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Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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Captain's Log: Set course for planet of sexy space babies

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Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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BlazinLow305 posted:

Aatrek went deep space on a 9 year old.

I bet the show when Picard and crew and then Space Engineer Obriens wife Cako got turned into kids (on TNG and DS:9, respectively) were his favorites episodes.

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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Dauntasa posted:

trouble with toddlers

Ahahahaha

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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Tezzor posted:

S05E09: Picard faces sanctions by the Admiralty Board when it is alleged that his decision not to sodomize Worf's son Alexander was a violation of the Prime Directive.

Subplot: Guinan turns into a baby but keeps her stupid-looking hat, with sexy results.

Mach5 fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Nov 2, 2013

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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What.

Aartrek is literally like that Space-TV'S Frank ghost that had kids flocking around him in that one lovely TOS episode.

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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Guys don't be so hard I mean how could you resist:



HOTT STUFF

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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mind the walrus posted:

Is Aartrek the reason Q. stopped coming to visit :ohdear:?

That guy who visited you late at night when you were a kid wasn't Q.

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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Gammatron 64 posted:

aatrek tried to put his space seed in little jimmy

something something captain's log poop deck

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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zVxTeflon posted:

Klingon Bird of Preys on Children

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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Could this be Aartreks favorite photo? you decide

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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THIS...is (a) Ceti Five Year Old!

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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G.I. Jaw posted:

Was Aartrek born a pedophile or did he choose to be one like how transformers choose which sex to be?

I blame porn.

Gorn porn.

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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From the TNG episode, 'Rascals'

"It's... I don't know, but this feels wrong somehow."
"Miles Edward O'Brien, I am still your wife."
"- Technically, yes. "
"- Technically?"
"No, I-I mean, of course you're my wife. But you're also ten years old."
"Beverly said it's actually closer to 12."
"- That's not the point. -"
"So what is the point? - Is our marriage over?"
"- I didn't say that. But until they find a way to reverse this effect, it's hard to ignore the fact that you're a little girl."

No wonder Aartrek got hosed up this is from a real tv show and not some fanfiction poo poo.

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Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

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There should be a show called Toronto Police Sex Crimes Unit. also William Shatner is a Canada guy maybe he could reprise his roll from rescue 911 and talk about what the sex criem cops are doing and who they are aaresting

Mach5 fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Nov 2, 2013

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