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Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013




Napoleon's Empire at its peak in 1812. Motherfucker made up for his (not really) shortness in sheer badass and UNLIMITED POWERRRR! /starwars :france:

drat Limeys, Krauts, and Ivans ruining everything at Waterloo. :argh:


Cialis Railman posted:

I love how metal some of the names are. Land of the Wanderers! Stronghold Isle! SEA OF WARRIORS! :black101:

And then you get to Asia and



Land of the Really Strong Ones :downs:

If we're talking about silly true names I suppose it would be remiss not to mention Riceland and its capital, Northern Capital.

e: Land of the Naked Ones! I'm not sure if I should go there, because there's probably an off-chance I run into some nut who furiously shakes his dick in my face.

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acephalousuniverse
Nov 4, 2012
Surrealist Map of the World



Originally intended for the Surrealists' second journal Surrealism In Service to the Revolution, it actually ended up in the Belgian magazine Varietes. Probably made by Eluard, it demonstrates the group's obsession with Asia and antipathy toward Europe and the US, and has a goofy equator that vaguely corresponds to Eluard's previous trip around the world.

Fernhill
Oct 28, 2013

A changing map of Europe during World War II:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOVEy1tC7nk&hd=1

HMS Beagle
Feb 13, 2009



omnibobb posted:

Is it good?

edit: first one is one sale for 2 bux on Kindle. I will report back if it's good or not.

It's very much a young adult novel. There's some really interesting world building stuff, but boy do you have to slog through the most generic teen romance.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

sticklefifer posted:

Clearly you missed Steps of the Black One. :black101::black101::black101::black101::black101:

British Columbia is Doveland of the Tattooed, though I am particularly fond of this area around PEI.

I particularly like how Where Bears Are Hunted is across the lake from Where One Hunts For Bear.

Improbable Lobster has a new favorite as of 08:21 on Dec 12, 2013

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


I think you may have missed New Land of Darkness! :black101:

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

Fernhill posted:


Map of an Englishman, a 2004 work by Grayson Perry:


(click for full size)

Massive thanks for this - I've not come across this before, I do love my weird maps. I was so taken by it that I emailed the gallery in NY that suggested that it sold prints. I present here for your amusement their reply.

quote:

Hi Teach,

Thank you for your inquiry. We are excited and proud to offer Grayson Perry's extraordinary "Map of an Englishman" available for sale. As far as I am aware, we are the only gallery in the world to have one at this time. It is a very difficult print to find.

Our asking price is $175,000.

Please let me know if you would like more information, I'm always happy to help.

Fondly,

Now, I've got a bit of spare cash, and I don't mind spending it on luxuries now and then, but I'll admit that's several orders of magnitude more than I was expecting! (Haven't replied yet, but I think I will!)

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

HMS Beagle posted:

It's very much a young adult novel. There's some really interesting world building stuff, but boy do you have to slog through the most generic teen romance.

I only read cheesy books on the toilet at work so I'm about 25% of the way through and so far it's alright. A lot of neat world building stuff and no generic teen romance yet!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Those true name maps contain a lot that is based on some really dubious stuff. For instance I saw that their name for "New York" is based on a debunked folk etymology for the city of York in Britain. They are fun though.

made of bees
May 21, 2013
They're also pretty inconsistent about what they consider a "literal meaning", like, Johnston could be John's Town or it could be Inhabited Area Belonging to The-Great-I-AM-Is-Gracious.

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

made of bees posted:

They're also pretty inconsistent about what they consider a "literal meaning", like, Johnston could be John's Town or it could be Inhabited Area Belonging to The-Great-I-AM-Is-Gracious.

Or the literal translation of "Presque Isle, Maine" would be "Nearly Island, Maine" but it would really be translated as "Penninsula, Maine"

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Teach posted:

Now, I've got a bit of spare cash, and I don't mind spending it on luxuries now and then, but I'll admit that's several orders of magnitude more than I was expecting! (Haven't replied yet, but I think I will!)

