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Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

hellfire blast~



do you want to know if something is gay or not? post here and find out!!

popular questions:

is it gay if you have sex with a clone of yourself
no

is it gay if the clone is the opposite sex
it might be a little weird but it isn't gay

is it gay if you have sex with animals (same-sex)
it's not gay but it's super hosed up, seek therapy

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Your Friend
Sep 11, 2009



more gay threads for the gay gods ><

Winter Fresh
Oct 31, 2011


Is Nintendo gay

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013



Maybe it would be easier to write a list of things that are not gay

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


offering three olives sexual favors to decorate my apartment (im a guy btw)

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Pork, duh.

looks like youre trying really hard to find ways to have almost gay sex. what are you hiding op?

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

is it gay if you masturbate to gay porn?

is it gay if you prostitute yourself to other men for drug money?

is it gay if you lead gay guys on into thinking that you're gay b/c you want to fit in?

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005


yes this megathread is exceedingly gay

Barf Wight
Sep 4, 2011
Yell at me until I'm fit

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

is it gay if you masturbate to gay porn?

is it gay if you prostitute yourself to other men for drug money?

is it gay if you lead gay guys on into thinking that you're gay b/c you want to fit in?

nope

nope

nope

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

So then, he asked me to go up on him!

gently caress you.

oceanpollen
Nov 9, 2013


Is it still not gay if I, with the introductory text of my dog-eared Let's Draw Yaoi Manga as a reference, coach my clone into taking the 'aggressive seme' role to my uke? Or does it become gay then?

Tha Chodesweller
Jul 26, 2012

seriously dude chill out


Wormskull posted:

gently caress you.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

is it gay if when you are having a MMF threesome the other guy:

1) puts a finger in your rear end?

2) puts a dildo in your rear end?

3) you and the other guy's dick are in the chick's mouth at the same time?

4) he cums on your chest?

5) he cums in her mouth and then she french kisses you?

Pantsuit
Oct 27, 2013


i have sex with men but i make sure our balls never touch, is it still gay?

Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

hellfire blast~



Space T Rex posted:

looks like youre trying really hard to find ways to have almost gay sex. what are you hiding op?

i want to have sex with dudes but not be gay about it

oceanpollen posted:

Is it still not gay if I, with the introductory text of my dog-eared Let's Draw Yaoi Manga as a reference, coach my clone into taking the 'aggressive seme' role to my uke? Or does it become gay then?

if girls like it it might be gay

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

I WENT TO THE PAAARK...TO SEE THE LAAARK!


is it gay if i have passionate sex with another man?

ILL ON PZONES
Oct 13, 2013


is it straight if you have sex with an opposite-gendered clone of yourself?

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

I WENT TO THE PAAARK...TO SEE THE LAAARK!


i just want some no homo sex with other men and not look gay

is that too much to ask?

Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

hellfire blast~



Winter Fresh posted:

Is Nintendo gay
yes

Kid Gloves posted:

Maybe it would be easier to write a list of things that are not gay
probably

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

is it gay if when you are having a MMF threesome the other guy:

1) puts a finger in your rear end?

2) puts a dildo in your rear end?

3) you and the other guy's dick are in the chick's mouth at the same time?

4) he cums on your chest?

5) he cums in her mouth and then she french kisses you?
no, yes, no, no, yes

Pantsuit posted:

i have sex with men but i make sure our balls never touch, is it still gay?
tough question

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012



Pantsuit posted:

i have sex with men but i make sure our balls never touch, is it still gay?

definitely not

Barf Wight
Sep 4, 2011
Yell at me until I'm fit

Smarmy Coworker posted:



no, yes, no, no, yes

disagree.
no, yes, no, no, no

Buckwild Dorf
Apr 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!


Wormskull posted:

gently caress you.

Honestly, yeah.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

is it gay if:

1) two six year olds give each other blow jobs?

2) you stick your dick through a glory hole in a porn shop and it turns out the person sucking is a guy?

3) you unironically wear a lady gaga t-shirt?

4) a guy gives you a hug and you get a boner?

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Chauncey Peppertooth grunts for a moment. Nothing happens.

yes

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!


What if it's a same-sex clone of yourself but with a tail and 10,000% more bodyhair, but the original you is on top and blindfolded?

verymoldy
May 23, 2004



is poster Kid Gloves gay?

If so does he have dinner plans?

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

So then, he asked me to go up on him!

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

is it gay if:

1) two six year olds give each other blow jobs?

2) you stick your dick through a glory hole in a porn shop and it turns out the person sucking is a guy?

3) you unironically wear a lady gaga t-shirt?

4) a guy gives you a hug and you get a boner?

I unironically wear a Free Pussy Riot shirt. Am I gay.

oceanpollen
Nov 9, 2013


is it gay if when you are having a MMF threesome the woman:

1) puts a finger in your rear end?

2) puts a dildo in your rear end?

3) has sex with just you, and all the other guy does it get his balls to touch yours during the act?

4) he cums on her chest and then you lick it up?

5) you french kiss the other guy after cumming in the woman?

oceanpollen
Nov 9, 2013


Wormskull posted:

I unironically wear a Free Pussy Riot shirt. Am I gay.

I'm not an expert, but I'd think you were pretty gay.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

So then, he asked me to go up on him!

Does making GBS threads on a baby laying in a crib and laughing hysterically make you gay?

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Chauncey Peppertooth grunts for a moment. Nothing happens.

oceanpollen posted:

is it gay if when you are having a MMF threesome the woman:

1) puts a finger in your rear end?

2) puts a dildo in your rear end?

3) has sex with just you, and all the other guy does it get his balls to touch yours during the act?

4) he cums on her chest and then you lick it up?

5) you french kiss the other guy after cumming in the woman?

idk stepping into the octagon is pretty gay with terms like "ground and pound" and "submission grappling" they sound like gay homo sex terms. so if youre mmf fighting with a lady it's already gay sorry bro


Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

So then, he asked me to go up on him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPVgaZokWdE

Jigsaw
Aug 14, 2008


is it gay if you have sex with another guy but you're upside down the whole time?

Smarmy Coworker
May 10, 2008

hellfire blast~



is it gay if one of you is a bear and the other is a twink, but, you're both blind

on that note is it gay to climb mt. everest if you're blind

verymoldy
May 23, 2004



Smarmy Coworker posted:

is it gay if one of you is a bear and the other is a twink, but, you're both blind

on that note is it gay to climb mt. everest if you're blind

hella gay on both fronts

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

I WENT TO THE PAAARK...TO SEE THE LAAARK!


i don't really get the blindfold stuff, i guess unless you are having sex with an uggo

don't have sex with uggos

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

So then, he asked me to go up on him!

Does dreaming about having sex with a beautiful woman make you gay.

Evil_Urna
Aug 15, 2004

I swear, by mah life an mah love o da thang, that I will never live fo da sake o another nigga, nor ask another nigga ta live fo mine



All threads here are gay megathreads.

oceanpollen
Nov 9, 2013


Wormskull posted:

Does dreaming about having sex with a beautiful woman make you gay.

If the beautiful woman is actually man, or if you're awakened from your dream by gay sex, or if you're dreaming this from the floor of a public restroom in a pool of ejaculate from a dozen men that you met earlier that day in the restroom, then yes.

Otherwise... um... I don't think so. Can't think of any other conditions that would make that gay. I'm pretty sure that's not gay even if you're a woman.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009

Maybe I got time to figure out how to de-spirit a toaster.


is it gay to make webcomics about gays having gay sex?

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