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Kieselguhr Kid

WHY USE ONE WORD WHEN SIX FUCKING PARAGRAPHS WILL DO?

(If this post doesn't passive-aggressively lash out at one of the women in Auspol please send the police to do a welfare check.)

Bargearse posted:

Nando's > Oporto

A brief preview of what happens when I take power:

me -> :commissar: <- you

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Seagull

give me a chip

LordPants posted:

Politics, am I right?

No? :confused:

bell jar



I just found out today that nandos is South African and I honestly don't know what to think anymore

just kidding i have always thought it is trash

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Echochamber.

Idiot Kicker
geographic isolation must fuel the crazy, it does in rural america

TheIllestVillain

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
nandos is shithouse

the burgers are better at hungry jacks™

bell jar

:nms: :nws: Please do not click on the following links as they contain images of our current prime minister :nws: :nms:

http://i.imgur.com/60Vimp3.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hWoxpjE.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IMrs07Q.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QXWga3k.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/yfd9ye9.jpg

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Drint Blasters

boy I love spending 15 bucks on some slightly spicy chicken!
nandos sux

Also, my housemate has pineapple and beetroot sangas.

hiddenmovement

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
The last time I went to Nandos was about 13 years ago I bought a whole chicken it was super expensive and beaten flat and only very mildly spicy.

Just go to coles you scrubs lmao.

hiddenmovement

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
Also is it true that Tony Abbott stuck his dick in a staffer and if so when does this all come out?

rudatron

by Fluffdaddy
I went to nandos once, it was expensive and unsatisfying, much like OP's mum

the best fast food is indian, cheap and great what more do you want

Vladimir Poutine
:madmax:
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Vladimir Poutine fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Jan 2, 2014

Pitnicker

True story:

Last year I went to Australia for the first time and walked up to a kiosk to buy some cigs.

"That'll be $20," the Cashier said.

"I don't want a carton, just a pack," I said.

"This must be your first time in Australia."

hiddenmovement

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

rudatron posted:

I went to nandos once, it was expensive and unsatisfying, much like OP's mum

the best fast food is indian, cheap and great what more do you want

I would like 1 non burning arsehole please.

bell jar

Pitnicker posted:

True story:

Last year I went to Australia for the first time and walked up to a kiosk to buy some cigs.

"That'll be $20," the Cashier said.

"I don't want a carton, just a pack," I said.

"This must be your first time in Australia."

hiddenmovement

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

Pitnicker posted:

True story:

Last year I went to Australia for the first time and walked up to a kiosk to buy some cigs.

"That'll be $20," the Cashier said.

"I don't want a carton, just a pack," I said.

"This must be your first time in Australia."

You will find the freedom! required to kill yourself slowly on the other side of the pacific.

Shithouse Dave

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


The only good thing about nandos was that is was across the street from my apartment when I lived in au and the chips were alright with some spicy dippy sauce.


I miss chicken salt. :(

goku im piss

Your mama was a snowblower
australia is terrible and something something your soccer team sucks also

Alan Smithee


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Cants not a bad word you Americans are just cants

cants cants cants

hiddenmovement

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

goku im piss posted:

australia is terrible and something something your soccer team sucks also

Lmao soccer

Drint Blasters

I did the opposite in the states when I visited:
cigs please
that'll be $5.35
*faints*

You can play pokies at servos which is p weird.

Seagull

give me a chip

goku im piss posted:

australia is terrible and something something your soccer team sucks also

It's not like we can refute this. Or do.

Vladimir Poutine
:madmax:
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Vladimir Poutine fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Jan 2, 2014

Alan Smithee


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Drint Blasters posted:

You can play pokies at servos which is p weird.

None of this sentence makes sense except "You can play"

rudatron

by Fluffdaddy
soccer just aint cricket, mate

(posted from the lucky cuntry)

Seagull

give me a chip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7u9hP4r1S8

goku im piss

Your mama was a snowblower
im not calling it footy because it would imply i know something about it, also why don't you guys rename your aborigines to something more original, like "Outblacks"

bell jar

Alan Smithee posted:

None of this sentence makes sense except "You can play"

"You can play slot machines at gas stations which is hella strange dawg" is how i assume it is translated based off american tv

How do you guys tell the difference between gas (petrol) and gas (actual gas)

bell jar

I mean we have cars that run on gas but it is literally a gas that you put in your car

hiddenmovement

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
Americans pour a 50% mixture of crude oil and baby seal blood into their gigantic cars what is this 'gas' you speak of.

ColtMcAsskick

bell jar posted:

How do you guys tell the difference between gas (petrol) and gas (actual gas)

The high's kinda different

Pitnicker

Also Customs stole all my cigarettes at the airport which I presume they used to stock the kiosks.

Gough Suppressant

hiddenmovement posted:

Americans pour a 50% mixture of crude oil and baby seal blood into their gigantic cars what is this 'gas' you speak of.

farts

hiddenmovement

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
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I wanted to find one of a dude in servo but look at this fat gently caress lol

bell jar

hiddenmovement posted:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm



I wanted to find one of a dude in servo but look at this fat gently caress lol

rooty hill rsl

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rudatron posted:

I went to nandos once, it was expensive and unsatisfying, much like OP's mum

ColtMcAsskick

Pitnicker posted:

Also Customs stole all my cigarettes at the airport which I presume they used to stock the kiosks.

they ruined one of my money making schemes when they reduced the allowable amount to 2 packs. If you had stop in Singapore on the way back you could nab a carton for $15 or something stupid then sell them to your friends for $5 a pop and make a cool profit

Lid

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
People are afraid to post in D&D because they find the debate there too serious and intimidating. The AusPol D&D thread is currently on day 3 and page 15 of a debate over what if anything should be on a hamburger, specifically regarding beetroot and pineapple. It has been the most furiously debated topic in months. These are our first world problems.

mysterious loyall X

every roonigger must loving hang :hitler::hitler::hitler:

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DICKHEAD

Davelord Cheeto posted:

every roonigger must loving hang :hitler::hitler::hitler:



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