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Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Gencore Maelstrom posted:

Amber Alert, all hands to battlestations

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

remember that episode when worf raped his daughter

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Aatrek wants to show your kid his captain's log.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Aatrek, her legs open

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

THE RED MENACE posted:

Aatrek, her legs open

Shaka, when the pants fell.

Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums
how fat was aatrek

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow
Aatrek's ultimate fantasy girl:

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek has been burned badly, activating emergency medical hologram.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Dauntasa posted:

boldly going where the sex offender registry can't find you

To seek young lives in a civilization that's not so judgmental.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

SaltLick posted:

Aatrek probably referred his victims as Klingons

but Klingons aren't something you want on Uranus

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek needs to lay off sending children tight-beam transmissions.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder who has to clean the Holodecks? I bet those things are positively covered in jizz. Alien jizz.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Moridin920 posted:

I wonder who has to clean the Holodecks? I bet those things are positively covered in jizz. Alien jizz.

your fantasy

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Before all this went down, everyone complained Aatrek was a real hardass, but as it turned out he really liked kidding.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Toad on a Hat posted:

Shaka, when the pants fell.

Aatrek, and Jalad... on the bed.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
You know I got probated for what I thought was a very dumb reason by Aatrek, and I feel vindicated in that he is apparently a lover of child pornography and therefore his opinion is meaningless to me and my epeen.



it's true :negative:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Aatrek was just making sure the children weren't cylons by seeing if their spines would glow red.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Moridin920 posted:

You know I got probated for what I thought was a very dumb reason by Aatrek, and I feel vindicated in that he is apparently a lover of child pornography and therefore his opinion is meaningless to me and my epeen.


it's true :negative:

No, he actually raped a child.
Just call it a phase he went through.

Pohl fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Nov 2, 2013

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
Even Aatrek wouldn't gently caress Wesley.

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

BlazinLow305 posted:

Before all this went down, everyone complained Aatrek was a real hardass, but as it turned out he really liked kidding.

god drat

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Shadeoses posted:

Aatrek, and Jalad... on the bed.

Aatrek, his dick erect

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008
Back in Wesley’s cabin, the boy was beginning to lather up and wash off the cum. He didn't hear the cabin door swish open and shut, nor did he see the shadowy figure outside the shower cubicle.

Commander Riker massaged his growing boner through his pants. The young rear end was as tender as any he had ever seen, and he had poked his rod up many tight buttholes on females and males. Part of “Academy training and initiation” he would tell them.

He stripped and waited, his cock arching upwards, throbbing in horny anticipation. Wesley began soaping. He soaped his arms and chest. Then he soaped his cock and reached around to soap his rear end. Then he reached down to soap up his legs. That was the moment Will had been waiting for, and he entered the shower.

“Surprise!” Riker said as he boned young Wesley up the rear end.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Aatrek, when the pants fell.

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
Dr. Beverly Crusher hopes of having a normal life because Aatrek raped her when she was a child.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
When I was in the 10th grade I thought that I was gay,
'Cause I didn't like girls my own age, so obviously I'm not straight.
I told my mom, tears rushing down my face
She's like "Aatrek you love girls, just ones in pre-k, trippin'


And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I were permabanned
And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I were permabanned
My love
My love
My love
She can't consent
She can't consent
She can't consent
She can't consent

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
Star Trek 9: Enter the Child.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

BlazinLow305 posted:

When I was in the 10th grade I thought that I was gay,
'Cause I didn't like girls my own age, so obviously I'm not straight.
I told my mom, tears rushing down my face
She's like "Aatrek you love girls, just ones in pre-k, trippin'


And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I were permabanned
And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I were permabanned
My love
My love
My love
She can't consent
She can't consent
She can't consent
She can't consent

maatrekmore and ryan lewis

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BlazinLow305 posted:

When I was in the 10th grade I thought that I was gay,
'Cause I didn't like girls my own age, so obviously I'm not straight.
I told my mom, tears rushing down my face
She's like "Aatrek you love girls, just ones in pre-k, trippin'


And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I were permabanned
And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I were permabanned
My love
My love
My love
She can't consent
She can't consent
She can't consent
She can't consent

I heard Oingo Boingo's "Little Girls" was dedicated to Aatrek

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known
blazinlow is on a loving roll

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
That ds9 episode where Molly turns into an adult was hell for Aatrek

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Toad on a Hat posted:

Aatrek, his dick erect

Aatrek, a mod. Aatrek, a mod. At TV/IV. He tormented his subjects. He made them angry. They cried out aloud, "Send us a companion for our mod! Spare us from his madness!"

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

Dickeye posted:

The first generation is too old

Lone_Strider posted:

7 of 9 will get you 20

BlazinLow305 posted:

A bit off topic because it's a different show, but much like BSG fans, Aatrek also finds 6 to be really hot.

DasNasty posted:

whenever they talked about thrusters on the show, aatrek just nodded knowingly

zVxTeflon posted:

Klingon Bird of Preys on Children

BlazinLow305 posted:

Before all this went down, everyone complained Aatrek was a real hardass, but as it turned out he really liked kidding.

Jenner fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Nov 2, 2013

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
His heavy breathing, staggered. A cheshire grin branded in memory. Yeah that's right. I'm your number one dad baby. I'm your number one dad

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Toad on a Hat posted:

I heard Oingo Boingo's "Little Girls" was dedicated to Aatrek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI this was actually his favorite song

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






How deep does the rabbit hole go

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI Actually, upon closer inspection, Aatrek spotted


edit: gently caress, I dunno how to link time. Go to 1:18

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007

SaltLick posted:

How deep does the rabbit hole go

I bet aatreks dick knows

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Alright, I'm done here for the night. Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure owning Aatrek with you.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Aatreks babysitting would phaser for life.

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Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

BlazinLow305 posted:

Alright, I'm done here for the night. Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure owning Aatrek with you.

now the thread can be goldmined

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