Be honest and tell us what they say. I always feel embarrassed after an inquiry solicits a price beyond my wildest dreams, but there's probably no need to be, I bet they get it all the time.

For content, I've always loved the Melbourne tram map - not to scale. Biggest tram network in the world.

Noggahide
May 16, 2009
I am a piece of shit retard
I'm loving this thread!!
Quick story: When I was a freshman in high school, I was somehow volunteered to help with some renovating of our school library. The teacher in charge gave me the job of getting rid of the entire National Geographic section, they wanted it thrown out.(not sure why) So, with the help of one other fellow student we took boxes upon boxes of these magazines to the dumpster to be thrown away. However, as many of you know, every so often Nat Geo will have an amazing map inserted in a random issue. Well, after all was said and done, I had a healthy collection of amazing maps of all types from the early 60s to the early 90s. I had a fantastic rotation of maps on my bedroom walls all throughout high school. I still have most of them in a giant box in my attic!

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.



What the hell do they call soda in central New Mexico?

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Fernhill posted:

A changing map of Europe during World War II:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOVEy1tC7nk&hd=1

Awesome! This is like a replay at the end of a game of Civilization. I've always wanted to see those for real history.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

I like how St. Louis is somehow this weird giant oasis of soda in the midst of the great pop and coke war.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author


For most Americans the borders of the 13 colonies seem ancient and indisputable, but for a long time there were massive disputes about how to carve up this new continent. Vermont was created because New York and New Hampshire couldn't settle on a border and it was decided that the overlap would belong to neither one of them. Maine was originally an unconnected part of Massachusetts. Virginia thought it owned a quarter of the continent. Just two years before the Declaration of Independence was signed, Pennsylvania claimed half of Western New York. Maps predating the revolution can look kind of weird and unfamiliar, depending upon where they were made:

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Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

freebooter posted:

Be honest and tell us what they say. I always feel embarrassed after an inquiry solicits a price beyond my wildest dreams, but there's probably no need to be, I bet they get it all the time.

Here you go! First, my reply to them.

quote:

Dear xxxxx, thank you very much for your prompt reply, I appreciate it!

I'll admit, that price is several time what I was expecting to hear! But I think that has more to do with my naivety regarding art than your pricing!

Next time I'm in NY, I'll be sure to pop in and see if you've any trains that I can catch before they leave the station!

All the best, and Merry Christmas.

Teach.

And very quickly, I got this back from her.

quote:

Hi Teach,

Very funny! I know, this piece has become so expensive but I have to say, it's an amazing work.

We do have other works by Perry that are equally amazing and because they are newer works, they are much less expensive. Take a look at the attached document and see if there might be another work that appeals to you.

Choo! Choo! Train might be leaving soon on one of these too…

Merry Christmas to you as well.

Fondly,

xxxxx

So, they handled it pretty well, and I get a catalogue of other stuff to look at, and if I find myself in NY, I'll be sure to pop in.

I've enjoyed the whole back-and-forth!

HenessyHero
Mar 4, 2008

"I thought we had something, Shepard. Something real."
:qq:

Christo posted:

I discovered this website years ago and its series of alternate earths and theoretical planets that are extremely thorough and thought-out, taking into account climate, ecology and even culture. I'm not extremely knowledgeable on this sort of thing so maybe all the science is pulled out of the writer's rear end, but to a layman its still pretty interesting. There's so much material describing the various regions accompanying each map that it would easily take hours to go through it all but if you're a giant dork like its worth an afternoon.

Great, I've just spent an hour reading what are essentially geology and geography fanfics :emo:



(Nice post)

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jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Improbable Lobster posted:

British Columbia is Doveland of the Tattooed, though I am particularly fond of this area around PEI.

I particularly like how Where Bears Are Hunted is across the lake from Where One Hunts For Bear.

