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Ograbme
Jul 26, 2003

D--n it, how he nicks 'em
Wait isn't DADT literally hear no evil, speak no evil?

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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DADT was stupid because gays make the best soldiers. Seriously the Spartans advocated soldiers loving each other because it made them fight harder in battle.

TURN IT OFF!
Dec 26, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

DADT was stupid because gays make the best soldiers. Seriously the Spartans advocated soldiers loving each other because it made them fight harder in battle.
"lights out, maggots. If these bunks don't reek of lube and cum by oh-six-hundred tomorrow, weekend passes are revoked!"

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Fojar38 posted:

DADT was stupid because gays make the best soldiers. Seriously the Spartans advocated soldiers loving each other because it made them fight harder in battle.

Source on this? I mean I know the greeks were a lot cooler about homosexuality but I think people over-romanticize it too since their perceptions of being gay was more than a little different from the modern day idea.

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

RagnarokAngel posted:

Source on this? I mean I know the greeks were a lot cooler about homosexuality but I think people over-romanticize it too since their perceptions of being gay was more than a little different from the modern day idea.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
The best Chuck Asay was the one of the Dem/Rep election party. The Dems had Springsteen, topless chicks, beer, etc. The reps had a couple of old guys and burgers I guess. Apparently to Chuck the latter was the better party.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

RagnarokAngel posted:

Source on this? I mean I know the greeks were a lot cooler about homosexuality but I think people over-romanticize it too since their perceptions of being gay was more than a little different from the modern day idea.

He was probably thinking of

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

Which was Thebes not Spartans. Still the worlds first special forces unit was built on a solid foundation of man love.

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007
Chuck Asay Contest thread, not Gay Spartan thread.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

XyloJW posted:

Chuck Asay Contest thread, not Gay Spartan thread.

Are you saying there's no overlap?

Lady Naga fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Nov 21, 2013

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

I wish I had photoshop and the contest was 10 years ago.



Not really then and now.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Budzilla posted:

I wish I had photoshop and the contest was 10 years ago.

You don't need Photoshop for this one, that's the joy of it. Just opening a couple of cartoons in Paint and cutting and pasting entire panels can create some wonderful results.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
How do you pronounce Asay? I've mentally been saying rear end-y, but that can't be right.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

ThatPazuzu posted:

How do you pronounce Asay? I've mentally been saying rear end-y, but that can't be right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LCsiWL6gn0

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

ThatPazuzu posted:

How do you pronounce Asay? I've mentally been saying rear end-y, but that can't be right.

It's AY-see. I had to look it up because I had been pronouncing it "Uh-Say."

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Budzilla posted:

I wish I had photoshop and the contest was 10 years ago.

Not really then and now.


I thought I'd carry your idea a little further.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007
:laffo: I can't even tell what you edited. Brilliant.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Yeah, it's brilliant because it's something he actually would have drawn without a hint of irony.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
I saw it and felt both confusion and anger, so in that sense it is really the perfect encapsulation of Chuck Away.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Goddamn this contest loving rules.

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

:drat:

The bar just keeps getting higher and higher in here.

ClownSyndrome
Sep 2, 2011

Do you think love can bloom on bob-omb Battlefield?

:drat::drat::drat:

Bravo to the entries so far, I tried going though the archives for ideas but it's pretty soul sapping

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

ClownSyndrome posted:

:drat::drat::drat:

Bravo to the entries so far, I tried going though the archives for ideas but it's pretty soul sapping

Just think about what you're going to do to those cartoons when you find them. You'll find it oddly inspirational.

Rulebook Heavily
Sep 18, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Nooo Hillary turn left

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
^^^^That's perfect!


I was going to go with Dredd, but this seemed more :black101:

Plus I get all my news on US politics from Chuck Asay and 2000AD, so it's basically true, right?

There is some great stuff in this thread.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003


This is awesome. I assume there was some slogan written on the shirt in the original?

The way good women would always wear dresses and "liberal" women would wear pants was always one of the best parts of Asay cartoons.

Rulebook Heavily
Sep 18, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Here's the original:



You really can't out-asay Asay.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?
And all I could think of for that was:

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012

Rulebook Heavily posted:

Here's the original:



You really can't out-asay Asay.

Neither of those pictures are properly centered on her shirt and it's really bugging me.

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012






Lightanchor fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Nov 21, 2013

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

Look what you made me do.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


:drat:

I need to try my hand at one of these, no image editing skills, but I can at least cut and paste some panels.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

Look what you made me do.


None of you never stop. Or do lest I die of laughter.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I made a bunch of these in hopes that one of them would be funny.




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Lord_Ventnor
Mar 30, 2010

The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

vyelkin posted:

I made a bunch of these in hopes that one of them would be funny.





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Mission accomplished.

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