrek was probably grossed out by this episode

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek went deep space on a 9 year old.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



SpazmasterX posted:

aatrek was probably grossed out by this episode

14 practically a grandma

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
S06E13: Commander Data is feeling lonely, but his decision to create submissive robot animu maids has dire consequences for the Enterprise when they start to replicate out of control in this classic episode.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
So question - Kes was like 8-9 but looked like an adult. What would aatrek do?

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Toad on a Hat posted:

So question - Kes was like 8-9 but looked like an adult. What would aatrek do?

depends, does she have younger sisters?

if so, babysit.

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!

BlazinLow305 posted:

Aatrek went deep space on a 9 year old.

I bet the show when Picard and crew and then Space Engineer Obriens wife Cako got turned into kids (on TNG and DS:9, respectively) were his favorites episodes.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Aatrek refers to his past crimes as "his troubles with tribbles"

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Mach5 posted:

I bet the show when Picard and crew and then Space Engineer Obriens wife Cako got turned into kids (on TNG and DS:9, respectively) were his favorites episodes.

how about "Miri"

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

mr.capps posted:

Aatrek refers to his past crimes as "his troubles with tribbles"

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Mach5 posted:

I bet the show when Picard and crew and then Space Engineer Obriens wife Cako got turned into kids (on TNG and DS:9, respectively) were his favorites episodes.

lmao. If Aatrek was an officer on DS9 I bet he'd purchase some unsavory holodeck programs from Quark on the dl and Odo would throw him in jail.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

skasion posted:

how about "Miri"

it was actually "What are Little Girls Made Of?" because he finally found out.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



mr.capps posted:

Aatrek refers to his past crimes as "his troubles with tribbles"

trouble with toddlers

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Can-O-Raid posted:

it was actually "What are Little Girls Made Of?" because he finally found out.

Oh my god I'm dying

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Aatrek Jeffries Tube Statutory Rape


edit: sorry actual rape

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Can-O-Raid posted:

it was actually "What are Little Girls Made Of?" because he finally found out.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



feel me up, scotty

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!

Dauntasa posted:

trouble with toddlers

Ahahahaha

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
He took "Where no man has gone before" too literally.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
aatrek to the police - i swear, the tricorder's sensors said she was at least 18

Snooze Cruise fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Nov 2, 2013

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

mr.capps posted:

Aatrek refers to his past crimes as "his troubles with tribbles"

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
S05E09: Picard faces sanctions by the Admiralty Board when it is alleged that his decision not to sodomize Worf's son Alexander was a violation of the Prime Directive.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Toad on a Hat posted:

He took "Where no man has gone before" too literally.

more empty quotes for the empty quoting god

Potassium Problems
Sep 28, 2001
7 of 9 will get you 20

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Toad on a Hat posted:

He took "Where no man has gone before" too literally.

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Lone_Strider posted:

7 of 9 will get you 20

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Toad on a Hat posted:

He took "Where no man has gone before" too literally.

plehsistential
Jan 29, 2012

death to all avatar havers

Lone_Strider posted:

7 of 9 will get you 20

lol

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
dammit Jim I'm a pedophile not a doctor (the joke is that they were playing doctor)

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
A bit off topic because it's a different show, but much like BSG fans, Aatrek also finds 6 to be really hot.

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known
"i'm reading this post in the goldmine and there's all these loving emptyquotes! what is this poo poo????" -future readers of the goldmine, about this thread

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

BlazinLow305 posted:

A bit off topic because it's a different show, but much like BSG fans, Aatrek also finds 6 to be really hot.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Lone_Strider posted:

7 of 9 will get you 20

goddammit i was trying to think of a 7 of 9 joke

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
"Danger, Will Robinson!"
"What is it Robot?"
"My sensors detect an Aatrek."

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!

Tezzor posted:

S05E09: Picard faces sanctions by the Admiralty Board when it is alleged that his decision not to sodomize Worf's son Alexander was a violation of the Prime Directive.

Subplot: Guinan turns into a baby but keeps her stupid-looking hat, with sexy results.

Mach5 fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Nov 2, 2013

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW

mr.capps posted:

Aatrek refers to his past crimes as "his troubles with tribbles"

Never saw this coming when he made first contact

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Aartrek? Quick, Granos, call the police.

Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums
Rule change was worth it for this thread

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Aatrek's favorite original series episodes? "The Naked Time" and "A Piece of the Action"

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