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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004


plob


gently caress you you're a waiter I don't care bring my nachos over

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friends watch porn
May 7, 2007



just the tip

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011
Tell me to shut the fuck up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38

Peruser
Feb 23, 2013


Tipping supports the exploitation of the worker. I don't tip because if the workers go hungry and their children starve to death they will rise up and seize the means of productions. I'm not a cheap bastard though

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

They say I'm a madman...
But I'm not mad
at anybody

Honest, I'm not.


Funkz posted:

just the tip

noice archer reference

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

A Gentleman's Game

Tipping, while juvenile and fun, is dangerous and harmful to the cow and should not be done

PoopinClumpin
Jul 4, 2006



Did nig nog ever get his hambeezy or what?

Beats Mushrooms
May 2, 2011


angerbot must pay.

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB


leave a tip? they're lucky if i even pay my bill

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004

food on the table


Guy Montag
Jun 24, 2005



cow tipping is an urban legend, like there is no debate to be had, srsly

Jefferoo
Jun 23, 2008

by Lowtax


tip what you can, don't feel guilty if you can't

Randy Mythbuster
Dec 24, 2004

Yo DJ, drop that bass

I tip 20% every time unless you are that cunthole Randy who works at Mark's Diner. gently caress you buddy.

Guy Montag
Jun 24, 2005



GNU Order posted:

Tipping, while juvenile and fun, is dangerous and harmful to the cow and should not be done

gently caress

Darkman Fanpage
Jan 31, 2012

~kill ur parents~

and hail satan


i tip in bitcoins

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012



I always give a twenty percent tip but I make sure I stick the money up my butthole for the duration of the meal

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

A Gentleman's Game

Guy Montag posted:

gently caress

get owned scrub

I just posttipped you

Afro Doug
Aug 10, 2007

im real gay

I just let the waitstaff sit at my table and eat my food. they congratulate me on what a good person i am and it makes me feel p. great.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011



do mods get tips

Joementum
May 23, 2004

Joy was in all hearts, the enthusiasm was indescribable. The oldest inhabitants of the city do not ever recall having seen a similar celebration, so brilliant and complete.


Won't be necessary after we achieve full communism.

Beetlejuice v.o
Jul 12, 2008


angerbeet posted:

gently caress you you're a waiter I don't care bring my nachos over

Bitch.

Guy Montag
Jun 24, 2005



GNU Order posted:

get owned scrub

I just posttipped you

ungh.

now pull my hair

steak ox
Dec 3, 2005
you're the milk in my refrigerator of love

what did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip haha

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

You tip? your a enjoyable human being

Zombies' Downfall
Aug 20, 2005

That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives.


Don't park next to a fire hydrant!

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

I don't tip at burger king why should I tip my pizza driver

get a better job slacker

UncleCaveman
Nov 20, 2005

I claim this land for Spain

I tip 13% because most waiters are stupid enough to just assume it's the full 15 without checking the calculation.

I keep the savings in a high interest savings account for my retirement.

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010


A waiter curses
The seventy dollar check
Tip of one-eighty

A dish is thrown out
More curses slung like fine meals
Tip of one-eighty

Management comes out
The room is filled with yelling
Tip of one-eighty

Man leaves defeated
A napkin is tossed aside
Thirty dollar tip

Guy Montag
Jun 24, 2005



steak ox posted:

what did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip haha

quick! crosspost this to the circumcision thread

Whimsy
Jan 8, 2001


Crasscrab posted:

i tip in bitcoins

the best tips are with those bitcoin bills with ron paul smiling in the middle

Oh Adaira
May 7, 2008

On a mountain of kittens, in the castle of purring, I sat on a throne of milkcrates!
What was will be!
What is will be no more! Now is the season of Bachelorchat!

The proper tip is 18%, though most of the time it's just easiest to round up to 20%.

Thanks GBS.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Peruser posted:

Tipping supports the exploitation of the worker. I don't tip because if the workers go hungry and their children starve to death they will rise up and seize the means of productions. I'm not a cheap bastard though
you must prove you are not a cheap bastard. Offer a tip of twenty dollars to your server and burn the bill with a lighter in front of her eyes. This will anger the server and lead her towards revolutionary thinking. This is the only way

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?


I tip my hat to the waiter as I run out the door without paying my bill.

My hat is a fedora, fyi

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010


I always tip, except I've forgotten several times at Denny's. To be fair, Denny's is a pit of black despair that drains memories and soul. If only somewhere else had Moons over my Hammy.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004



i give god 10% why do you get 18

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

The (gay) pizza man cometh...


angerbeet posted:

gently caress you you're a waiter I don't care bring my nachos over

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Hands waiter check, removes napkin from lap to reveal flaccid dick, points, raises eyebrows, smiles innocently

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

I'm going back out before the rain starts falling

Guy Montag posted:

cow tipping is an urban legend, like there is no debate to be had, srsly

Negative. It's a rural legend.

GomJabbar
Jul 25, 2013

Hey Ozma, it's Fire. Can you change my avatar back? Goons found out I'm a pedophile again. BTW Thanks for the free account. Did I mention I work with disabled kids?

Peruser posted:

Tipping supports the exploitation of the worker. I don't tip because if the workers go hungry and their children starve to death they will rise up and seize the means of productions. I'm not a cheap bastard though

As much as I would like for an anticapitalist revolution, in the meantime (which will be forever because there isn't going to be a revolution) people gotta eat. You need to tip.

Guy Montag
Jun 24, 2005



G.I. Jaw posted:

I tip my hat to the waiter as I run out the door without paying my bill.

My hat is a fedora, fyi

tell us about your mining rig

did you tip the firemen when they put out your liberty-fire?

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LorrdErnie
Oct 20, 2010

Dying for Old Tippecanoe's Cider Profits!


StandardVC10 posted:

Negative. It's a rural legend.

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