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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Aartrek: The Next Generation

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Dickeye posted:

The first generation is too old

God drat someone get a canary cuz this is headed to the goldmine

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 02:25

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:44

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

So question - Kes was like 8-9 but looked like an adult. What would aatrek do?

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 02:31

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Can-O-Raid posted:

it was actually "What are Little Girls Made Of?" because he finally found out.

Oh my god I'm dying

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 02:37

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

He took "Where no man has gone before" too literally.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 02:40

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Aatrek's favorite original series episodes? "The Naked Time" and "A Piece of the Action"

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 02:48

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Dauntasa posted:

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/User_talk:Aatrek

No way.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 02:52

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I bet Aatrek loves "The Naked Now" TNG episode

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 02:56

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ban anyone who votes this thread less than five

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 03:03

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Hypospray: The Perfect Roofie - by Aatrek

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 03:12

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

ZoneManagement posted:

Ever feel like you are missing out on something grand because you don't know what's going on?

Yes but this is not one of those threads

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 03:19

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BlazinLow305 posted:

Aatrek - Star Trek isn't the only sci fi I like, let my show you some Spaceballs.

Hahaha

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 03:55

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

zVxTeflon posted:

Klingon Bird of Preys on Children

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 04:02

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BlazinLow305 posted:

Aatrek played Alien vs Predator with the girl he baby sat. He was the predator.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 04:08

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Why did 10 fear 7?

Good try Aatrek I'm calling the police

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 04:09

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

THE RED MENACE posted:

Aatrek, her legs open

Shaka, when the pants fell.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 04:22

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Shadeoses posted:

Aatrek, and Jalad... on the bed.

Aatrek, his dick erect

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 04:41

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BlazinLow305 posted:

When I was in the 10th grade I thought that I was gay,
'Cause I didn't like girls my own age, so obviously I'm not straight.
I told my mom, tears rushing down my face
She's like "Aatrek you love girls, just ones in pre-k, trippin'

And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I were permabanned
And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I were permabanned
My love
My love
My love
She can't consent
She can't consent
She can't consent
She can't consent

I heard Oingo Boingo's "Little Girls" was dedicated to Aatrek

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 04:51

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BlazinLow305 posted:

Alright, I'm done here for the night. Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure owning Aatrek with you.

You did good son.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 05:12

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Inspector_666 posted:

Just a general FYI this is the thread I am using as an example of the new GBS rules being great.

I refuse to let this thread die.

Goldmine pls

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 15:06

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Seriously where's the goldmine

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 16:33

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:44

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Goldmine now

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 18:28

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