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Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek's didn't like voyager because he wishes he could have an Ocampa gf

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Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek's pick up line - "Resistance is futile"

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek went deep space on a 9 year old.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Mach5 posted:

I bet the show when Picard and crew and then Space Engineer Obriens wife Cako got turned into kids (on TNG and DS:9, respectively) were his favorites episodes.

lmao. If Aatrek was an officer on DS9 I bet he'd purchase some unsavory holodeck programs from Quark on the dl and Odo would throw him in jail.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Can-O-Raid posted:

it was actually "What are Little Girls Made Of?" because he finally found out.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
A bit off topic because it's a different show, but much like BSG fans, Aatrek also finds 6 to be really hot.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Hahaha

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

mr.capps posted:

Aatrek pitches idea for new show.
Next year Star Trek: Babies hits Nickelodeon.

Babylon 5

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
When the child's parents asked Aatrek what they were going to do while they were out, he said "Oh probably put in First Contact"

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek: Arming preteen torpedo... fire!

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek tryin to give Nog a hand beezy.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek's favorite sex toy is a Stasis Field

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek was just trying to help the girl he was baby sitting roleplay Jadzia by putting a worm inside of her.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek thought a good obscure cosplay would be him as Odo and the child as Odo's pail.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Mach5 posted:

That guy who visited you late at night when you were a kid wasn't Q.

it was Aatrek in Q cosplay

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek - Star Trek isn't the only sci fi I like, let my show you some Spaceballs.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
In space, no one can hear Aatrek's victims scream.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

zVxTeflon posted:

Klingon Bird of Preys on Children

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek played Alien vs Predator with the girl he baby sat. He was the predator.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

If that upsets you, you don't want to know about him being the facehugger when they played Alien.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek has been burned badly, activating emergency medical hologram.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek needs to lay off sending children tight-beam transmissions.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Before all this went down, everyone complained Aatrek was a real hardass, but as it turned out he really liked kidding.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
When I was in the 10th grade I thought that I was gay,
'Cause I didn't like girls my own age, so obviously I'm not straight.
I told my mom, tears rushing down my face
She's like "Aatrek you love girls, just ones in pre-k, trippin'


And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I were permabanned
And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I were permabanned
My love
My love
My love
She can't consent
She can't consent
She can't consent
She can't consent

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Toad on a Hat posted:

I heard Oingo Boingo's "Little Girls" was dedicated to Aatrek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI this was actually his favorite song

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI Actually, upon closer inspection, Aatrek spotted


edit: gently caress, I dunno how to link time. Go to 1:18

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Alright, I'm done here for the night. Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure owning Aatrek with you.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Soma Mandala posted:

If Aatrek goes to jail, what will happen to his dildo collection? Can it be auctioned to fund the forum?

I'm not sure, but I hope he gets along with Granos.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
If 1000 goons all concentrate real hard on burning Aatrek in this thread, I wonder if it's possible that he'll catch fire in real life?

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

lmao. Don't Vulcans have like a sex thing where they go in heat and gently caress uncontrollably? I wonder if Aatrek used that as a defense in court like he has that but only for young children

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Conduit for Sale! posted:

i haven't been paying attention to tv iv, or any forum, much for a while could someone fill me in on what happened w/ aatrek?

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=1398.0 here you go friend

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Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Diqnol posted:

Hello, I live in a cave without internet and have actually literally read 0 posts on the forums for the past 2 weeks, can you please rehash this thing that has been talked about 500 times?

Yeah, if Aatrek can screw kids and also keep up with all the latest ST bluray and DVD releases and moderate a forum at the same time, it's not too much to ask that you keep up with the latest forum news

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