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Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

# ? Nov 6, 2013 02:04

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Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

Atma posted:

>use hellbat wings & aborted fetus

# ? Nov 6, 2013 02:14

Koboje: Sep 20, 2005; Quack

>Impale hellbat head on your left horn and the fetus on your other horn

# ? Nov 6, 2013 02:15

Diogines: Dec 22, 2007; Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

>Go back to the Cross room. Pick up Hitler. Insert him head first into John Wayne Gacy's rectum.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 02:18

frogge: Apr 7, 2006

> insert fetus into John Wayne Gacy. Then re-abort fetus.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 02:24

Mathhole: Jun 2, 2011; rot in hell, wonderbread.

bobthedinosaur posted:

> insert fetus into John Wayne Gacy. Then re-abort fetus.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 02:28

ladymikochan: Mar 15, 2006; A-hunting I will go! A-hunting I will go! Hi-ho the derri-o! With a vagina full of bees!

>combine bat wings with fetus

# ? Nov 6, 2013 02:29

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

>Impale hellbat head on middle tine of your pitchfork, upgrading it to a +2 Bat Fork.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 02:31

HiHo ChiRho: Oct 23, 2010

>Start reading obscure scripture to hitchens

# ? Nov 6, 2013 02:35

Kid Gloves: Jul 31, 2013; by XyloJW

> put the pitchfork, hellbat wing, and hitchens on the portal platform. then do eminem's verse from "forgot about dre"

# ? Nov 6, 2013 02:44

Helical Nightmares: Apr 30, 2009

Mathhole posted:

We've got a fetus, a pitchfork, a dead hellbat, and a crucified Christopher Hitchens. How do we graffiti that portal to make it look like goatse?

Time to find the One Ring.

>Set portal to Middle Earth.

>gently caress up Sam.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 02:53

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

# ? Nov 6, 2013 02:56

Diogines: Dec 22, 2007; Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

>Fly on the pitchfork. Grab the flying-fetus. Go back to the Cross room. Insert the flying fetus into John Wayne Gacy's rectum.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 02:57

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:11

Aves Maria!: Jul 26, 2008; Maybe I'll drown

> kill flying-fetus, take hitchens, bat wings, and pitchfork into portal

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:13

Sefer: Sep 2, 2006; Not supposed to be here today

>throw bat head and flying fetus

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:13

Kid Gloves: Jul 31, 2013; by XyloJW

come on you guy swe're so close to going through the portal!!!!

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:14

Kaiju Cage Match: Nov 5, 2012

Open portal, stick dick in there.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:16

Chafey: Jun 14, 2005

Cast Magic Missile

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:16

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:24

Kaiju Cage Match: Nov 5, 2012

I still say stick your dick in there when the portals.

Dick in a portal, man. It's time to one-up Justin Timberlake.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:26

Rock Wallaby: Dec 21, 2008

>save game

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:26

Chunderstorm: May 9, 2010; legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna

put wings on hitchens and impale him on pitchfork, throw it through the portal

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:28

Aves Maria!: Jul 26, 2008; Maybe I'll drown

> stick hitchens, the wings, and the pitchfork onto the pedestals. proceed to perform "The Real Slim Shady".

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:29

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:29

FoxTerrier: Feb 15, 2012; Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

put the 3 unholy items on pedestals

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:30

break-up breakdown: Mar 6, 2010

gently caress the poo poo out of that portal

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:30

Mederlock: Jun 23, 2012; You won't recognize Canada when I'm through with it; Grimey Drawer

FoxTerrier posted:

put the 3 unholy items on pedestals

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:33

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

> put 2 balls and dick on the 3 platforms

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:36

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:37

Kid Gloves: Jul 31, 2013; by XyloJW

> ask hitchens if he knows the magic words

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:40

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

> Debate Hitchens on his support of the Iraq war.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:42

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:44

God Of Paradise: Jan 23, 2012; You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

> Call your lover Saddam Hussein for advice.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:45

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Take Hitchens off of the cross, punch him in his dumb loving face, and tell him to shut the gently caress up and be a good Unholy Item. Then return him to the pedestal.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:46