That's not a lake it's says right on the map that it's the gulf of st Lawrence

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

omnibobb posted:

Is it "Cape Lookout!"?

Land of the Flow :colbert:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


sticklefifer posted:

I like how St. Louis is somehow this weird giant oasis of soda in the midst of the great pop and coke war.

And Trinity County is the last haven for Cokeists under an all-out siege by Sodaites. :ca:

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008
I think it's interesting that you can kind of see the way Virginia and North Carolina are gradually shifting from the south to the northeast culturally in that soda/pop/coke map.

bewilderment
Nov 22, 2007
man what



The coke thing is what really bothers me.
"What would you like to drink?"
"A coke."
"What sort of coke?"
"Sprite."
--
"What sort of ice cream do you want?"
"Vanilla."
"What kind of vanilla?"
"Double chocolate."

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 10 days!)

It would actually be like:
What kind of aspirin do you want?
Bayer.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

bewilderment posted:

The coke thing is what really bothers me.
"What would you like to drink?"
"A coke."
"What sort of coke?"
"Sprite."

It makes perfect sense to me. :colbert:


There are more maps like that here. I like how several of the maps have "I have no idea what you're talking about" or a "We don't have a word for that" as common answers.

7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008

Cialis Railman posted:

I love how metal some of the names are. Land of the Wanderers! Stronghold Isle! SEA OF WARRIORS! :black101:

Well, they're not bad, but they're no KANGARAT MURDER SOCIETY.

Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?

7c Nickel posted:

Well, they're not bad, but they're no KANGARAT MURDER SOCIETY.



So Scandinavia is exactly the same as it is today?

Dogan
Aug 2, 2006

Into Space
Jul 23, 2013
European feudalism led to some interesting maps.



NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Kakairo posted:

I have had more contemporary versions of this map on my bedroom wall since I was five or so, replacing it every few years with the updated edition. This is the version I grew up with:


(click for big)

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
No love for End-World?


Or Ooo?

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

Ensign_Ricky posted:

No love for End-World?


Or Ooo?


Is Ooo Australia? Cause that'd be hilarious.

Tempest815
Oct 7, 2006

FALCON PUNCH!!

omnibobb posted:

Is Ooo Australia? Cause that'd be hilarious.

That or post-cataclysm North America.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Huh, hadn't seen that one before. The classic repurposing of the Tube Map is The Great Bear:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

omnibobb posted:

Is Ooo Australia? Cause that'd be hilarious.

The creatures in Ooo aren't that deadly.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Almost 99% of the maps being posted in GBS 2.1's best video game maps thread fit here.
I stand by my post in that thread, mofuckin Vvardenfell:

frogge has a new favorite as of 02:46 on Dec 27, 2013

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



7c Nickel posted:

Well, they're not bad, but they're no KANGARAT MURDER SOCIETY.



Every time I see this map, I find something new and amazing about it. Kangarat Murder Society has always been my favorite but now I'm partial to Raji-Land: Home of a Million Sleepers and Communi-Bear Silo State.

Edit: God bless Jack Kirby's wonderful mind, RIP

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010



If you can find Ursa Minor in the sky, follow the small branch to find the North Star.


The thing about constellations is that they were invented by the Greeks two thousand years ago, and since then the stars have moved so far that they no longer resemble what they're supposed to.

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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


That loving Sned posted:


The thing about constellations is that they were invented by the Greeks two thousand years ago, and since then the stars have moved so far that they no longer resemble what they're supposed to.

That's completely wrong. The Greeks didn't create constellations (though most of the constellations in the Northern hemisphere are of Greek origin) and all the constellations today appear exactly as they did 2000 years ago. The constellations of the zodiac have shifted across the ecliptic by about a month since then but they still appear the same.

edit: I looked into the bit about constellations changing, and they do in fact change so I stand corrected. However it isn't till about 50,000 years before they start becoming unrecognizable, so at 2000 years they would still be relatively the same.

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