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KILL YOURSELF

:siren: Hall of Fame :siren:

Forums Poster Fixie gets sent an iron cross for his secret santa (he was once told he "looked like a member of the SS" and is jokingly referred to be a member of the "Dramawaffe" due to being known as a "Drama Queen") and his gay-jewish housemate opens the parcel which is addressed to his forum handle and not his real name

Asphyxious posted:

okey, secret Santa? I have housemates. Soooooo if you don't put MY NAME on the parcel, what might you think might happen?

Asphyxious posted:

My housemate didn't find me, but my housemate did open the package. He thought it was an attack on him and apparently reported the address to the cops. I have a variety of choices before me.

Asphyxious posted:

I gotta say all these pro as gently caress secret santas is making me retroactively more pissed at my gift.

Hambeet: Re: Vasectomies

Matthew Beet posted:

Pretty much. Your juice stays juicy but it's pulp free.

Xylo gets trolled into thinking Rum + Milo is "a thing"

XyloJW posted:

milo+milk+rum. I couldn't remember if you guys said how much rum so I put about two fingers in there. good loving god, it was like drinking warm rum. No other flavor came through at all, just warm, vaguely gritty rum. I choked down about half, thinking maybe it'd get better, then I filled the glass back up with milk and restirred it. Now it's actually drinkable, but man, what the hell.



Cartoon's poo poo posting.

Endman's Tinder

Those On My Left posted:

Xylo, please probate me for a month if Mills posts proof that he has donated $100 to either the Greens or the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre or the Refugee and Immigration Legal Centre.

Those On My Left posted:

My favourite kind of BDSM is the kind where someone ties me down and tries to change the subject.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:siren: gently caress you and gently caress your snap chat :siren:

Asphyxious - Gaspy_snaps
Mills - snapfu_qq
plottt - plotter
jarsey - hooman
belgaersa - Belgaer
brynmor - Endman
dated_reference - Freudian Slip
doctagon - Zeruel
donincognito - Frogmanv2
drapersnaps - Guy with cool parrot
edwardcullen98 -The Job Creators
eignem - Ignem
el-si - Lizard Combatant
etceterad - Captain Pissweak
hambeet - A Magical Unicorn
hardcoreuf0 - Doctor Cave
haury - Stalins Mustache
imathew - gabensraum
islamisneverend - Brown Blitzkrieg
karlsamsungmarx - Mad Katter
milkymoor - Milky Moor
muslamicterrist - soag.242
pereniumfalcon - Coq Au Nandos
sweeroy - sweeroy
tithin - tithin melias
webmeister2k - webmeister
wilius - Willus
xylojw - XyloJW
gently caress You Get An Iphone - LordPants
irendwhat iRend
drint_blasters Drint Blasters
nichynichy - Splode
Bifauxnen Bifauxnen


:siren: ALL NEW AUSPOL MAFIA :siren:

Hal Incandenza posted:

:munch: I wish I was an AusPol. Or at least that I knew what the "Pol" part was. This game is hilarious. :munch:



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Jerry Mumphrey

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

G'day fag

DataRat

zoomdog posted:

G'day fag

Vladimir Poutine
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Vladimir Poutine fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Jan 2, 2014

The Anime Liker

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Lol the mayor of Toronto is a crackhead

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Lol the mayor of Toronto is a crackhead

I'd vote for him.

Drugs

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein
I voted Liberal for ending the waste, stopping the boats and axing the toxic job-killing carbon dioxide tax.

Pitnicker

Posting in an IWC honeypot thread.

DICKHEAD

Nuclear Spy

feeling under?
:burger: chat

Senor Tron


STOP THE PONIES

Jerry Mumphrey

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


Toronto mayor rob ford

mynamewas
Point
Australia is afraid of boats yet it is a giant island?

Knuc U Kinte

Awesome, just what GBS needs, another insular megathread. GAS GAS GAS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTXpXesMcKE

Vladimir Poutine
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Vladimir Poutine fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Jan 2, 2014

Senor Tron



We will decide what pickles come to this burger, and the manner in which they come.

Vladimir Poutine
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Vladimir Poutine fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Jan 2, 2014

Senor Tron


mynamewas posted:

Australia is afraid of boats yet it is a giant island?

gently caress off, we're full.

Vladimir Poutine
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Vladimir Poutine fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Jan 2, 2014

bell jar

Sneaks McDevious

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Your new PM looks like a smashing fellow

catpowerd

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow

Why do do we need this thread? there is already a Aus politics thread in DnD that is full of great people with intelligent opinio-AHAHAHAAH.

CLAM DOWN




zoomdog posted:

Toronto mayor rob ford

poo poo i was just going to loving post that

God Bless Johnny

Have a cup of tea.
Outlaw motorcycle gangs should be outlawed because

hooman

This guy seems legit.
Let the glorious shitposting commence!

Shithouse Dave

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Lol your country is run by Abbott and Costello. Well I guess not Costello so much these days but w/e


Kieselguhr Kid

WHY USE ONE WORD WHEN SIX FUCKING PARAGRAPHS WILL DO?

(If this post doesn't passive-aggressively lash out at one of the women in Auspol please send the police to do a welfare check.)
Hockey -- even worse

God Bless Johnny posted:

Outlaw motorcycle gangs should be outlawed because

I really need to kick drugs

Also, we already have a shitposting thread in DnD

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Knuc If U Buck posted:

Awesome, just what GBS needs, another insular megathread. GAS GAS GAS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTXpXesMcKE

Oh I'm sorry



Here's a picture of Tony A Butt with a duck on his head.

hooman

This guy seems legit.
This is how terrible our politicians are:

Environment Minister Greg Hunt won't attend annual United Nations climate change talks in Warsaw, saying he'll be busy repealing the carbon tax in the first fortnight of parliament.

mynamewas
Point
Australia is China's most important colony [citation needed]

Pitnicker

Is it really true that Australia's number one import is Neoconservatism?

mynamewas
Point

Pitnicker posted:

Is it really true that Australia's number one import is Neoconservatism?
it's undeserved relevance

Bargearse

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
Nando's > Oporto

gently caress off we're full

vote Greens

bell jar

our number one export is foreigners

Human Grand Prix

by FactsAreUseless
How many of you own a fully sik Torana or VL Calais?

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Bargearse posted:

Nando's > Oporto

:getout:

God Bless Johnny

Have a cup of tea.

Bargearse posted:

Nando's > Oporto




This post is incendiary.

Vladimir Poutine
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Vladimir Poutine fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Jan 2, 2014

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Vladimir Poutine posted:

Adelaide (/ˈædəleɪd/ ad-ə-layd)[3] is the capital city of Australia. With a population of 10,367,000, it is Australia's largest city and the second-largest in the Southern Hemisphere. The city is located in the north-east of Western Australia (WA), 5780 km south-west of Sydney, and 22 km north-east of Melbourne. A resident of Adelaide is known as an "Angelino".

As the seat of the government of Australia, Adelaide is the site of Parliament House, the High Court and numerous government departments and agencies. It is also the location of many social and cultural institutions of national significance, such as the head office of Nandos, Melbourne University, and the National Gallery.

Adelaide has a temperate climate with heavy snow falls in the winter months. In the summer, the average maximum is 29 °C but there is considerable variation and Adelaide can usually expect around 3 days a year when the daytime temperature is 60 °C or above.

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